Ch. 48 Seven Minutes of Hell
"Kagome!" I heard my mom yelling from downstairs, "Inuyasha is here to pick you up"
I hurried down the stairs, thankful that I had decided to wear pants this time.
"Hey Kagome" he looked at me and smiled.
"Hi Inuyasha" He was wearing a pair of baggy jeans (whoo big surprise there), and a black tee shirt. Lord he looked gorgeous, of coarse he didn't need to know it.
My mom was standing there, looking at Inuyasha, then she glanced at me, I saw her eyes rim with tears, "Mom what's wrong?"
I hurried over to her, 'why is she crying?' , My mom smiled again, "I'm sorry honey, I should have found out sooner" she waved, "now go on you two, Souta's sleeping over at Kohaku's and I want a few hours of peace" she said as she shoved me out the door.
"Bye mom" I said as the door slammed.
"Uh" Inuyasha gave me a blank look, "does she always do that?"
I didn't answer him, I was a little worried about my mom, 'I should have found out sooner? What is she talking about?'
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked carefully poking me in the back.
I jumped about three feet in the air, "INUYASHA! YOU DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE!" I yelled, he gave me a fricken heart attack.
Inuyasha smirked, " not my fault that you're so jumpy" he shrugged and got in the car.
I followed suit (means I got in the car too)
We drove to his house where people had already gone inside.
"Is your dad ok with this?" I asked Inuyasha as we walked up the driveway to his house.
"He's at my cousin's" Inuyasha smirked
Inuyasha wrapped his arm around my waist pulling me closer to him, "Inuyasha" I said laughing, "Now don't you get fresh and pull a Miroku" I smiled as I moved out of his grip.
He shot me an astonished look, "Moi? Fresh? Never"
"Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it" I turned around to see a handsome guy with long silver hair like Inuyasha's standing there with a smirk on that was so identical to Inuyasha's that I was a little scared.
"Meet Sesshoumaru" Inuyasha said gruffly before grabbing my hand and trying to walk off.
Sesshoumaru though grabbed my hand and looked at me skeptically (should I mention that during this time steam was billowing from Inuyasha's ears?), after a second he released my hand, "She's not bad Inuyasha, though I can't imagine why she'd hang around with you" he said the last word with venom practically pouring into the word, then he turned to me and sneered, "Did you lose a bet, or did you get blackmailed?"
I took a step back, into Inuyasha, who was now growling, 'this is bad!' I thought frantically 'I have to get Inuyasha out of here before someone gets- '
THWUMP
'Oh please no' I covered my face with my hands, 'stupid male ego'
After a few seconds of silence I peeked out of my hands to see that not a single punch had been thrown, In fact both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were locked in a staring contest.
I lowered my hands and looked around, 'then where'd the thwump come from?'
"Oaaaaaaaaah, it feels like someone dropped a brick on my head"
I blinked and turned around to see Miroku laying face up in the grass, and a very pretty girl -with a wooden lawn gnome in her hand- stomping away.
As if on cue, Sango showed up, "What'd the lecher do this time?" she asked.
"I don't know" I admitted, "but whatever it was, he got clubbed over the head with a lawn gnome for it" the corners of my mouth twitched up as I said it, there are just some things you can't say seriously with out laughing, or at least smiling.
Sango smiled a little too.
I shoved her towards Miroku, "go help him up" I whispered to her.
"What?" she mouthed to me in shock, I gave her the go ahead signal.
She gave an exasperated sigh as she walked over to him, "ok pervert let's get you on your feet"
I smiled, 'Sango what would you do without me?'
I turned back to Inuyasha to see that Inuyasha and his half brother had resolved absolutely nothing.
I grabbed his arm and began to try and drag him off, but he wouldn't budge. "Inuyasha let's go"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" he just continued to growl and stare at his brother.
"Come on Inuyasha"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Stop being such a stubborn jack ass, I bet you can't even remember what the insult was", ok so maybe this macho man thing was getting on my nerves, alright my LAST nerve, but was I going to let it get to me? No I was going to be calm and fricken rational alright?!
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
SNAP
"INUYASHA!" I yelled into his ear, which well at least got a reaction, but um not really the one I wanted.
He covered his ear, "Damnit Wench that was loud"
"No sh-"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Gaaaa!" I threw my hands up in the air, "I give up" I went inside to find Sango and Miroku.
"Hey Kagome" Yura smiled and walked up to me with none other than Hiten (great) following behind her.
"Hi, have you seen Sango and Miroku?" I asked scanning the room for them.
"Oh that's nice" Yura huffed.
"No no, I'm sort of trying to set them up and well."
Yura's eyes lit up, "say no more, I think you got a little bit of help, their names were just pulled for seven minutes in heaven"
I blinked, "seven minutes in heaven, Sango and Miroku, with the hentai in there it'll be more like seven minutes in hell"
Hiten snaked his arms around Yura and whispered something in her ear (I hope she washes it very VERY thoroughly when she gets home), Yura giggled and nodded, "bye Kagome" she waved as they disappeared into the crowd
I walked towards where everyone was gathered to do seven minutes in heave, hoping to find Miroku and Sango.
"Kagome" a shiver ran up my spine and someone grabbed my wrist.
"Naraku" I said coldly.
He turned from me for a second, "Monten, Kagome and I will be going next"
Apparently "Monten" was the guy who was pulling the names; also apparently he was part of Naraku's group.
I yanked my wrist out of Naraku's grip, "In your dreams", 'like I was going into that closet with him? Yeah right that it'll happen when Hell freezes over, either that or when Inuyasha stops being a bigheaded braggart and Miroku gives up his life of lechery for that of a solemn monk'
Naraku winced, and than shoved me into the closet before shutting the door, 'just my luck'
So at this moment I was panicking, 'small dark room, big mean womanizer, small dark room, big mean womanizer.'
"INUYASHA!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, 'please help'
A/N I know, I know I'm queen of the bitches, but the not updating thing wasn't even my fault this time, ff.net was busy so I have an excuse that had nothing what so ever to do with my behavior (or hot sauce for that matter)
Oh yes to whoever asked (sorry I'm bad with names) about how it's possible to get into trouble with a jug of hot sauce just pour some into your little sisters squirt gun next time she says she's going to have a water war with the neighbors and see for yourself how much trouble you can get into.
"Kagome!" I heard my mom yelling from downstairs, "Inuyasha is here to pick you up"
I hurried down the stairs, thankful that I had decided to wear pants this time.
"Hey Kagome" he looked at me and smiled.
"Hi Inuyasha" He was wearing a pair of baggy jeans (whoo big surprise there), and a black tee shirt. Lord he looked gorgeous, of coarse he didn't need to know it.
My mom was standing there, looking at Inuyasha, then she glanced at me, I saw her eyes rim with tears, "Mom what's wrong?"
I hurried over to her, 'why is she crying?' , My mom smiled again, "I'm sorry honey, I should have found out sooner" she waved, "now go on you two, Souta's sleeping over at Kohaku's and I want a few hours of peace" she said as she shoved me out the door.
"Bye mom" I said as the door slammed.
"Uh" Inuyasha gave me a blank look, "does she always do that?"
I didn't answer him, I was a little worried about my mom, 'I should have found out sooner? What is she talking about?'
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked carefully poking me in the back.
I jumped about three feet in the air, "INUYASHA! YOU DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE!" I yelled, he gave me a fricken heart attack.
Inuyasha smirked, " not my fault that you're so jumpy" he shrugged and got in the car.
I followed suit (means I got in the car too)
We drove to his house where people had already gone inside.
"Is your dad ok with this?" I asked Inuyasha as we walked up the driveway to his house.
"He's at my cousin's" Inuyasha smirked
Inuyasha wrapped his arm around my waist pulling me closer to him, "Inuyasha" I said laughing, "Now don't you get fresh and pull a Miroku" I smiled as I moved out of his grip.
He shot me an astonished look, "Moi? Fresh? Never"
"Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it" I turned around to see a handsome guy with long silver hair like Inuyasha's standing there with a smirk on that was so identical to Inuyasha's that I was a little scared.
"Meet Sesshoumaru" Inuyasha said gruffly before grabbing my hand and trying to walk off.
Sesshoumaru though grabbed my hand and looked at me skeptically (should I mention that during this time steam was billowing from Inuyasha's ears?), after a second he released my hand, "She's not bad Inuyasha, though I can't imagine why she'd hang around with you" he said the last word with venom practically pouring into the word, then he turned to me and sneered, "Did you lose a bet, or did you get blackmailed?"
I took a step back, into Inuyasha, who was now growling, 'this is bad!' I thought frantically 'I have to get Inuyasha out of here before someone gets- '
THWUMP
'Oh please no' I covered my face with my hands, 'stupid male ego'
After a few seconds of silence I peeked out of my hands to see that not a single punch had been thrown, In fact both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were locked in a staring contest.
I lowered my hands and looked around, 'then where'd the thwump come from?'
"Oaaaaaaaaah, it feels like someone dropped a brick on my head"
I blinked and turned around to see Miroku laying face up in the grass, and a very pretty girl -with a wooden lawn gnome in her hand- stomping away.
As if on cue, Sango showed up, "What'd the lecher do this time?" she asked.
"I don't know" I admitted, "but whatever it was, he got clubbed over the head with a lawn gnome for it" the corners of my mouth twitched up as I said it, there are just some things you can't say seriously with out laughing, or at least smiling.
Sango smiled a little too.
I shoved her towards Miroku, "go help him up" I whispered to her.
"What?" she mouthed to me in shock, I gave her the go ahead signal.
She gave an exasperated sigh as she walked over to him, "ok pervert let's get you on your feet"
I smiled, 'Sango what would you do without me?'
I turned back to Inuyasha to see that Inuyasha and his half brother had resolved absolutely nothing.
I grabbed his arm and began to try and drag him off, but he wouldn't budge. "Inuyasha let's go"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" he just continued to growl and stare at his brother.
"Come on Inuyasha"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Stop being such a stubborn jack ass, I bet you can't even remember what the insult was", ok so maybe this macho man thing was getting on my nerves, alright my LAST nerve, but was I going to let it get to me? No I was going to be calm and fricken rational alright?!
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
SNAP
"INUYASHA!" I yelled into his ear, which well at least got a reaction, but um not really the one I wanted.
He covered his ear, "Damnit Wench that was loud"
"No sh-"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Gaaaa!" I threw my hands up in the air, "I give up" I went inside to find Sango and Miroku.
"Hey Kagome" Yura smiled and walked up to me with none other than Hiten (great) following behind her.
"Hi, have you seen Sango and Miroku?" I asked scanning the room for them.
"Oh that's nice" Yura huffed.
"No no, I'm sort of trying to set them up and well."
Yura's eyes lit up, "say no more, I think you got a little bit of help, their names were just pulled for seven minutes in heaven"
I blinked, "seven minutes in heaven, Sango and Miroku, with the hentai in there it'll be more like seven minutes in hell"
Hiten snaked his arms around Yura and whispered something in her ear (I hope she washes it very VERY thoroughly when she gets home), Yura giggled and nodded, "bye Kagome" she waved as they disappeared into the crowd
I walked towards where everyone was gathered to do seven minutes in heave, hoping to find Miroku and Sango.
"Kagome" a shiver ran up my spine and someone grabbed my wrist.
"Naraku" I said coldly.
He turned from me for a second, "Monten, Kagome and I will be going next"
Apparently "Monten" was the guy who was pulling the names; also apparently he was part of Naraku's group.
I yanked my wrist out of Naraku's grip, "In your dreams", 'like I was going into that closet with him? Yeah right that it'll happen when Hell freezes over, either that or when Inuyasha stops being a bigheaded braggart and Miroku gives up his life of lechery for that of a solemn monk'
Naraku winced, and than shoved me into the closet before shutting the door, 'just my luck'
So at this moment I was panicking, 'small dark room, big mean womanizer, small dark room, big mean womanizer.'
"INUYASHA!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, 'please help'
A/N I know, I know I'm queen of the bitches, but the not updating thing wasn't even my fault this time, ff.net was busy so I have an excuse that had nothing what so ever to do with my behavior (or hot sauce for that matter)
Oh yes to whoever asked (sorry I'm bad with names) about how it's possible to get into trouble with a jug of hot sauce just pour some into your little sisters squirt gun next time she says she's going to have a water war with the neighbors and see for yourself how much trouble you can get into.