(( Hi all! I know I haven't posted any new chapters on Slayers Rising but my Word doc. is screwed up at the moment and my chapter is stuck on there. So about two days ago I was online with my friend Angela (TheNibblet) and we had one of the weirdest and by far funniest RPs ever so we decided to make into a fan fic to enjoy others in our humor, So here it is! btw, Please for the love of all that is good and holy DO NOT FLAME THIS STORY IN THE REVIEWS! I hate it when people do that! It's not critisim if you call it stupid or worthless or things like that. Just say weither you liked it or hated it please. Or me 'n Angie will have to track you down mwahaha! ))
Fred walked around the Lab in Wolfram and Hart collecting verious files and work around the lab tables. She waved at a few assistants goodbye as they left to go home since it was after hours. She was staying behind to do some more work on a new project they were starting. Fred walked around some tables when she saw Spike enter the lab.
" Hey Spike, what are you doing here?" Fred asked picking up some files and putting them away.
" Jus' look'n for Angel. Need a new car." Spike replied nonchalantly.
" Again? Well he's not here anyway he probably already went upstairs."
" Oh well I was just gonna steal it anyway, I was just going to bug him about it first... Then I'll come back and bug him somemore."
" Your an idiot you know that?"
" Hey tough talk from a girl who's probably never even stolen anything before in her life!" Spike said laughing a bit.
" Hey I've stolen things before!" Fred replied sternly.
" Yeah. Right. Like what?"
" Well..... Um..."
" Well?"
" Okay Okay I stole a pair of black undwear when I was 12!" Fred said blushing. Spike just stared at her silently for a few seconds then started laughing.
" You! You stole black panties!" He said while laughing.
" I was 12 okay! And my parents wouldn't let me have any so I just... took them."
" Hard to imagine you stealing anything, much less wearing black panties."
" Why's that?"
" Cause... It's you! Your all scientist chick and... well... boring."
" I am not boring!"
" Well acually now I can imagine it. Very nice." Spike said grinning.
" Ew! Stop imaging it! Perv!"
" Hey can't help it luv. Very tempting."
" Hey at least I wear underwear!"
" I wear boxers if you must know." Spike said leaning against the wall a little.
" Ew. Like I'd want to know what."
" So you've been a peeping Tom during my beddy bye havn't you?" Spike grinned.
" Have not! My names not even Tom! It's Fred idiot."
" You don't even know what a peeping Tom is and you call me an idiot?"
" Shut up!"
" What ever."
" Hey at least I'm not screwing Harmony!"
" You peep'n in on that too?"
" Well it was kinda hard not to hear her SCREAMING." Fred said emphasising on the Screaming.
" Well someone woke up on the wrong side of Wesleys bed."
" Shut up! At least I'm good at it."
" Excuse me?" Spike said raising a brow.
" You heard me! I bet you suck at sex! You probably haven't even done it anywere interesting."
" Luv, I've been around for 148, I think I've shagged more, done it in more ways, and have in done it in more places then you'd ever think of."
" Okay what about a car?"
" Did it."
" Plane bathroom?"
" Did it."
" How about an Outhouse?"
" Are you out of your mind?" Spike asked raising a brow.
" Then I got you beat." Fred said smiling.
" Ew you did it in an outhouse?"
" Hey I was 12."
" You did a lot of weird things as a 12 year old..."
" Bet you probably killed all of your mates while do'n it out of bordem."
" I bet you just killed them..."
" Well most of the girls I shagged with ended up as dinner so yeah..."
" Wow, that was disturbing."
" You probably are the worst shagger ever, I wouldn't be surprised if you started talking about equasions and mathmatics and stuff during it."
" I'm to busy using the whip."
" The what?"
" The whip."
" You use a whip in sex?!"
" Hey I grew up in texas!"
" Well now we got black panties and a whip, this is making a wonderful mental image luv."
" Perv."
" At least I know more sex tricks, ones that would make you drop before the whip even came out."
" Oh yeah right."
" Just get them drunk enough and it makes the deal so much sweeter."
" I bet I could drill you in drinking."
" What was that about drilling me?" Spike asked smiling.
" I could drink more then you in a second."
" Oh yeah right! I could drink you under the table... Then meet you there." Spike said grinning.
" You wanna make a bet out of that?"
" What? Seeing you under the table?"
" No you idiot! Drinking."
" Sounds good, how about whiskey shots? If I drink more then you then you gotta show me those black panties on you, and bring out the whip."
" Fine, and if I win, you have to do what ever I say for a week. And I mean WHATEVER."
" It's a deal then. Be back with the whiskey." Spike said leaving the room.
Fred walked around the Lab in Wolfram and Hart collecting verious files and work around the lab tables. She waved at a few assistants goodbye as they left to go home since it was after hours. She was staying behind to do some more work on a new project they were starting. Fred walked around some tables when she saw Spike enter the lab.
" Hey Spike, what are you doing here?" Fred asked picking up some files and putting them away.
" Jus' look'n for Angel. Need a new car." Spike replied nonchalantly.
" Again? Well he's not here anyway he probably already went upstairs."
" Oh well I was just gonna steal it anyway, I was just going to bug him about it first... Then I'll come back and bug him somemore."
" Your an idiot you know that?"
" Hey tough talk from a girl who's probably never even stolen anything before in her life!" Spike said laughing a bit.
" Hey I've stolen things before!" Fred replied sternly.
" Yeah. Right. Like what?"
" Well..... Um..."
" Well?"
" Okay Okay I stole a pair of black undwear when I was 12!" Fred said blushing. Spike just stared at her silently for a few seconds then started laughing.
" You! You stole black panties!" He said while laughing.
" I was 12 okay! And my parents wouldn't let me have any so I just... took them."
" Hard to imagine you stealing anything, much less wearing black panties."
" Why's that?"
" Cause... It's you! Your all scientist chick and... well... boring."
" I am not boring!"
" Well acually now I can imagine it. Very nice." Spike said grinning.
" Ew! Stop imaging it! Perv!"
" Hey can't help it luv. Very tempting."
" Hey at least I wear underwear!"
" I wear boxers if you must know." Spike said leaning against the wall a little.
" Ew. Like I'd want to know what."
" So you've been a peeping Tom during my beddy bye havn't you?" Spike grinned.
" Have not! My names not even Tom! It's Fred idiot."
" You don't even know what a peeping Tom is and you call me an idiot?"
" Shut up!"
" What ever."
" Hey at least I'm not screwing Harmony!"
" You peep'n in on that too?"
" Well it was kinda hard not to hear her SCREAMING." Fred said emphasising on the Screaming.
" Well someone woke up on the wrong side of Wesleys bed."
" Shut up! At least I'm good at it."
" Excuse me?" Spike said raising a brow.
" You heard me! I bet you suck at sex! You probably haven't even done it anywere interesting."
" Luv, I've been around for 148, I think I've shagged more, done it in more ways, and have in done it in more places then you'd ever think of."
" Okay what about a car?"
" Did it."
" Plane bathroom?"
" Did it."
" How about an Outhouse?"
" Are you out of your mind?" Spike asked raising a brow.
" Then I got you beat." Fred said smiling.
" Ew you did it in an outhouse?"
" Hey I was 12."
" You did a lot of weird things as a 12 year old..."
" Bet you probably killed all of your mates while do'n it out of bordem."
" I bet you just killed them..."
" Well most of the girls I shagged with ended up as dinner so yeah..."
" Wow, that was disturbing."
" You probably are the worst shagger ever, I wouldn't be surprised if you started talking about equasions and mathmatics and stuff during it."
" I'm to busy using the whip."
" The what?"
" The whip."
" You use a whip in sex?!"
" Hey I grew up in texas!"
" Well now we got black panties and a whip, this is making a wonderful mental image luv."
" Perv."
" At least I know more sex tricks, ones that would make you drop before the whip even came out."
" Oh yeah right."
" Just get them drunk enough and it makes the deal so much sweeter."
" I bet I could drill you in drinking."
" What was that about drilling me?" Spike asked smiling.
" I could drink more then you in a second."
" Oh yeah right! I could drink you under the table... Then meet you there." Spike said grinning.
" You wanna make a bet out of that?"
" What? Seeing you under the table?"
" No you idiot! Drinking."
" Sounds good, how about whiskey shots? If I drink more then you then you gotta show me those black panties on you, and bring out the whip."
" Fine, and if I win, you have to do what ever I say for a week. And I mean WHATEVER."
" It's a deal then. Be back with the whiskey." Spike said leaving the room.