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The house of Wendy Darling has a new owner... a goth chick named Germaine! Now then, Germaine's bedroom just so happens to be the same room that Wendy's bed was once in.
Now, let's cut to the chase... Germaine is just about to take her clothes of when a shadow appears at her open window. I don't like explaining things so...

Germaine: huh?

Peter Pan: Wendy?

~Silence...

Germaine: what the-

Peter Pan: is that really you?

Germaine: -HELL?! EEEKK!!! PERVERT!!

Peter Pan: 'hell'? 'pervert'??? Wendy...what are you talking about??

Germaine- Wendy? Who's Wendy? Listen bud, I'm not this 'Wendy' you speak of and this isn't her house!

Peter Pan: ...it's not...?

Germaine: yeah, so if you were planning to hit on this 'Wendy' there's a girl down the street named Wendy. Her window is to the far right –

Peter Pan: Hit her? Why would I hit her??

~Silence...

Germaine: Uh, are you a retard or something? Who the hell are you anyway? Oh, no...let me guess *checks him over* you're Peter Pan!! Ha ha, you can leave now.

Peter Pan: HEY! How'd you know my name?!

Germaine: O.o

~Silence...

Germaine: Uh... because of your clothes...

Peter Pan: My clothes?

Germaine: Well, yeah. I see you wearing those kind of clothes in the movies...

Peter Pan: MOVIE?!

Germaine: uh... y-yeeeeah...

Peter Pan: MOVIE!?!?!?!?!

Germaine: *whimper* y-yEees...

Peter Pan: ...what's a movie?

Germaine: -_-

Peter Pan: what?

Germaine: *sigh* This is a movie...your movie... *pulls Peter Pan movie out of the video cover near her and places it in the T.V. VCR and presses Play...*

Peter Pan: O.o

Germaine: That's you! ^^

Peter Pan: Me? That's... me? That... thing is ME?

Germaine: Yup! ^^

Peter Pan: That can't possibly be me...

Germaine: sure is! ^^

Peter Pan: That thing looks nothing like me!

Germaine: sure it does! ^^

Peter Pan: (tries to change subject) ...what's that glowing box anyway? Wendy never had one...

Germaine: .........

Peter Pan: and why are you wearing all that black? Did somebody die?

Germaine: NO! But 'somebody' will die... SOON!

Peter Pan: Really? Who?

~Silence...

Germaine: *grins* SaAaAay... do you see those... vines coming out of the 'glowing box'?

Peter Pan: Yeah...

Germaine: *snicker* and do you see this fork? *holds up fork she was eating pasta with*

Peter Pan: mmm-hmmm...

Germaine: Now, I want you to take this fork and start stabbing none stop at these... vines and you will receive a WONDERFUL surprise!

Peter Pan: OoooOoOoOO!

So, anyway, Peter takes the fork and does as Germaine says. Well...you know what happens......

Peter Pan: FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!

Germaine: ^^

Tinkerbell flies over to Peter out of nowhere...

Tink: *twinkle* twink twinkle twink twink twinkle!*
**sigh* looks like Peter finally discovered the wonders of modern technology!

Germaine: O.O

Peter Pan: FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!

Tinkerbell throws pixie dust on Peter and hoists him into the air and to the window.

Peter Pan: x_x

Germaine: W-WAAAAIIIT!!!

Tink: huh?

Germaine: I...I WANNA FLY!! (says this in a whiny voice)

Tink: Well, you can't you bimbo. You zapped my dear Peter Pan!

Germaine: I'll... *heh* MARRY him if you don't let me fly!

Tink: *EEP* Okay, okay!! You win!!

*chuckle* And so, as the story goes, Germaine went flying around with a handgun shooting people in their sleep. Also, to get back at Tinkerbell for calling her a 'Bimbo' she shot Tink down too...and enslaved Peter Pan for the rest of his miserable life.

And Germaine live happily ever after...

THE END

So? What did you think? ^^