Hi, Hi and uhhhhhhhhhhhh hi!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for not updating chapters lately but I want reviews!!! I need to know if my story is going anywhere soooooooooooooooooooooo.......... If you want more chapters just leave a brief review k? So anyway..... Here is my story...

Gir was jumping wildly and flying around into walls. Gir: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM DOING!!!!!!!!! Zim: Gir! STOP!!!!! Gir I comman- *Gir fly's into zim's face and gets hurled into the irken cruiser with the seat belt on* Zim: *big sigh* there! Ahhh That out to hold you Gir. *Gir brings a weapon of mass destruction out of his head* Uhhhhhhhhhhhh......... Gir....... What is that? Gir: A weapon of mass destruction! ( Zim: ........................................................... *somewhere in Iraq* Saddam: What the..... You! Where is my WMD!?!?! Scientist: Ummmmm sir..... A little green dog walked up and ate it then flew away. Saddam: .................. Scientist: ........................... Saddam: I really think you should cut back on the drinks.... Scientist: (

*ok back to Zim and Gir...* Gir: *takes off seatbelt and runs around on the cruiser* Zim: Gir!!!! Stop it!! Oh no! Not that not that!!!! *Gir steps on radio and the radio plays the theme song* Radio: I love you, you love me! Were a happy fami- *Zim picks up Gir and smashes the radio with Gir's head* Zim: Stupid earth dinosaurs! *Gir takes out a cake* Gir: CAKE!!!! *throws it at Zim* Zim: AHHHHHHHH MY FACE!!! *trips and falls over "Self Destruct button"* ....... Why do I have a self destruct button? Gir: Oh I put that there yesterday!!! Zim: You? Gir: Oh no I hired Dib!!! Zim: Dib?!?!!? Stinky earth pig beast was in my secret lair!?!? Gir: Ya! Then I gave him these photos with me and you without our disguises! Zim: What?!?!?!?!

Gir: Oh ya and your toothbrush to! Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CURSE YOU POOP DOG!!!!!!!!!!! Computer: 10 seconds and counting..... Zim: Oh ya I forget about that... *3 seconds and he's still standing still* Zim: Oh ya!!!

*grabs Gir and runs out of his base* Gir: OOOOOOOOOOO fireworks!!!!! *pulls out the bomb* Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sizzles.... Was just a dud* Zim: *sigh* that was close Gir: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it died..... I'll get another!!! *rockets off to saddam* Zim: .......... Oh how Gir's stupid..... Oh well.... Where was I? Oh yes! I need a ship....... Of course! Tak's Ship!!!

Dun dun dun! What a place to leave off huh? What will happen??? Will Dib give Zim the ship? And what happened to Gir? Plus where did that alien get off to? Also why am I asking you? You don't know! All will be told in the next chapter! Also... If you don't leave a review I am NOT making another chapter!!! And that's a fact so let's wait for the next episode of "Laughing Aliens!!!™" (rofl just kidding about the name)