Seconded Guessed
An: thanks again for the reviews ^^
Seconded Guessed
Ryou
Chapter5: Doomsday?
I'm alive! Yes I do sound surprised at that statement and you would be to if you had just gone trough what myself and Bakura had just been um dragged through. What I am going to tell you is not something for those of a week and nervous disposition.
Well we hadn't planned any thing for dinner since only I can cook, Bakura burns things or goes into the garden and hits the nearest living thing over the head with a frying pan, now with that information never EVER ask why the garden has so many um.. Wooden crosses.
Shame I liked Timmy he was a sweet little boy hmmm. Any way for dinner we just ordered take out and put it in a few bowls and dishes so it looked like we had made an effort, Ok I can be lazy sometimes but what would YOU cook for two psycho's and a woman with that woman's 'issue'
Well with this lovely bought food set out nice and neatly Bakura and me waited for the dawning of world war3. I had to MAKE Bakura put his hard hat away even though he made a good case for himself to be able to wear it if he had to sit next to Marik.
A knock at the door startled us and Bakura had to cheerfully comment on how that sounded like the grim reaper coming to collect our souls. Such an optimistic fellow is our Bakura ne? Well when I opened the door and got an eye full of Isis trying to kill Malik while Marik giggled to himself I would have believed that these three had killed the forth horseman of the apocalypse.
I miss my nice sane life, the life before I knew any of these nut cases but sadly that would have meant never meeting Bakura and looking back over the last few months I would miss him. He's not the nasty spiteful person he used to be he some how changed and that was a change for the better.
Any way back to the dinner of the doomed. Every one sat down at their places rather politely apart from the odd chant of Malik going 'food!' but that was besides the point, really now it was better then him trying to grope me. I sat next to Malik and Bakura sat next to Marik while Isis sat by herself at one of the table ends.
It was hard trying to eat when you have some ones arms wrapped around your waist like in my case but I managed, just about. I had to hide a small smirk when I saw Marik making a smiley face in his food and then shoving it at Bakura saying 'Look! It's happy to see you Bakura-kins!' I swear Bakura was trying his best not to turn around and kill the blond.
Isis began talking about something and I was too busy over hearing the death rants in which Bakura was bestowing on Marik as he leaned back in his chair trying to avoid all the spittle Bakura was aiming at him from the screaming. Isis didn't seem to notice maybe she was used to people treating her brothers like that?
I was shaken from my thoughts by Isis saying in a tone that screamed 'you are SO not paying attention' as I smiled and nodded. She said 'Don't you think so Ryou?' I swear she was glaring at me in her overly polite way. I think she wants to eat my soul. Oh my.
After awhile when it had calmed down Malik stood on his chair and waved his arms around like he was trying to fly or look like a moron and he definitely looked the latter. Isis stood up and started to yell at him which Marik must have disagreed to because before me and Bakura knew it the yami blond had picked up a bowl of noodles and had hurled it at Isis.
She did NOT look happy at all. I think I must have wet myself when she glared at the two and Bakura who had burst out into a fit of evil giggles and fell on the floor too. Why oh why did I have to invite the end of the world into my home? Is nothing sacred? Just I am getting a bit hysterical aren't I?
Isis being the ever-mature person she was picked up her bowl of noodles and chucked it at Marik sending him flying off his chair and landed on the floor with a very odd 'splat' sound. Malik and Bakura burst into more laughs Isis smiled smugly.
Marik sat up looking a zombie with noodles all over his face and some hanging from his bangs. I ducked under the table knowing what was coming next as the rods spirit chucked a few bread rolls at Bakura both hitting him square in the forehead.
Bakura being Bakura snarled and returned the favour by hurling a hand full of rice at the blond who squeaked after getting some stuck up his nose and in his eye. I stayed under the table in pure utter cleanness. After much smashing, screaming and cussing I rose from my place and looked around.
I chuckled softly as I saw Bakura pinning Marik to the table while Isis shook Malik screaming about him being nothing more then a pain in the ass. Luckily I managed to pry Bakura off and got a look at his face. It was covered in red sweet and sour sauce and it even tinted his hair.
Soon after Isis said sorry to me and dragged her brothers off by their ears. How nice of them to leave us with all the cleaning, sigh, oh well when Bakura comes back from trying to make his hair white once again he's going to help if he doesn't I'll threaten him with Isis and her evil brother heheh.
Well I'm off I have noodles to scrape from the light.
An: thanks again for the reviews ^^
Seconded Guessed
Ryou
Chapter5: Doomsday?
I'm alive! Yes I do sound surprised at that statement and you would be to if you had just gone trough what myself and Bakura had just been um dragged through. What I am going to tell you is not something for those of a week and nervous disposition.
Well we hadn't planned any thing for dinner since only I can cook, Bakura burns things or goes into the garden and hits the nearest living thing over the head with a frying pan, now with that information never EVER ask why the garden has so many um.. Wooden crosses.
Shame I liked Timmy he was a sweet little boy hmmm. Any way for dinner we just ordered take out and put it in a few bowls and dishes so it looked like we had made an effort, Ok I can be lazy sometimes but what would YOU cook for two psycho's and a woman with that woman's 'issue'
Well with this lovely bought food set out nice and neatly Bakura and me waited for the dawning of world war3. I had to MAKE Bakura put his hard hat away even though he made a good case for himself to be able to wear it if he had to sit next to Marik.
A knock at the door startled us and Bakura had to cheerfully comment on how that sounded like the grim reaper coming to collect our souls. Such an optimistic fellow is our Bakura ne? Well when I opened the door and got an eye full of Isis trying to kill Malik while Marik giggled to himself I would have believed that these three had killed the forth horseman of the apocalypse.
I miss my nice sane life, the life before I knew any of these nut cases but sadly that would have meant never meeting Bakura and looking back over the last few months I would miss him. He's not the nasty spiteful person he used to be he some how changed and that was a change for the better.
Any way back to the dinner of the doomed. Every one sat down at their places rather politely apart from the odd chant of Malik going 'food!' but that was besides the point, really now it was better then him trying to grope me. I sat next to Malik and Bakura sat next to Marik while Isis sat by herself at one of the table ends.
It was hard trying to eat when you have some ones arms wrapped around your waist like in my case but I managed, just about. I had to hide a small smirk when I saw Marik making a smiley face in his food and then shoving it at Bakura saying 'Look! It's happy to see you Bakura-kins!' I swear Bakura was trying his best not to turn around and kill the blond.
Isis began talking about something and I was too busy over hearing the death rants in which Bakura was bestowing on Marik as he leaned back in his chair trying to avoid all the spittle Bakura was aiming at him from the screaming. Isis didn't seem to notice maybe she was used to people treating her brothers like that?
I was shaken from my thoughts by Isis saying in a tone that screamed 'you are SO not paying attention' as I smiled and nodded. She said 'Don't you think so Ryou?' I swear she was glaring at me in her overly polite way. I think she wants to eat my soul. Oh my.
After awhile when it had calmed down Malik stood on his chair and waved his arms around like he was trying to fly or look like a moron and he definitely looked the latter. Isis stood up and started to yell at him which Marik must have disagreed to because before me and Bakura knew it the yami blond had picked up a bowl of noodles and had hurled it at Isis.
She did NOT look happy at all. I think I must have wet myself when she glared at the two and Bakura who had burst out into a fit of evil giggles and fell on the floor too. Why oh why did I have to invite the end of the world into my home? Is nothing sacred? Just I am getting a bit hysterical aren't I?
Isis being the ever-mature person she was picked up her bowl of noodles and chucked it at Marik sending him flying off his chair and landed on the floor with a very odd 'splat' sound. Malik and Bakura burst into more laughs Isis smiled smugly.
Marik sat up looking a zombie with noodles all over his face and some hanging from his bangs. I ducked under the table knowing what was coming next as the rods spirit chucked a few bread rolls at Bakura both hitting him square in the forehead.
Bakura being Bakura snarled and returned the favour by hurling a hand full of rice at the blond who squeaked after getting some stuck up his nose and in his eye. I stayed under the table in pure utter cleanness. After much smashing, screaming and cussing I rose from my place and looked around.
I chuckled softly as I saw Bakura pinning Marik to the table while Isis shook Malik screaming about him being nothing more then a pain in the ass. Luckily I managed to pry Bakura off and got a look at his face. It was covered in red sweet and sour sauce and it even tinted his hair.
Soon after Isis said sorry to me and dragged her brothers off by their ears. How nice of them to leave us with all the cleaning, sigh, oh well when Bakura comes back from trying to make his hair white once again he's going to help if he doesn't I'll threaten him with Isis and her evil brother heheh.
Well I'm off I have noodles to scrape from the light.