Ch. 36 Mother Dearest
*Inuyasha's POV*
"Come on man get up" I felt someone roughly shaking my shoulder.
"Head" I groaned feeling the worlds worst headache coming on.
"Get up" The voiced shook me again, I just rolled over, nothing could get me off of this couch.
"Fine then, instead of helping you get Kagome back I'll just go ask her to bear my child"
I jumped up, "You fucking lecher stay the hell away from Kagome" I growled, 'he is seriously kidding him self if he thinks I'm going to let that happen.'
"Thank you Miroku, for letting me stay over at your house while I was dead drunk." Miroku said sarcastically.
"And for getting me drunk" I added smirking a little.
Miroku gave me an annoyed look, "ok first you need to call her, I'm not sure if you remember this but you um left at least one message on her phone last night, and considering your, um… state at the time, I don't think any of them were what she needed."
I slapped my self in the forehead, 'oh yes Inuyasha you screwed your self into the ground' I thought.
Miroku picked up the phone and handed it to me, I carefully punched in the numbers, trying to focus (my head still hurt like hell).
It rang I stood up nervously, a little bit too fast because I felt my blood rush, I rubbed my forehead, 'fucking hangover' I thought angrily.
"Hello this is Kagome" I heard her sweet voice on the other side of the phone, but it wasn't as cheerful, "I'm not home right now so leave a message… and if this is Inuyasha", I freaked, 'me?' "Then I have only one thing to say to you… SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT," I was slammed to the ground head first, if possible, worsening my headache, I heard her stop for air, 'oh shit' I thought biting my lip waiting for the inevitable, "and INUYASHA after that, do me a favor and go to hell! Well bye then" her voice switched back to sweet right before I heard the beep.
I hung up the phone and pried myself off of Miroku's Not-so soft-hard wood-floor.
Miroku just stared at me, "Don't. Say. Anything" I gritted my teeth together, "We're. Going. To. Her. House. Now." I stood up and walked out the door, Miroku following behind me, very far behind me.
I got into his car and put my hand out for the keys, Miroku reluctantly pulled them out of his pocket and gave them to me. I started the car as he came around and got in the passenger side. He buckled up the seatbelt tightly.
If I had been in a better mood I would have told him that the passenger seat is the most dangerous spot in the car, but I was not feeling up to it I began to drive towards Kagome's house, 'why couldn't she had just listened to me? My head wouldn't hurt so bad' I remembered the sits, 'and neither would my back' I reached back and gingerly rubbed my shoulders.
We pulled up to Kagome's house and I hopped out motioning for Miroku to stay there, of coarse the dumb ass didn't notice so he just followed me up the walk.
I knocked at the door, a few seconds later Mrs. Higurashi opened up the door, well heelo Inuyasha, Miroku come in" she moved aside and gestured for us to come in, 'I take it she doesn't know what happened' I thought trying to keep a blank face.
We walked into the living room and she walked into the kitchen, she began to chop up vegetables with a knife large enough to lob off a hand, 'I hope Kagome's not too mad' I stared at the knife with intense fear, I meant dislike, not fear just dislike, why would I "fear" the knife, I'm not afraid of anything, hee hee.
I snapped back to reality when Mrs. Higurashi sighed, "It's too bad, you just missed her, Sango and her just left", 'oh great now what?'
"Um thanks then Mrs. Higurashi, sorry to bother you" I said as politely as I knew how, she was still holding the knife. I turned to leave.
"Oh Inuyasha" I turned around at Mrs. Higurashi who was smiling scarily.
"Yes" my voice cracked a little.
"You had better cheer up my daughter" she fondled the knife playfully then looked back at me, "or else."
I gulped,"Yes Mrs. Higurashi" I said squeakily before running out of the house as fast as my legs could take me.
I jumped into the drivers seat of Miroku's car panting. I looked at him he was giving me a perverted grin.
"What?" I asked a little annoyed.
His grin widened, "Watcha panting for? Don't tell me you got frisky with Kagome'd mom" my jaw dropped.
I smacked him across the side of the head, "damn lecher."
Miroku just rubbed his head and grinned again, "not that I blame you, she's a pretty good looking woman for someone her age" I froze, 'That is so gross' I slowly turned to Miroku, "You're a lot more perverted that you let on aren't you?" Befor he got a chance to respond I started the car, 'I'm going to find Kagome, one way on another'
A/N Um yeah, I can't believe I just made Miroku say that, I'm beginning to scare myself. Miroku is now at a very scary level of perversion.
*Spoiler* Anywho I'm going to make Kagome go on a few dates with other guys, that's what she thinks will help her get over (or get back at Inuyasha), yeah um yeah.
I'm gonna take another stab at that corny thingy I put in a couple of chapters ago.
Will Inuyasha find Kagome? Will Kagome forgive Inuyasha? Will Sango smack Miroku after she finds out what he said? What really goes on in that mind of his? And what ever happened to that Furby?
TO find out tune into the next exciting (not really) chapter of, "Smile and Maybe They Won't Notice"
Thanx
*Inuyasha's POV*
"Come on man get up" I felt someone roughly shaking my shoulder.
"Head" I groaned feeling the worlds worst headache coming on.
"Get up" The voiced shook me again, I just rolled over, nothing could get me off of this couch.
"Fine then, instead of helping you get Kagome back I'll just go ask her to bear my child"
I jumped up, "You fucking lecher stay the hell away from Kagome" I growled, 'he is seriously kidding him self if he thinks I'm going to let that happen.'
"Thank you Miroku, for letting me stay over at your house while I was dead drunk." Miroku said sarcastically.
"And for getting me drunk" I added smirking a little.
Miroku gave me an annoyed look, "ok first you need to call her, I'm not sure if you remember this but you um left at least one message on her phone last night, and considering your, um… state at the time, I don't think any of them were what she needed."
I slapped my self in the forehead, 'oh yes Inuyasha you screwed your self into the ground' I thought.
Miroku picked up the phone and handed it to me, I carefully punched in the numbers, trying to focus (my head still hurt like hell).
It rang I stood up nervously, a little bit too fast because I felt my blood rush, I rubbed my forehead, 'fucking hangover' I thought angrily.
"Hello this is Kagome" I heard her sweet voice on the other side of the phone, but it wasn't as cheerful, "I'm not home right now so leave a message… and if this is Inuyasha", I freaked, 'me?' "Then I have only one thing to say to you… SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT," I was slammed to the ground head first, if possible, worsening my headache, I heard her stop for air, 'oh shit' I thought biting my lip waiting for the inevitable, "and INUYASHA after that, do me a favor and go to hell! Well bye then" her voice switched back to sweet right before I heard the beep.
I hung up the phone and pried myself off of Miroku's Not-so soft-hard wood-floor.
Miroku just stared at me, "Don't. Say. Anything" I gritted my teeth together, "We're. Going. To. Her. House. Now." I stood up and walked out the door, Miroku following behind me, very far behind me.
I got into his car and put my hand out for the keys, Miroku reluctantly pulled them out of his pocket and gave them to me. I started the car as he came around and got in the passenger side. He buckled up the seatbelt tightly.
If I had been in a better mood I would have told him that the passenger seat is the most dangerous spot in the car, but I was not feeling up to it I began to drive towards Kagome's house, 'why couldn't she had just listened to me? My head wouldn't hurt so bad' I remembered the sits, 'and neither would my back' I reached back and gingerly rubbed my shoulders.
We pulled up to Kagome's house and I hopped out motioning for Miroku to stay there, of coarse the dumb ass didn't notice so he just followed me up the walk.
I knocked at the door, a few seconds later Mrs. Higurashi opened up the door, well heelo Inuyasha, Miroku come in" she moved aside and gestured for us to come in, 'I take it she doesn't know what happened' I thought trying to keep a blank face.
We walked into the living room and she walked into the kitchen, she began to chop up vegetables with a knife large enough to lob off a hand, 'I hope Kagome's not too mad' I stared at the knife with intense fear, I meant dislike, not fear just dislike, why would I "fear" the knife, I'm not afraid of anything, hee hee.
I snapped back to reality when Mrs. Higurashi sighed, "It's too bad, you just missed her, Sango and her just left", 'oh great now what?'
"Um thanks then Mrs. Higurashi, sorry to bother you" I said as politely as I knew how, she was still holding the knife. I turned to leave.
"Oh Inuyasha" I turned around at Mrs. Higurashi who was smiling scarily.
"Yes" my voice cracked a little.
"You had better cheer up my daughter" she fondled the knife playfully then looked back at me, "or else."
I gulped,"Yes Mrs. Higurashi" I said squeakily before running out of the house as fast as my legs could take me.
I jumped into the drivers seat of Miroku's car panting. I looked at him he was giving me a perverted grin.
"What?" I asked a little annoyed.
His grin widened, "Watcha panting for? Don't tell me you got frisky with Kagome'd mom" my jaw dropped.
I smacked him across the side of the head, "damn lecher."
Miroku just rubbed his head and grinned again, "not that I blame you, she's a pretty good looking woman for someone her age" I froze, 'That is so gross' I slowly turned to Miroku, "You're a lot more perverted that you let on aren't you?" Befor he got a chance to respond I started the car, 'I'm going to find Kagome, one way on another'
A/N Um yeah, I can't believe I just made Miroku say that, I'm beginning to scare myself. Miroku is now at a very scary level of perversion.
*Spoiler* Anywho I'm going to make Kagome go on a few dates with other guys, that's what she thinks will help her get over (or get back at Inuyasha), yeah um yeah.
I'm gonna take another stab at that corny thingy I put in a couple of chapters ago.
Will Inuyasha find Kagome? Will Kagome forgive Inuyasha? Will Sango smack Miroku after she finds out what he said? What really goes on in that mind of his? And what ever happened to that Furby?
TO find out tune into the next exciting (not really) chapter of, "Smile and Maybe They Won't Notice"
Thanx