Intro: It is the day before the play opens and everyone is nervous, even this far from the opening.(Which isn't really very far.) Many horrible things had already happened to our little group...I wonder how they'll pull through? Dilandau is still sick, but decides to come back anyway. He is dragging a bucket around with him.(This chapter is skippable)
Warning: This chapter is rated for 'M' mature audiences who can handle stuff that's a little dirty. The part doesn't last that long, but it is kinda...well...limeish. Tima does something VERY OCC because of an accident...*Snicker*Talk about a father daughter relationship... and remember, this is a skippable chapter, It holds nothing to help the plot.
Dilandau: Hi, everybody. *Throws up bile into his bucket* How's every little thing?
(Silence)
Simon: Dilandau, is that bug catching?
Dilandau: No. *Throws up more* It's the Devistinian flu. *Coughs* You get it from bananas.
Simon: Oh, okay.
Aria: Dilandau-kun, do you need anything? *Hugs Dilandau*
Duke Red: *Envy*
Dilandau: No, no. I'm fine. *Throws up into bucket*
Aria: Awww...I'll be here, kay?
Dilandau: Yheahuh.
Aria: I don't know what to do today.
Rock: Me neither.
Kenichi: Me neither. And Tima's in Detox with Detective Ban AKA Pringles Man *Dramatic fanfare* at her side...
Aria: Let's play spin the bottle!
(Silence)
Simon: Alright. I call first!
Rock: Dang it!
(Everyone sits on the stage in a cricle. Aria produces a bottle out of nowhere, and places it in front of Simon, who positions it close as possible to the true center of the circle and spins it.)
Simon: Come on...
(The bottle lands on...Utena.)
Simon: EEEEWW!
Utena: Give mama some sugah! *Snogs Simon, who's supposed to be snogging her.*
Simon: AHHH!
Utena: *Smiles and releases Simon* My turn! *Spins bottle*
(Utter silence as the bottle stops in slow mo on Rock)
Utena: *EVEN LARGER SMILE* Rocky...
Rock: Ummm...
Utena: *Almost raping Rock* Yeeee haaa!
Rock: NO!
Duke Red: That's quite enough!!
Utena: Awww...*Gets off of Rock and sits back in her spot*
Rock: *Clears throat and spins bottle* Anyone but-- *The bottle lands on Kenichi*
Kenichi: DISGUSTING!!
Everyone but Rock and Kenichi: *Sinister laughter*
Rock: Well...um...*Quickly kisses Kenichi on the cheek*
Kenichi: GROSS!! *Rubs cheek furiously*
Utena: *Holds up camera* Got it on film, baby!
Rock: O.o
Kenichi: O.o...*Spins bottle...it lands on Aria* Lucky me! *Quickly kisses Aria*
Aria: Awww...here I go! *Spins the bottle as all the guys cross their fingers* Ah ha! *The bottle lands on Dilandau. Sighs of dissapointment can be heard.*
Dilandau: Well?
Aria: *Kisses Dilandau sweetly, then he throws up in his bucket*
Dilandau: Thanks, Aria.
Aria: *Smiles sweetly* Spin!
Dilandau: *Spins bottle* Hmmmm...*The bottle lands on...Duke Red!* O.O
Duke Red: This is absolutely--*Dilandau is right in front of him* What are you doing here?
Dilandau: Hee hee...*Leaps on the Duke and kisses him passionately*
Duke Red: MUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Aria: Wow...
Kenichi: Why do I feel dirty?
Dilandau: *Gets up, walks to his spot and throws up into his bucket* Yhea.
Duke Red: *Traumatized* I don't think I want to play anymore.
(Tima and Pringles Man walk in the door.)
Tima: Hello, everyone.
(Stunned glances and gasps)
Duke Red: Tima...you said something besides Kenichi!
Tima: Of course, silly!
Duke Red: Come, sit here and play with us. Not you, Pringles Man. *Dramatic fanfare* Just my daughter.
Tima: *Sits next to the Duke* The Detox people found out that I had a worm. They removed it and made me non-alchoholic then sent me back. Now I can talk!
Duke Red: That's wonderful! *Spins bottle* Do you want to come home now? *The bottle lands on....hee hee hee...*
(Gasps)
Utena: THE BOTTLE LANDED ON TIMA!!! Gee, what are the odds?
Duke Red: WHAT?!
Tima: Ahh, spin the bottle! One of my favoritest games! Oh Dukie...
Duke Red: Tima, don't look at me that way! Tima, I'm your father! TIMA!
Tima: *Sly smile* Whatta ya, a virgin? *Climbs into the Duke's lap*
Everyone: O.O
Duke Red: Tima, get OFF!! I am your FATHER!!
Tima: You're just scared...*Gropes the Duke in a very private area* you know you want it...*Kisses him seductively*
Duke Red: TIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*The exclimation marks are actually audible!*
(500 miles away, birds are fleeing the scene.)
Tima: Playtime, Dukie!
Everyone: Wow...
Duke Red: *Blushing scarlet*This is rape, you know! Rape, incest...underage rape, at that...Tima, I command you to get OFF! *Tries to push Tima off* I forgot...you're stronger than me! HELP! RAPE!
Simon: Tima, get off of your father figure!
Tima: Can't a girl have a little fun? *Is unbuttoning the Duke's shirt* Hee hee hee...
Utena: Someone deactivate her!!
Kenichi: I did NOT teach her that...she must have been on the net at one point...
Rock: *Jumps foward and deactivates the crazed Tima* Woah... Kenichi, did you let her get on the internet?
Kenichi: No...
Pringles Man: I...accidentally loaded a...a sex machine program into her...while I was watching her Detox, I was using...
Everyone: *Glares*
Duke Red: *Mega traumatized* I knew I should have stayed upstairs today...*Buttons shirt*
Aria: *Puts her arms around the Duke* Everything's going to be fine. Utena's going to remove the program.
Duke Red: *Blank and smiling* Yheahuh...
Dilandau: Duty calls, three o' clock tea!! *Throws up into bucket*
Simon: We're never playing spin the bottle again...
Rock: That was so...weird...seeing Tima cop a feel on the Duke... *Shiver* Well, at least that wasn't Tima Tima, and just robot Tima... but still....she looks like Tima! Ewww...
Utena: I got it on camera!
(Everyone is shocked)
Rock: *Thinking, somewhat dazed and disgusted* You know, just close the chapter...
An: Wow, what a suprise that was for the Duke! I don't think he wants to go anywhere near the android version of his daughter anymore, even if that program was removed. *Sigh* Well, I guess you're going to have to either wait for the next chapter (Which is most likely already out along with this one) or think about what Tima did to her father figure more closely. (If you can handle such a thing...eww...Vuong suggested that...ewww...)
Warning: This chapter is rated for 'M' mature audiences who can handle stuff that's a little dirty. The part doesn't last that long, but it is kinda...well...limeish. Tima does something VERY OCC because of an accident...*Snicker*Talk about a father daughter relationship... and remember, this is a skippable chapter, It holds nothing to help the plot.
Dilandau: Hi, everybody. *Throws up bile into his bucket* How's every little thing?
(Silence)
Simon: Dilandau, is that bug catching?
Dilandau: No. *Throws up more* It's the Devistinian flu. *Coughs* You get it from bananas.
Simon: Oh, okay.
Aria: Dilandau-kun, do you need anything? *Hugs Dilandau*
Duke Red: *Envy*
Dilandau: No, no. I'm fine. *Throws up into bucket*
Aria: Awww...I'll be here, kay?
Dilandau: Yheahuh.
Aria: I don't know what to do today.
Rock: Me neither.
Kenichi: Me neither. And Tima's in Detox with Detective Ban AKA Pringles Man *Dramatic fanfare* at her side...
Aria: Let's play spin the bottle!
(Silence)
Simon: Alright. I call first!
Rock: Dang it!
(Everyone sits on the stage in a cricle. Aria produces a bottle out of nowhere, and places it in front of Simon, who positions it close as possible to the true center of the circle and spins it.)
Simon: Come on...
(The bottle lands on...Utena.)
Simon: EEEEWW!
Utena: Give mama some sugah! *Snogs Simon, who's supposed to be snogging her.*
Simon: AHHH!
Utena: *Smiles and releases Simon* My turn! *Spins bottle*
(Utter silence as the bottle stops in slow mo on Rock)
Utena: *EVEN LARGER SMILE* Rocky...
Rock: Ummm...
Utena: *Almost raping Rock* Yeeee haaa!
Rock: NO!
Duke Red: That's quite enough!!
Utena: Awww...*Gets off of Rock and sits back in her spot*
Rock: *Clears throat and spins bottle* Anyone but-- *The bottle lands on Kenichi*
Kenichi: DISGUSTING!!
Everyone but Rock and Kenichi: *Sinister laughter*
Rock: Well...um...*Quickly kisses Kenichi on the cheek*
Kenichi: GROSS!! *Rubs cheek furiously*
Utena: *Holds up camera* Got it on film, baby!
Rock: O.o
Kenichi: O.o...*Spins bottle...it lands on Aria* Lucky me! *Quickly kisses Aria*
Aria: Awww...here I go! *Spins the bottle as all the guys cross their fingers* Ah ha! *The bottle lands on Dilandau. Sighs of dissapointment can be heard.*
Dilandau: Well?
Aria: *Kisses Dilandau sweetly, then he throws up in his bucket*
Dilandau: Thanks, Aria.
Aria: *Smiles sweetly* Spin!
Dilandau: *Spins bottle* Hmmmm...*The bottle lands on...Duke Red!* O.O
Duke Red: This is absolutely--*Dilandau is right in front of him* What are you doing here?
Dilandau: Hee hee...*Leaps on the Duke and kisses him passionately*
Duke Red: MUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Aria: Wow...
Kenichi: Why do I feel dirty?
Dilandau: *Gets up, walks to his spot and throws up into his bucket* Yhea.
Duke Red: *Traumatized* I don't think I want to play anymore.
(Tima and Pringles Man walk in the door.)
Tima: Hello, everyone.
(Stunned glances and gasps)
Duke Red: Tima...you said something besides Kenichi!
Tima: Of course, silly!
Duke Red: Come, sit here and play with us. Not you, Pringles Man. *Dramatic fanfare* Just my daughter.
Tima: *Sits next to the Duke* The Detox people found out that I had a worm. They removed it and made me non-alchoholic then sent me back. Now I can talk!
Duke Red: That's wonderful! *Spins bottle* Do you want to come home now? *The bottle lands on....hee hee hee...*
(Gasps)
Utena: THE BOTTLE LANDED ON TIMA!!! Gee, what are the odds?
Duke Red: WHAT?!
Tima: Ahh, spin the bottle! One of my favoritest games! Oh Dukie...
Duke Red: Tima, don't look at me that way! Tima, I'm your father! TIMA!
Tima: *Sly smile* Whatta ya, a virgin? *Climbs into the Duke's lap*
Everyone: O.O
Duke Red: Tima, get OFF!! I am your FATHER!!
Tima: You're just scared...*Gropes the Duke in a very private area* you know you want it...*Kisses him seductively*
Duke Red: TIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*The exclimation marks are actually audible!*
(500 miles away, birds are fleeing the scene.)
Tima: Playtime, Dukie!
Everyone: Wow...
Duke Red: *Blushing scarlet*This is rape, you know! Rape, incest...underage rape, at that...Tima, I command you to get OFF! *Tries to push Tima off* I forgot...you're stronger than me! HELP! RAPE!
Simon: Tima, get off of your father figure!
Tima: Can't a girl have a little fun? *Is unbuttoning the Duke's shirt* Hee hee hee...
Utena: Someone deactivate her!!
Kenichi: I did NOT teach her that...she must have been on the net at one point...
Rock: *Jumps foward and deactivates the crazed Tima* Woah... Kenichi, did you let her get on the internet?
Kenichi: No...
Pringles Man: I...accidentally loaded a...a sex machine program into her...while I was watching her Detox, I was using...
Everyone: *Glares*
Duke Red: *Mega traumatized* I knew I should have stayed upstairs today...*Buttons shirt*
Aria: *Puts her arms around the Duke* Everything's going to be fine. Utena's going to remove the program.
Duke Red: *Blank and smiling* Yheahuh...
Dilandau: Duty calls, three o' clock tea!! *Throws up into bucket*
Simon: We're never playing spin the bottle again...
Rock: That was so...weird...seeing Tima cop a feel on the Duke... *Shiver* Well, at least that wasn't Tima Tima, and just robot Tima... but still....she looks like Tima! Ewww...
Utena: I got it on camera!
(Everyone is shocked)
Rock: *Thinking, somewhat dazed and disgusted* You know, just close the chapter...
An: Wow, what a suprise that was for the Duke! I don't think he wants to go anywhere near the android version of his daughter anymore, even if that program was removed. *Sigh* Well, I guess you're going to have to either wait for the next chapter (Which is most likely already out along with this one) or think about what Tima did to her father figure more closely. (If you can handle such a thing...eww...Vuong suggested that...ewww...)