Ch. 56 It's My Party And I'll Collapse If I Want To
*I don't own Inuyasha, or family Guy, which I stole a line from, though I'm not sure where they stole it. Anywho if ya wanna know the line was dance puppet dance*
*Oh yeah and I don't own a car, but I think the reason is that whole not having a license thing, I'm not really sure though. I just woke up this morning and freaked out when I realized that I didn't have a car. If this bothers you or leads you to the conclusion that I am incredibly stupid then please ignore this last part, thank you and have a nice day*
"God Kouga you scare the shit out of me!" I yelled at the no good bum as I unlocked the doors.
"Sorry Kagome" He opened the passenger door, "Ya mind if I get a ride? Inuyasha's in a bad mood for some reason"
I smiled a bit, 'I wonder why', "Sure Kouga, hop in but I have control of the stations."
He grinned at me as he moved Miroku's present into the back of the car and buckled up.
I turned up the music and blasted my way over to Miroku's house. We arrived just barely fashionably late. I Got out of the car and brushed off my clothes, "well here we go"
Kouga escorted me into Miroku's living room where Inuyasha was pouting on the couch. "Wha's wrong baby?" I said as I sat down on his lap.
"Besides your weight?" he said, puffing out his cheeks.
"What?! Why you little-"
"Hey Gome is that my present?" Miroku had just entered the room.
"Yep" I smiled (forgetting the major grievance Inuyasha had just bestowed upon me), "but you don't get it till I say so" I got up off of Inuyasha's lap and went over to sit by Sango.
"What is it?" Miroku asked also joining us on the couch.
"It's a secret" I smiled, then changing the subject, "so how does it feel to be an adult?"
He grinned, "Your right I'm 18, I'm an adult, I can hire a hooker!"
I groaned and dropped my head into my hands, "You set yourself up for that one" Sango reminded me.
I sat up, "Miroku I swear if you do I will never talk to you again"
"Awe come on Kagome you should know I'd never do that" Miroku gave me a hurt look.
"Hmm" Sango said skeptically.
Suddenly I felt bad for seriously believing that Miroku would do something like that, he may be a pervert but he's not that bad. I stood up, "Gomen nasai Miroku" I gave him a hug.
RUB RUB
SMACK
THUMP
"You pervert! I take that back!" I stomped off and left Miroku to unconsciously drooling on the floor.
In my mad rush (ok that word doesn't really work, but stompage isn't a word (see the little red squiggly thing under it, that's proof)) I ran into Yura holding a large folded up banner.
"Sorry Yura" I said standing up and then helping her up.
"It's ok but could ya give me a hand? I promised Miroku I would do the decorations, but this one just arrived and the ass holes dropped it out back" she asked.
I nodded "with what"
She pointed to the banner "I need your help hanging this up"
"Ok" I said and followed her outside into the front of the house.
"Let's unroll this thing" she laid the banner out on the ground, and we proceeded to unroll it.
"Oh lord" I took a look at the banner and began to crack up.
Yura shook her head, "only Miroku"
Then we went on to hang up the large banner that had written on it, in big fancy pink letters, "Miroku's Big Pimpin House of Love"
I went back into the house, deciding that I would give Inuyasha another chance, but I swear one more fat crack (I know, sounds wrong) and I'll be a widow, or um whatever a girl is after she killed her boyfriend, you know besides a homicidal maniac (I love saying that).
"Oh Inuyasha" I sung walking into the room where he was still pouting on the couch. I sat down next to him and laid my head on his shoulder, "I forgive you"
Inuyasha snorted, "You forgive me? Yeah right, for what?"
"For calling me fat" I was used to his must-be-machoness, I snuggled more into his shoulder.
"Feh" he put his arm around me, I could tell he was smiling even though I couldn't see his face, if only he knew how well I had him trained, (dance puppet, dance).
"Awwwwwwwwwwe aren't you two cute"
FLASH
"Mai did you have to do that?" Inuyasha said grumpily while rubbing his eyes.
"Had to" She sat down on the coffee table, "didn't have enough pictures for the senior presentation"
"Yay" I said unenthusiastically.
Suddenly we heard the tell tale sounds of a drinking contest in the kitchen. Mai stood up immediately, "sorry got to go" She picked up her camera and headed towards the kitchen.
"I'll bet the senior presentation ought to be interesting this year" Inuyasha said wrapping his arm back around me.
I leaned over and kissed him, he slowly brought his hand down to my lower back and pulled me closer. I ran my hands through his hair, lord his hair is soft.
"KAGOME, INUYASHA!"
Miroku's voice scared me so much that I fell off of the couch.
"What the hell was that for Miroku!?" Inuyasha roared as he helped me onto his lap.
"It's time to open presents, and Kagome's been torturing me about hers for nearly a month" Miroku said as if it had been more than sufficient for taking a couple years off my life, "and for that torture, she goes first"
I smiled and stood up, "of coarse Miroku", I bent down and picked up the gift off of the floor. I handed it to Miroku who instantly began to tearing through the wrapping paper.
After he got through the paper, he began to hastily yank at the tape, he tossed the tape to the floor and pulled open the top flap of the box.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Miroku screamed (like a girl) and then fainted.
"Umm Kagome" Inuyasha said to me, not taking his eyes off of the passed out Miroku.
"Take a look in the box" I smiled as Inuyasha peeked into Miroku's gift. He bent down and picked up the present.
"A furby?" he gave me a curious look.
"You don't remember when we locked you guys in the basement for 4 and a ½ hours, and you all freaked out and screamed for us to let you out, because you thought my old furby was some type of monster?" I asked smiling mischievously.
Suddenly Inuyasha's face turned bright red, and not the jealousy, or embarrassment red, the anger red, "You, you two locked us in there?" then he blinked and looked around the room, and noticed everyone who was staring at him, "and I didn't think it was anything, I knew what it was, I just thought it was funny to see everyone else freak out."
"Good night" I waved at everyone at the party as Inuyasha walked me to the car.
When we reached the car I leaned forward to give him a quick kiss, but Inuyasha pulled me back, when we separated for a quick breath he whispered into my ear, "that was for after that championship"
I smiled and whispered back, "and this is for being you" I pulled him closer and kissed him again. I pulled him closer to me, accidentally taking a step back as I did, so that I bumped against my car, reminding me that I had to go home. I broke off the kiss, " 'night Yasha" I began to get into my car.
"Kagome I," Inuyasha began, but then stopped.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing, it's not important" he said looking down at his shoes, "good night"
I smiled, "nighty, nighty, buttercup" I quickly slammed the door before he could get at me. He growled at me and of coarse I acted mature about it. "Nah nah nah nah nah" I stuck out my tongue. He finally gave up and went back headed back for the house, but before he got there I honked the horn at him. When he turned and looked I blew a kiss at him. 'I do love him' I decided and drove home in total bliss.
I hoped out of my car happily, "Mom I'm home" I yelled through the house when I got in.
My mom came out of the back room grinning, "it looks like someone's happy, did Miroku like his present?" I had told my mom about the joke when she had asked me about a furby being a very childish gift, even for Miroku.
"Yep, but that's not the reason I'm happy, mom I think I love Inuyasha" suddenly my mom's cherry smiled changed, it melted into a look of pure pain and sympathy.
"Honey, there's something I need to tell you about that", I gulped suddenly I had one of those vibes you get at the exact moment that your entire life spirals downward, draining you of all the things you took pleasure in.
A/N sorry bout the lack of humor, I just need to get back into the groove of humor. A warning though the next chapter is a doozy (another word I like to say, yet never can find a situation to use it, in real life or in this, isn't that absolutely awful?)
I actually remembered to do a few review responses;
I only did the ones I could say something about or answer cuz otherwise You would get to read a lot of useless letters, and if you were lucky, some may form words.
*disclaimer I do not own the alphabet, I am only borrowing them from Sesame Street to write this
*disclaimer I do not own Sesame Street
To: LadyInuyasha711
You stayed up all night? I hope you got some Starbucks, caffeine is fun, though I not allowed to have it anymore after the window incident, oh well. Thank ya.
*disclaimer I do not own Starbucks
To: Ali B
I feel bad about your butt, but I got a tip surround your computer with pillows that way if you fall off you don't get hurt, trust me I've been doing it for years.
To: chibi stumbler
Just for that wonderful comment I'm gonna update on time.
To: omnitoad
I have know idea what that means but the face is cute
*disclaimer I do not own faces
*disclaimer - these things are pissing me off
thanx
*I don't own Inuyasha, or family Guy, which I stole a line from, though I'm not sure where they stole it. Anywho if ya wanna know the line was dance puppet dance*
*Oh yeah and I don't own a car, but I think the reason is that whole not having a license thing, I'm not really sure though. I just woke up this morning and freaked out when I realized that I didn't have a car. If this bothers you or leads you to the conclusion that I am incredibly stupid then please ignore this last part, thank you and have a nice day*
"God Kouga you scare the shit out of me!" I yelled at the no good bum as I unlocked the doors.
"Sorry Kagome" He opened the passenger door, "Ya mind if I get a ride? Inuyasha's in a bad mood for some reason"
I smiled a bit, 'I wonder why', "Sure Kouga, hop in but I have control of the stations."
He grinned at me as he moved Miroku's present into the back of the car and buckled up.
I turned up the music and blasted my way over to Miroku's house. We arrived just barely fashionably late. I Got out of the car and brushed off my clothes, "well here we go"
Kouga escorted me into Miroku's living room where Inuyasha was pouting on the couch. "Wha's wrong baby?" I said as I sat down on his lap.
"Besides your weight?" he said, puffing out his cheeks.
"What?! Why you little-"
"Hey Gome is that my present?" Miroku had just entered the room.
"Yep" I smiled (forgetting the major grievance Inuyasha had just bestowed upon me), "but you don't get it till I say so" I got up off of Inuyasha's lap and went over to sit by Sango.
"What is it?" Miroku asked also joining us on the couch.
"It's a secret" I smiled, then changing the subject, "so how does it feel to be an adult?"
He grinned, "Your right I'm 18, I'm an adult, I can hire a hooker!"
I groaned and dropped my head into my hands, "You set yourself up for that one" Sango reminded me.
I sat up, "Miroku I swear if you do I will never talk to you again"
"Awe come on Kagome you should know I'd never do that" Miroku gave me a hurt look.
"Hmm" Sango said skeptically.
Suddenly I felt bad for seriously believing that Miroku would do something like that, he may be a pervert but he's not that bad. I stood up, "Gomen nasai Miroku" I gave him a hug.
RUB RUB
SMACK
THUMP
"You pervert! I take that back!" I stomped off and left Miroku to unconsciously drooling on the floor.
In my mad rush (ok that word doesn't really work, but stompage isn't a word (see the little red squiggly thing under it, that's proof)) I ran into Yura holding a large folded up banner.
"Sorry Yura" I said standing up and then helping her up.
"It's ok but could ya give me a hand? I promised Miroku I would do the decorations, but this one just arrived and the ass holes dropped it out back" she asked.
I nodded "with what"
She pointed to the banner "I need your help hanging this up"
"Ok" I said and followed her outside into the front of the house.
"Let's unroll this thing" she laid the banner out on the ground, and we proceeded to unroll it.
"Oh lord" I took a look at the banner and began to crack up.
Yura shook her head, "only Miroku"
Then we went on to hang up the large banner that had written on it, in big fancy pink letters, "Miroku's Big Pimpin House of Love"
I went back into the house, deciding that I would give Inuyasha another chance, but I swear one more fat crack (I know, sounds wrong) and I'll be a widow, or um whatever a girl is after she killed her boyfriend, you know besides a homicidal maniac (I love saying that).
"Oh Inuyasha" I sung walking into the room where he was still pouting on the couch. I sat down next to him and laid my head on his shoulder, "I forgive you"
Inuyasha snorted, "You forgive me? Yeah right, for what?"
"For calling me fat" I was used to his must-be-machoness, I snuggled more into his shoulder.
"Feh" he put his arm around me, I could tell he was smiling even though I couldn't see his face, if only he knew how well I had him trained, (dance puppet, dance).
"Awwwwwwwwwwe aren't you two cute"
FLASH
"Mai did you have to do that?" Inuyasha said grumpily while rubbing his eyes.
"Had to" She sat down on the coffee table, "didn't have enough pictures for the senior presentation"
"Yay" I said unenthusiastically.
Suddenly we heard the tell tale sounds of a drinking contest in the kitchen. Mai stood up immediately, "sorry got to go" She picked up her camera and headed towards the kitchen.
"I'll bet the senior presentation ought to be interesting this year" Inuyasha said wrapping his arm back around me.
I leaned over and kissed him, he slowly brought his hand down to my lower back and pulled me closer. I ran my hands through his hair, lord his hair is soft.
"KAGOME, INUYASHA!"
Miroku's voice scared me so much that I fell off of the couch.
"What the hell was that for Miroku!?" Inuyasha roared as he helped me onto his lap.
"It's time to open presents, and Kagome's been torturing me about hers for nearly a month" Miroku said as if it had been more than sufficient for taking a couple years off my life, "and for that torture, she goes first"
I smiled and stood up, "of coarse Miroku", I bent down and picked up the gift off of the floor. I handed it to Miroku who instantly began to tearing through the wrapping paper.
After he got through the paper, he began to hastily yank at the tape, he tossed the tape to the floor and pulled open the top flap of the box.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Miroku screamed (like a girl) and then fainted.
"Umm Kagome" Inuyasha said to me, not taking his eyes off of the passed out Miroku.
"Take a look in the box" I smiled as Inuyasha peeked into Miroku's gift. He bent down and picked up the present.
"A furby?" he gave me a curious look.
"You don't remember when we locked you guys in the basement for 4 and a ½ hours, and you all freaked out and screamed for us to let you out, because you thought my old furby was some type of monster?" I asked smiling mischievously.
Suddenly Inuyasha's face turned bright red, and not the jealousy, or embarrassment red, the anger red, "You, you two locked us in there?" then he blinked and looked around the room, and noticed everyone who was staring at him, "and I didn't think it was anything, I knew what it was, I just thought it was funny to see everyone else freak out."
"Good night" I waved at everyone at the party as Inuyasha walked me to the car.
When we reached the car I leaned forward to give him a quick kiss, but Inuyasha pulled me back, when we separated for a quick breath he whispered into my ear, "that was for after that championship"
I smiled and whispered back, "and this is for being you" I pulled him closer and kissed him again. I pulled him closer to me, accidentally taking a step back as I did, so that I bumped against my car, reminding me that I had to go home. I broke off the kiss, " 'night Yasha" I began to get into my car.
"Kagome I," Inuyasha began, but then stopped.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing, it's not important" he said looking down at his shoes, "good night"
I smiled, "nighty, nighty, buttercup" I quickly slammed the door before he could get at me. He growled at me and of coarse I acted mature about it. "Nah nah nah nah nah" I stuck out my tongue. He finally gave up and went back headed back for the house, but before he got there I honked the horn at him. When he turned and looked I blew a kiss at him. 'I do love him' I decided and drove home in total bliss.
I hoped out of my car happily, "Mom I'm home" I yelled through the house when I got in.
My mom came out of the back room grinning, "it looks like someone's happy, did Miroku like his present?" I had told my mom about the joke when she had asked me about a furby being a very childish gift, even for Miroku.
"Yep, but that's not the reason I'm happy, mom I think I love Inuyasha" suddenly my mom's cherry smiled changed, it melted into a look of pure pain and sympathy.
"Honey, there's something I need to tell you about that", I gulped suddenly I had one of those vibes you get at the exact moment that your entire life spirals downward, draining you of all the things you took pleasure in.
A/N sorry bout the lack of humor, I just need to get back into the groove of humor. A warning though the next chapter is a doozy (another word I like to say, yet never can find a situation to use it, in real life or in this, isn't that absolutely awful?)
I actually remembered to do a few review responses;
I only did the ones I could say something about or answer cuz otherwise You would get to read a lot of useless letters, and if you were lucky, some may form words.
*disclaimer I do not own the alphabet, I am only borrowing them from Sesame Street to write this
*disclaimer I do not own Sesame Street
To: LadyInuyasha711
You stayed up all night? I hope you got some Starbucks, caffeine is fun, though I not allowed to have it anymore after the window incident, oh well. Thank ya.
*disclaimer I do not own Starbucks
To: Ali B
I feel bad about your butt, but I got a tip surround your computer with pillows that way if you fall off you don't get hurt, trust me I've been doing it for years.
To: chibi stumbler
Just for that wonderful comment I'm gonna update on time.
To: omnitoad
I have know idea what that means but the face is cute
*disclaimer I do not own faces
*disclaimer - these things are pissing me off
thanx