Who's Line? *Love Hina Edition*
Disclaimer: I don't own Who's line or Love Hina or anything else except for myself. So you can bite me, stupid government people.
A/N: Hey loyal readers. I'm back! I have been busy lately with my aunt getting married. I'm so happy right now, or am I hungry? I can't decide. So right now, as I type this, I'm in the car on my way back to NC from NY. So don't blame me for any bad typing. I'm tired and I have carpal tunnel. Ok, maybe not carpal tunnel, but you get the picture. So anyway, the stuff I mentioned in the last chapter will be in here and you are sure to get some laughs. I am also gonna try to start a new trend by saying something and then saying "ok maybe not". Please enjoy.
{camera pans around studio(which is back to normal) and then cuts to Mr. Zu}
Mr.Zu: Hello, and welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway? As all of you may know there comes a point in the show where I pull a hat out of my pants.... Ok maybe not but we are gonna play Scenes From a Hat, which is for everybody. In this game I have this hat here {holds up hat}. And I randomly pick out a slip of paper like so {takes a slip} and read what's on it {opens and reads slip}. {sweat drop} Whoa, good thing that was just a visual aid. That scene would have boned Keitaro for sure.
Naru: What is it, huh? Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!
Kei: I'll pay you if you don't.
Su: But you're broke. Aren't you?
Kei: Shut up!
Mr.Zu: Jeez! Heh Heh, and just because I can I'm gonna throw in a twist. I had the audience write their names down on the slips they put their scenes on. So whoever is on the slip get to join you on stage for that scene only. So here we go! The first scene is from Ed, Edd, Eddy? Oh man that's not right. Are we actually gonna count them as one?
Producer: Yup!
Mr.Zu: You guys suck! Fine, the scene is... Bad Scam Days? ... Just go.
Edd: Any day that ends in the letter "Y" *Buzz*
Mr.Zu: Thanks for clearing that up. Next! {Ed and Eddy walk off looking sad while Edd walks off triumphant} Alright the next one is from Inu-Yasha: "Ways to kill Kouga and Sesshomaru". Go!
Kei: {elmer fudd voice}Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting dog demons. Huh huh hu huh huh huh hu. *Buzz*
Naru: {imitates Inu-Yasha swishing the Tessaiga} With this sword I will protect my friends and family- oops... sorry Sessho-chan. *Buzz*
Su: {starts drooling} Mmmmm! Doggy treat! *Buzz*
Inu: Sessho-chan, I have something to tell you... I'm a full demon, I'm stronger than you and... I'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzz* I can't believe I just said that! -_-U
Sessho: {in the audience} You freak!
Inu: I'm gonna kill you!
Mr.Zu: I wasn't expecting that... on to the next scene! ^_^ The next one is from Hercule Satan: "If I Had Beaten Cell"... we're not gonna do that one 'cuz, we already know. So how about-
Herc: What the heck is your problem!?!?!??!?!
Mr.Zu: You. Half the world is convinced that you really beat Cell! But now that you put that in there, whomever is on your side and watching this is gonna kick your... you know what? I'm gonna kill you for them. {pulls out a machine gun full of corks, takes aim and fires} Eat this Hairy Ape Man!
Herc: ARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey that didn't hurt at all.
Mr.Zu: Damn! They were blanks. Mufasa! I'll get 'im. Now lets take out are next card.*shuffle* It's from Ryoko Mitsurugi: "Idiots"... What kind of idiots?
Ryoko: Idiots like Shizuma.
Mr.Zu: Good enough for me! Go!
Kei: {holds up his hands in an imitation of Vegeta's Final Flash} Take this Kakarot... It's Buu! Must... commit... SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!! Gah! Cough! *Buzz* I don't know how he can talk like that.
Veg: {came in with a halo and little frilly wings} I'll kill you all-....Why the hell am I wearing girly wings? Dammit I'm gonna kill you Zu!
Mr.Zu: *yawn* Not now the show is on. Naru, your up next.
Naru: I'm all out of ideas.
Su: {sits down and pretends to hold a gun} Why am I using corks? *Buuuzzzzz*
Ryoko: {puts her finger above her eyes horizontally} Duh Du Duh Du Duh! *Buzz*
Mr.Zu: That's good. Lets do one more. *shuffle* This ones from... Robin Williams!: Military Intelligence! And lemme tell ya, it is an honor to include the great R. W. in this show... I think this is the second time he's been on Who's Line. But this is still an honor! On with it! ^_^
Rob: Ladies and Gentlemen! {points to a fake map}We have started another bombing procedure and have enlarged the big crater from yesterday, to an even bigger crater today! Also, we may have found a threat... a goat or "concubine", we don't know, was spotted on the east mountains. We have successfully taken the Million Dollar Missile, shoved it up its sphincter, and blew it to Kingdom Come! Operation: Extreme Redundancy is well under way! *Buzz*
Kei: {Naru & Keitaro are standing next to each other pretending to hold guns} Dude, its hot here in Afghanistan. {Su riding Mutsumi go by} O_O {Keitaro pretends to take out a bottle of scotch} No more for me. O_O *Buzz*
Mut: *starts dancing* In The Navy! *Buzz*
Su: {looks at Rob, who is sitting on a stool, pretending to put a helmet on his head} This flight sim will test your abilities as a pilot. Also, I have made adjustments to it so you can feel the real pain as if you really are in a dog fight. Are there any questions? Rob: Yes, how many lives will I get? And what happens if I blow up? Su: ... Rob: Well? Su: Well, if you blow up... there's a reason I'm behind a wall and a foot of bulletproof glass reinforced with the best of the best kinds of impenetrable metals! ^_^ *Buzz* I love my job! Rob: Aaawwww -_- *BBBBUUUZZZZZ*
Naru: {pretending to be G. W.} Our nation's security is under attack! We must take counter measures to- Oh, look at the turtle. *Buzz*
Su: Hey, guys!..... Zu? That's it! Buzz me already! *BUUUZZZZ*
Mr.Zu: {holding back Vegeta with his foot} That was kinda weird Su... That's all the time we have for this game. I'll read out the scores now. 1000000 points to whoever has read this far without losing interest! And thank you to Robin Williams for the idea to bash the government and authority! So, when we get back the losers get to do something with me. So don't go away!
Commercial: {obviously sick man} Hiyas, everyonez! Do you like potatoes? I do! Thas why I use the bes fertlizer on me potato garden. And I like to eat them raw... hold on. {man on screen doubles over and a weird sound is heard} Oh man, that sucks, a part of my liver fell--------------------------------- ---------------------- We will now take you to another commercial already in progress in another country. Enjoy! ^_^
Foreign Commercial: {man pops up, looks like Rolf} Rammu ajano uha. Dutyo E syga drec lussanleym du atilyda so baubma ypuid dra suhcdanc mejehk eh drec funmt. Dra geht uv suhcdanc dryd fyhd yna suhao! Dra geht uv suhcdanc dryd dyga y risyh cryba! Oac E ys dymgehk ypuid... DRA "AT" PUOC!!!!! Ev oui tu hud fyhd dras du clys oui, caht yh ahjumba vimm uv lycr du dra yttnacc crufh. ^_^ E'mm cdub dras fedr ajano drehk E ryja. Dryhg oui! {Eddy pulls off a mask} Suckers. Huh? Turn off the camera Ed! {Eddy jumps at camera, after a short struggle all you see is fuzz}
How'd ya like it? I know it started to suck, I'm running out of ideas. My mojo isn't flowin like it was. But I know you guys liked it anyway. Oh yea! The foreign guy on the commercial is speaking a language from a game. Figure it out. I'll give you a hint: its from a Final Fantasy. Which one you'll have to find out. ^_^ One more thing! I'm planning on changing my name after I'm done with the fic. So watch for it. Next Chapter: Big Finale. Thank you everyone! Goodnight!!!!!
~ The Infamous ZuZu
Disclaimer: I don't own Who's line or Love Hina or anything else except for myself. So you can bite me, stupid government people.
A/N: Hey loyal readers. I'm back! I have been busy lately with my aunt getting married. I'm so happy right now, or am I hungry? I can't decide. So right now, as I type this, I'm in the car on my way back to NC from NY. So don't blame me for any bad typing. I'm tired and I have carpal tunnel. Ok, maybe not carpal tunnel, but you get the picture. So anyway, the stuff I mentioned in the last chapter will be in here and you are sure to get some laughs. I am also gonna try to start a new trend by saying something and then saying "ok maybe not". Please enjoy.
{camera pans around studio(which is back to normal) and then cuts to Mr. Zu}
Mr.Zu: Hello, and welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway? As all of you may know there comes a point in the show where I pull a hat out of my pants.... Ok maybe not but we are gonna play Scenes From a Hat, which is for everybody. In this game I have this hat here {holds up hat}. And I randomly pick out a slip of paper like so {takes a slip} and read what's on it {opens and reads slip}. {sweat drop} Whoa, good thing that was just a visual aid. That scene would have boned Keitaro for sure.
Naru: What is it, huh? Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!
Kei: I'll pay you if you don't.
Su: But you're broke. Aren't you?
Kei: Shut up!
Mr.Zu: Jeez! Heh Heh, and just because I can I'm gonna throw in a twist. I had the audience write their names down on the slips they put their scenes on. So whoever is on the slip get to join you on stage for that scene only. So here we go! The first scene is from Ed, Edd, Eddy? Oh man that's not right. Are we actually gonna count them as one?
Producer: Yup!
Mr.Zu: You guys suck! Fine, the scene is... Bad Scam Days? ... Just go.
Edd: Any day that ends in the letter "Y" *Buzz*
Mr.Zu: Thanks for clearing that up. Next! {Ed and Eddy walk off looking sad while Edd walks off triumphant} Alright the next one is from Inu-Yasha: "Ways to kill Kouga and Sesshomaru". Go!
Kei: {elmer fudd voice}Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting dog demons. Huh huh hu huh huh huh hu. *Buzz*
Naru: {imitates Inu-Yasha swishing the Tessaiga} With this sword I will protect my friends and family- oops... sorry Sessho-chan. *Buzz*
Su: {starts drooling} Mmmmm! Doggy treat! *Buzz*
Inu: Sessho-chan, I have something to tell you... I'm a full demon, I'm stronger than you and... I'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzz* I can't believe I just said that! -_-U
Sessho: {in the audience} You freak!
Inu: I'm gonna kill you!
Mr.Zu: I wasn't expecting that... on to the next scene! ^_^ The next one is from Hercule Satan: "If I Had Beaten Cell"... we're not gonna do that one 'cuz, we already know. So how about-
Herc: What the heck is your problem!?!?!??!?!
Mr.Zu: You. Half the world is convinced that you really beat Cell! But now that you put that in there, whomever is on your side and watching this is gonna kick your... you know what? I'm gonna kill you for them. {pulls out a machine gun full of corks, takes aim and fires} Eat this Hairy Ape Man!
Herc: ARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey that didn't hurt at all.
Mr.Zu: Damn! They were blanks. Mufasa! I'll get 'im. Now lets take out are next card.*shuffle* It's from Ryoko Mitsurugi: "Idiots"... What kind of idiots?
Ryoko: Idiots like Shizuma.
Mr.Zu: Good enough for me! Go!
Kei: {holds up his hands in an imitation of Vegeta's Final Flash} Take this Kakarot... It's Buu! Must... commit... SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!! Gah! Cough! *Buzz* I don't know how he can talk like that.
Veg: {came in with a halo and little frilly wings} I'll kill you all-....Why the hell am I wearing girly wings? Dammit I'm gonna kill you Zu!
Mr.Zu: *yawn* Not now the show is on. Naru, your up next.
Naru: I'm all out of ideas.
Su: {sits down and pretends to hold a gun} Why am I using corks? *Buuuzzzzz*
Ryoko: {puts her finger above her eyes horizontally} Duh Du Duh Du Duh! *Buzz*
Mr.Zu: That's good. Lets do one more. *shuffle* This ones from... Robin Williams!: Military Intelligence! And lemme tell ya, it is an honor to include the great R. W. in this show... I think this is the second time he's been on Who's Line. But this is still an honor! On with it! ^_^
Rob: Ladies and Gentlemen! {points to a fake map}We have started another bombing procedure and have enlarged the big crater from yesterday, to an even bigger crater today! Also, we may have found a threat... a goat or "concubine", we don't know, was spotted on the east mountains. We have successfully taken the Million Dollar Missile, shoved it up its sphincter, and blew it to Kingdom Come! Operation: Extreme Redundancy is well under way! *Buzz*
Kei: {Naru & Keitaro are standing next to each other pretending to hold guns} Dude, its hot here in Afghanistan. {Su riding Mutsumi go by} O_O {Keitaro pretends to take out a bottle of scotch} No more for me. O_O *Buzz*
Mut: *starts dancing* In The Navy! *Buzz*
Su: {looks at Rob, who is sitting on a stool, pretending to put a helmet on his head} This flight sim will test your abilities as a pilot. Also, I have made adjustments to it so you can feel the real pain as if you really are in a dog fight. Are there any questions? Rob: Yes, how many lives will I get? And what happens if I blow up? Su: ... Rob: Well? Su: Well, if you blow up... there's a reason I'm behind a wall and a foot of bulletproof glass reinforced with the best of the best kinds of impenetrable metals! ^_^ *Buzz* I love my job! Rob: Aaawwww -_- *BBBBUUUZZZZZ*
Naru: {pretending to be G. W.} Our nation's security is under attack! We must take counter measures to- Oh, look at the turtle. *Buzz*
Su: Hey, guys!..... Zu? That's it! Buzz me already! *BUUUZZZZ*
Mr.Zu: {holding back Vegeta with his foot} That was kinda weird Su... That's all the time we have for this game. I'll read out the scores now. 1000000 points to whoever has read this far without losing interest! And thank you to Robin Williams for the idea to bash the government and authority! So, when we get back the losers get to do something with me. So don't go away!
Commercial: {obviously sick man} Hiyas, everyonez! Do you like potatoes? I do! Thas why I use the bes fertlizer on me potato garden. And I like to eat them raw... hold on. {man on screen doubles over and a weird sound is heard} Oh man, that sucks, a part of my liver fell--------------------------------- ---------------------- We will now take you to another commercial already in progress in another country. Enjoy! ^_^
Foreign Commercial: {man pops up, looks like Rolf} Rammu ajano uha. Dutyo E syga drec lussanleym du atilyda so baubma ypuid dra suhcdanc mejehk eh drec funmt. Dra geht uv suhcdanc dryd fyhd yna suhao! Dra geht uv suhcdanc dryd dyga y risyh cryba! Oac E ys dymgehk ypuid... DRA "AT" PUOC!!!!! Ev oui tu hud fyhd dras du clys oui, caht yh ahjumba vimm uv lycr du dra yttnacc crufh. ^_^ E'mm cdub dras fedr ajano drehk E ryja. Dryhg oui! {Eddy pulls off a mask} Suckers. Huh? Turn off the camera Ed! {Eddy jumps at camera, after a short struggle all you see is fuzz}
How'd ya like it? I know it started to suck, I'm running out of ideas. My mojo isn't flowin like it was. But I know you guys liked it anyway. Oh yea! The foreign guy on the commercial is speaking a language from a game. Figure it out. I'll give you a hint: its from a Final Fantasy. Which one you'll have to find out. ^_^ One more thing! I'm planning on changing my name after I'm done with the fic. So watch for it. Next Chapter: Big Finale. Thank you everyone! Goodnight!!!!!
~ The Infamous ZuZu