Who's Line? *Love Hina Edition*
A/N: Look people, I think it might be something I'm doing when I upload the fic so I'm gonna try something, so bear with me my loyal fans of Who's Linedom, Love Hinadom and Zudom! I will prevail over all that might be dragon's bane!!! Oh yeah. There are references to some political stuff and Robin Williams joke stuff and Comedy Central joke stuff and I will be making fun of the Super Bowl Half-Time Show. All in this and later chapters. You guys'll love it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any one, except for me, so eat me you stupid lawyers!
Mr.Zu: Hey everyone! How are ya? Were back on Who's Line Is It Anyway? The only show were you get to see a twelve year old wield a weapon of mass destruction. I guess Su wasn't lying about the plasma rifle. {camera pans across the melted wasteland that is the studio} She nearly killed Kentaro... that actually might have been a good thing.
Kei: Hell yeah, that would've been a good thing! I wanted to see him melt. But your stupid dragon had to get in the way.
Mr.Zu: Heh, yeah. Mufasa is cool. But on to more pressing matters. The next game is World's Worst Dating Service Videos. This is for all four of you. What happens here is that I give them these boxes of hats, they each choose one hat at a time and take turns sitting on the stool and makeup some cheesy one liner. So lets begin!
Kei: (has a cow mask on) Got milk? *Buzz*
Mut: (wearing a scream mask and red nose) Hi! I'm Mickel Jackson, and- *Buzz Buzz* I wanted to say *BUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ* that I like Wal-Mart! *B-B-B-B-B-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Mr.Zu: Nice.
Naru: (Santa hat) Ho Ho Ho! No seriously. *Buzz*
Su: (Dr. Seuss hat) Hey kids! I can show you how to have fun while your mom's away! Just ask my special friend, Michael Jackson! *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Kei: (big floppy purple pimp hat w/tiger striped feather) *Buzz* But I didn't say anything yet!
Mr.Zu: I don't care! I don't want to get flamed after those Michael Jackson jokes! Plus the hat was enough.
Su: (Ryan Styles mask) Do you want to see my coconuts? *Buzz* {holds up large banana} they're like this only wider! *Buzz*
Mut: (frog mask) Hello, I'm formerly known as prince... ess. *Buzz*
Naru: (dracula mask) I vant to SUCK!!!!!!!! {long pause}*Buzz Bu-Bu-Bu- Buzz*
Kei: I'm game.
Naru: In your dreams.
Mut: But you guys are married.
Su: *Where's my plasma rifle?*
Kei: Exactly. You know you're gonna anyway.
Naru: But guess what? You can get all the lovin' you want with your special friend: the couch.
Mr.Zu: Dude, you just boned yourself. That's gotta be bad for your ego.
Kei: ...
Mr.Zu: Okay! That's the end of the game. Time for scores. 2000 points to Su for making everyone relive there childhood nightmare, 1000x5 to Mutsumi for being hot, 1000000 to Naru for a tongue lashing, –1000 points to Keitaro for being the receiver of the tongue lashing, and Infinite points to whomever is still reading this. We'll be right back after these word from people who want your money... was I not supposed to say that? Damn. Just stay tuned.
Su: Where's my rifle!!!!?!?!?!?!?
Commercial: Are you sick of these commercials? Do you want them to stop? Than send $1,000 to the address shown.
You like? Well I'm a little strapped for time (my aunt is getting married). Well R&R please. - The Infamous ZuZu
A/N: Look people, I think it might be something I'm doing when I upload the fic so I'm gonna try something, so bear with me my loyal fans of Who's Linedom, Love Hinadom and Zudom! I will prevail over all that might be dragon's bane!!! Oh yeah. There are references to some political stuff and Robin Williams joke stuff and Comedy Central joke stuff and I will be making fun of the Super Bowl Half-Time Show. All in this and later chapters. You guys'll love it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any one, except for me, so eat me you stupid lawyers!
Mr.Zu: Hey everyone! How are ya? Were back on Who's Line Is It Anyway? The only show were you get to see a twelve year old wield a weapon of mass destruction. I guess Su wasn't lying about the plasma rifle. {camera pans across the melted wasteland that is the studio} She nearly killed Kentaro... that actually might have been a good thing.
Kei: Hell yeah, that would've been a good thing! I wanted to see him melt. But your stupid dragon had to get in the way.
Mr.Zu: Heh, yeah. Mufasa is cool. But on to more pressing matters. The next game is World's Worst Dating Service Videos. This is for all four of you. What happens here is that I give them these boxes of hats, they each choose one hat at a time and take turns sitting on the stool and makeup some cheesy one liner. So lets begin!
Kei: (has a cow mask on) Got milk? *Buzz*
Mut: (wearing a scream mask and red nose) Hi! I'm Mickel Jackson, and- *Buzz Buzz* I wanted to say *BUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ* that I like Wal-Mart! *B-B-B-B-B-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Mr.Zu: Nice.
Naru: (Santa hat) Ho Ho Ho! No seriously. *Buzz*
Su: (Dr. Seuss hat) Hey kids! I can show you how to have fun while your mom's away! Just ask my special friend, Michael Jackson! *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Kei: (big floppy purple pimp hat w/tiger striped feather) *Buzz* But I didn't say anything yet!
Mr.Zu: I don't care! I don't want to get flamed after those Michael Jackson jokes! Plus the hat was enough.
Su: (Ryan Styles mask) Do you want to see my coconuts? *Buzz* {holds up large banana} they're like this only wider! *Buzz*
Mut: (frog mask) Hello, I'm formerly known as prince... ess. *Buzz*
Naru: (dracula mask) I vant to SUCK!!!!!!!! {long pause}*Buzz Bu-Bu-Bu- Buzz*
Kei: I'm game.
Naru: In your dreams.
Mut: But you guys are married.
Su: *Where's my plasma rifle?*
Kei: Exactly. You know you're gonna anyway.
Naru: But guess what? You can get all the lovin' you want with your special friend: the couch.
Mr.Zu: Dude, you just boned yourself. That's gotta be bad for your ego.
Kei: ...
Mr.Zu: Okay! That's the end of the game. Time for scores. 2000 points to Su for making everyone relive there childhood nightmare, 1000x5 to Mutsumi for being hot, 1000000 to Naru for a tongue lashing, –1000 points to Keitaro for being the receiver of the tongue lashing, and Infinite points to whomever is still reading this. We'll be right back after these word from people who want your money... was I not supposed to say that? Damn. Just stay tuned.
Su: Where's my rifle!!!!?!?!?!?!?
Commercial: Are you sick of these commercials? Do you want them to stop? Than send $1,000 to the address shown.
You like? Well I'm a little strapped for time (my aunt is getting married). Well R&R please. - The Infamous ZuZu