Ch. 45 Oops
"Hi- Hiten?" (You thought I was going to say hi didn't you)
Yura smiled and grabbed his arm, "yeah" I finally got a chance to talk to him without that Naraku loser around him" she smiled and wrapped her arms around his.
"Huh?", 'what on earth is wrong with her, that guy is a perverted womanizer and a-' (the following has been edited out do to some crude references to various innocent farm animals and a toaster (not anything sick, lord some of you are beginning to pick up things from Miroku))
It seemed I wasn't the only one who was thinking along these lines, Sango had stopped laughing and stood up, "Say that again?"
Yura smiled, for the first time in a while she wasn't getting it, "Hiten and I are going out" she said if it was the news of the century.
"Uh Yura?" time for friend intervention "can Sango and I talk to you for a second" I said glancing over to Sango who nodded.
"Sure" Yura looked ecstatic, she followed us back to the side of Miroku's house.
I looked at Yura, lord she looked so happy, 'I was happy when I met Inuyasha', 'but Inuyasha wasn't a womanizing pig faced, well you know' I grimaced, well what are friends for?
"Yura, uh we need to warn you about Hiten" Sango started, but then she looked at me, my cue to start.
"Yeah he's much worse than Miroku on the lechery scale, and he is off the scales on the creep level, and he tries to push women around, and he is in Naraku's group" I ended shivering a little remembering my first time at the Bone Eater's Well.
Yura had a blank face for a second then she smiled again, "oh don't worry we talked all about that, he got in a fight with Naraku so he's no longer with them and he says he is sorry, especially to you, he said he felt bad about being such a jack-ass to you"
I frowned, 'yeah right, that guy is so lying to her'.
Yura continued, "he deserves another chance, well since that's over I'll be heading back" she waved at us to go back towards the group I stood there in shack for a minute.
Yura was not the oblivious, naïve, saintly type, this is scary.
"Sango?"
"Yeah?" she said not looking away from the spot where Yura had been standing.
"What should we do?"
Then she looked up at me, "it's no use to try and prove him wrong now, she'll just get mad at us, let's just catch him in the act"
I nodded, "Ok let's head back then"
Now Kouga had joined the group.
Everyone was shaking their heads in disgust at something Miroku had just said.
I was going to ask but- "What did the lecher do now?" -Sango beat me to the punch.
Shippou piped up, "He just hit on Kagome's mom"
My jaw dropped, 'what the hell is wrong with him, my mom, lord he was mes-, my mom, that is so sick she's my mom, she's like forty'
I couldn't manage to get a word out, neither could Sango, we both just stood their, eyes twitching-
"Whoa did you see that, they did that one in unison!"
-SNAP-
"Ahgh! Ow! Not There! Please, OW! No I'm ACK!"
Sango and I stopped to get a breath, Miroku now was many shades of blue purple and very nasty hue of green.
Miroku gained his composure (well, he tried) , "I'm sorry ladies, but if you want me that badly your going to have to take turns"
TWITCH
CRACK
THWAP
SMACK
This time I swear Sango and I had not laid a finger on him, trust me we fully meant to but Inuyasha beat us to it.
Inuyasha stood over Miroku growling.
Shall I recap? Inuyasha, upon hearing Miroku's last comment, had grabbed a board off of the limber pile in Miroku's yard. Had then broke it in half over Miroku's hear, then he took the small piece he still had in his hand and thwaped Miroku with it, the piece of wood thus bouncing off away from Inuyasha who just smacked Miroku over the head with his bare hand.
As gruesome as that may sound, Miroku had suffered much worse at my hand but at the moment this was quite entertaining to all of us (who knew very well that Miroku was ok, at least he would be physically, mentally. well, let's just say he wasn't always right up there in the first place)
Inuyasha then walked back to where he had been standing. WITH THAT DAMN FRIGGAN SMIRK ON HIS FACE! I would like to slap that smug look off of his face. wait a minute. I smiled.
"Sit"
"GAA!"
Inuyasha spat some of the dirt from his mouth (ok now I feel a little bad, that was way to close to the cement for my own comfort) , "What the hell was that for Wench? I thought you wanted to hurt him?"
"You were looking all smug and hotheaded" I huffed, ok that didn't sound as good as it did in my head.
"Well excuse me for looking smug, but I can look anyway I want to you know" Inuyasha said finally getting up.
"Um what the hell was that?" Hiten asked looking puzzled.
"Oh Kagome can do that, it's that rosary she bought him" Yura said pointing to Inuyasha's necklace.
"Then why doesn't he take it off?" Hiten said, still looking puzzled.
'Why doesn't he just take it off?'
I turned to Inuyasha, "good question"
Inuyasha went a little red, "well ya see I tried"
I raised an eyebrow, "tried?"
He nodded "Yeah it won't come off"
Kouga huffed, "stupid wimpy dog breath" (ok that's a new one) "can't even get off a lousy necklace" He began to walk over to Inuyasha to show that he could get it off.
Inuyasha smirked "You Know that Kagome got me this right?"
Kouga paled a little "I didn't mean lousy, it's a great necklace I-"
I raised a hand to stop him,"I get it"
He turned back to Inuyasha, "I'll show you" He reached forward and yanked on the rosary. dragging Inuyasha with him.
"Huh?" Kouga looked at his hand in shock. Inuyasha mean while stood there rubbing his neck.
"You don't have to try and strangle me you know" Inuyasha said a little bit irritated.
But of course, Kouga, not paying any attention to him yanked on the rosary again, startling Inuyasha.
"Why won't it break?" Kouga looked thoroughly confused.
Inuyasha moved out of his grabbing range this time and massaged his soar neck.
Shippou stood up, "Let me try" He was about to make a move for the rosary when Inuyasha jumped back.
"I think I'd rather deal with the sits" He said glancing at me, then a look of thoughtfulness dawned on his face.
'What is he- Oh my goodness!" I covered my mouth with my hand.
'I promise I won't sit you for a week" shot through my head.
"Oh shit"
A/N how was dat? I kept up my end ov da bargain lol.
Thank all of you for reviewing, and uh I did make it longer, but I have to go I'm getting yelled at for something, but I can't remember what,. Oh well. Thanx
"Hi- Hiten?" (You thought I was going to say hi didn't you)
Yura smiled and grabbed his arm, "yeah" I finally got a chance to talk to him without that Naraku loser around him" she smiled and wrapped her arms around his.
"Huh?", 'what on earth is wrong with her, that guy is a perverted womanizer and a-' (the following has been edited out do to some crude references to various innocent farm animals and a toaster (not anything sick, lord some of you are beginning to pick up things from Miroku))
It seemed I wasn't the only one who was thinking along these lines, Sango had stopped laughing and stood up, "Say that again?"
Yura smiled, for the first time in a while she wasn't getting it, "Hiten and I are going out" she said if it was the news of the century.
"Uh Yura?" time for friend intervention "can Sango and I talk to you for a second" I said glancing over to Sango who nodded.
"Sure" Yura looked ecstatic, she followed us back to the side of Miroku's house.
I looked at Yura, lord she looked so happy, 'I was happy when I met Inuyasha', 'but Inuyasha wasn't a womanizing pig faced, well you know' I grimaced, well what are friends for?
"Yura, uh we need to warn you about Hiten" Sango started, but then she looked at me, my cue to start.
"Yeah he's much worse than Miroku on the lechery scale, and he is off the scales on the creep level, and he tries to push women around, and he is in Naraku's group" I ended shivering a little remembering my first time at the Bone Eater's Well.
Yura had a blank face for a second then she smiled again, "oh don't worry we talked all about that, he got in a fight with Naraku so he's no longer with them and he says he is sorry, especially to you, he said he felt bad about being such a jack-ass to you"
I frowned, 'yeah right, that guy is so lying to her'.
Yura continued, "he deserves another chance, well since that's over I'll be heading back" she waved at us to go back towards the group I stood there in shack for a minute.
Yura was not the oblivious, naïve, saintly type, this is scary.
"Sango?"
"Yeah?" she said not looking away from the spot where Yura had been standing.
"What should we do?"
Then she looked up at me, "it's no use to try and prove him wrong now, she'll just get mad at us, let's just catch him in the act"
I nodded, "Ok let's head back then"
Now Kouga had joined the group.
Everyone was shaking their heads in disgust at something Miroku had just said.
I was going to ask but- "What did the lecher do now?" -Sango beat me to the punch.
Shippou piped up, "He just hit on Kagome's mom"
My jaw dropped, 'what the hell is wrong with him, my mom, lord he was mes-, my mom, that is so sick she's my mom, she's like forty'
I couldn't manage to get a word out, neither could Sango, we both just stood their, eyes twitching-
"Whoa did you see that, they did that one in unison!"
-SNAP-
"Ahgh! Ow! Not There! Please, OW! No I'm ACK!"
Sango and I stopped to get a breath, Miroku now was many shades of blue purple and very nasty hue of green.
Miroku gained his composure (well, he tried) , "I'm sorry ladies, but if you want me that badly your going to have to take turns"
TWITCH
CRACK
THWAP
SMACK
This time I swear Sango and I had not laid a finger on him, trust me we fully meant to but Inuyasha beat us to it.
Inuyasha stood over Miroku growling.
Shall I recap? Inuyasha, upon hearing Miroku's last comment, had grabbed a board off of the limber pile in Miroku's yard. Had then broke it in half over Miroku's hear, then he took the small piece he still had in his hand and thwaped Miroku with it, the piece of wood thus bouncing off away from Inuyasha who just smacked Miroku over the head with his bare hand.
As gruesome as that may sound, Miroku had suffered much worse at my hand but at the moment this was quite entertaining to all of us (who knew very well that Miroku was ok, at least he would be physically, mentally. well, let's just say he wasn't always right up there in the first place)
Inuyasha then walked back to where he had been standing. WITH THAT DAMN FRIGGAN SMIRK ON HIS FACE! I would like to slap that smug look off of his face. wait a minute. I smiled.
"Sit"
"GAA!"
Inuyasha spat some of the dirt from his mouth (ok now I feel a little bad, that was way to close to the cement for my own comfort) , "What the hell was that for Wench? I thought you wanted to hurt him?"
"You were looking all smug and hotheaded" I huffed, ok that didn't sound as good as it did in my head.
"Well excuse me for looking smug, but I can look anyway I want to you know" Inuyasha said finally getting up.
"Um what the hell was that?" Hiten asked looking puzzled.
"Oh Kagome can do that, it's that rosary she bought him" Yura said pointing to Inuyasha's necklace.
"Then why doesn't he take it off?" Hiten said, still looking puzzled.
'Why doesn't he just take it off?'
I turned to Inuyasha, "good question"
Inuyasha went a little red, "well ya see I tried"
I raised an eyebrow, "tried?"
He nodded "Yeah it won't come off"
Kouga huffed, "stupid wimpy dog breath" (ok that's a new one) "can't even get off a lousy necklace" He began to walk over to Inuyasha to show that he could get it off.
Inuyasha smirked "You Know that Kagome got me this right?"
Kouga paled a little "I didn't mean lousy, it's a great necklace I-"
I raised a hand to stop him,"I get it"
He turned back to Inuyasha, "I'll show you" He reached forward and yanked on the rosary. dragging Inuyasha with him.
"Huh?" Kouga looked at his hand in shock. Inuyasha mean while stood there rubbing his neck.
"You don't have to try and strangle me you know" Inuyasha said a little bit irritated.
But of course, Kouga, not paying any attention to him yanked on the rosary again, startling Inuyasha.
"Why won't it break?" Kouga looked thoroughly confused.
Inuyasha moved out of his grabbing range this time and massaged his soar neck.
Shippou stood up, "Let me try" He was about to make a move for the rosary when Inuyasha jumped back.
"I think I'd rather deal with the sits" He said glancing at me, then a look of thoughtfulness dawned on his face.
'What is he- Oh my goodness!" I covered my mouth with my hand.
'I promise I won't sit you for a week" shot through my head.
"Oh shit"
A/N how was dat? I kept up my end ov da bargain lol.
Thank all of you for reviewing, and uh I did make it longer, but I have to go I'm getting yelled at for something, but I can't remember what,. Oh well. Thanx