Chapter 1: Random Insanity
Disclaimer: I do not own ANY Yu Yu Hakusho characters or plot that I might have used in any way. I do not own the Minicons or the Star Saber or, Inu-yasha, or any other people besides Nyx.
What's happening: There are a gigantic band of humanoid-thingies (not demons, not humans) and the Spirit Detectives are trying to defeat them, along with the help Nyx. The setting is in the middle of a forest.
Nyx: "Hehehehehe… you idiotic fools!"
(A/N: I'll shorten the humanoid-thingies to h-t, okay?)
H-t: "You do realize that you aren't scary at all, right?"
Nyx: *looks worried* "I'm NOT?"
All of the Spirit Detectives just blinked, wondering why the heck she was conversing with the enemy.
H-t: "Nope."
Nyx suddenly changed into an enormous light purple dragon, unfurled her wings, and mewed.
Nyx: "Whoops! Wrong animal!" *growl*
H-t: "What the H-E- Double hockey sticks?"
Opening her mouth, she breathed out freezing cold water, which scorched the H-t, turning it into a pile of blinking ashes.
Nyx: "HA!" *changes back into a human*
Kuwabara: "How did she just do that?!"
Yusuke: "……."
Kuwabara: *pokes Yusuke*
Yusuke: "Oh! You were talking to me?"
Nyx approached the next H-t.
Nyx: "Did you know that the Frying Pan of Doom with +2 Agility (*see notes below) can't turn Kentucky fried eggs into scrambled deggs?"
H-t: *looks confused*
Nyx took advantage of the H-t's confusion and punches it in the stomach.
(A/N: Please note that Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke ARE just standing there, watching her do all the work. ^.^;;)
Hiei: *blinks*
Kurama: "She isn't usually like this in the news…"
Hiei: "No… I'm beginning the think she's a schizophrenic. Especially considering that she was just talking to a random invisible thing next to her, not that…thing, whatever it is, that she just destroyed."
AT this point, Nyx was already dealing with the next H-t.
Nyx: *mysterious voice* "I am blah…" *a little louder* "I am something" *Loudest* "I AM BATMAN! Whoops… I mean… BATWOMAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
She actually DID change into 'Batwoman' and spread out her arms, showing her built-in wings.
Nyx: "Take THAT!"
Nyx took out the bat shaped boomerang and threw it at the H-t.
H-t: "What was that?"
Nyx: *blushes* "Whoops. That was my plastic one… Hold on a sec…"
She searched through her clothing, trying to find where it was, all the while mumbling, 'Batman isn't like it used to be!' She found it and threw it again, and this time, it stuck into the H-t, but only enough to it barely pierces the skin.
H-t: "Uhh……"
Nyx: "Hold on again. Let me consult this being over here."
Nyx squats down next to the nearest lone flower.
Nyx: "Uh-huh…yeah…okay…gotcha."
She stood up, walked straight up to the H-t and looked it in the eye, filling her lungs up with air.
Yusuke: "Oh no."
Nyx: "AHHHHHHHHH"
She yelled so loudly that the H-t was blown backwards into an extremely old tree, forcing the whole tree to collapse on top of him. Nyx turned to the flower and smiled.
Nyx: "Thank you for the advice. But you do realize I'm going the have to kill you too, now, right?"
The brown haired female plucked the flower from the ground, toasted it with her energy, and stuffed in her mouth. The only sound was that of Nyx crunching away.
Yusuke: "Who ever is officially freaked out, raise your hand."
Everyone's hand stretched up toward the sky. Even Spaps's.
Yusuke: "We are talking about you."
Nyx: "You mean I can't be afraid of myself?"
Yusuke: "Uh, yeah."
Nyx: *lowers her head and stares at the ground*
She looked up and faced the remaining H-ts, who paused, staring at the schizophrenic maniac. Their eyes widened and then they all turned around and ran in the opposite direction. Once they were out of sight, Nyx confronts Yusuke.
Nyx: "How'd I do?"
Yusuke: "And who are you again?"
Don't worry, there WILL be a plot. So just sit tight and read the next chap. Or wait until I actually get to the more interesting part of the story.