Intro: Hundreds of people are lined up outside the Ziggurat Auditorium waiting to get in while Hundreds are already inside, waiting for the play to begin. The stage is lit quite mystic-ish, and there is an orchestra playing E-S. Posthumus' 'Nara' over and over and over. Backstage, our heroes are readying themselves for the big moment. Everyone is in costume, but not all the proper costumes. Utena is dressed like a pimp, Rock is in his sailor suit again, Tima is back online, speaking, and wearing a fem-bot outfit with the letters 'SG' on the front. Dilandau is still sick, but there anyway, and throwing up into a bucket which he had brought along. Simon is going to be the Narrator (A part which never existed before) and is dressed in a nice tuxedo that he stole while the Duke was changing into his costume. Pringles Man has dared to show himself again, even after the incident from the 'Last-chapter-that-maybe-you-read-but- maybe-did-not-because-it-is-quite-naughty'. The Randomness begins...
Simon: Alright, is everyone ready? The play starts in five.
Rock: This is awful! We hardly had enough time to prepare; and we don't even know what we're doing!!
Kenichi: You know, what he's saying is very, very true.
Simon: Kid, that's the way the world spins.
Duke Red: MY SUIT!!
Simon: Umm...EVERYBODY ON THE SET!!
Aria: WAIT!! We need to throw the duds! Dilandau can't go on, he's too ill. We don't have a Touga. And what about Atlas? If we move him, then he'll....burst, probably. Or melt.
Utena: Aria, mei Karriele, I'm gonna have to leave. Dilandau's beginning to foam at the mouth and shake alot, so I'm taking him to the hospital. You'll have to go on without me...
Aria: Awww, now what am I gonna do?
Simon: We're going to do the play! It really doesn't matter if they leave, this thing has to get off the ground!! EVERYONE ON THE SET!!
(Whatever's left of the cast move onto the stage, behind the freshly-dropped curtain. They don't even know their lines or what they have to do first. Slowly, the curtain lifts, and there is a fanfare. The cast look at each other.)
Audience: *Silence*
Rock: It's hammer time!
(The Orchestra begins playing 'U Can't Touch This'.)
Kenichi: *Girlish voice* Word!
Tima: *Flatly* We're down here in the hood, yo!
Simon: Oh no...
Rock: You can't touch this! My bullets hit you so hard, you fly like you've been hit with a metal guitar, I'm like Eminem, but doper, because I'm Rock...Hard Rock!!
Simon: *Pounding head against wall* No no no...
Tima: *Flatly*Hi! My name is huh...*Holding hand to ear while orchestra tries to play 'My Name Is'*
Small portion of audience: My name is what...?
Tima: My name is chicka chicka Miss Tima! Hi! My name is what? My name is who? My name is chicka chicka--
Audience: Miss Tima!!
Tima: *Flatly*Hi, high-lifes! You like bright lights? Wanna see me burn 5,000,000 watts in five secs? Wanna see what it does to you retina in a fast look my way? Try it, you'll see everything in the way TV looked in the stone age! You blind? Too bad. You can hear though, I'm phat. Subway, yo.
Pringles Man: Hit it!! Page five!! Go up, Double-Crossdressing Pastel Bird-Girl Man!!
(The orchestra begins playing 'It's Raining Men')
Duke Red: Idiot!
Pringles Man: Don't ruin the show!!
Duke Red: *Sigh* What an indignity... Humidity's risin'
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go
Cos tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men
Kenichi, Tima, Aria, and Duke Red in chorus line: It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
Rock: *Trying to fight laughter* Okay!
(The orchestra transitions from 'It's Raining Men' to 'Memories'. Aria walks up to the front of the stage.)
Aria: Midnight...not a sound in my garden...has the moon lost her memory, she is smiling alone...in the lamp-light withered roses collect at my feet and the wind begins to moan...
Memory...all alone in the moonlight...I can smile at my future...everything's beautiful there...where he holds me...my prince, my savior...the one who is engaged...
(The music once again changes, this time to Tatu's 'All the Things She said')
Kenichi and Tima: *Running into the lime-lite, both holding mics* All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
This is quite enough!!
Rest of cast: Huh? Huh?
Tima and Kenichi: This is quite enough!
Kenichi: I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just I and me
Nobody else so I can be free...
Kenichi and Tima: All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
This is quite enough!!
Rest of cast: Huh? Huh?
Tima and Kenichi: *Looking annoyed* THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH!!
Tima: And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say it's my fault but I want her so much
Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain
Come in over my face, wash away all the shame
When they stop and stare - don't worry me
'Cause I'm feeling for her what she's not feeling for me
I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
But it's driving me mad, going out of my head !!
(The music changes to 'On Broadway')
Rock: They say the neon lights are bright on broadway
They say there's always magic in the air
But when you're walkin' down the street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere
Duke Red: That's if you're not like me, of course.
Kenichi: Yhea, right, prince-girl.
Duke Red: *With much feeling* They say the women treat you fine on broadway
But lookin' at them just gives me the blues
'cause you know they have bad STDs And there's no
fine girl like Anthy around
And even if she was there...well, Im lost for words.
Pringles Man: Bird-Man can't rhyme for anything!
Tima: *Again, with flatness* I'd like to see you lay a tune, Pringles Man.
(Dramatic fanfare)
Pringles Man: They say that I won't last too long on broadway
I'll catch a grey hound bus for home they all say
But they're dead wrong I know they are
'cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit till I'm a star on broadway
Entire cast: BRODWAY!!!
Duke Red: Isn't this Metropolis?
(Silence then Dramatic Musical Introduction end pose, as in everyone kneeling and shaking their hands with big smiles on their faces. Curtain drops)
Audience: *Rolling in isles with laughter*
Simon: That was strange, to say the least. Oh, and Rock? If you can't rap, don't. Scene one begins in thirty seconds.
(Mad scramble)
Duke Red: What scene is this?
Aria: I'm not sure...
Rock: Let's just do what comes naturally...
(Curtain lifts)
Aria: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rock: *To Kenichi* Call me!
Kenichi: PERVERT! *Punches Rock*
Duke Red: Oh no! PRINGLES MAN!*Dramatic fanfare* Come and...save Rock?
Pringles Man: Yoho!
Tima: Yeehee!
Pringles Man: *Punches Rock* Yoho!
Duke Red: *Snickering* Oh no!
Tima: Uh-oh, time for Jerry Springer!
(The scene changes, and Simon comes out as Jerry Springer. Nobody knows how the Jerry Springer scene was made possible, though.)
Simon: Now, if everyone will sit down, I would like to start the show.
(The cast sits)
Rock: *To Kenichi* I hate you!
Kenichi: You made my mother pregnant!
Rock: You're a transexual Teddy Bear!
Kenichi: HOW DARE YOU!
Simon: Calm down, everyone! Let's sort out these problems in groups, shall we? So, Shiori and Rock, you were secret transexual gay lovers both leading enemy cults who had a love child named Chachi who died in a freak canned soup accident?
Kenichi: DIE!
(Chaos)
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Simon: Calm down!
(Chaos ends)
Simon: Now, we're going to want to talk about feelings. Shiori, how do you feel about Rock?
Kenichi: I hate him! As do I hate my lesbian stalker, Juri! *Points to Tima*
Tima: Kenichi, you hate me?
Kenichi: No, Tima, my character hates your character--
Tima: So you do hate me!
Kenichi: That's not what I said!!
Tima: *Begins crying oil tears again* Kenichi, you hate me!
Kenichi: Tima, I do not hate you.
Duke Red: He does hate you! He does! If you come with me, I'll love you forever...as a daughter, that is.
Tima: You're not my father! But you are pretty handsome, sir.
Duke Red: No! Not that way! . Tima, I love you! I'll always love you!
Tima: Huh? But you just said...
Kenichi: I don't hate you, Tima! I was trying to--
Tima: What is going on?! I'm confused!
Aria: Leave Tima alone already!
(Silence)
Tima: Who loves me?
Duke Red and Kenichi: I DO!
Tima: Huh? *Points to Duke Red's nose* You have a funny nose, sir.
Duke Red: Tima!
Tima: Can I smell it?
(Even more silence)
Tima: *Brings her face close to the Dukes'* Hmmm...
(Soft alternative music can be heard playing)
Duke Red: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Jumps into Aria's arms*
Aria: *Blushes* Hi...
Duke Red: Hi...
Simon: It seems as if you are afraid of intimacy.
Duke Red: She's my daughter!
Rock and Kenichi: No she's not!
Aria: You know, that's kinda true.
Simon: A test! A test, I demand!
Audience: A test! A test! A test!
Aria: A date for the Duke! A date with Tima!!
Duke Red: I can't believe this...
Rock and Kenichi: A romanic dinner! right here!
Aria: A dance amoungst my finest roses!
Pringles Man: And a kiss!
Audience: A kiss, a kiss!!
Simon: And maybe even more!!
Audience: *Wild Cheering* EVEN MORE!
Duke Red: No! She's only so young, only this tall--
Everyone: She's a robot!
Tima: What's wrong with a kiss?
Duke Red: *Blushing scarlet* I can do a fatherly kiss--
Audience: WE WANT TOUNGE! WE WANT TOUNGE!
(Kallikodd and Milaura, redheaded twins in plain blue jumpsuits, cart out a candlelit dinner and run backstage)
Duke Red: *Sighs and grabs one of the Jerry Springer chairs, sitting at the table. Tima does the same.* Hi, Tima.
Tima: Hello. Who are you?
Duke Red: I am your father, Duke Red.
Tima: Hello, father.
Duke Red: I can't do this...
Everyone: *Glares*
Duke Red: So...I...um...Think.....y-you...a-a-are be-autiful.
Tima: Thank you.
Duke Red: *Disgusted sigh* Are you going to eat, my dear?
Tima: No. I'm not hungry.
Duke Red: Me neither.
Tima: Would you like to share that dance, then?
Duke Red: Fineyheawhateveryousay...*He and Tima stand, and the cast begins to whoop along with the audience*
Aria: Hit it!
(The orchestra begins to play 'Toki Ni Ai Wa')
Duke Red: *Does his best to get into a waltz position with Tima* Try moving this way...
Tima: Like this? *Moves a little foward*
Duke Red: Yhea...now, just follow me...
Aria: [1]This rose is our destiny, ripping us apart,
our hands have been torn apart...
Tima: Am I moving correctly?
Duke Red: Yes, just try moving a little faster, verse by verse, and eventually you'll get it...
Aria: Even when I sleep,
as I embrace my thoughts and dreams for you,
they reach to the ends of the world!
Rock: You know, it's almost like she is Tima Tima, but not...
Kenichi: I have no idea as to what you are talking about. *Dreamy sigh*
Audience: *Dreamy sighs*
Tima: Am I too short?
Duke Red: No, you're just very young, that's all.
Tima: Sir?
Duke Red: Yes?
Tima: Nevermind...
Aria: At times, love is strong,
so much it even wounds people's hearts, but Ah,
in the midst of the courage that grants our dreams,
a light always shines forth,
becoming a single power...
Simon: How romantic...
Pringles Man: I was sooo wrong about that costume...it almost makes the Duke look like a prince! Tima's fembot costume even looks like the party dress of a princess...
Simon: It's brilliant....
(the lights go down even more, and a spotlight is put on the dancers)
Audience member 1: It's almost like they're dancing in space...
Audience member 2: The girl is short, but still...it's so beautiful! *Sniffle*
Aria: This rose is our destiny, leading us
to now meet once again.
Because I've never forgotten
our promise,
I've finally made it this far!
Duke Red: Tima, how are you doing?
Tima: This is fun!
Duke Red: I'm glad you're happy, my Tima!
Aria: At times, love nobly seeks out,
to pierce people's hearts. Ah
The ones protected by the ones who protect
They always shine forth
To become a single power...
Rock: Wow...man, I wish I had a girl...
Kenichi: Too bad for you.
Rock: Talk to me like that again and you'll be a makeshift sprinkler.
Kenichi: Kay.
Rock: You know, in fact, I wish that was me, dancing with father...
Kenichi: Rock?
Rock: Yhea?
Kenichi: You're weird.
Rock: Yheahuh.
Duke Red: *Smiling brightly* Tima!
Tima: *Smiling even brighter* Sir!
Duke Red: *Spins Tima* I'm so happy!
Tima: Sir?
Duke Red: Yes?
Tima: I love you!!
Duke Red: ?!?!?!?!?!
Aria: At times, love is strong,
so much it even wounds people's hearts, but Ah
in the midst of the courage that grants our dreams,
a light always shines forth.
Love is strong,
so much so that it can move people's hearts, but Ah
If we are together, then without a doubt
we can change the world, and everything will
become one power.
(Music fades)
Duke Red: *Faint and convulse*
Simon: OH MY DEAR GOODNESS THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!
Rock: Father! *Runs to the Duke's side* Father?
Aria: The audience loved that!
Audience: *Cheering so loud that you can hardly hear anything besides them*
Duke Red: *Awakens* That's it! *Whistles, and a beautiful white car breaks in from backstage and parks itself onstage* I'm leaving! *Grabs Aria and throws her into the car.* Tima! Rock! We're leaving!
Tima: Coming, sir!
Rock: Be right there!
(Tima and Rock climb into the car, and the Duke takes the driver's seat)
Duke Red: Let's go...away from this place!! *Turns the key and speeds off the stage and down the main isle*
Audience: OOOOOOHHH....AHHHHHH....
Simon: He stole my Diva! Pringles Man, *Dramatic fanfare* To the Simonmobile!!
(Pringles Man and Simon run offstage and come back onstage with a black Mercedes convertable)
Simon: Kenichi! Get in!
Kenichi: Um...okay! *Jumps in back seat, then the Simonmobile takes off down the main isle*
Audience: What now?
Audience member 3: Let's raid the stage!
Audience: Okay!
(The audience raid the stage only to find the dead body of Atlas)
Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
Meanwhile....
Aria: Where are you taking me?!
Duke Red: To my secret mansion in Hawaii. But first, we have to get to the airport.
Rock: Yhea! Hawaii!
Tima: What's Hawaii?
Aria: A very nice place to live. Hey, isn't that Simon's car?
(In Simon's car)
Simon: We almost have them!!
Kenichi: What do we do now?
Pringles Man: Follow them, m'boy! There's nothing we can do right now.
Simon: Steal my Diva, will you? I'll show you Divanapping...
AN: Oh my!! The play was a hit, even if the script was discarded, and everything was going fine untill the Duke lost it! Goodness... nobody knew anything like this would happen. Well, all we can do is wait untill the next chapter is released, then we will know what happens to our now-not-all-heroes-group of heroes. *Sigh* You're just lucky this doesn't happen at any of your plays...
[1] This song is supposed to be Japanese, but I guess the words have more impact if you know what the words mean. Isn't it sweet?
Simon: Alright, is everyone ready? The play starts in five.
Rock: This is awful! We hardly had enough time to prepare; and we don't even know what we're doing!!
Kenichi: You know, what he's saying is very, very true.
Simon: Kid, that's the way the world spins.
Duke Red: MY SUIT!!
Simon: Umm...EVERYBODY ON THE SET!!
Aria: WAIT!! We need to throw the duds! Dilandau can't go on, he's too ill. We don't have a Touga. And what about Atlas? If we move him, then he'll....burst, probably. Or melt.
Utena: Aria, mei Karriele, I'm gonna have to leave. Dilandau's beginning to foam at the mouth and shake alot, so I'm taking him to the hospital. You'll have to go on without me...
Aria: Awww, now what am I gonna do?
Simon: We're going to do the play! It really doesn't matter if they leave, this thing has to get off the ground!! EVERYONE ON THE SET!!
(Whatever's left of the cast move onto the stage, behind the freshly-dropped curtain. They don't even know their lines or what they have to do first. Slowly, the curtain lifts, and there is a fanfare. The cast look at each other.)
Audience: *Silence*
Rock: It's hammer time!
(The Orchestra begins playing 'U Can't Touch This'.)
Kenichi: *Girlish voice* Word!
Tima: *Flatly* We're down here in the hood, yo!
Simon: Oh no...
Rock: You can't touch this! My bullets hit you so hard, you fly like you've been hit with a metal guitar, I'm like Eminem, but doper, because I'm Rock...Hard Rock!!
Simon: *Pounding head against wall* No no no...
Tima: *Flatly*Hi! My name is huh...*Holding hand to ear while orchestra tries to play 'My Name Is'*
Small portion of audience: My name is what...?
Tima: My name is chicka chicka Miss Tima! Hi! My name is what? My name is who? My name is chicka chicka--
Audience: Miss Tima!!
Tima: *Flatly*Hi, high-lifes! You like bright lights? Wanna see me burn 5,000,000 watts in five secs? Wanna see what it does to you retina in a fast look my way? Try it, you'll see everything in the way TV looked in the stone age! You blind? Too bad. You can hear though, I'm phat. Subway, yo.
Pringles Man: Hit it!! Page five!! Go up, Double-Crossdressing Pastel Bird-Girl Man!!
(The orchestra begins playing 'It's Raining Men')
Duke Red: Idiot!
Pringles Man: Don't ruin the show!!
Duke Red: *Sigh* What an indignity... Humidity's risin'
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go
Cos tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men
Kenichi, Tima, Aria, and Duke Red in chorus line: It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
It's raining men - Hallejulah
It's raining men - Amen
Rock: *Trying to fight laughter* Okay!
(The orchestra transitions from 'It's Raining Men' to 'Memories'. Aria walks up to the front of the stage.)
Aria: Midnight...not a sound in my garden...has the moon lost her memory, she is smiling alone...in the lamp-light withered roses collect at my feet and the wind begins to moan...
Memory...all alone in the moonlight...I can smile at my future...everything's beautiful there...where he holds me...my prince, my savior...the one who is engaged...
(The music once again changes, this time to Tatu's 'All the Things She said')
Kenichi and Tima: *Running into the lime-lite, both holding mics* All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
This is quite enough!!
Rest of cast: Huh? Huh?
Tima and Kenichi: This is quite enough!
Kenichi: I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just I and me
Nobody else so I can be free...
Kenichi and Tima: All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
This is quite enough!!
Rest of cast: Huh? Huh?
Tima and Kenichi: *Looking annoyed* THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH!!
Tima: And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say it's my fault but I want her so much
Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain
Come in over my face, wash away all the shame
When they stop and stare - don't worry me
'Cause I'm feeling for her what she's not feeling for me
I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
But it's driving me mad, going out of my head !!
(The music changes to 'On Broadway')
Rock: They say the neon lights are bright on broadway
They say there's always magic in the air
But when you're walkin' down the street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere
Duke Red: That's if you're not like me, of course.
Kenichi: Yhea, right, prince-girl.
Duke Red: *With much feeling* They say the women treat you fine on broadway
But lookin' at them just gives me the blues
'cause you know they have bad STDs And there's no
fine girl like Anthy around
And even if she was there...well, Im lost for words.
Pringles Man: Bird-Man can't rhyme for anything!
Tima: *Again, with flatness* I'd like to see you lay a tune, Pringles Man.
(Dramatic fanfare)
Pringles Man: They say that I won't last too long on broadway
I'll catch a grey hound bus for home they all say
But they're dead wrong I know they are
'cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit till I'm a star on broadway
Entire cast: BRODWAY!!!
Duke Red: Isn't this Metropolis?
(Silence then Dramatic Musical Introduction end pose, as in everyone kneeling and shaking their hands with big smiles on their faces. Curtain drops)
Audience: *Rolling in isles with laughter*
Simon: That was strange, to say the least. Oh, and Rock? If you can't rap, don't. Scene one begins in thirty seconds.
(Mad scramble)
Duke Red: What scene is this?
Aria: I'm not sure...
Rock: Let's just do what comes naturally...
(Curtain lifts)
Aria: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rock: *To Kenichi* Call me!
Kenichi: PERVERT! *Punches Rock*
Duke Red: Oh no! PRINGLES MAN!*Dramatic fanfare* Come and...save Rock?
Pringles Man: Yoho!
Tima: Yeehee!
Pringles Man: *Punches Rock* Yoho!
Duke Red: *Snickering* Oh no!
Tima: Uh-oh, time for Jerry Springer!
(The scene changes, and Simon comes out as Jerry Springer. Nobody knows how the Jerry Springer scene was made possible, though.)
Simon: Now, if everyone will sit down, I would like to start the show.
(The cast sits)
Rock: *To Kenichi* I hate you!
Kenichi: You made my mother pregnant!
Rock: You're a transexual Teddy Bear!
Kenichi: HOW DARE YOU!
Simon: Calm down, everyone! Let's sort out these problems in groups, shall we? So, Shiori and Rock, you were secret transexual gay lovers both leading enemy cults who had a love child named Chachi who died in a freak canned soup accident?
Kenichi: DIE!
(Chaos)
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Simon: Calm down!
(Chaos ends)
Simon: Now, we're going to want to talk about feelings. Shiori, how do you feel about Rock?
Kenichi: I hate him! As do I hate my lesbian stalker, Juri! *Points to Tima*
Tima: Kenichi, you hate me?
Kenichi: No, Tima, my character hates your character--
Tima: So you do hate me!
Kenichi: That's not what I said!!
Tima: *Begins crying oil tears again* Kenichi, you hate me!
Kenichi: Tima, I do not hate you.
Duke Red: He does hate you! He does! If you come with me, I'll love you forever...as a daughter, that is.
Tima: You're not my father! But you are pretty handsome, sir.
Duke Red: No! Not that way! . Tima, I love you! I'll always love you!
Tima: Huh? But you just said...
Kenichi: I don't hate you, Tima! I was trying to--
Tima: What is going on?! I'm confused!
Aria: Leave Tima alone already!
(Silence)
Tima: Who loves me?
Duke Red and Kenichi: I DO!
Tima: Huh? *Points to Duke Red's nose* You have a funny nose, sir.
Duke Red: Tima!
Tima: Can I smell it?
(Even more silence)
Tima: *Brings her face close to the Dukes'* Hmmm...
(Soft alternative music can be heard playing)
Duke Red: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Jumps into Aria's arms*
Aria: *Blushes* Hi...
Duke Red: Hi...
Simon: It seems as if you are afraid of intimacy.
Duke Red: She's my daughter!
Rock and Kenichi: No she's not!
Aria: You know, that's kinda true.
Simon: A test! A test, I demand!
Audience: A test! A test! A test!
Aria: A date for the Duke! A date with Tima!!
Duke Red: I can't believe this...
Rock and Kenichi: A romanic dinner! right here!
Aria: A dance amoungst my finest roses!
Pringles Man: And a kiss!
Audience: A kiss, a kiss!!
Simon: And maybe even more!!
Audience: *Wild Cheering* EVEN MORE!
Duke Red: No! She's only so young, only this tall--
Everyone: She's a robot!
Tima: What's wrong with a kiss?
Duke Red: *Blushing scarlet* I can do a fatherly kiss--
Audience: WE WANT TOUNGE! WE WANT TOUNGE!
(Kallikodd and Milaura, redheaded twins in plain blue jumpsuits, cart out a candlelit dinner and run backstage)
Duke Red: *Sighs and grabs one of the Jerry Springer chairs, sitting at the table. Tima does the same.* Hi, Tima.
Tima: Hello. Who are you?
Duke Red: I am your father, Duke Red.
Tima: Hello, father.
Duke Red: I can't do this...
Everyone: *Glares*
Duke Red: So...I...um...Think.....y-you...a-a-are be-autiful.
Tima: Thank you.
Duke Red: *Disgusted sigh* Are you going to eat, my dear?
Tima: No. I'm not hungry.
Duke Red: Me neither.
Tima: Would you like to share that dance, then?
Duke Red: Fineyheawhateveryousay...*He and Tima stand, and the cast begins to whoop along with the audience*
Aria: Hit it!
(The orchestra begins to play 'Toki Ni Ai Wa')
Duke Red: *Does his best to get into a waltz position with Tima* Try moving this way...
Tima: Like this? *Moves a little foward*
Duke Red: Yhea...now, just follow me...
Aria: [1]This rose is our destiny, ripping us apart,
our hands have been torn apart...
Tima: Am I moving correctly?
Duke Red: Yes, just try moving a little faster, verse by verse, and eventually you'll get it...
Aria: Even when I sleep,
as I embrace my thoughts and dreams for you,
they reach to the ends of the world!
Rock: You know, it's almost like she is Tima Tima, but not...
Kenichi: I have no idea as to what you are talking about. *Dreamy sigh*
Audience: *Dreamy sighs*
Tima: Am I too short?
Duke Red: No, you're just very young, that's all.
Tima: Sir?
Duke Red: Yes?
Tima: Nevermind...
Aria: At times, love is strong,
so much it even wounds people's hearts, but Ah,
in the midst of the courage that grants our dreams,
a light always shines forth,
becoming a single power...
Simon: How romantic...
Pringles Man: I was sooo wrong about that costume...it almost makes the Duke look like a prince! Tima's fembot costume even looks like the party dress of a princess...
Simon: It's brilliant....
(the lights go down even more, and a spotlight is put on the dancers)
Audience member 1: It's almost like they're dancing in space...
Audience member 2: The girl is short, but still...it's so beautiful! *Sniffle*
Aria: This rose is our destiny, leading us
to now meet once again.
Because I've never forgotten
our promise,
I've finally made it this far!
Duke Red: Tima, how are you doing?
Tima: This is fun!
Duke Red: I'm glad you're happy, my Tima!
Aria: At times, love nobly seeks out,
to pierce people's hearts. Ah
The ones protected by the ones who protect
They always shine forth
To become a single power...
Rock: Wow...man, I wish I had a girl...
Kenichi: Too bad for you.
Rock: Talk to me like that again and you'll be a makeshift sprinkler.
Kenichi: Kay.
Rock: You know, in fact, I wish that was me, dancing with father...
Kenichi: Rock?
Rock: Yhea?
Kenichi: You're weird.
Rock: Yheahuh.
Duke Red: *Smiling brightly* Tima!
Tima: *Smiling even brighter* Sir!
Duke Red: *Spins Tima* I'm so happy!
Tima: Sir?
Duke Red: Yes?
Tima: I love you!!
Duke Red: ?!?!?!?!?!
Aria: At times, love is strong,
so much it even wounds people's hearts, but Ah
in the midst of the courage that grants our dreams,
a light always shines forth.
Love is strong,
so much so that it can move people's hearts, but Ah
If we are together, then without a doubt
we can change the world, and everything will
become one power.
(Music fades)
Duke Red: *Faint and convulse*
Simon: OH MY DEAR GOODNESS THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!
Rock: Father! *Runs to the Duke's side* Father?
Aria: The audience loved that!
Audience: *Cheering so loud that you can hardly hear anything besides them*
Duke Red: *Awakens* That's it! *Whistles, and a beautiful white car breaks in from backstage and parks itself onstage* I'm leaving! *Grabs Aria and throws her into the car.* Tima! Rock! We're leaving!
Tima: Coming, sir!
Rock: Be right there!
(Tima and Rock climb into the car, and the Duke takes the driver's seat)
Duke Red: Let's go...away from this place!! *Turns the key and speeds off the stage and down the main isle*
Audience: OOOOOOHHH....AHHHHHH....
Simon: He stole my Diva! Pringles Man, *Dramatic fanfare* To the Simonmobile!!
(Pringles Man and Simon run offstage and come back onstage with a black Mercedes convertable)
Simon: Kenichi! Get in!
Kenichi: Um...okay! *Jumps in back seat, then the Simonmobile takes off down the main isle*
Audience: What now?
Audience member 3: Let's raid the stage!
Audience: Okay!
(The audience raid the stage only to find the dead body of Atlas)
Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
Meanwhile....
Aria: Where are you taking me?!
Duke Red: To my secret mansion in Hawaii. But first, we have to get to the airport.
Rock: Yhea! Hawaii!
Tima: What's Hawaii?
Aria: A very nice place to live. Hey, isn't that Simon's car?
(In Simon's car)
Simon: We almost have them!!
Kenichi: What do we do now?
Pringles Man: Follow them, m'boy! There's nothing we can do right now.
Simon: Steal my Diva, will you? I'll show you Divanapping...
AN: Oh my!! The play was a hit, even if the script was discarded, and everything was going fine untill the Duke lost it! Goodness... nobody knew anything like this would happen. Well, all we can do is wait untill the next chapter is released, then we will know what happens to our now-not-all-heroes-group of heroes. *Sigh* You're just lucky this doesn't happen at any of your plays...
[1] This song is supposed to be Japanese, but I guess the words have more impact if you know what the words mean. Isn't it sweet?