Hellooooooo everyone! I m back with more awards!!!!!!!!!^__^ ! in case anyone has not noticed, my pen name is shura-chan27 but in my story I call myself shura-chan. I wanna give a BIG HUMUNGO THANKS to all my reviewers!!!!!!!! * hugs reviewers * but I have to ask a favor… please only vote for the catergory that we pull out of our special little box. Sorry but I can get confused. In case people were wondering what big psychos we are for laughing because we told eachother to go fu*k ourselves. It is a big inside joke, okay?!?!?!?!?!? Oh yeah… michelle-chan doesn't have an account on fanfiction.net.
Now here is my excuse for not updating in like, two months: Okay, first I got grounded. Smart huh? You wont belive how much power over the internet parents have. And then stupid homework got in the way. Then I had my big science project, and my teacher drove us insane about that. I am SUPERDUPER SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! I hope I actually have some readers left… I hope all you readers left enjoy this chappie.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN RK!!!
Shura-chan: hello everyone! And were back with the RK Peoples Choice Awards!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle-chan: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: umm…guys what's going on here?
Shura-chan: uhh…
Emily-chan: why is the cast of RK here?
Michelle-chan: why are they not here?
Emily-chan: why is there a big TV that has Shishio and Yumi on it?
Shishio: THAT'S SHISHIO-SAMA TO YOU!
Michelle-chan: That's the HELLEVISION!!!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: Is this the RK Peoples Choice Awards?
Shura-chan: How'd you know?
Emily-chan: I read the sign up there.
Michelle-chan: dammit. Now she knows.
Shura-chan: What happened to the guard dog?
Michelle-chan: Dude, its not like Twister is a Doberman. He's a miniature poodle.
Shura-chan: At least he is black.
Twister: * runs across stage dragging a pink teddy bear*
Shura-chan: And he is evil enough to hurt a teddy bear!
Emily-chan: Can I help with some stuff?
Michelle-chan: YEAH!!!!!!!! Serve sake to everyone.
Emily-chan: Where did we get sake from, and how did we buy it?
Shura-chan: What do you mean?
Emily-chan: This is California we're in. There are laws that you can't buy alcohol until you're 21. Who would sell some sake to a couple of teenage girls?
Shura-chan: well….
Emily-chan: And are there any stores around here that even sell sake?
Michelle-chan: Umm…Hey look! It's Sano!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: * tries to jump on Sano*
Shura-chan: * knocks Emily-chan over before she can even come close to Sano*
Emily-chan: oof.
Shura-chan: STAY AWAY FROM SANO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS MY SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT???!!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: Bu-
Shura-chan: SHUDDUP AND FIND YOUR OWN HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STAY AWAY FROM YOUR ASHTON KUTCHER!!!!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: * sighs* Ashton…. * drool*
Michelle-chan: oh shut up!!!!!!!!!! We got to announce the winners remember!
Emily-chan: But I want Sano!!!!!!!
Shura-chan: Well I am prettier!!!!!!
Emily-chan: NO WAY!!!!!!!
Shura-chan: YEAH I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: Well he probably likes me better.
Shura-chan: NO!!!
Emily-chan: YE*gasp* who is he!!!!!!!!
Michelle-chan: Who?
Emily-chan: The hottie with white hair!
Shura-chan: ENISHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily-chan: Is that is name? (A/N: in this fic, she doesn't know who Enishi is yet. Only Michelle-chan and me do.)
Michelle-chan: * whispers to Shura-chan* She likes a psychotic kidnapper??!!??
Emily-chan: Enishi… The name will remain in my heart forever…*sighs *
Enishi: * oblivious to the fact that we are talking about him* Tomoe, do you want more tea? *Offers tea to the empty chair in front of him*
Emily-chan: I MUST get closer to him!
Michelle-chan: I heard he likes sake. If you serve the sake, he will like you.
Emily-chan: *goes and serves sake *
Michelle-chan: And now, we have some announcements. First off, our cutest little kid category is only open to characters 12 and under. Sorry but Soujirou does not count, Shihali.
Shura-chan: And we have two new categories to add!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *claps *
Shura-chan: One is…BEST FIGHTER!!!!!! Thank you TanukiGirl22!!
Michelle-chan: Okay, when Shura-chan came up with this idea, she thought up of about a million categories. But when she was typing it all up, she forgot just about all of them. Brilliant, huh?
Shura-chan: shuddup.
Michelle-chan: And all of a sudden, a couple days ago one of them magically came back to her. It was Best Couple.
Shura-chan: so now we got to add them both. *Grabs little box*
Emily-chan: Why are you holding a shoebox?
Michelle-chan: IT'S OUR MAGICAL BOX THING OKAY!
Emily-chan: Magic. Riiiiight.
Shura-chan: Well let's add them! * Drops two pieces of blue paper in box*
Box: *black flames appear out of it *
Kenshin: Did we just see Magic Box Thing–dono have black flames burst out of it?
Michelle-chan: Yup. Take that, Em!
Emily-chan: …
Houji: THAT BOX CHALLENGES THE POWER OF SHISHIO-SAMA!!!!!!!!!
Shishio: *slices his head off * Why was he even in the Juppongatana anyway?
Yumi: * shrugs* but he WAS damn loyal, you must give him that.
Shura-chan: Okay… Now lets announce the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle-chan: Justin!! Roll down the big screen!
Big screen TV pops out of nowhere next to the Hellevision.
Shura-chan: Thanks Justin, our favorite yet, slightly hentai dude who operates everything!
Michelle-chan: And the winner is……… KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shura-chan: No wonder. After all, the show is called Rurouni Kenshin!
Michelle-chan: Come on up Kenshin!!!
Emily-chan: Go Kenshin!!!
Kenshin: Sessha is not worthy of accepting this award de gozaru.
Shura-chan: Does that mean you don't want it?
Kenshin: No, sessha is honored, bu-
Michelle-chan: If you want it take it!
Kenshin: I told you de gozaru; sessha is not worthy of accepting your award.
Emily-chan: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY VOTED FOR YOU KENSHIN!!!!!!! THEY THINK YOU DESERVE IT, NOT SOME OTHER DAMN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: umm….
Emily-cha: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GO GET THE FRIGGIN AWARD!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Hai.
Shura-chan: Umm. okiedokie here is your award!!*hands Kenshin a soccer trophy*
Emily-chan: Is that my soccer trophy?
Michelle-chan: Now you know why we didn't invite you.
Kenshin: Uhh… I would like to thank all the people out there de gozaru. All you who voted for me have definitely made my day! And Mee-shell-dono and all of her friends. And Kaoru-dono, and everyone in the Rurouni Kenshin series. Uhh, Mee-shell-dono?
Michelle-chan: Hmm?
Kenshin: Why is there a girl kicking a round thing on this award?
Michelle-chan: No real reason…
Shura-chan: I guess its time to vote for another category!
Michelle-chan: *grabs a category * Annnnnnnnnnnnd it is……… Hottest Male character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shura-chan: And now the nominees will appear on our screen thing!!!!!!!!
Michelle-chan: I don't even see why. I know Hiko will win.
Shura-chan: mmkay. Justin make the nominees appear on the screen!
Justin: * does as he is told*
Shura-chan: KENSHIN! *Image of kenshin appears on screen *
Michelle-chan: Won't win.
Shura-chan: AOSHI!! *Image of Aoshi *
Michelle-chan: Won't win.
Shura-chan: And the future winner…. SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Image of Sano appears *
Michelle-chan: Yeah right.
Shura-chan: Soujirou! *Image of Soujirou appears *
Michelle-chan: Nope.
Shura-chan: Battousai! * Image of Battousai appears*
Michelle-chan: …ummm… maybe it will be a tie…
Shura-chan: Saitou! * image of saitou appears on screen*
Michelle-chan: Nopesies.
Emily-chan: SHUT UP MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Shura-chan: Hiko! *image of Hiko appears *
Michelle-chan: HIKOHIKOHIKO!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!*runs around in her famous hiko-loving clothes*
Shura-chan: Katsu!!*image of Katsu appears *
Michelle-chan: No.
Shura-chan: Yahiko!*image of Yahiko appears*
Michelle-chan: He's too young for me.
Emily-chan: I agree.
Shura-chan: Yeah, me too. But I have heard that some girls overlook that. Umm.. the next nominee is… Shishio?
Yumi: GO SHISHIO!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE HOT!!!!!!LITERALLY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WINWINWIN!!!!!!!!!
Shura-chan: uhh… Enishi?
Emily-chan: *dreamy voice and heart eyes* I think I'll give him a big hug when he wins…*sigh *
Shura-chan: And…umm.. the slightly perverted Okina.
Michelle-chan: Are those all the cotestants?
Shura-chan: I think so. So anyway, for the Hottest Male Character catergory, your choices are Kenshin, Aoshi, Sano, Battousai, Saitou, Hiko, Katsu, Yahiko, Shishio, Enishi and Okina.
Emily-chan: Vote for only one of those characters, please! And please don't vote for any of the other catergories. Shura-chan gets confused easily. And in case you don't remember, you gotta submit a review that says your choice!
Michelle-chan: And we are superduper sorry if we forgot one of your favorite hotties. And I guess this is our show! So vote now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!