Who's Line? *Love Hina Edition*
Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything else or any of the before mentioned people/things but myself. So ha! You evil spawn of Satan!!!!!! (Lawyers)
A/N: Sorry for the shortness of the last chapter but I got sidetracked and writer's block because of a freak ice storm that I'm guessing every one has heard about. So on with the fic. ^_^?
Stuff to know: {actions} *background* Name: Speech
Kei: Now sports with Gunna Killsumor. Gunna?
Naru: [assassin who has just seen hit in audience] Thanks, Boned. On Sunday, February 1, 2004, the American Outlaws were brutally slaughtered by the Hinata Hitmen during The Mafia Bowl XXXVIII. This is the very first time the Hitmen have won the Mafia Bowl making everyone who aren't fans of them think they pulled some strings during The half time show. The dons of the NMFL (National Mafia Football League) are sending in their best men for the job.. and.. and..HEY!!! {takes out invisible photo} Its you! {Naru runs toward the audience and jumps onto Sora from Kingdom Hearts and pretends to kill him.} DIE YOU GIRLIE-MAN DISNEY LOVER!!!!! {She accidentally snaps his neck and jumps off of him} oops. {that crystal heart pops out of him and he turns into a heartless and runs away}
Goofy: Gorsh!
Donald: Aw fooy! When are we gonna get a break around here!?
Mr.Zu: At least I'm rid of him. Dude's a freak, man. Hey, Naru I'll give you a couple hundred bucks if you take out the other two!
Naru: Maybe later. Umm. I'm done with sports. I guess.
Kei: Okay. uh... here's weather with Her N. Voeses. Her?
Su: [multiple personalities] Hello people! I'm gonna tell you how your forecast is for the rest. of .{Su rolls her eyes back}
Satan: (picking up were Su left off.) THE FINAL MOMENTS OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! {eyes roll back into position}
Su: (glancing around) Umm, ok, sorry? Right! Well Thursday is gonna have some rain. {eyes roll back and Satan takes over again} Satan: OF FIRE!!! IT WILL BE RAINING FIRE UPON YOU PUNY MORTALS!!! WHY? BECAUSE I CAN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (cough cough) Hold on. {she walks over to her seat and gets a cup of water then turns around and grabs the whole pitcher} *glug glug glug* That's better. {eyes roll back}
Ms.Cleo: OOOOOHHH MAN!!! I don't know were, I don't know when, but something awful is going to happen!
Cartman: Screw you lady. I wanna hear Satan again. {eats a cheese doodle)
Satan: YES!!! I AM IN CONTROL!!! YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE KING OF HELL!!!!!! You will answer to me, or die dieing. BWA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Boring. Hey look, a squirrel! I wonder how it tastes.
Squirrel: Cheep!
Satan: But I'm the King Of Hell..
Su: What about my food? {camera cuts to Keitaro}
Satan: *That's my squirrel! Get away from that!*
Kei: That's all the time we have, stay tuned for your 0:00 news. On second thought you might not want to.
{music plays and everyone sits down}
Mr.Zu: That was interesting. A thousand points to all of you, including Satan, cause he had to indure that mockery from the front row. {points to crying Satan} Right there. {camera cuts to Satan}
(real)Satan: (trying to regain composure) Don't look at me. Wait, a thousand points? I CAN RULE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! MWE HAHAHAH- Urg! {a cork hit him in the forehead and he fell over instantly. Camera cut back to Mr. Zu just in time to see him throw something behind him}
Mr.Zu: What? I didn't throw anything that looked suspiciously like a cork gun behind me, did I?
Su: No, but I got a plasma rifle!
Mr.Zu: Commercial! Commercial! Now!! {camera pans out and cuts to a news commercial about the breast war between Janet Jackson and Brittany Spears}
Well, I hope you guys liked this one. I'm gonna retire to my Gamecube for the next day or so. I'll try to post Chapter 3 in a week or two. R&R please ^_^
One more thing, in my world, anime, games, and real life characters are all in one world/universe. Just in case you didn't figure it out yet.
- The Infamous ZuZu
Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything else or any of the before mentioned people/things but myself. So ha! You evil spawn of Satan!!!!!! (Lawyers)
A/N: Sorry for the shortness of the last chapter but I got sidetracked and writer's block because of a freak ice storm that I'm guessing every one has heard about. So on with the fic. ^_^?
Stuff to know: {actions} *background* Name: Speech
Kei: Now sports with Gunna Killsumor. Gunna?
Naru: [assassin who has just seen hit in audience] Thanks, Boned. On Sunday, February 1, 2004, the American Outlaws were brutally slaughtered by the Hinata Hitmen during The Mafia Bowl XXXVIII. This is the very first time the Hitmen have won the Mafia Bowl making everyone who aren't fans of them think they pulled some strings during The half time show. The dons of the NMFL (National Mafia Football League) are sending in their best men for the job.. and.. and..HEY!!! {takes out invisible photo} Its you! {Naru runs toward the audience and jumps onto Sora from Kingdom Hearts and pretends to kill him.} DIE YOU GIRLIE-MAN DISNEY LOVER!!!!! {She accidentally snaps his neck and jumps off of him} oops. {that crystal heart pops out of him and he turns into a heartless and runs away}
Goofy: Gorsh!
Donald: Aw fooy! When are we gonna get a break around here!?
Mr.Zu: At least I'm rid of him. Dude's a freak, man. Hey, Naru I'll give you a couple hundred bucks if you take out the other two!
Naru: Maybe later. Umm. I'm done with sports. I guess.
Kei: Okay. uh... here's weather with Her N. Voeses. Her?
Su: [multiple personalities] Hello people! I'm gonna tell you how your forecast is for the rest. of .{Su rolls her eyes back}
Satan: (picking up were Su left off.) THE FINAL MOMENTS OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! {eyes roll back into position}
Su: (glancing around) Umm, ok, sorry? Right! Well Thursday is gonna have some rain. {eyes roll back and Satan takes over again} Satan: OF FIRE!!! IT WILL BE RAINING FIRE UPON YOU PUNY MORTALS!!! WHY? BECAUSE I CAN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (cough cough) Hold on. {she walks over to her seat and gets a cup of water then turns around and grabs the whole pitcher} *glug glug glug* That's better. {eyes roll back}
Ms.Cleo: OOOOOHHH MAN!!! I don't know were, I don't know when, but something awful is going to happen!
Cartman: Screw you lady. I wanna hear Satan again. {eats a cheese doodle)
Satan: YES!!! I AM IN CONTROL!!! YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE KING OF HELL!!!!!! You will answer to me, or die dieing. BWA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Boring. Hey look, a squirrel! I wonder how it tastes.
Squirrel: Cheep!
Satan: But I'm the King Of Hell..
Su: What about my food? {camera cuts to Keitaro}
Satan: *That's my squirrel! Get away from that!*
Kei: That's all the time we have, stay tuned for your 0:00 news. On second thought you might not want to.
{music plays and everyone sits down}
Mr.Zu: That was interesting. A thousand points to all of you, including Satan, cause he had to indure that mockery from the front row. {points to crying Satan} Right there. {camera cuts to Satan}
(real)Satan: (trying to regain composure) Don't look at me. Wait, a thousand points? I CAN RULE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! MWE HAHAHAH- Urg! {a cork hit him in the forehead and he fell over instantly. Camera cut back to Mr. Zu just in time to see him throw something behind him}
Mr.Zu: What? I didn't throw anything that looked suspiciously like a cork gun behind me, did I?
Su: No, but I got a plasma rifle!
Mr.Zu: Commercial! Commercial! Now!! {camera pans out and cuts to a news commercial about the breast war between Janet Jackson and Brittany Spears}
Well, I hope you guys liked this one. I'm gonna retire to my Gamecube for the next day or so. I'll try to post Chapter 3 in a week or two. R&R please ^_^
One more thing, in my world, anime, games, and real life characters are all in one world/universe. Just in case you didn't figure it out yet.
- The Infamous ZuZu