(Back to Mimi's house. Evil, death-like Gothic music plays in the background and becomes increasingly louder.)
OFFICER #2 (White, female): So, you're telling me that you have never in your life seen this machete?....
MIMI: Never.... I didn't even know Lucy Wagner was dead... Plus, Lucy and I had been friends since childhood.... Why would I want to kill her?...
OFFICER: Your name and fingerprints are all over this machete.... If it's not your machete, then-- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(The POV is armed with a bloody axe. We then see that the POV is wearing a bloody Gene Simmons KISS mask with a hockey mask over it, and a mechanic's outfit...)
LOOMIS: Stop right where you are!!... You are under arrest for the Camp Haddenburgh killing sprees....
(The cops cuff the masked killer, then unmask him as....)
EVERYBODY: (A la Scooby Doo) Gene Simmons from KISS?...
(The killer shakes his head no. The cops take off the Gene Simmons mask.)
EVERYBODY: (a la Scooby Doo) Pete Wagner?....
LOOMIS: Lucy Wagner's father?.... You killed your own daughter... then slaughtered teenagers at Camp Haddenburgh?.....
PETE WAGNER (Played by Dan Aykroyd): You're half-right.... I murdered the kids at Camp Haddenburgh for killing my daughter...... But I am not accountable for Lucy's death....
LOOMIS: Why did you kill all of those kids just because Lucy died?....
PETE: I got my inspiration from the movie, Friday the 13th.... Jason Voorhees's mother killed all of the teenagers at Crystal Lake just because Jason drowned in the lake....
MIMI: Just to let you know, I'm a police detective.... I think the only way we will ever find out who killed Lucy in the first place.... is to watch Friday the 13th.....
(We hear the Jason sound effect.)
SOUND EFFECT: CH CH CH CH CH CH.... CR CR CR CR CR CR.....
OFFICER #2 (White, female): So, you're telling me that you have never in your life seen this machete?....
MIMI: Never.... I didn't even know Lucy Wagner was dead... Plus, Lucy and I had been friends since childhood.... Why would I want to kill her?...
OFFICER: Your name and fingerprints are all over this machete.... If it's not your machete, then-- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(The POV is armed with a bloody axe. We then see that the POV is wearing a bloody Gene Simmons KISS mask with a hockey mask over it, and a mechanic's outfit...)
LOOMIS: Stop right where you are!!... You are under arrest for the Camp Haddenburgh killing sprees....
(The cops cuff the masked killer, then unmask him as....)
EVERYBODY: (A la Scooby Doo) Gene Simmons from KISS?...
(The killer shakes his head no. The cops take off the Gene Simmons mask.)
EVERYBODY: (a la Scooby Doo) Pete Wagner?....
LOOMIS: Lucy Wagner's father?.... You killed your own daughter... then slaughtered teenagers at Camp Haddenburgh?.....
PETE WAGNER (Played by Dan Aykroyd): You're half-right.... I murdered the kids at Camp Haddenburgh for killing my daughter...... But I am not accountable for Lucy's death....
LOOMIS: Why did you kill all of those kids just because Lucy died?....
PETE: I got my inspiration from the movie, Friday the 13th.... Jason Voorhees's mother killed all of the teenagers at Crystal Lake just because Jason drowned in the lake....
MIMI: Just to let you know, I'm a police detective.... I think the only way we will ever find out who killed Lucy in the first place.... is to watch Friday the 13th.....
(We hear the Jason sound effect.)
SOUND EFFECT: CH CH CH CH CH CH.... CR CR CR CR CR CR.....