Chapter 13
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. Just the idea for this fic. It's mine! Mine I tell you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Lawyer: *Looks at Hee-chan funny*
Hee-chan: *Clears throat* Sorry about that.
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Heero and Relena ate breakfast together. Relena mostly talking, telling Heero all about what's been going on in the other guy's life; how Duo proposed to Hildi; how Hildi said yes; how they are expecting a baby; how Hildi had gotten all this baby stuff from a "Secret Admirer"; how she was so happy she was in tears; how Wufei and Sally were getting closer but Wufei was too stubborn to admit it; how Trowa and Catherine were still in the Circus; how Quatra and her had become good friends; how Noin and Zechs were married and had a little boy all their own; and she kept on going. Heero just let her talk. He knew all this already. He had indeed been the 'secret admirer' who had given Hildi all her baby stuff. He could only imagine the look on Hildi face when she opened the door to that shack filled with baby things. Heero know Hildi had been trying to figure out how to tell Duo she was pregnant. He figured that would be the perfect way. The key he had given Duo the night he had left was the key that opened that little shack.
After a while, there was a knock on the dinning room door. Heero got up and answered it. Beth walked in and looked at him.
"I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" she asked.
"Of course not, Beth. What can I do for you?" Beth grabbed his elbow and pulled him to the side a bit, indicating she wanted this conversation to be private.
"Ms. Lady Une stopped by this morning." She stated, her voice hushed so Relena couldn't hear. Heero looked at her emotionless.
"She did?" he replied just as quiet. He didn't want Relena hearing this either.
"Yes, sir."
"Why didn't you wake me?"
"She told me not to. She said you needed all the rest you could get for what gunna happen next." Heero grabbed her shoulders.
"What's gunna happen? What's going on?" he asked urgently.
"I don't know," she said. She was used to Heero being a little aggressive when he found something out he didn't want to find out or told something he didn't want to deal with. "Here," She shoved an envelope against his chest. He took his hands away and grabbed the envelope. "She told me to throw the one she gave you last night away. She wrote something down and put it in one of your envelopes and told me to give it to you when you woke up. She said when you read it, go see her. She'll have more to tell you. She seemed in a rush." Heero stayed quiet a moment, staring at the envelope. He just got out of the hospital. Could this be another mission already? He turned back to Beth.
"Thank you." He said with a small, fake smile. She bowed her head and left the room. Heero turned back to the table to see Relena staring at him intently. He avoided her gaze and sat back in his seat. He could feel her eyes on him as he opened the envelope and read the letter.
Heero! Woefield is back. He escaped the explosion somehow. I don't know how. But he has been in the hospital and just got out today. He's looking for you. Come see me and I'll explain the rest. Tell no one about this yet. No one. Lady Une
Heero stood as he read the note, anger sweeping through him. How could that explosion not have killed him?
"What's wrong, Heero?" Relena asked, standing as well. He looked at her.
"It's nothing. Just something I didn't expect, that's all." He replied and began walking out of the room. Relena followed.
"Well, what happen?" she asked as he walked down the hall and into his office.
"It's nothing, Relena." He repeated, taking a seat at his desk and typing on his laptop very quickly. Relena set her hands on his desk and lean toward him.
"Your lying." She said angrily. Heero ignored her as Hildi appeared on his screen.
"Heero!" she greeted.
"Is Duo there?"
"Yeah, hold on a sec. DUO!
"What?!" was heard in the background of the vidcom.
"Heero needs to talk to you!"
"Heero?" Suddenly Duo's face came into the screen as he playfully pushed Hildi on the couch, receiving a "Hey! Jerk!" from her. Duo just laughed. Heero was getting impatient.
"What's up, bud? Sleep good last night?" he asked with a wink.
"You need to get here right now." Heero said monotonously.
"Why?" Duo said.
"That's what I wanna know!" Relena said angrily. Heero glared at her.
"Was that Relena?" Duo asked, looking around.
"Yes," he said, turning his glare on Duo.
"Why is she there?" he grinned.
"You remember the guy from the bar last night?" Heero said, doing his best to let Duo know what was going on without Relena knowing.
"Yeah." Duo said. "He was so funny!"
"You need to get over here." Heero said, ignoring his ignorant friends comment. Duo's smile vanished.
"Him?" he said seriously.
"Worse." Heero replied. Duo inhaled a deep breath and let it out slowly.
"I'll call the others and get over there a-sap." Duo said.
"Hurry up." Heero demanded. Duo nodded and the screen went black. Relena looked furious.
"Heero Yuy, you better tell me what is going on right now. What guy at the bar!?" she demanded. Heero sighed and typed in a few more buttons on the laptop. Ignoring Relena was the best policy. He knew she wouldn't leave without know what was going on. Until Duo and the others got there, Heero couldn't go talk to Lady Une. He certainly wasn't going to call her from home. The phone might be bugged. So he just had to wait. But waiting would have killed him. So he did something else other than wait.
Beth walked in with a beer and a bottle of water. She set the beer down for Heero and handed the beer to Heero.
"Thank you, Beth."
"I figured you'd need it." She said. Heero smiled at her.
"You read the note?" he asked. Beth's face turned into a mock look of disgust.
"Of course not! I don't go around reading other people's mail. What kinda person do you think I am? Honestly!" she cried and marched out of the room. Heero grinned a bit and turned back to the laptop, still ignoring Relena.
A man's face popped up on the vid screen and Heero almost smiled.
"P.B.! Hey man! What's up? I was gunna come see you in the hospital but Ms. Une kept me busy. Hope you understand." He said.
"Of course, Daniel. How have you been?" Heero said.
"Oh, just ducky here. Hey, guess what!" he said excitedly.
"What?" Heero saw Relena staring at him incredulously.
"You remember that compititon I told you about? I won it." He said with a grin, clearly proud of himself.
"Good. That's what I wanted to know."
"Have you been boarding much since you've been out of the hospital? Oh wait. You just got out yesterday, huh? So that would mean no. You gunna board any today?" he asked.
"I might. At home. Depends on how fast things happen." He said, glancing at Relena.
"Awesome. Can't wait to see your moves again, man. Talk to you later, ok? I gotta get back to work before Ms. Une catches me." He grinned.
"Sure. See ya later. And have a wicked time at the compititon tomorrow. I won't be going to it."
"What? You've been planning this all year. This is the big compititon! You can't miss it." He erged.
"I'm gunna have to." Heero said, a bit sadly.
"Man that sucks. Well, you always have next year, right?"
"Yeah, I suppose." Daniel sighed.
"Ok. Well, I gotta go. Anytime you wanna have some fun, call me up. We'll go to the park.
"Wicked. Later." Heero said and ended the conversation. The screen turned black and Heero stood. Glancing at Relena, he noticed she was staring at him as if she had never seen him before. Grabbing his beer, he walked out and down the hall.
"Boarding? What competition?" Relena asked as she followed. Heero saw Beth in the main room as he entered.
"I'll be out, Beth. Tell me when someone gets here." He said and headed for the back door.
"Yes sir." She said and resumed dusting already clean items. Heero grabbed his skate board and tucked it under his arm as he opened the back door. He stepped out, took a sip of his beer and set it down on the stereo. Relena followed him out, as was expected.
"Oh! Board as in skate board. So, you actually skate on this thing?"
"Board." He corrected.
"Well I wanna see you." She said. Heero didn't mind her watching but he didn't want her outside. He pushed her back into the house.
"You can watch from in here." He said. The glass in his windows were bullet proof so she was safe in there. He closed the door against her protesting and turned to the stereo. Hitting some buttons on it, he took off for the half pike. As he climbed to the top of one side, 'Hotdog' came on the stereo, by Limp Bizkit.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish! And the Hotdog flavored water. Bring it on! Get the fuck up!
Heero tipped off the half pike. Slidding down the ramp and back up, he gained more speed.
Yeah! Check One Two! That's enough (thats enough) Here we go (here we go)
Speed gained, he skated a gymnast point and made his way back down the ramp, further gaining more speed.
It's a fucked up world with a fucked up place. Everybody's judged by their fucked up face. Fucked up dreams; fucked up Life. Fucked up kid with a fucked knife. Fucked up mom; there's a fucked up dad. Fucked up cop with a fucked up badge Fucked up job with fucked up pay A fucked up boss is a fucked up pain Fucked up press and fucked up lies Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires
Upon returning to the other side of the pike, he lifted in to the air, performing a frontside gay twist. Landing smoothly as always, he flew back down the pike and back up again.
Hey, its on Everbody knows this song (this song) Hey, it's on Everbody knows this song (this song)
Spinning slightly in air, he slid his board across the edge of the pike before taking it back down. That's the cab lipslide.
Aint it shame that you can't say fuck (fuck!) Fucks just a word and its all fucked up. Like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth. A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up babes
Who fucked up sex Fake ass tities on a fucked up chest. We're all fucked up. So whacha gunna do With fucked up me and fucked up you
He threw himself up once again and performed a varial 270. He slid back down, letting a smile creep on his lips.
You wanna fuck me like an animal. You wanna burn me on the inside. You like to think that I'm a perfect drug. Just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
A stale fish 720 was the next stunt. He loved spinning in the air. It was such a rush.
Aint life a bitch (bitch!) A fucked up bitch (bith!) A fucked up sword with a fucked up stich A fucked up head is a fucked up shame Swinging on my nuts is a fucked up shame Jealously fillin up my fucked up mind It's real fucked up like a fucked up crime. If I say fuck two more times That's 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme.
Taking the board from under his feet and flipping it, he drew into a heelflip slob air.
Hey, it's on Everybody knows this song (this song) Hey, it's on Everybody knows this song (this song)
Next, he performed a frontside varial revert, which looked almost exactly like the heelflip slob air.
You wanna fuck me like an animal! You like to burn me on the inside! You like to think that I'm a perfect drug! Just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
Spinning the board around in the air, he landed again nicely. He caught Relena's eye as he flew back down and smiled at the varial 540 he just pulled off. *That was nothing.*
Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Performing a backside ollie one-foot, he let go of the board with one foot.
You wanna fuck me like an animal! You wanna burn me on the inside! You like to think that I'm a perfect drug! Just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
------as the next song came on. As he got huge air, he saw over his house, noticing a green mustang pulling into his driveway. He sighed on his way back down.
If only we could fly, Limp Bizkit style. Jarnodo. Take 'um to the Mathews Bridge. Can you feel it? My g-g-generation! Get up! My g-g-generation! Are you ready?
Pulling off the 900 once again, his grin grew. That was his favorite move.
Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle, punk! Take a look around. It's Limp Bizkit fucking up your town. We're downloadin the shockwaves for all the ladies in the caves To get your groove on (groove on). And maybe I'm the one who flew over The coocoo's nest Well guess who's next? (who?) Generation X! Generation Strange! Sun don't even shin through my window panes.
Grabbing the pike as he lifted, he held himself upside down for half a minute. (1/2 elguerial)
So go ahead and talk shit! Talk shit about me! Now go ahead and talk shit! About my g-g-generation!
The frontside cab was his next trick, spinning in the air once again.
Cause we don't, don't give a fuck and We won't ever give a fuck un-til you, You give a fuck about me And my generation!
Whipping up the pike, he smacked the edge with his board before ripping down it again. That was the backside ollie-to-tail.
Hey kid, take my advice. You don't wanna step into a big pile of sh...
The music turned off and Heero looked down in mid air to see Duo grinning up at him and the other pilots looking at him as if he were crazy. He slid the board out from under him and landed on the half pike perfectly. Clutching the skate board under one arm, he gracefully jumped off, landing like a cat on his feet. Relena was sitting inside the door, watching him in awe as he made his way back to the house.
"We need to talk," he whispered to the guys as he passed. They nodded and followed as he walked into the house and headed for his office. "Beth, would you please grab us 4 beers, a Corona for Mr. Winner and a glass of Abhor Mist for Ms. Relena." He yelled over his shoulder, receiving a "Yes sir." He opened the door to he office and stood aside to allow the other men entrance. As Relena walked up, Heero put a hand on her shoulder. "Stay out here, Relena."
"Why? I have every right to be in there too!" she cried. Heero closed the door on her glaring eyes and hoped she would forgive him later. The other pilots had taken various positions across the room. Quatra and Duo had taken the chairs in front of Heero's desk. Trowa was leaning against a bookshelf to the right and Wufei was standing erect.
"Not to be disrespectful, Heero, but I don't like beer." Quatra said.
"I know, Quatra."
"What's going on, Heero?" Wufei asked as Heero took is seat behind his desk. Before Heero could say anything, the door opened. Beth walked in with a tray of four beers and a Corona. She passed them all out, handing drinks to the right person. Heero called as she began walking out.
"Beth, where is Relena?" he asked.
"She's sitting in the living room. She's very upset, sir."
"I know. Don't let her leave, ok?"
"Yes sir." She said with a smile bow.
"Thank you, Beth, for the drinks as well." Beth bowed a bit again and walked out, closing the door behind her. Heero looked to see Quatra staring at his drink. "Quatra, you will like it, I promise."
"I don't know, Heero."
"Drink it, man. Ya never know until you try." Duo said, taking a swig of his beer. Quatra took a deep breath and took a drink. He blinked his eyes a bit and looked at Heero with a smile.
"Told you." Heero said with a sneer.
"So are you going to continue to ignore me or are you going to answer my question?" Wufei said impatiently. Heero took out the paper from his jeans and handed it to Wufei. Wufei read aloud.
"Heero. Woefield is back. He escaped the explosion somehow. I don't know how. But he has been in the hospital and just got out today. He's looking for you. Come see me and I'll explain the rest. Tell no one about this yet. No one. Lady Une." Wufei looked up at Heero speechless.
"How the hell!?" Duo yelled, jumping up.
"Sit down!" Heero growled. Duo sat down and looked around at the others. They were all deep in thought.
"How come yall aren't as pissed as I am. Don't you remember what he did?" Duo said, his eyes wide at his friends.
"We remember." Trowa said, shooting a glare at him.
"I don't think you do!" Duo argued. Heero stood up in a rush of rage.
"You don't think I remember what he did!" He yelled. "If YOU don't remember, I was stuck in the damned hospital for three fucking months because of what he did!" Heero watched as the anger disappeared from Duo's face. He licked his lips and looked at the ground.
"Sorry man." He whispered, clearly ashamed of himself. Quatra broke the silence.
"So your going to go talk to Lady Une then?" he asked. Heero took his seat and with a big sigh, turned to Quatra.
"Yes, I'm going right now."
"After that, what's your plan of action?" Trowa asked.
"I'm gunna go find him." Heero replied, his voice now back to his normal monotone.
"And?" Wufei added. Heero looked at him.
"I'm going to kill him."
"So what do you want us to do." Duo spoke up finally.
"I need you to stay with Relena; make sure she stays safe." Heero said.
"Ok, well then. Wufei and I can stay with Relena. Duo and Trowa can go with you." Quatra said. "Then you can..."
"That's not how its gunna work, Quatra." Heero interrupted. "All of you will stay with Relena and I will go, alone, and kill Woefield."
"You can't go by yourself. It's too dangerous."
"If he escaped, perhaps others did as well and he may have joined with them." Wufei added.
"Then I'll kill all of them." Heero was not giving up so easy.
"Heero, you just got out of the hospital." Trowa said.
"So did he. Listen, none of you are going to change my mind."
"But Heero..." Quatra started.
"No. This is between me and Woefield. It's time I repaid the favor. This is my battle. Not yours. Now, if you'll excuse me." Heero stood and walked toward the door. He heard the guys follow him out. As he entered the living room, Relena turned around on the couch and watched him.
"Heero, you can't be serious." Duo said, following closely. Heero stopped dead in the middle of the room and spun around to glare at Duo. His face was mere inches from his braided friend.
"Do not make me say this again, Duo. This is my fight. Between me and him. I will finish him and I will do it without your help." He grabbed his coat and walked to the door. When he opened it, he heard a voice behind him.
"Heero?" Relena said softly, standing up. He stopped and turned to look at her. There was a hurt expression in her eyes. Heero looked at Trowa.
"Watch her." ****
Gymnast Point – 1982 Frontside Gay Twist – 1987 Cab Lipslide – 1995 Varial 720 – 1998 Stale Fish 720 – 1998 Heelflip Slob Air – 1998 Frontside Varial Revert – 1998 Varial 540 – 1990 Backside ollie one-foot – 1990 ½ elguerial – 1988 Frontside Cab – 1988 Backside ollie-to-tail - 1986
Those are all the Bird-Man's moves. Like before, they are listed and can be viewed on www.tonyhawk.com Check them out. They are really wicked.
Lawyer: I love how he moves!
Hee-chan: *Looks at Lawyer funny* Ok then?
-Strawberry Hee-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. Just the idea for this fic. It's mine! Mine I tell you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Lawyer: *Looks at Hee-chan funny*
Hee-chan: *Clears throat* Sorry about that.
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Heero and Relena ate breakfast together. Relena mostly talking, telling Heero all about what's been going on in the other guy's life; how Duo proposed to Hildi; how Hildi said yes; how they are expecting a baby; how Hildi had gotten all this baby stuff from a "Secret Admirer"; how she was so happy she was in tears; how Wufei and Sally were getting closer but Wufei was too stubborn to admit it; how Trowa and Catherine were still in the Circus; how Quatra and her had become good friends; how Noin and Zechs were married and had a little boy all their own; and she kept on going. Heero just let her talk. He knew all this already. He had indeed been the 'secret admirer' who had given Hildi all her baby stuff. He could only imagine the look on Hildi face when she opened the door to that shack filled with baby things. Heero know Hildi had been trying to figure out how to tell Duo she was pregnant. He figured that would be the perfect way. The key he had given Duo the night he had left was the key that opened that little shack.
After a while, there was a knock on the dinning room door. Heero got up and answered it. Beth walked in and looked at him.
"I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" she asked.
"Of course not, Beth. What can I do for you?" Beth grabbed his elbow and pulled him to the side a bit, indicating she wanted this conversation to be private.
"Ms. Lady Une stopped by this morning." She stated, her voice hushed so Relena couldn't hear. Heero looked at her emotionless.
"She did?" he replied just as quiet. He didn't want Relena hearing this either.
"Yes, sir."
"Why didn't you wake me?"
"She told me not to. She said you needed all the rest you could get for what gunna happen next." Heero grabbed her shoulders.
"What's gunna happen? What's going on?" he asked urgently.
"I don't know," she said. She was used to Heero being a little aggressive when he found something out he didn't want to find out or told something he didn't want to deal with. "Here," She shoved an envelope against his chest. He took his hands away and grabbed the envelope. "She told me to throw the one she gave you last night away. She wrote something down and put it in one of your envelopes and told me to give it to you when you woke up. She said when you read it, go see her. She'll have more to tell you. She seemed in a rush." Heero stayed quiet a moment, staring at the envelope. He just got out of the hospital. Could this be another mission already? He turned back to Beth.
"Thank you." He said with a small, fake smile. She bowed her head and left the room. Heero turned back to the table to see Relena staring at him intently. He avoided her gaze and sat back in his seat. He could feel her eyes on him as he opened the envelope and read the letter.
Heero! Woefield is back. He escaped the explosion somehow. I don't know how. But he has been in the hospital and just got out today. He's looking for you. Come see me and I'll explain the rest. Tell no one about this yet. No one. Lady Une
Heero stood as he read the note, anger sweeping through him. How could that explosion not have killed him?
"What's wrong, Heero?" Relena asked, standing as well. He looked at her.
"It's nothing. Just something I didn't expect, that's all." He replied and began walking out of the room. Relena followed.
"Well, what happen?" she asked as he walked down the hall and into his office.
"It's nothing, Relena." He repeated, taking a seat at his desk and typing on his laptop very quickly. Relena set her hands on his desk and lean toward him.
"Your lying." She said angrily. Heero ignored her as Hildi appeared on his screen.
"Heero!" she greeted.
"Is Duo there?"
"Yeah, hold on a sec. DUO!
"What?!" was heard in the background of the vidcom.
"Heero needs to talk to you!"
"Heero?" Suddenly Duo's face came into the screen as he playfully pushed Hildi on the couch, receiving a "Hey! Jerk!" from her. Duo just laughed. Heero was getting impatient.
"What's up, bud? Sleep good last night?" he asked with a wink.
"You need to get here right now." Heero said monotonously.
"Why?" Duo said.
"That's what I wanna know!" Relena said angrily. Heero glared at her.
"Was that Relena?" Duo asked, looking around.
"Yes," he said, turning his glare on Duo.
"Why is she there?" he grinned.
"You remember the guy from the bar last night?" Heero said, doing his best to let Duo know what was going on without Relena knowing.
"Yeah." Duo said. "He was so funny!"
"You need to get over here." Heero said, ignoring his ignorant friends comment. Duo's smile vanished.
"Him?" he said seriously.
"Worse." Heero replied. Duo inhaled a deep breath and let it out slowly.
"I'll call the others and get over there a-sap." Duo said.
"Hurry up." Heero demanded. Duo nodded and the screen went black. Relena looked furious.
"Heero Yuy, you better tell me what is going on right now. What guy at the bar!?" she demanded. Heero sighed and typed in a few more buttons on the laptop. Ignoring Relena was the best policy. He knew she wouldn't leave without know what was going on. Until Duo and the others got there, Heero couldn't go talk to Lady Une. He certainly wasn't going to call her from home. The phone might be bugged. So he just had to wait. But waiting would have killed him. So he did something else other than wait.
Beth walked in with a beer and a bottle of water. She set the beer down for Heero and handed the beer to Heero.
"Thank you, Beth."
"I figured you'd need it." She said. Heero smiled at her.
"You read the note?" he asked. Beth's face turned into a mock look of disgust.
"Of course not! I don't go around reading other people's mail. What kinda person do you think I am? Honestly!" she cried and marched out of the room. Heero grinned a bit and turned back to the laptop, still ignoring Relena.
A man's face popped up on the vid screen and Heero almost smiled.
"P.B.! Hey man! What's up? I was gunna come see you in the hospital but Ms. Une kept me busy. Hope you understand." He said.
"Of course, Daniel. How have you been?" Heero said.
"Oh, just ducky here. Hey, guess what!" he said excitedly.
"What?" Heero saw Relena staring at him incredulously.
"You remember that compititon I told you about? I won it." He said with a grin, clearly proud of himself.
"Good. That's what I wanted to know."
"Have you been boarding much since you've been out of the hospital? Oh wait. You just got out yesterday, huh? So that would mean no. You gunna board any today?" he asked.
"I might. At home. Depends on how fast things happen." He said, glancing at Relena.
"Awesome. Can't wait to see your moves again, man. Talk to you later, ok? I gotta get back to work before Ms. Une catches me." He grinned.
"Sure. See ya later. And have a wicked time at the compititon tomorrow. I won't be going to it."
"What? You've been planning this all year. This is the big compititon! You can't miss it." He erged.
"I'm gunna have to." Heero said, a bit sadly.
"Man that sucks. Well, you always have next year, right?"
"Yeah, I suppose." Daniel sighed.
"Ok. Well, I gotta go. Anytime you wanna have some fun, call me up. We'll go to the park.
"Wicked. Later." Heero said and ended the conversation. The screen turned black and Heero stood. Glancing at Relena, he noticed she was staring at him as if she had never seen him before. Grabbing his beer, he walked out and down the hall.
"Boarding? What competition?" Relena asked as she followed. Heero saw Beth in the main room as he entered.
"I'll be out, Beth. Tell me when someone gets here." He said and headed for the back door.
"Yes sir." She said and resumed dusting already clean items. Heero grabbed his skate board and tucked it under his arm as he opened the back door. He stepped out, took a sip of his beer and set it down on the stereo. Relena followed him out, as was expected.
"Oh! Board as in skate board. So, you actually skate on this thing?"
"Board." He corrected.
"Well I wanna see you." She said. Heero didn't mind her watching but he didn't want her outside. He pushed her back into the house.
"You can watch from in here." He said. The glass in his windows were bullet proof so she was safe in there. He closed the door against her protesting and turned to the stereo. Hitting some buttons on it, he took off for the half pike. As he climbed to the top of one side, 'Hotdog' came on the stereo, by Limp Bizkit.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish! And the Hotdog flavored water. Bring it on! Get the fuck up!
Heero tipped off the half pike. Slidding down the ramp and back up, he gained more speed.
Yeah! Check One Two! That's enough (thats enough) Here we go (here we go)
Speed gained, he skated a gymnast point and made his way back down the ramp, further gaining more speed.
It's a fucked up world with a fucked up place. Everybody's judged by their fucked up face. Fucked up dreams; fucked up Life. Fucked up kid with a fucked knife. Fucked up mom; there's a fucked up dad. Fucked up cop with a fucked up badge Fucked up job with fucked up pay A fucked up boss is a fucked up pain Fucked up press and fucked up lies Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires
Upon returning to the other side of the pike, he lifted in to the air, performing a frontside gay twist. Landing smoothly as always, he flew back down the pike and back up again.
Hey, its on Everbody knows this song (this song) Hey, it's on Everbody knows this song (this song)
Spinning slightly in air, he slid his board across the edge of the pike before taking it back down. That's the cab lipslide.
Aint it shame that you can't say fuck (fuck!) Fucks just a word and its all fucked up. Like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth. A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up babes
Who fucked up sex Fake ass tities on a fucked up chest. We're all fucked up. So whacha gunna do With fucked up me and fucked up you
He threw himself up once again and performed a varial 270. He slid back down, letting a smile creep on his lips.
You wanna fuck me like an animal. You wanna burn me on the inside. You like to think that I'm a perfect drug. Just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
A stale fish 720 was the next stunt. He loved spinning in the air. It was such a rush.
Aint life a bitch (bitch!) A fucked up bitch (bith!) A fucked up sword with a fucked up stich A fucked up head is a fucked up shame Swinging on my nuts is a fucked up shame Jealously fillin up my fucked up mind It's real fucked up like a fucked up crime. If I say fuck two more times That's 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme.
Taking the board from under his feet and flipping it, he drew into a heelflip slob air.
Hey, it's on Everybody knows this song (this song) Hey, it's on Everybody knows this song (this song)
Next, he performed a frontside varial revert, which looked almost exactly like the heelflip slob air.
You wanna fuck me like an animal! You like to burn me on the inside! You like to think that I'm a perfect drug! Just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
Spinning the board around in the air, he landed again nicely. He caught Relena's eye as he flew back down and smiled at the varial 540 he just pulled off. *That was nothing.*
Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Performing a backside ollie one-foot, he let go of the board with one foot.
You wanna fuck me like an animal! You wanna burn me on the inside! You like to think that I'm a perfect drug! Just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
------as the next song came on. As he got huge air, he saw over his house, noticing a green mustang pulling into his driveway. He sighed on his way back down.
If only we could fly, Limp Bizkit style. Jarnodo. Take 'um to the Mathews Bridge. Can you feel it? My g-g-generation! Get up! My g-g-generation! Are you ready?
Pulling off the 900 once again, his grin grew. That was his favorite move.
Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle, punk! Take a look around. It's Limp Bizkit fucking up your town. We're downloadin the shockwaves for all the ladies in the caves To get your groove on (groove on). And maybe I'm the one who flew over The coocoo's nest Well guess who's next? (who?) Generation X! Generation Strange! Sun don't even shin through my window panes.
Grabbing the pike as he lifted, he held himself upside down for half a minute. (1/2 elguerial)
So go ahead and talk shit! Talk shit about me! Now go ahead and talk shit! About my g-g-generation!
The frontside cab was his next trick, spinning in the air once again.
Cause we don't, don't give a fuck and We won't ever give a fuck un-til you, You give a fuck about me And my generation!
Whipping up the pike, he smacked the edge with his board before ripping down it again. That was the backside ollie-to-tail.
Hey kid, take my advice. You don't wanna step into a big pile of sh...
The music turned off and Heero looked down in mid air to see Duo grinning up at him and the other pilots looking at him as if he were crazy. He slid the board out from under him and landed on the half pike perfectly. Clutching the skate board under one arm, he gracefully jumped off, landing like a cat on his feet. Relena was sitting inside the door, watching him in awe as he made his way back to the house.
"We need to talk," he whispered to the guys as he passed. They nodded and followed as he walked into the house and headed for his office. "Beth, would you please grab us 4 beers, a Corona for Mr. Winner and a glass of Abhor Mist for Ms. Relena." He yelled over his shoulder, receiving a "Yes sir." He opened the door to he office and stood aside to allow the other men entrance. As Relena walked up, Heero put a hand on her shoulder. "Stay out here, Relena."
"Why? I have every right to be in there too!" she cried. Heero closed the door on her glaring eyes and hoped she would forgive him later. The other pilots had taken various positions across the room. Quatra and Duo had taken the chairs in front of Heero's desk. Trowa was leaning against a bookshelf to the right and Wufei was standing erect.
"Not to be disrespectful, Heero, but I don't like beer." Quatra said.
"I know, Quatra."
"What's going on, Heero?" Wufei asked as Heero took is seat behind his desk. Before Heero could say anything, the door opened. Beth walked in with a tray of four beers and a Corona. She passed them all out, handing drinks to the right person. Heero called as she began walking out.
"Beth, where is Relena?" he asked.
"She's sitting in the living room. She's very upset, sir."
"I know. Don't let her leave, ok?"
"Yes sir." She said with a smile bow.
"Thank you, Beth, for the drinks as well." Beth bowed a bit again and walked out, closing the door behind her. Heero looked to see Quatra staring at his drink. "Quatra, you will like it, I promise."
"I don't know, Heero."
"Drink it, man. Ya never know until you try." Duo said, taking a swig of his beer. Quatra took a deep breath and took a drink. He blinked his eyes a bit and looked at Heero with a smile.
"Told you." Heero said with a sneer.
"So are you going to continue to ignore me or are you going to answer my question?" Wufei said impatiently. Heero took out the paper from his jeans and handed it to Wufei. Wufei read aloud.
"Heero. Woefield is back. He escaped the explosion somehow. I don't know how. But he has been in the hospital and just got out today. He's looking for you. Come see me and I'll explain the rest. Tell no one about this yet. No one. Lady Une." Wufei looked up at Heero speechless.
"How the hell!?" Duo yelled, jumping up.
"Sit down!" Heero growled. Duo sat down and looked around at the others. They were all deep in thought.
"How come yall aren't as pissed as I am. Don't you remember what he did?" Duo said, his eyes wide at his friends.
"We remember." Trowa said, shooting a glare at him.
"I don't think you do!" Duo argued. Heero stood up in a rush of rage.
"You don't think I remember what he did!" He yelled. "If YOU don't remember, I was stuck in the damned hospital for three fucking months because of what he did!" Heero watched as the anger disappeared from Duo's face. He licked his lips and looked at the ground.
"Sorry man." He whispered, clearly ashamed of himself. Quatra broke the silence.
"So your going to go talk to Lady Une then?" he asked. Heero took his seat and with a big sigh, turned to Quatra.
"Yes, I'm going right now."
"After that, what's your plan of action?" Trowa asked.
"I'm gunna go find him." Heero replied, his voice now back to his normal monotone.
"And?" Wufei added. Heero looked at him.
"I'm going to kill him."
"So what do you want us to do." Duo spoke up finally.
"I need you to stay with Relena; make sure she stays safe." Heero said.
"Ok, well then. Wufei and I can stay with Relena. Duo and Trowa can go with you." Quatra said. "Then you can..."
"That's not how its gunna work, Quatra." Heero interrupted. "All of you will stay with Relena and I will go, alone, and kill Woefield."
"You can't go by yourself. It's too dangerous."
"If he escaped, perhaps others did as well and he may have joined with them." Wufei added.
"Then I'll kill all of them." Heero was not giving up so easy.
"Heero, you just got out of the hospital." Trowa said.
"So did he. Listen, none of you are going to change my mind."
"But Heero..." Quatra started.
"No. This is between me and Woefield. It's time I repaid the favor. This is my battle. Not yours. Now, if you'll excuse me." Heero stood and walked toward the door. He heard the guys follow him out. As he entered the living room, Relena turned around on the couch and watched him.
"Heero, you can't be serious." Duo said, following closely. Heero stopped dead in the middle of the room and spun around to glare at Duo. His face was mere inches from his braided friend.
"Do not make me say this again, Duo. This is my fight. Between me and him. I will finish him and I will do it without your help." He grabbed his coat and walked to the door. When he opened it, he heard a voice behind him.
"Heero?" Relena said softly, standing up. He stopped and turned to look at her. There was a hurt expression in her eyes. Heero looked at Trowa.
"Watch her." ****
Gymnast Point – 1982 Frontside Gay Twist – 1987 Cab Lipslide – 1995 Varial 720 – 1998 Stale Fish 720 – 1998 Heelflip Slob Air – 1998 Frontside Varial Revert – 1998 Varial 540 – 1990 Backside ollie one-foot – 1990 ½ elguerial – 1988 Frontside Cab – 1988 Backside ollie-to-tail - 1986
Those are all the Bird-Man's moves. Like before, they are listed and can be viewed on www.tonyhawk.com Check them out. They are really wicked.
Lawyer: I love how he moves!
Hee-chan: *Looks at Lawyer funny* Ok then?
-Strawberry Hee-chan