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Chapter Two: Hiei Is Not Superman
*~In the Kitchen~*
Taji: *looking at cookbook.* Okay.......so sauerkraut?
Um.......doughnuts........mustard.......trout.......what!? Who needs this thing! *throws
cookbook across the room.* I can make my own.....um......whatever I'm making!
Yami Taji: *walks into the room and gets hit in the head with the
cookbook.* You know your going to burn down the whole house like last time.
Taji: So.
Yami T: Just making my point.
Taji: *takes several world atlases from the shelf and puts them on the
stove.* I'll leave these here until they're burnt to a crisp and then I
will make them into tomato soup!
Yami T: Doesn't tomato soup have tomatoes in it?
Taji: Ditch the tomatoes! I will make it into The Remains of World Atlases
Soup and then we will......er.......eat it! Eat it!
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami T: Were all gonna die.
Zelgadiss: Hey that's my line! DAMN YOU REZO! *crouches in a fetal position
muttering to himself.*
*~Somewhere in a Desert in Saudi Arabia~*
Kohana&Kurama: *singing.* Little bunny foo foo! Hopping through the forest!
Picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head!
Kurama: The good fairy came down and said!
Kohana: *taps Hiei on the shoulder.* That's your part Hiei.
Hiei: *sighs.* Little bunny foo foo. I don't want to see you. Picking up
the field mice and bopping them---I HATE THIS STUPID SONG! WE'VE SUNG IT
1,600,758 TIMES ALREADY! CAN WE GIVE IT A REST!
Kohana:
Ssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Why didn't you say so?
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: Are we there yet?
Kohana: *does several cartwheels.* We'll know we're there when Dracula
crosses our path.
Dracula: *riding a unicycle while balancing plates on his hands and head.*
While your driving remember to bark at you neighbor! STAR WARS! *falls over
and dies.*
Kohana: Yippee! We're here! *takes out walkie-talkie.* Blue Wolf......Blue Wolf
do you copy?
*~From Other End of Walkie-talkie~*
Okita: Read you loud and clear Red Fox! Did Dracula cross your path yet?
Kohana: Yes. We're going in.
Okita: Bobba-lou?
Kohana: Bobba-lou.
Hiei&Kurama: o.o
Okita: Okay. Over an out!
Kohana: Right! *puts walkie-talkie back in her pocket and walks into a
store that just randomly appeared.*
Hiei&Kurama: *follow.*
Kohana: *walks up to front desk.* Sir, where can we find the meatloaf?
Old Guy: You want your feet toasted?
Kohana: No, meatloaf!
O.G.: Cheap soap?
Kohana: Meatloaf!
O.G.: Peat moss?
Kohana: MEATLOAF!
O.G.: God, you don't have to scream so loud. The meatloaf aisle is on you
left. Thank you for shopping at Meatloaf Mart!
Kohana: -_-;;; Thank you. *walks over to the meatloaf aisle.*
Hiei: *stops and stares at the cheese.*
Kurama: Hiei, why have you stopped?
Hiei: Cheese amuses me. *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama&Kohana: 0.o
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama&Kohana: o.0
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama: I want a sandwich.
Kohana: No.
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama: Why?
Kohana: *sighs.* The beavers ate my ears which caused rabid dictionaries to
destroy the world. The grannies got mad so they ate Santa's sleigh and the
presents could not be delivered to all the little boys and girls in
Garfola. 1, 2, buckle my shoe and they foraged for chocolate in the mines
of San Diego and they quacked and said, "Fruitloops!" and punched each
other out. This caused an earthquake and all Santa's reindeer fell down a
fissure and Santa Claus said, "Like dude that's bad!" so he ate all the
sandwiches in the world and blew up. That's why nobody can ever make a
sandwich ever again.
Kurama: 0.0 Okay...........
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
*~Back at the Kitchen.~*
Taji: *putting random stuff in a huge cauldron over a burning fire.*
Staples.......yes we need those! A bottle of Mozart's saliva, a radio, DVD
player, Kohana's precious jewelry which she would kill me if I put it in
this huge boiling cauldron over the fire.........
Yami Taji: What about Hiei's sword?
Taji: Sure! *takes sword and puts it into the now green concoction.*
*~Somewhere Far Away~*
Shishio: *river dancing with Yumi.* Ya da ma cok cak la!
Yumi: *is a chicken.*
Harry Potter: *appears.* Yo Voldey! If you want to kill me let the creamy
mustard pie sit out for awh---*stares at Yumi and Shishio.*
Shishio: Yay! Another person to torture! Yumi, go get the cages!
Yumi: *flaps wings and pecks at the ground.* Bock!
H.P.: 0.0
*~Back at Meatloaf Mart~*
Kurama: *in fetal position on the ground rocking back and forth.* It scares
me every time I hear it........and I can still hear them taunting it.......silly
rabbit tricks are for kids.........
Hiei&Kohana: 0.0
Kurama: I mean why couldn't they just give the rabbit some cereal?! Huh?!
WHY?! *starts crying.*
Hiei: Uh......it's okay......really........*pats Kurama's back reassuringly.*
Kurama: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! *takes a chunk of Hiei's hair and eats it.*
Hiei: My hair! My beautiful black velvet hair that flows in the wind!
NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *sobs.*
Kohana: O.O *drools.*
Meatloaf: *flies through the air knocking Kurama out cold.*
Kurama: @.@ Is salt good for the soul...........*falls over.*
Kohana: *picks up meatloaf and holds it high above her head.* Our hope it
restored!
Hiei: Your just saying that! You can't have my Twinkies! Never!
Kohana: No! I shall have your Twinkies, Superman, for I made then with my
own two telescopes!
Hiei: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN! I MEAN I LOOK NOTHING
LIKE HIM! DAMN YOU SUPERMAN!
Little Kid: *points at Hiei.* Look mommy! It's Superman!
Hiei: I'M NOT SUPERMAN! *takes kid and throws him across the room.*
Kohana: O.O Hiei.......I think you need to calm down.........
Hiei: *foams by the mouth.* NO! I'M NOT %^@#! SUPERMAN!
Kohana: *picks up piece of cheese.* Look Hiei! He wants to be petted!
Hiei: *suddenly eyes soften up.* Cheesy! *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama: @.@ The square root of granola is indigo..........
*~A Few Hours Later~*
Taji: *blows on a blow horn.* DINNERS READY! GET IT BEFORE THE OGRES DO!
Marik, Yami Marik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Chibi Bakura, Zelgadiss, Kenshin,
Kenji, Soujiro, Okita, and other weird peoples: *sit at the table.*
Marik: FOOLS! I CAN EAT FASTER THEN ANY OF YOU!
Bakura: Then show us.
Yami Bakura&Yami Marik: DOOM! BLOOD! DESTRUCTION! DOOM!
Chibi Bakura: EEP! EEP!
Zelgadiss: *to Chibi Bakura.* How dare you threaten me! DAMN YOU REZO!
Kenshin: GEORGE NNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUU!
Kenji: What?!
Kenshin: Uh....I mean.....I will kill you with one thrust of my sword!
Kenji: o.0
Soujiro: THE STRONG LIVE AND THE WEAK DIE! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK
HEADS ALREADY!
Everyone: 0.0
Soujiro: Um.......pass the salt?
Taji: All right! ALL RIGHT SETTLE DOWN PEOPLE! THE SOUP IS ON THE WAY!
Kohana,Hiei,&Kurama: *smash through the wall.*
Kohana: TAKE THAT! *hits Taji in the head with the meatloaf.*
Taji: @.@ Charleston's back in town........
Kohana: Yay! We saved the world from destruction.
Okita: No. All you did was knock Taji unconscious with a meatloaf.
Kohana: Oh.
To Be Continued!
Kohana: Go home. All of you. You don't live here. You live in Goahli. What?
You don't know what Goahli is? I don't either so go away.
R&R!
Chapter Two: Hiei Is Not Superman
*~In the Kitchen~*
Taji: *looking at cookbook.* Okay.......so sauerkraut?
Um.......doughnuts........mustard.......trout.......what!? Who needs this thing! *throws
cookbook across the room.* I can make my own.....um......whatever I'm making!
Yami Taji: *walks into the room and gets hit in the head with the
cookbook.* You know your going to burn down the whole house like last time.
Taji: So.
Yami T: Just making my point.
Taji: *takes several world atlases from the shelf and puts them on the
stove.* I'll leave these here until they're burnt to a crisp and then I
will make them into tomato soup!
Yami T: Doesn't tomato soup have tomatoes in it?
Taji: Ditch the tomatoes! I will make it into The Remains of World Atlases
Soup and then we will......er.......eat it! Eat it!
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami T: Were all gonna die.
Zelgadiss: Hey that's my line! DAMN YOU REZO! *crouches in a fetal position
muttering to himself.*
*~Somewhere in a Desert in Saudi Arabia~*
Kohana&Kurama: *singing.* Little bunny foo foo! Hopping through the forest!
Picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head!
Kurama: The good fairy came down and said!
Kohana: *taps Hiei on the shoulder.* That's your part Hiei.
Hiei: *sighs.* Little bunny foo foo. I don't want to see you. Picking up
the field mice and bopping them---I HATE THIS STUPID SONG! WE'VE SUNG IT
1,600,758 TIMES ALREADY! CAN WE GIVE IT A REST!
Kohana:
Ssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Why didn't you say so?
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: Are we there yet?
Kohana: *does several cartwheels.* We'll know we're there when Dracula
crosses our path.
Dracula: *riding a unicycle while balancing plates on his hands and head.*
While your driving remember to bark at you neighbor! STAR WARS! *falls over
and dies.*
Kohana: Yippee! We're here! *takes out walkie-talkie.* Blue Wolf......Blue Wolf
do you copy?
*~From Other End of Walkie-talkie~*
Okita: Read you loud and clear Red Fox! Did Dracula cross your path yet?
Kohana: Yes. We're going in.
Okita: Bobba-lou?
Kohana: Bobba-lou.
Hiei&Kurama: o.o
Okita: Okay. Over an out!
Kohana: Right! *puts walkie-talkie back in her pocket and walks into a
store that just randomly appeared.*
Hiei&Kurama: *follow.*
Kohana: *walks up to front desk.* Sir, where can we find the meatloaf?
Old Guy: You want your feet toasted?
Kohana: No, meatloaf!
O.G.: Cheap soap?
Kohana: Meatloaf!
O.G.: Peat moss?
Kohana: MEATLOAF!
O.G.: God, you don't have to scream so loud. The meatloaf aisle is on you
left. Thank you for shopping at Meatloaf Mart!
Kohana: -_-;;; Thank you. *walks over to the meatloaf aisle.*
Hiei: *stops and stares at the cheese.*
Kurama: Hiei, why have you stopped?
Hiei: Cheese amuses me. *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama&Kohana: 0.o
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama&Kohana: o.0
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama: I want a sandwich.
Kohana: No.
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama: Why?
Kohana: *sighs.* The beavers ate my ears which caused rabid dictionaries to
destroy the world. The grannies got mad so they ate Santa's sleigh and the
presents could not be delivered to all the little boys and girls in
Garfola. 1, 2, buckle my shoe and they foraged for chocolate in the mines
of San Diego and they quacked and said, "Fruitloops!" and punched each
other out. This caused an earthquake and all Santa's reindeer fell down a
fissure and Santa Claus said, "Like dude that's bad!" so he ate all the
sandwiches in the world and blew up. That's why nobody can ever make a
sandwich ever again.
Kurama: 0.0 Okay...........
Hiei: *pokes cheese and smirks.*
*~Back at the Kitchen.~*
Taji: *putting random stuff in a huge cauldron over a burning fire.*
Staples.......yes we need those! A bottle of Mozart's saliva, a radio, DVD
player, Kohana's precious jewelry which she would kill me if I put it in
this huge boiling cauldron over the fire.........
Yami Taji: What about Hiei's sword?
Taji: Sure! *takes sword and puts it into the now green concoction.*
*~Somewhere Far Away~*
Shishio: *river dancing with Yumi.* Ya da ma cok cak la!
Yumi: *is a chicken.*
Harry Potter: *appears.* Yo Voldey! If you want to kill me let the creamy
mustard pie sit out for awh---*stares at Yumi and Shishio.*
Shishio: Yay! Another person to torture! Yumi, go get the cages!
Yumi: *flaps wings and pecks at the ground.* Bock!
H.P.: 0.0
*~Back at Meatloaf Mart~*
Kurama: *in fetal position on the ground rocking back and forth.* It scares
me every time I hear it........and I can still hear them taunting it.......silly
rabbit tricks are for kids.........
Hiei&Kohana: 0.0
Kurama: I mean why couldn't they just give the rabbit some cereal?! Huh?!
WHY?! *starts crying.*
Hiei: Uh......it's okay......really........*pats Kurama's back reassuringly.*
Kurama: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! *takes a chunk of Hiei's hair and eats it.*
Hiei: My hair! My beautiful black velvet hair that flows in the wind!
NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *sobs.*
Kohana: O.O *drools.*
Meatloaf: *flies through the air knocking Kurama out cold.*
Kurama: @.@ Is salt good for the soul...........*falls over.*
Kohana: *picks up meatloaf and holds it high above her head.* Our hope it
restored!
Hiei: Your just saying that! You can't have my Twinkies! Never!
Kohana: No! I shall have your Twinkies, Superman, for I made then with my
own two telescopes!
Hiei: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN! I MEAN I LOOK NOTHING
LIKE HIM! DAMN YOU SUPERMAN!
Little Kid: *points at Hiei.* Look mommy! It's Superman!
Hiei: I'M NOT SUPERMAN! *takes kid and throws him across the room.*
Kohana: O.O Hiei.......I think you need to calm down.........
Hiei: *foams by the mouth.* NO! I'M NOT %^@#! SUPERMAN!
Kohana: *picks up piece of cheese.* Look Hiei! He wants to be petted!
Hiei: *suddenly eyes soften up.* Cheesy! *pokes cheese and smirks.*
Kurama: @.@ The square root of granola is indigo..........
*~A Few Hours Later~*
Taji: *blows on a blow horn.* DINNERS READY! GET IT BEFORE THE OGRES DO!
Marik, Yami Marik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Chibi Bakura, Zelgadiss, Kenshin,
Kenji, Soujiro, Okita, and other weird peoples: *sit at the table.*
Marik: FOOLS! I CAN EAT FASTER THEN ANY OF YOU!
Bakura: Then show us.
Yami Bakura&Yami Marik: DOOM! BLOOD! DESTRUCTION! DOOM!
Chibi Bakura: EEP! EEP!
Zelgadiss: *to Chibi Bakura.* How dare you threaten me! DAMN YOU REZO!
Kenshin: GEORGE NNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUU!
Kenji: What?!
Kenshin: Uh....I mean.....I will kill you with one thrust of my sword!
Kenji: o.0
Soujiro: THE STRONG LIVE AND THE WEAK DIE! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK
HEADS ALREADY!
Everyone: 0.0
Soujiro: Um.......pass the salt?
Taji: All right! ALL RIGHT SETTLE DOWN PEOPLE! THE SOUP IS ON THE WAY!
Kohana,Hiei,&Kurama: *smash through the wall.*
Kohana: TAKE THAT! *hits Taji in the head with the meatloaf.*
Taji: @.@ Charleston's back in town........
Kohana: Yay! We saved the world from destruction.
Okita: No. All you did was knock Taji unconscious with a meatloaf.
Kohana: Oh.
To Be Continued!
Kohana: Go home. All of you. You don't live here. You live in Goahli. What?
You don't know what Goahli is? I don't either so go away.
R&R!