Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter(yet), and I am not profiting off of him in any way… If anything, I'm losing money to the bastard, as I'm forced to continue buying books and movies and blatant merchandising because he put those friggin' spells IN his books to control all the world's muggles… But one day he may belong to me, and perhaps then I will put him in one of my Camden Town whorehouses and rent him out a shilling a time… THEN the profits will be rolling in, and finally, finally, I will be able to afford my own leather bound copies of the original British HP novels! HA! GO ME!

'Nother disclaimer-I don't own To Rule Them All2 or Jekyll and Hyde The Musical either.

A/N-Heh, please, review and tell me what you think.  So… what'd you think?  C'mon, you know you want to say!

Another A/N-This is SO the end… Maybe.  I dunno, there may be a sequel next time I have a break.  Well, enjoy!

Another another A/N: Actually, there will be a sequel.  And what a sequel it will be, hehehehehehehehe… I'm in the process of writing it, but thanks to my lovely Spring Term workload, I don't know when I'll have enough to start posting.  We'll see, I've been working on it sporadically.

Sick as a Dog, Part end… sort of.

Ron and Lupin burst into the Shrieking Shack, and ran up the stairs, but were stopped by Hermione.

"Listen… We found out what exactly was wrong with Sirius." She said slowly, blocking the door to his bedroom.

"…Come on, Hermione, let us in." Ron said, trying to push past her, but she would not budge.
 "Not yet!" Hermione said, "Listen… He's fine now, but… Ok, I can let you in only if you promise not to laugh, or scream, or anything of the sort.  What's in there is… well, quite shocking… and…  Well, please don't upset Sirius."
 "Of course not!" Lupin said softly.  "But Hermione, what's happened?"
"Well… He had… I mean, there are… I…" She tried to find the proper words to explain it, but couldn't.  "Oh… fine, just… go in."  She said, opening the door and following the two men in.

"HOLY HORKLUMPS!" Ron burst, staring in utter shock at the black dog lying on the bed, head in Harry's lap, with three squeaking pups snuggled up next to them.  "Sirius?!?  Is that you?"
Harry nodded, and the dog gave a short affirmative bark before nudging his… er, I mean her… um… the pups gently.

"Blimey, you're a bloody transvest-OW!  HERMIONE!"
 "You're impossible!"  Hermione growled.

Remus looked shocked, but was smart enough to not voice his every thought.  "Is this the product of some sort of hex?"
 Harry explained the whole situation, stroking Sirius behind the ears, as Hermione helped Sirius clean the pups. 

"Sorry 'bout that, mate, but it was a bit shocking." Ron said, patting Sirius on the head once Harry was finished and sitting down next to the bed.

Lupin sighed softly and looked Sirius in the eye.  "Well, it's at least comforting to know that we were wrong when we thought you were dying.  You're doing all right now, though?"

"He's fine.  Just exhausted."  Harry replied.

Sirius was fussing over his pups, "Two girls, one boy." Hermione declared.  After one of the pups was finished eating, the Grim grudgingly allowed them to hold it.

"Ooooh, he's such a sweetie, Sirius!" Hermione said as she cuddled the pup.  "Can he be mine?"
Sirius let out a deep guttural growl, and Hermione smiled.  "Only joking.  I know you wouldn't want to give them up.'
Sirius went to washing the remaining two as Hermione, Lupin, Ron and Harry examined the other.  All three were various shades of  black and brown, with rather bristly fur rather than the soft coat of Sirius.  "They're certainly a mixed breed," Lupin said, examining the puppy closely with a smile, "But I can't tell WHAT the other breed is… A German Shepard, maybe?" 
 "Oh, no…" Hermione said, picking up another pup.  "They're half wolf.  Just look at the snout…" She trailed off, looking first at the puppy, then at Lupin, and Sirius last.  Lupin's eyebrows were raised in silent shock, and Sirius had his eyes covered with his paws, whining.

"Harry, Ron, I just remembered some homework we forgot to do!"  Hermione squeaked, putting the puppy down next to his sisters, grabbing her friends hands and yanking them out of the room.
 Hermione pulled them down the hall frantically, ignoring their confused protests.  As they were leaving the house, they heard Lupin scream "ALL THIS TIME, EVERY FULL MOON, THAT DOG… IT WAS YOU?!?!?!?"
 Hermione continued to pull on Harry and Ron's hands as Ron sniggered uncontrollably and Harry speculated on the cost of a Pensive, as he did NOT want the thought of Lupin and Sirius going through his head.