Yugi: Yami, why are you tapping your fingers?
Yami: ::tapping fingers VERY LOUDLY and angrily:: I. Hate. Marik. I. Hate. Marik. I. HATE. MARIK.
Yugi: ::puts a hand on his shoulder:: Now, now, Yami, we should love everyone!
Yami: ::looks at Yugi:: Why did I get stuck with YOU?!
Yugi: It was destiny! We were meant to be as one!
Yami: ::goes back to tapping his fingers:: I. Hate. Yugi. I. Hate. Yugi.
~~~
YamiBakura: ::walks down the street happily::
Kaiba: ::walks down the street happily in the other direction::
::They bump into each other::
YamiBakura: Oh... ::through clenched teeth:: Hello... Kaiba...
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Hello. ::twitch::
YamiBakura: ::through clenched teeth:: How... are... you?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: The weather... ::twitch:: is nice... ::twitch:: Oh, I CAN'T STAND YOU!
YamiBakura: Haha! I have better self control than you! I'm better than you! Hahahaha!
Kaiba: Oh yeah? I have good self-control too! Better than yours! I bet you can't even be nice to me for a whole day!
YamiBakura: I bet YOU can't be nice to ME for a whole day!
Kaiba: I bet my entire fortune!
YamiBakura: Yeah? Well, I bet all my Millenium Items!
::Pause::
Both: ...Whoops.
~~~
Yami: ::looks around suspiciously to Mission: Impossible music:: DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN! Do do do!!! Do do do! Do do do! Da dum! DadadaDAAAA DadadaDAAAA DadadaDAAAA! Da-dum! ::strikes a Charlie's Angels pose with his fingers in the shape of a gun::
Honda: ::very far away:: I hear Mission: Impossible music. I wonder what Yami's up to now...
Yami: ::sneaking around:: ::starts singing to the tune of the Mission: Impossible theme:: I hate Mariiiiik! I hate Mariiik! I hate Mariiiik! I hate him!
Marik: ::also very far away:: I hear Mission: Impossible music... ::goes to his Rare Hunters:: Be careful. Yami is doing something. He's a very good duelist. He'll steal... your sisters!
Rare Hunters: ::gasp:: No! Not our sisters!
Marik: DON'T LET HIM BEAT YOU!
Yami: ::throws himself on the ground behind a bush, looking suspicious:: Now, if I was Marik, where would my evil lair be? Hmm... His sister's home! ::pulls out a map::
~~~
::Kaiba and YamiBakura are sitting on a couch in Kaiba's house::
Mokuba: Kaiba! Hi! Oh, you brought home a guest!
Kaiba: Yes. ::twitch:: This is... ::twitch:: YamiBakura. My... ::twitchtwitch:: friend.
Mokuba: Kaiba? Are you okay?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Wonderful.
Mokuba: ...Okay... and how are you today, YamiBakura?
YamiBakura: ::being evil, has issues with saying the word "good":: G – I'm g – g – guhhhhhhh – fine.
Mokuba: Oh, um, that's good.
YamiBakura: ::flinches at the word "good":: ::through clenched teeth:: Yes... it... is.
Kaiba: Mokuba, I think you should leave us alone.
Mokuba: ::getting the wrong idea:: Oh. ALONE. I... I didn't know you were like 'that', Kaiba. But, if you really want some time to be together... alone..."
Kaiba: ::doesn't get it:: Yes. Alone.
Mokuba: ::looking at him oddly:: O-Okay... ::goes out::
::Mission: Impossible music suddenly starts playing::
Kaiba: ::gasp:: Yami must be nearby! Ohhhh... Yami... my love... have you come to rescue me, my love?
YamiBakura: ::whips out a tape recorder:: BLACKMAIL! ...Er, I mean... ::through clenched teeth:: It's... so... nice... that... you're... in... love... Kaiba... my... friend...
Kaiba: ::snaps out of it:: Yes. ::twitchtwitch::
~~~
Yami: Hi, Isis!
Isis: Oh, Pharoah Yami! It's you! ::bows very very deply:: Want to come in? With... me?
Yami: Yes, please. ::goes into the house::
Isis: So. ::seductively:: Want some... lemonade?
Yami: Oh, sure, thanks!
Isis: ::flirtatiously:: Can I ask you something, Pharoah?
Yami: ::leans closer:: Sure.
Isis: Why is Mission: Impossible music following you?
Yami: ::startled:: Oh. That. Um, no reason. ::disappointed::
Isis: Um, okay.
Yami: So, um, where's Marik?
Isis: Oh, he's upstairs with his little friends. It's so cute how they play together all day! I'm so glad that Marik has so many friends...
Yami: Oh, right. Friends.
Isis: Yes, I'm supposed to be babysitting the tomb, but I really don't feel like looking after that ugly, mummified, pharo... oh! I mean... that handsome, wonderful, hot... mummified pharoah...
Yami: ::glares:: Ugly? Mummified?
Isis: Oh. Did I say that? I didn't... Marik said it! I was just repeating it! Really! ::backs away::
Yami: ::eyes glow red:: Maaaarrriiiiik. ::stomps upstairs, chanting under his breath:: I. Hate. Marik. I. Hate. Marik.
Isis: ::sigh of relief:: Phew.
~~~
Kaiba: ::gets up:: I'm going to get some water.
YamiBakura: ::immediately:: Can you get me some, too?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Of... course.
YamiBakura: ::through clenched teeth:: Thank... you.
Kaiba: ::goes to get the glasses of water:: ::comes back:: ::hands YamiBakura his glass::
YamiBakura: ::sips it:: Can I also have something to eat?
Kaiba: Why... ::twitch:: of course. You are ::twitch:: my... friend. ::twitch:: What would ::twitch:: you like?
YamiBakura: ::sweetly:: Do you have any cookies?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Of course. ::brings him cookies::
YamiBakura: While you were gone, I listed all the other things I want you to bring me. After all, I'm your guest. And you have a lot of money. You should give your friend some presents.
Kaiba: ::twitch twitch twitch twitch twitch:: Of course.
YamiBakura: ::smiles sunnily:: I'm SO glad we're FRIENDS, Kaiba
Kaiba: ::twitch::
~~~
Yami: My disguise is flawless! ::dressed as a Rare Hunter:: ::takes out a tape recorder and switches it on:: ::sneaks into Marik's secret headquarters (his room)::
Marik: ::sitting in front of a mirror brushing his hair:: ::turns around:: Oh, it's you. How's your sister feeling?
Yami: My sister?
Marik: ::looks at him:: Yes, your sister!
Yami: Oh! Um... ::thinks of Jonouchi:: She's blind!
::QUICK FLASHBACK::
Anzu: Hey, Jonouchi, why is your sister still blind?
Jonouchi: What? Oh, I didn't feel like paying for her surgery, so I kept the money for myself.
::END QUICK FLASHBACK::
Marik: Oh, that's horrible. Tell her I said hello.
Yami: Sure.
Marik: ::turns back to the mirror:: Do you think YamiBakura will like my hair like this? ::puts it into pigtails::
Yami: What? Why?
Marik: ::turns back around to look at him oddly:: You know... YamiBakura? My crush? The most beautiful, hot, sexy, power-hungry dead spirit there ever was...
Yami: ::eyes widen:: Oh, right, I'm sorry. My mind was wandering, because of my sister.
Marik: ::sympathetically:: I understand. ::keeps brushing his hair:: So, why did you come here?
Yami: ::thinking of Jonouchi's blackmail video:: I was thinking that you should, um, defeat Jonouchi.
Marik: What, Yugi's best friend?
Yami: Yes. Definitely. I'm sure Yugi will be crushed. And then you can take the puzzle from him.
Marik: ::strokes chin:: You know, that's a good idea. Thanks!
Yami: Don't mention it! ::goes out::
~~~
Coming up next time:
::Yami is dueling. The Dark Magician is out on the field::
Yami: I play Mystical Elf in defense mode!
::Mystical Elf comes on the field::
Yami: And now... huh? Why am I losing lifepoints? ...Hey! Where'd my Mystical Elf go?
Until next time!
~Taira and Kouran, Mizu-Ryuuseisui Inc.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (mizu)
O----------------------O (ryuuseisui)
Yami: ::tapping fingers VERY LOUDLY and angrily:: I. Hate. Marik. I. Hate. Marik. I. HATE. MARIK.
Yugi: ::puts a hand on his shoulder:: Now, now, Yami, we should love everyone!
Yami: ::looks at Yugi:: Why did I get stuck with YOU?!
Yugi: It was destiny! We were meant to be as one!
Yami: ::goes back to tapping his fingers:: I. Hate. Yugi. I. Hate. Yugi.
~~~
YamiBakura: ::walks down the street happily::
Kaiba: ::walks down the street happily in the other direction::
::They bump into each other::
YamiBakura: Oh... ::through clenched teeth:: Hello... Kaiba...
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Hello. ::twitch::
YamiBakura: ::through clenched teeth:: How... are... you?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: The weather... ::twitch:: is nice... ::twitch:: Oh, I CAN'T STAND YOU!
YamiBakura: Haha! I have better self control than you! I'm better than you! Hahahaha!
Kaiba: Oh yeah? I have good self-control too! Better than yours! I bet you can't even be nice to me for a whole day!
YamiBakura: I bet YOU can't be nice to ME for a whole day!
Kaiba: I bet my entire fortune!
YamiBakura: Yeah? Well, I bet all my Millenium Items!
::Pause::
Both: ...Whoops.
~~~
Yami: ::looks around suspiciously to Mission: Impossible music:: DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN! Do do do!!! Do do do! Do do do! Da dum! DadadaDAAAA DadadaDAAAA DadadaDAAAA! Da-dum! ::strikes a Charlie's Angels pose with his fingers in the shape of a gun::
Honda: ::very far away:: I hear Mission: Impossible music. I wonder what Yami's up to now...
Yami: ::sneaking around:: ::starts singing to the tune of the Mission: Impossible theme:: I hate Mariiiiik! I hate Mariiik! I hate Mariiiik! I hate him!
Marik: ::also very far away:: I hear Mission: Impossible music... ::goes to his Rare Hunters:: Be careful. Yami is doing something. He's a very good duelist. He'll steal... your sisters!
Rare Hunters: ::gasp:: No! Not our sisters!
Marik: DON'T LET HIM BEAT YOU!
Yami: ::throws himself on the ground behind a bush, looking suspicious:: Now, if I was Marik, where would my evil lair be? Hmm... His sister's home! ::pulls out a map::
~~~
::Kaiba and YamiBakura are sitting on a couch in Kaiba's house::
Mokuba: Kaiba! Hi! Oh, you brought home a guest!
Kaiba: Yes. ::twitch:: This is... ::twitch:: YamiBakura. My... ::twitchtwitch:: friend.
Mokuba: Kaiba? Are you okay?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Wonderful.
Mokuba: ...Okay... and how are you today, YamiBakura?
YamiBakura: ::being evil, has issues with saying the word "good":: G – I'm g – g – guhhhhhhh – fine.
Mokuba: Oh, um, that's good.
YamiBakura: ::flinches at the word "good":: ::through clenched teeth:: Yes... it... is.
Kaiba: Mokuba, I think you should leave us alone.
Mokuba: ::getting the wrong idea:: Oh. ALONE. I... I didn't know you were like 'that', Kaiba. But, if you really want some time to be together... alone..."
Kaiba: ::doesn't get it:: Yes. Alone.
Mokuba: ::looking at him oddly:: O-Okay... ::goes out::
::Mission: Impossible music suddenly starts playing::
Kaiba: ::gasp:: Yami must be nearby! Ohhhh... Yami... my love... have you come to rescue me, my love?
YamiBakura: ::whips out a tape recorder:: BLACKMAIL! ...Er, I mean... ::through clenched teeth:: It's... so... nice... that... you're... in... love... Kaiba... my... friend...
Kaiba: ::snaps out of it:: Yes. ::twitchtwitch::
~~~
Yami: Hi, Isis!
Isis: Oh, Pharoah Yami! It's you! ::bows very very deply:: Want to come in? With... me?
Yami: Yes, please. ::goes into the house::
Isis: So. ::seductively:: Want some... lemonade?
Yami: Oh, sure, thanks!
Isis: ::flirtatiously:: Can I ask you something, Pharoah?
Yami: ::leans closer:: Sure.
Isis: Why is Mission: Impossible music following you?
Yami: ::startled:: Oh. That. Um, no reason. ::disappointed::
Isis: Um, okay.
Yami: So, um, where's Marik?
Isis: Oh, he's upstairs with his little friends. It's so cute how they play together all day! I'm so glad that Marik has so many friends...
Yami: Oh, right. Friends.
Isis: Yes, I'm supposed to be babysitting the tomb, but I really don't feel like looking after that ugly, mummified, pharo... oh! I mean... that handsome, wonderful, hot... mummified pharoah...
Yami: ::glares:: Ugly? Mummified?
Isis: Oh. Did I say that? I didn't... Marik said it! I was just repeating it! Really! ::backs away::
Yami: ::eyes glow red:: Maaaarrriiiiik. ::stomps upstairs, chanting under his breath:: I. Hate. Marik. I. Hate. Marik.
Isis: ::sigh of relief:: Phew.
~~~
Kaiba: ::gets up:: I'm going to get some water.
YamiBakura: ::immediately:: Can you get me some, too?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Of... course.
YamiBakura: ::through clenched teeth:: Thank... you.
Kaiba: ::goes to get the glasses of water:: ::comes back:: ::hands YamiBakura his glass::
YamiBakura: ::sips it:: Can I also have something to eat?
Kaiba: Why... ::twitch:: of course. You are ::twitch:: my... friend. ::twitch:: What would ::twitch:: you like?
YamiBakura: ::sweetly:: Do you have any cookies?
Kaiba: ::twitch:: Of course. ::brings him cookies::
YamiBakura: While you were gone, I listed all the other things I want you to bring me. After all, I'm your guest. And you have a lot of money. You should give your friend some presents.
Kaiba: ::twitch twitch twitch twitch twitch:: Of course.
YamiBakura: ::smiles sunnily:: I'm SO glad we're FRIENDS, Kaiba
Kaiba: ::twitch::
~~~
Yami: My disguise is flawless! ::dressed as a Rare Hunter:: ::takes out a tape recorder and switches it on:: ::sneaks into Marik's secret headquarters (his room)::
Marik: ::sitting in front of a mirror brushing his hair:: ::turns around:: Oh, it's you. How's your sister feeling?
Yami: My sister?
Marik: ::looks at him:: Yes, your sister!
Yami: Oh! Um... ::thinks of Jonouchi:: She's blind!
::QUICK FLASHBACK::
Anzu: Hey, Jonouchi, why is your sister still blind?
Jonouchi: What? Oh, I didn't feel like paying for her surgery, so I kept the money for myself.
::END QUICK FLASHBACK::
Marik: Oh, that's horrible. Tell her I said hello.
Yami: Sure.
Marik: ::turns back to the mirror:: Do you think YamiBakura will like my hair like this? ::puts it into pigtails::
Yami: What? Why?
Marik: ::turns back around to look at him oddly:: You know... YamiBakura? My crush? The most beautiful, hot, sexy, power-hungry dead spirit there ever was...
Yami: ::eyes widen:: Oh, right, I'm sorry. My mind was wandering, because of my sister.
Marik: ::sympathetically:: I understand. ::keeps brushing his hair:: So, why did you come here?
Yami: ::thinking of Jonouchi's blackmail video:: I was thinking that you should, um, defeat Jonouchi.
Marik: What, Yugi's best friend?
Yami: Yes. Definitely. I'm sure Yugi will be crushed. And then you can take the puzzle from him.
Marik: ::strokes chin:: You know, that's a good idea. Thanks!
Yami: Don't mention it! ::goes out::
~~~
Coming up next time:
::Yami is dueling. The Dark Magician is out on the field::
Yami: I play Mystical Elf in defense mode!
::Mystical Elf comes on the field::
Yami: And now... huh? Why am I losing lifepoints? ...Hey! Where'd my Mystical Elf go?
Until next time!
~Taira and Kouran, Mizu-Ryuuseisui Inc.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (mizu)
O----------------------O (ryuuseisui)