The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The El-Frodo Song

El la Frodo take the Ringo He go to fighto El Spidero El Spidero kill El Frodo El la Frodo look like Crappo El la Sam-o go commando Tried to findo el la Frodo But he finds he killed by Spidero El la Sam-o take the Ringo Killo big Spidero with The Stingo Then the Orc-o take el Frodo Say he look like sicko toado He take-o him to base-o And threatened to eat his face-o Then el Sam-o take-o Stingo And there was no more el Orc-o Next they go to destroy ring-o But Gollum he is a Gringo They try to throw it in volcano But then el Gollum he try to fight-o But don't worry he only bite-o . He bite el la Frodo's finger-o Now only KNUB-O No need to sad sing-ero He not dead-o . They throw the ring in volcano El Gollum jump in, he insane-o They step back and it explode-o The world is saved Sauron is dead-o And Aragorn say Off with his head-o!

El Frodo's old life is down the commode-o The Elves are leaving on the boat-o Little Sam-o gets married to Rose-o And never ever again......SEES.....EL......FROOOODOOOOOOOO!