Chapter 2, The Unfortunate Continuation
And so our story continues.
After their long and strenuous day, the cast is finally getting ready for bed. It is eleven o' clock. They are shocked to discover that, although this is a mansion, there are only two bathrooms.
Cossette: Well, this works out nicely. One for the women and one for the men.
Fantine: Yes, that's nice. Let's see, there are three of us, right?
Eponine: Yep. Sure glad I'm not a guy.
Joly: Sharing a bathroom with so many other people can hardly be hygenic!
Javert: Yes, and if there's one for the men and one for the women, where's that thing going to go? *looks at Madame
Madame: *growls
I'm a woman, thank you very much!
Javert: I doubt that.
Madame: Shut up or I'll make it to where you'll be the one having to use the women's bathroom. I'll rip your fr-
Valjean: Hush, there are children around! And the author has a rating to consider!
Cosette: Dad! I'm not a child! And we're all the same age, remember?
Valjean: Well, its not good for young ladies to hear that sort of language!
Madame: I'm letting you off easy this time, you annoying little ba-
Valjean: Ahem.
Enjorlas: As I am your leader, I demand the right to take my shower first.
Joly: No, I must use it before it is germed up by all of you using it!
Valjean: It's okay, I can go last.
Bishop: Greetings, fellow children of God.
Valjean: Hey, where did you appear from?
Bishop: The author is trying to put as many men as she can into the fanfic to lengthen the line for the shower.
Valjean: Is that right?
All of Patron-Minnette: Yep, that's right.
Joly: *runs in the shower and locks the door
HAHA. Now your germs cannot touch my body! I will take my shower while its still clean!
Javert: I really hate that boy.
One hour later.
Enjorlas: Joly! Are you done yet?!
Joly: Not quite.
Javert: Valjean, break the door down.
Valjean: It's not very nice to do that.and I can wait..
Javert: Do it, convict.
Valjean: How would you like it if someone barged into your shower?
Javert: If I took as long as this kid did, I'd deserve it. Break it down!
Everyone else: BREAK IT DOWN!
Valjean is just going to do so when Joly opens the door.
Joly: Hello everyone.
Everyone: *glare
Gavroche: *dancing around
Guys, I really hafta pee. Really, really bad!
Valjean: Okay, you can use the bathroom. But hurry up!
Gavroche: *runs inside and locks door
Ha ha, suckers! Now its my turn for the shower!
Everyone: NO! FILTHY LITTLE GAMIN!
Will all the men be able to take a shower? Will they ever realize that half of them could have used it in the morning? Will THE AUTHOR ever realize that two pages in Microsoft Word hardly constitutes a chapter? Is THE AUTHOR just an author, or is she going to be a dreaded Mary Sue? (I'M JOKING, OKAY, JUST JOKING ^_^) And finally, will THE AUTHOR realize that no one reads her stupid questions anyway?
Find out in the next exciting chapter.More Stuff Happens, or Something Along Those Lines!
Jehan: May the potatoes be with you, I hope you decide to review THE AUTHOR forgot to remind you of this So I guess that I had to!
REVIEW PLEASE! THANKS! (I promise my next chapter will be longer but I've just contracted a horrid case of writer's block.)
And so our story continues.
After their long and strenuous day, the cast is finally getting ready for bed. It is eleven o' clock. They are shocked to discover that, although this is a mansion, there are only two bathrooms.
Cossette: Well, this works out nicely. One for the women and one for the men.
Fantine: Yes, that's nice. Let's see, there are three of us, right?
Eponine: Yep. Sure glad I'm not a guy.
Joly: Sharing a bathroom with so many other people can hardly be hygenic!
Javert: Yes, and if there's one for the men and one for the women, where's that thing going to go? *looks at Madame
Madame: *growls
I'm a woman, thank you very much!
Javert: I doubt that.
Madame: Shut up or I'll make it to where you'll be the one having to use the women's bathroom. I'll rip your fr-
Valjean: Hush, there are children around! And the author has a rating to consider!
Cosette: Dad! I'm not a child! And we're all the same age, remember?
Valjean: Well, its not good for young ladies to hear that sort of language!
Madame: I'm letting you off easy this time, you annoying little ba-
Valjean: Ahem.
Enjorlas: As I am your leader, I demand the right to take my shower first.
Joly: No, I must use it before it is germed up by all of you using it!
Valjean: It's okay, I can go last.
Bishop: Greetings, fellow children of God.
Valjean: Hey, where did you appear from?
Bishop: The author is trying to put as many men as she can into the fanfic to lengthen the line for the shower.
Valjean: Is that right?
All of Patron-Minnette: Yep, that's right.
Joly: *runs in the shower and locks the door
HAHA. Now your germs cannot touch my body! I will take my shower while its still clean!
Javert: I really hate that boy.
One hour later.
Enjorlas: Joly! Are you done yet?!
Joly: Not quite.
Javert: Valjean, break the door down.
Valjean: It's not very nice to do that.and I can wait..
Javert: Do it, convict.
Valjean: How would you like it if someone barged into your shower?
Javert: If I took as long as this kid did, I'd deserve it. Break it down!
Everyone else: BREAK IT DOWN!
Valjean is just going to do so when Joly opens the door.
Joly: Hello everyone.
Everyone: *glare
Gavroche: *dancing around
Guys, I really hafta pee. Really, really bad!
Valjean: Okay, you can use the bathroom. But hurry up!
Gavroche: *runs inside and locks door
Ha ha, suckers! Now its my turn for the shower!
Everyone: NO! FILTHY LITTLE GAMIN!
Will all the men be able to take a shower? Will they ever realize that half of them could have used it in the morning? Will THE AUTHOR ever realize that two pages in Microsoft Word hardly constitutes a chapter? Is THE AUTHOR just an author, or is she going to be a dreaded Mary Sue? (I'M JOKING, OKAY, JUST JOKING ^_^) And finally, will THE AUTHOR realize that no one reads her stupid questions anyway?
Find out in the next exciting chapter.More Stuff Happens, or Something Along Those Lines!
Jehan: May the potatoes be with you, I hope you decide to review THE AUTHOR forgot to remind you of this So I guess that I had to!
REVIEW PLEASE! THANKS! (I promise my next chapter will be longer but I've just contracted a horrid case of writer's block.)