EXT. CAMP HADDENBURGH, THE NEXT MORNING: A camp counselor (Played by Robert Englund) gets out his trumpet and plays it loudly to awaken the campers. Much to his surprise, none of the campers show up. Scary music plays in the background.

COUNSELOR: That's funny.... No campers..... It's like those Friday the 13th movies with that Justin Voorhees dude.... I never liked those slasher films..... IS ANYBODY OUT THERE!!? (Echoes).....

(Two voices are heard. They are coming from two other counselors [Played by Kane Hodder and Betsy Palmer]. They run on over to counselor #1, as they sense danger.)

COUNSELOR #2 (Hodder): Hey, Bob, do you need help with anything?....

COUNSELOR #1 (Englund): Yeah, yes I do.... None of the campers have woken up yet..... Not one....

(A POV is watching the counselors from behind the bushes.)

COUNSELOR#1: (Cont'd) ....I feel like I'm in one of those Friday the 13th movies where Justin Voorhees kills all those kids.....

COUNSELOR #3 (Palmer): Don't you mean JASON Voorhees?.... The guy with the hockey mask and machete?....

(Pan back to the counselors.)

COUNSELOR #1: What was the name of the camp at which Jason killed?.... Was it Haddenburgh?

COUNSELOR #2: Crystal Lake..... It's in Illionois. But I don't see what this all has to do with these campers.... (Walking to the boy's cabin) They're probably just lazy today... I'll wake them--

(The counselor, in a closeup, opens the door and screams in terror at what he sees.)

COUNSELOR #2: (Gasps) Sweet Donald Pleasence!!!...... All of the camper's have been slaughtered......

COUNSELOR #3: We need to call the police..... We need to call somebody before someone or something strikes again....

INT. HADDENBURGH POLICE STATION: Sheriff Donald Loomis (Played by Anthony Hopkins) is sitting at his desk reading the newspaper. On the front page is the headline about the mysterious death of singer Lucy Wagner. Britney Spears's "Shadow" plays on the radio. The phone rings. Sheriff Loomis answers.

SHERIFF LOOMIS: Haddenburgh Police Department..... (Pause) ....... Thirty-seven campers?..... (Pause) .... Camp Haddenburgh??...... That's where that singer died.... I'll be right on it.....

(Another scream of terror is heard on the phone...... The phone hangs up......)