MIMI: It's Jason!... But he's supposed to be a fictional character... isn't he?...
SHERIFF LOOMIS: I used to live in Illinois, and there was a Camp Crystal Lake there. There were lots of murders at the camp..... I think some hockey masked dude named Jason was doing all the killing....
COUNSELOR #3: Actually, his mom was the original killer.... Jason drowned in 1957, then Mrs. Voorhees killed the camp counselors until she was decapitated.... Then Jason took over in the sequel....
(Jason Voorhees is standing right in front of everybody. The "Ch-Ch-Ch" sound effect continues to play.)
SHERIFF LOOMIS: I think we found our man.... Let's get him, boys!
(The police try to handcuff Jason, but he takes the cuffs and strangles the cops. They lie on the floor, dead....)
LOOMIS: Jason Voorhees, you are a very sick man.... But why do you do these horrible, horrible things?.... Why don't you let us be--
(Jason takes his machete and decapitates Sheriff Loomis. He drops to the floor, dead. An off-screen person shoots at Jason. It turns out to be Lucy Wagner.)
PETE: Lucy?.... I thought you were dead....
LUCY: I'm lucky to be alive.... Jason Voorhees nearly killed me.... A man named Terrence Wynn from Haddenburgh took me out of the lake and he saved my life....
(Jason turns to Lucy, machete in hand, and walks on over to her.)
LUCY: How did you end up in Haddenburgh?.... Why won't you stop killing people?.... Why do you wear a hockey mask?....
(Lucy takes Jason's machete and decapitates him. Flash to black.)
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH CH.... CR CR CR CR CR CR......
THE END
SHERIFF LOOMIS: I used to live in Illinois, and there was a Camp Crystal Lake there. There were lots of murders at the camp..... I think some hockey masked dude named Jason was doing all the killing....
COUNSELOR #3: Actually, his mom was the original killer.... Jason drowned in 1957, then Mrs. Voorhees killed the camp counselors until she was decapitated.... Then Jason took over in the sequel....
(Jason Voorhees is standing right in front of everybody. The "Ch-Ch-Ch" sound effect continues to play.)
SHERIFF LOOMIS: I think we found our man.... Let's get him, boys!
(The police try to handcuff Jason, but he takes the cuffs and strangles the cops. They lie on the floor, dead....)
LOOMIS: Jason Voorhees, you are a very sick man.... But why do you do these horrible, horrible things?.... Why don't you let us be--
(Jason takes his machete and decapitates Sheriff Loomis. He drops to the floor, dead. An off-screen person shoots at Jason. It turns out to be Lucy Wagner.)
PETE: Lucy?.... I thought you were dead....
LUCY: I'm lucky to be alive.... Jason Voorhees nearly killed me.... A man named Terrence Wynn from Haddenburgh took me out of the lake and he saved my life....
(Jason turns to Lucy, machete in hand, and walks on over to her.)
LUCY: How did you end up in Haddenburgh?.... Why won't you stop killing people?.... Why do you wear a hockey mask?....
(Lucy takes Jason's machete and decapitates him. Flash to black.)
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH CH.... CR CR CR CR CR CR......
THE END