Ch. 31 Fifteen Seconds of Peace
Inuyasha smiled, "I think though, that your brownie had a little bit too much sugar" he grinned.
I stood there shocked " You… you l-licked m m mmy brownie?" I finally got it out.
He nodded.
"You sicko" I screamed at him "who on earth would lick another person's brownie" then I pointed to myself and said very slowly "and I ate it" I nodded my head to him as if to assure him that I did it.
He started laughing, can you imagine that, he just licked my brownie (which I ate) and now, he's laughing., "Grrrrrrrrrr" I clenched my fists into tight balls.
His laughing stopped, "Kagome it's not that big of a deal, I mean it's like the same as when you kiss me" he said getting another I'm-too-fricken-smug look on his face.
"That's different" I huffed crossing my arms over my chest (I am spending way to much time with Inuyasha).
He gave a matter a factly look "How so?" he asked.
"Well uh cuz you see, um grrrr, well I'm not going to be kissing you for a long time anyway" I finally said, (ha! I win).
"Hey that's not fair" Inuyasha said annoyed.
"Yeah well no one ever said life was fair" I said as I sat down next to him.
He sat up and put his arms around me, uh what was I mad at him for again?
I laid my head on his shoulder.
Did I mention how snuggly he is, I swear he's better than a pillow.
He cupped my chin in his hand and pulled me up to kiss him, but I playfully put my hand on his chest and shoved him back a little.
"Hey what was that for?" Inuyasha asked.
I giggled at how frustrated he was getting over a kiss, "remember I just old you I wasn't going to kiss you for a "long time.""
"Why not" he asked, taken aback.
"Because, you licked, ma brownie" I said, acting as if it was a just reason not to kiss him (there is No and I repeat NO just reason not to kiss him, but if he knows that, he'll get even more conceited, heaven forbid -_-*).
He wrapped his arms around me (again) and growled playfully "Oh really", (Oh my kami let's not start that again).
I blushed "Inuyasha" I began to try and get out of his arms, what if everyone came in I mean we did just leave them in my kitchen, oh my kami I just left them in my kitchen!
He looked a little hurt "You want to go?" awe not I felt bad.
"No" I said and kissed him, er lets just say, passionately (not that type of way you hentais).
"Out here in the grass? Inuyasha you dog" we were disturbed by a very familiar pervert's voice.
I rolled off of Inuyasha (no it was not in any way what you think we were kissing and we fell over. You sick, sick people you).
I was blood red and Inuyasha looked about ready to kill Miroku, "Why I ought a…" Inuyasha growled (not playfully this time).
Then we were joined by the rest of the group, they only saw me sitting next to a crouching Inuyasha, of course the facial expressions might have given them a clue but I really don't want to think about that right now, so I won't.
"Inu-kuro what the hell are you doing with Kagome?" Kouga yelled.
"None of you fucking business" Inuyasha growled back (I am so glad My mom is not home right now).
"Stay away from my woman" Kouga stepped forward; I cocked an eyebrow 'his woman?' I'm not even single, so uh where on this Earth sis that come from.
I stood up, they were friends and they needed to act like it "Um I think I'll make more brownies" instantly they forgot what they were talking about and were sitting in my7 kitchen waiting impatiently for me to get out the batter.
I sighed "just like Souta" , 'thank goodness I have so much practice babysitting' I thought.
The brownies were done twenty minutes later (because some people kept opening up the oven to check on them.)
I placed the brownies on the counter to cool and I got out of the spatula, Shippou was standing next to the brownies he reached his hand in the pan to-
SMACK
"Ow! What was that for?" he asked, nursing his offended hand.
"Because you can wait five minutes for them to cool, other wise they will not be very firm" I said annoyed, didn't they know anything about baking?
"But I like em goowy Shippou retorted.
"But that's not the point" I said and resolutely stood in front of the brownies, guarding them.
Finally they were cool and I slowly (to annoy them more) cut them into 36 perfectly symmetrical little squares and gave everyone a plate of 5 brownies.
"Hold on that's not right" Sango said looking over my shoulder at me eleven brownies, "there should be six for everyone" she totaled the number up in her head.
'Yes but number one, you only left me one brownie last time, number two, I made the brownies both times, and number three, it's my house so there's nothing you can do about it" I ended with a smile.
"Let's do something" I said after we had finished the brownies (I.E. 15 seconds later).
"Truth or Dare" Miroku wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"That's for like three year olds" I said dryly.
"Uh how bout spin the bottle" Miroku tried again.
"Miroku you would have better chance to get a guy than a girl" I pointed out the difference in the numbers, Miroku looked around and grimaced a little.
"Paintball" I said hopefully.
They just gave dry looks ad then turned back to the matter at hand, 'It was worth a try' I thought.
Then the phone rang.
"Moshi moshi?" I talked into the receiver.
"Hello, Kagome?" a familiar voice asked on the other line.
A/n Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie I just hit my funny bone *sniff* ok I guess I'll have to get into the plot in the next chapter cuz I got to go yell at the neighbor kids who keep playing with the laser pen, Ow that was in my eye, those things really hurt
I'll be seeing red spots till next week-_-'
Thanx
Inuyasha smiled, "I think though, that your brownie had a little bit too much sugar" he grinned.
I stood there shocked " You… you l-licked m m mmy brownie?" I finally got it out.
He nodded.
"You sicko" I screamed at him "who on earth would lick another person's brownie" then I pointed to myself and said very slowly "and I ate it" I nodded my head to him as if to assure him that I did it.
He started laughing, can you imagine that, he just licked my brownie (which I ate) and now, he's laughing., "Grrrrrrrrrr" I clenched my fists into tight balls.
His laughing stopped, "Kagome it's not that big of a deal, I mean it's like the same as when you kiss me" he said getting another I'm-too-fricken-smug look on his face.
"That's different" I huffed crossing my arms over my chest (I am spending way to much time with Inuyasha).
He gave a matter a factly look "How so?" he asked.
"Well uh cuz you see, um grrrr, well I'm not going to be kissing you for a long time anyway" I finally said, (ha! I win).
"Hey that's not fair" Inuyasha said annoyed.
"Yeah well no one ever said life was fair" I said as I sat down next to him.
He sat up and put his arms around me, uh what was I mad at him for again?
I laid my head on his shoulder.
Did I mention how snuggly he is, I swear he's better than a pillow.
He cupped my chin in his hand and pulled me up to kiss him, but I playfully put my hand on his chest and shoved him back a little.
"Hey what was that for?" Inuyasha asked.
I giggled at how frustrated he was getting over a kiss, "remember I just old you I wasn't going to kiss you for a "long time.""
"Why not" he asked, taken aback.
"Because, you licked, ma brownie" I said, acting as if it was a just reason not to kiss him (there is No and I repeat NO just reason not to kiss him, but if he knows that, he'll get even more conceited, heaven forbid -_-*).
He wrapped his arms around me (again) and growled playfully "Oh really", (Oh my kami let's not start that again).
I blushed "Inuyasha" I began to try and get out of his arms, what if everyone came in I mean we did just leave them in my kitchen, oh my kami I just left them in my kitchen!
He looked a little hurt "You want to go?" awe not I felt bad.
"No" I said and kissed him, er lets just say, passionately (not that type of way you hentais).
"Out here in the grass? Inuyasha you dog" we were disturbed by a very familiar pervert's voice.
I rolled off of Inuyasha (no it was not in any way what you think we were kissing and we fell over. You sick, sick people you).
I was blood red and Inuyasha looked about ready to kill Miroku, "Why I ought a…" Inuyasha growled (not playfully this time).
Then we were joined by the rest of the group, they only saw me sitting next to a crouching Inuyasha, of course the facial expressions might have given them a clue but I really don't want to think about that right now, so I won't.
"Inu-kuro what the hell are you doing with Kagome?" Kouga yelled.
"None of you fucking business" Inuyasha growled back (I am so glad My mom is not home right now).
"Stay away from my woman" Kouga stepped forward; I cocked an eyebrow 'his woman?' I'm not even single, so uh where on this Earth sis that come from.
I stood up, they were friends and they needed to act like it "Um I think I'll make more brownies" instantly they forgot what they were talking about and were sitting in my7 kitchen waiting impatiently for me to get out the batter.
I sighed "just like Souta" , 'thank goodness I have so much practice babysitting' I thought.
The brownies were done twenty minutes later (because some people kept opening up the oven to check on them.)
I placed the brownies on the counter to cool and I got out of the spatula, Shippou was standing next to the brownies he reached his hand in the pan to-
SMACK
"Ow! What was that for?" he asked, nursing his offended hand.
"Because you can wait five minutes for them to cool, other wise they will not be very firm" I said annoyed, didn't they know anything about baking?
"But I like em goowy Shippou retorted.
"But that's not the point" I said and resolutely stood in front of the brownies, guarding them.
Finally they were cool and I slowly (to annoy them more) cut them into 36 perfectly symmetrical little squares and gave everyone a plate of 5 brownies.
"Hold on that's not right" Sango said looking over my shoulder at me eleven brownies, "there should be six for everyone" she totaled the number up in her head.
'Yes but number one, you only left me one brownie last time, number two, I made the brownies both times, and number three, it's my house so there's nothing you can do about it" I ended with a smile.
"Let's do something" I said after we had finished the brownies (I.E. 15 seconds later).
"Truth or Dare" Miroku wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"That's for like three year olds" I said dryly.
"Uh how bout spin the bottle" Miroku tried again.
"Miroku you would have better chance to get a guy than a girl" I pointed out the difference in the numbers, Miroku looked around and grimaced a little.
"Paintball" I said hopefully.
They just gave dry looks ad then turned back to the matter at hand, 'It was worth a try' I thought.
Then the phone rang.
"Moshi moshi?" I talked into the receiver.
"Hello, Kagome?" a familiar voice asked on the other line.
A/n Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie I just hit my funny bone *sniff* ok I guess I'll have to get into the plot in the next chapter cuz I got to go yell at the neighbor kids who keep playing with the laser pen, Ow that was in my eye, those things really hurt
I'll be seeing red spots till next week-_-'
Thanx