AN: Welcome to chapter eight, part two of the ominous 'What Dreams May Come' chapter. Don't expect any sanity, this is just as if not even more insane than the last chapter. Well...what are you waiting for? Read!
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Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
With mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power...to move you?-
--Wonderboy, Tenacious D
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Intro: When we last left our group, they were dreaming, not at all very pleasantly...let's continue watching their subconcious.
~*Aria's Dream*~
(Aria, Onia, and Dr.Pepper are at the door of Butter's Amazingly Large and Elegant Greek Mansion Thingy. Aria knocks, and Butters answers.)
Butters: Hello, Aria! Oh, IT'S ONIA! *Throws his arms around Onia*
Onia: Yay! Daddy!
Dr.Pepper: Hello there.
Butters: Oh, hi.
Dr.Pepper: Um...*Lifts his/her skirt extremely quickly*
Butters: Onia, I'm so glad you're back!
Dr.Pepper: GYAHHHHH! *Leaps onto Butters* FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!
Aria: O_O;;
Butters: Miss, GET OFF!
Aria: Duke Red is extremely vulnrable to rape both in the dreamscape and in real life...could this be a sign?
Onia: Yay!
Butters: HELP ME!!
Dr.Pepper: I LOVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!
Butters: WHO ARE YOU?
Dr.Pepper: DR.PEPPER!!
Onia: Yay!
Aria: Dr.Pepper, get off of Butters, please?
Dr.Pepper: *Gets off of Butters* I'm sorry.
Butters: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!*Runs into his house, grabbing Onia, shutting the door and locking it. Dr.Pepper breaks down in tears.*
Dr.Pepper: HE'LL NEVER LOVE ME!
Aria: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?
Onia: *Yelling from inside the house* Yay!
Aria: @_@;;
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~*Duke Red's Dream*~
(Duke Red and Tima find Aria in a broom closet. They quickly grab her and get out of the oreo cookie using an escape pod.)
Tima: Wow...we did it!
Aria:Oh,Dukie,IwassoworriedthatyouwouldnotcomeandrescuemebutdeepdowninsideIknewyouwouldevenifitmeantalmostgettingmarriedtoaboybutitallcameoutfineintheendrightandwecangetmarried!
Duke Red: *Nods* We'll have a wedding with all sorts of nice things, Aria! Then we can 'Create' another Tima, if you take my meaning...
Tima: Ohhh, I'm going to be a dead big sister! Whoot!
Aria: I'm so happy!
(All of a sudden, a very loud metallic connecting sound is heard. Through the airlock comes none other than...KING ROCK!!*Gasp*)
Rock: I'm going to make you love me!
Aria: You stay away from him!!*Sad, almost etherial music begins playing as Aria is shot in slow motion with a jelly bean bullet from Rock, who had quickly drawn his gun*
Duke Red: *Slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA!!
Rock: *Slow motion* IIIIIIIIIIIII DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
(The slow motion sequence ends)
Rock: All your love are belong to I!!
Duke Red: Understand the speech of Lock I not doing for the nature!
Rock: Wish honestly convey best thanks to others. Wish to be tender to others but serve to oneself. Wish to love from one's heart bottom.
Duke Red: My friend is dead on monday! It was a sunny day! Every day I polish my DYNAMITE and shoot myself in the head. Like Lock.
Rock: It is more than father I love life itself! Now you will get married!
Duke Red: What?
Rock: Depending upon me we want getting married with me! Father? What I saying is said cannot be found! As for me dearly, we want loving me! It is not hard to understand.
Duke Red: Fool! I understanding word of the thing which is said is not possible! Get married with us no I?
Rock: I love, therefore I killed the girl of that fool! That we will get married, you are trying, that it is delightful are possible and being to be thing, now come here, kiss to me!
Duke Red: I do not think that we would like to kiss!
Rock: It is what? As for us there is love, therefore we should show that through physical contact! Is intimacy feared?
Duke Red: You dearly there is no I! I did 1 point namely then with you being killed the Tima which perhaps is obtained as a son! Now I hate you! The Ohio state my merit, I understood you!
Rock: We like the , were meant because it is simultaneous, the flower valve of single red rose! You become the father, dearly, touch me, and, the hole which is I is takes! I get married as for you me... dearly, as for me you say you are loved completely, being to have known as fact the hole which is gotten angry with me it is being, how, tonight, as for us!
Duke Red: I do not touch that never you like in you! Actually, as for me it does not touch you at everything! You me seem that will be been boring!
Rock: The father, as for me being able to lay down we would like to go with you!
Duke Red: You as for the boy who is obstructed very, you it is that you have known?
Rock: I am excited fairness seriously!
Tima: Ummm...when will I be paid attention to?
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~*Tima's Dream*~
(Still dancing)
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~*Rock's Dream*~
(Rock is cowering from Barney, and all the Duke Reds are all silent now.)
Rock:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A loud explosion rings out, and Rock spots a light from the celing...it looks like a boy his age with...wings?)
Rock: Who are you?!
(The figure comes closer, and makes Barney and the Duke Reds dissapear.)
???: I am Wonderboy!
Rock: What the hell?!*Upon a closer look, Rock notices that Wonderboy is a teen version of...you guessed it.* F...father?
Wonderboy: I'm not your father, Young Nastyman! I am Wonderboy!
Rock: You saved me!
Wonderboy: I know.
Rock: My name is Rock.
Wonderboy: Oh, is it?
Rock: Um...you can fly.
Wonderboy: I've noticed.
Rock: Can you get me out of here?
Wonderboy: Alright, Young Nastyman! *Wonderboy picks up Rock*
Rock: My name is Rock.
Wonderboy: Oh, is it?*Flies out of the isolation room very quickly and into some kind of weird lava lamp seventies groovy world*
Rock: Where exactly are we?
Wonderboy: In your world!
Rock: This is...Trippy.
Wonderboy: I've noticed.
Rock: So...what now?
Wonderboy: Let's go eat.
Rock: I don't see any places to--
(A KFC falls from the sky)
Rock: Oh, okay. *Rock and Wonderboy walk into the KFC, which is a buffet* Woah! *Raids the chicken wings*
Wonderboy: Don't eat too many of those, Young Nastyman! They're spicy!
Rock: My name is Rock!
Wonderboy: Oh, is it? I've never seen anyone eat so many chicken wings...
Rock: I know you're him...
Wonderboy: Who?
Rock: Duke Red.
Duke Red: Aww, man. I thought nobody would notice if I pretended to be someone else...
Rock: I like you as Duke Red.
Duke Red: *Smiles, green eyes sparkling anime love scene style with shimmery pink things floating around him*Really?
Rock: Really. *Smiles*
(They kiss...O_O;;)
Rock: I've found true happieness!
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(Aria wakes up)
Aria: That was...weird. *Sees everyone sleeping* I'm going to Denny's. *Dresses and leaves as Rock mumbles pervertedly in his sleep*
Duke Red: *In sleep* All your..are belong......to us.......ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Rock: Mmnmmmm....
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~*Duke Red's Dream*~
Tima: Hello?
Duke Red: You do not know the Tima, I should have done what,! Some reason I can speak with only the engrish, very annoyance very am!
Rock: That the stop which pays attention to the small fool!
Duke Red: Lock tighten! She having died, I love her many from you! As for me you dearly, as for you you know that never!
Tima: STOP TALKING! THAT'S SO ANNOYING!
Duke Red: I am very regrettable.
Tima: That's alright, it isn't your fault. It's Rock's! Thanks to him and his slow-mo shot, the very air we breath warped and created a strange phenom making you both speak hardcore engrish!
Duke Red: *Nods*
Rock: That is not my defect!
Duke Red: It is shot in my jelly candy your head and is high. How it continued?
Rock: I had known that! You worry me! Actually, my love, I ate the jelly candy.
Duke Red: I do not worry you! I thought that we would like to know, how it continued exactly,!
Rock: Spoon there is none exist.
Duke Red: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
Rock: What you say?
Duke Red: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA.
Rock: ?????????????
Duke Red: YOU IS DIE. MOVE ZIG. LAUNCH ALL ZIG FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Tima: Woah...dad? Are you talking about the Ziggurat?
Rock: The Ziggurat does not have to be made to launch. Kiss to me. With as for me always called the partner whose characteristic was not better than violence me and had never. I do not possess every basis in any case.
Duke Red: What?
Rock: I would like to possess the characteristic which has you, you do not understand
Duke Red: I the foolish boy your tounge namely would not like to touch you! I call the glass, or am worst... leave the Lum before just I!
Tima: O_O:: Dad, what did you just...what did you just say?
Rock: Do I happen, the smell of the splendid I where? I think...
Duke Red: YOU ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!*Spontaniously combusts*
Tima: O________________________________O;;
Rock: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I love the father! *Dies and spontaniously combusts*
Duke Red:*Is in his house* Wow! *Tima leaps into his arms*
Tima: Daddy!
Duke Red: Hello, Tima.
Tima: 0.511MeV
Duke Red: Okay...that's nice. Do you want to go to the carn-
Tima: I'm going to blow up the universe.
Duke Red: Why?
Tima: Because I have the universe.
Duke Red: Why?
Tima: Because Rock wants you.
Duke Red: Don't blow up the universe!
Tima: Okay. Do you want to go to sleep?
Duke Red: Alright...
Tima: *Whispers* How are you reader...All your fanship are belong to Duke Red. You on the way to obsession. Move zig. Launch all zig for great justice. You have no chance to resist make your time. Ha ha ha.
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~*Tima's Dream*~
(Just...just guess.)
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~*Rock's Dream*~
(Rock wakes up and is dissapointed to see that he and the young Duke are no longer together. He decides to quietly cuddle next to the real Duke.)
Rock: I will only embrace you...
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~*Aria's current situation*~
(Aria is waiting for her order)
Aria: Slow Dennys people...
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~*Duke Red's Dream*~
(Wakes up with his eyes and hearing blurry, cuddling into Rock. He thinks that the boy is Aria.)
Duke Red: I love you too, Aria...
Rock: I'm not Aria...
Duke Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! PERVERT! *Pushes Rock off the bed*
Rock: I feel so unloved...
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~*Tima's Dream*~
(Tima wakes up because of the Duke's scream)
Tima: NOO! What's wrong!?
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At Dennys...
(Aria is eating her grand slam very quickly so she can get back upstairs)
Aria: This food sucks SO bad...
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In the airport hotel room...
Tima: Rock, did you touch Mr.Red?
Rock: No, I did not! I just cuddled up to him!
Duke Red: While you had an erection!
Rock: It was because I was dreaming...
Duke Red: We DON'T want to know! What were you doing on my bed, anyway?!
Rock: I was lonely after what happened between me and you in that empty KFC!
Duke Red: What are you talking about?!
Rock: My dream! *Adult joke number one-optional. See bottom of page for it, if you're brave enough*
Duke Red: 0_______________________________________________________________0;;;;;;;;;;;; ROCK I HATE YOU! YOU ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tima: STOP!
Duke Red: Yes, my dearest?
(The door opens, revealing Aria)
Aria: Oh, you're awake...
Rock: Oh...our flight is in two hours! We had better get ready.
Duke Red: Eagle...Hawk....Cockatiel...Hmph.
Tima: Airplane, airplane, tra la la la la!
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Meanwhile, in a room two floors down...
Simon: Come on, let's get ready! The flight leaves in two hours!
Kenichi: I don't have any other clothes!
Pringles man: Just act like a girl!
Kenichi: Oh, alright...but when we get to Simon's summer villa in Hawaii, we're going to find me something else to wear.
Simon: Don't just stand there!!
Kenichi: We will be together soon, Tima...
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AN: Hello! Well, again, we request the insight of the reader. Tell us what you think! We think we used too much Engrish, but it was too fun to make...you give us your opinion!
ADULT JOKE NUMBER ONE
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Rock: My dream! I found out that you're not an eagle, hawk, or cockatiel! You're a SWALLOW!!
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Ayana: *Face faults* That was horrbile...
Vuong: ^_____________^ Didjagetit reader?
Ayana: -_____-;; just close the chapter...how could you defile your favourite character in such a manner?
Vuong: I dunno. ^______________^
Ayana: -__________-;;;;;; I'm so depressed...my daddy won't write back to me...DOESN'T HE LOVE ME ANYMORE?! I know that I haven't seen him in twelve years...but still! YOU SHOULD WRITE TO YOUR DAUGHTER! *Cries* I'm so forlorne! I USED TO GUARD YOUR REMY MARTIN! I COULD READ WHEN I WAS TWO AND A HALF! WHY?!
Vuong: Calm down...
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Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
With mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power...to move you?-
--Wonderboy, Tenacious D
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Intro: When we last left our group, they were dreaming, not at all very pleasantly...let's continue watching their subconcious.
~*Aria's Dream*~
(Aria, Onia, and Dr.Pepper are at the door of Butter's Amazingly Large and Elegant Greek Mansion Thingy. Aria knocks, and Butters answers.)
Butters: Hello, Aria! Oh, IT'S ONIA! *Throws his arms around Onia*
Onia: Yay! Daddy!
Dr.Pepper: Hello there.
Butters: Oh, hi.
Dr.Pepper: Um...*Lifts his/her skirt extremely quickly*
Butters: Onia, I'm so glad you're back!
Dr.Pepper: GYAHHHHH! *Leaps onto Butters* FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!
Aria: O_O;;
Butters: Miss, GET OFF!
Aria: Duke Red is extremely vulnrable to rape both in the dreamscape and in real life...could this be a sign?
Onia: Yay!
Butters: HELP ME!!
Dr.Pepper: I LOVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!
Butters: WHO ARE YOU?
Dr.Pepper: DR.PEPPER!!
Onia: Yay!
Aria: Dr.Pepper, get off of Butters, please?
Dr.Pepper: *Gets off of Butters* I'm sorry.
Butters: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!*Runs into his house, grabbing Onia, shutting the door and locking it. Dr.Pepper breaks down in tears.*
Dr.Pepper: HE'LL NEVER LOVE ME!
Aria: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?
Onia: *Yelling from inside the house* Yay!
Aria: @_@;;
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~*Duke Red's Dream*~
(Duke Red and Tima find Aria in a broom closet. They quickly grab her and get out of the oreo cookie using an escape pod.)
Tima: Wow...we did it!
Aria:Oh,Dukie,IwassoworriedthatyouwouldnotcomeandrescuemebutdeepdowninsideIknewyouwouldevenifitmeantalmostgettingmarriedtoaboybutitallcameoutfineintheendrightandwecangetmarried!
Duke Red: *Nods* We'll have a wedding with all sorts of nice things, Aria! Then we can 'Create' another Tima, if you take my meaning...
Tima: Ohhh, I'm going to be a dead big sister! Whoot!
Aria: I'm so happy!
(All of a sudden, a very loud metallic connecting sound is heard. Through the airlock comes none other than...KING ROCK!!*Gasp*)
Rock: I'm going to make you love me!
Aria: You stay away from him!!*Sad, almost etherial music begins playing as Aria is shot in slow motion with a jelly bean bullet from Rock, who had quickly drawn his gun*
Duke Red: *Slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA!!
Rock: *Slow motion* IIIIIIIIIIIII DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
(The slow motion sequence ends)
Rock: All your love are belong to I!!
Duke Red: Understand the speech of Lock I not doing for the nature!
Rock: Wish honestly convey best thanks to others. Wish to be tender to others but serve to oneself. Wish to love from one's heart bottom.
Duke Red: My friend is dead on monday! It was a sunny day! Every day I polish my DYNAMITE and shoot myself in the head. Like Lock.
Rock: It is more than father I love life itself! Now you will get married!
Duke Red: What?
Rock: Depending upon me we want getting married with me! Father? What I saying is said cannot be found! As for me dearly, we want loving me! It is not hard to understand.
Duke Red: Fool! I understanding word of the thing which is said is not possible! Get married with us no I?
Rock: I love, therefore I killed the girl of that fool! That we will get married, you are trying, that it is delightful are possible and being to be thing, now come here, kiss to me!
Duke Red: I do not think that we would like to kiss!
Rock: It is what? As for us there is love, therefore we should show that through physical contact! Is intimacy feared?
Duke Red: You dearly there is no I! I did 1 point namely then with you being killed the Tima which perhaps is obtained as a son! Now I hate you! The Ohio state my merit, I understood you!
Rock: We like the , were meant because it is simultaneous, the flower valve of single red rose! You become the father, dearly, touch me, and, the hole which is I is takes! I get married as for you me... dearly, as for me you say you are loved completely, being to have known as fact the hole which is gotten angry with me it is being, how, tonight, as for us!
Duke Red: I do not touch that never you like in you! Actually, as for me it does not touch you at everything! You me seem that will be been boring!
Rock: The father, as for me being able to lay down we would like to go with you!
Duke Red: You as for the boy who is obstructed very, you it is that you have known?
Rock: I am excited fairness seriously!
Tima: Ummm...when will I be paid attention to?
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~*Tima's Dream*~
(Still dancing)
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~*Rock's Dream*~
(Rock is cowering from Barney, and all the Duke Reds are all silent now.)
Rock:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A loud explosion rings out, and Rock spots a light from the celing...it looks like a boy his age with...wings?)
Rock: Who are you?!
(The figure comes closer, and makes Barney and the Duke Reds dissapear.)
???: I am Wonderboy!
Rock: What the hell?!*Upon a closer look, Rock notices that Wonderboy is a teen version of...you guessed it.* F...father?
Wonderboy: I'm not your father, Young Nastyman! I am Wonderboy!
Rock: You saved me!
Wonderboy: I know.
Rock: My name is Rock.
Wonderboy: Oh, is it?
Rock: Um...you can fly.
Wonderboy: I've noticed.
Rock: Can you get me out of here?
Wonderboy: Alright, Young Nastyman! *Wonderboy picks up Rock*
Rock: My name is Rock.
Wonderboy: Oh, is it?*Flies out of the isolation room very quickly and into some kind of weird lava lamp seventies groovy world*
Rock: Where exactly are we?
Wonderboy: In your world!
Rock: This is...Trippy.
Wonderboy: I've noticed.
Rock: So...what now?
Wonderboy: Let's go eat.
Rock: I don't see any places to--
(A KFC falls from the sky)
Rock: Oh, okay. *Rock and Wonderboy walk into the KFC, which is a buffet* Woah! *Raids the chicken wings*
Wonderboy: Don't eat too many of those, Young Nastyman! They're spicy!
Rock: My name is Rock!
Wonderboy: Oh, is it? I've never seen anyone eat so many chicken wings...
Rock: I know you're him...
Wonderboy: Who?
Rock: Duke Red.
Duke Red: Aww, man. I thought nobody would notice if I pretended to be someone else...
Rock: I like you as Duke Red.
Duke Red: *Smiles, green eyes sparkling anime love scene style with shimmery pink things floating around him*Really?
Rock: Really. *Smiles*
(They kiss...O_O;;)
Rock: I've found true happieness!
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(Aria wakes up)
Aria: That was...weird. *Sees everyone sleeping* I'm going to Denny's. *Dresses and leaves as Rock mumbles pervertedly in his sleep*
Duke Red: *In sleep* All your..are belong......to us.......ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Rock: Mmnmmmm....
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~*Duke Red's Dream*~
Tima: Hello?
Duke Red: You do not know the Tima, I should have done what,! Some reason I can speak with only the engrish, very annoyance very am!
Rock: That the stop which pays attention to the small fool!
Duke Red: Lock tighten! She having died, I love her many from you! As for me you dearly, as for you you know that never!
Tima: STOP TALKING! THAT'S SO ANNOYING!
Duke Red: I am very regrettable.
Tima: That's alright, it isn't your fault. It's Rock's! Thanks to him and his slow-mo shot, the very air we breath warped and created a strange phenom making you both speak hardcore engrish!
Duke Red: *Nods*
Rock: That is not my defect!
Duke Red: It is shot in my jelly candy your head and is high. How it continued?
Rock: I had known that! You worry me! Actually, my love, I ate the jelly candy.
Duke Red: I do not worry you! I thought that we would like to know, how it continued exactly,!
Rock: Spoon there is none exist.
Duke Red: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
Rock: What you say?
Duke Red: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA.
Rock: ?????????????
Duke Red: YOU IS DIE. MOVE ZIG. LAUNCH ALL ZIG FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Tima: Woah...dad? Are you talking about the Ziggurat?
Rock: The Ziggurat does not have to be made to launch. Kiss to me. With as for me always called the partner whose characteristic was not better than violence me and had never. I do not possess every basis in any case.
Duke Red: What?
Rock: I would like to possess the characteristic which has you, you do not understand
Duke Red: I the foolish boy your tounge namely would not like to touch you! I call the glass, or am worst... leave the Lum before just I!
Tima: O_O:: Dad, what did you just...what did you just say?
Rock: Do I happen, the smell of the splendid I where? I think...
Duke Red: YOU ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!*Spontaniously combusts*
Tima: O________________________________O;;
Rock: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I love the father! *Dies and spontaniously combusts*
Duke Red:*Is in his house* Wow! *Tima leaps into his arms*
Tima: Daddy!
Duke Red: Hello, Tima.
Tima: 0.511MeV
Duke Red: Okay...that's nice. Do you want to go to the carn-
Tima: I'm going to blow up the universe.
Duke Red: Why?
Tima: Because I have the universe.
Duke Red: Why?
Tima: Because Rock wants you.
Duke Red: Don't blow up the universe!
Tima: Okay. Do you want to go to sleep?
Duke Red: Alright...
Tima: *Whispers* How are you reader...All your fanship are belong to Duke Red. You on the way to obsession. Move zig. Launch all zig for great justice. You have no chance to resist make your time. Ha ha ha.
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~*Tima's Dream*~
(Just...just guess.)
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~*Rock's Dream*~
(Rock wakes up and is dissapointed to see that he and the young Duke are no longer together. He decides to quietly cuddle next to the real Duke.)
Rock: I will only embrace you...
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~*Aria's current situation*~
(Aria is waiting for her order)
Aria: Slow Dennys people...
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~*Duke Red's Dream*~
(Wakes up with his eyes and hearing blurry, cuddling into Rock. He thinks that the boy is Aria.)
Duke Red: I love you too, Aria...
Rock: I'm not Aria...
Duke Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! PERVERT! *Pushes Rock off the bed*
Rock: I feel so unloved...
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~*Tima's Dream*~
(Tima wakes up because of the Duke's scream)
Tima: NOO! What's wrong!?
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At Dennys...
(Aria is eating her grand slam very quickly so she can get back upstairs)
Aria: This food sucks SO bad...
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In the airport hotel room...
Tima: Rock, did you touch Mr.Red?
Rock: No, I did not! I just cuddled up to him!
Duke Red: While you had an erection!
Rock: It was because I was dreaming...
Duke Red: We DON'T want to know! What were you doing on my bed, anyway?!
Rock: I was lonely after what happened between me and you in that empty KFC!
Duke Red: What are you talking about?!
Rock: My dream! *Adult joke number one-optional. See bottom of page for it, if you're brave enough*
Duke Red: 0_______________________________________________________________0;;;;;;;;;;;; ROCK I HATE YOU! YOU ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tima: STOP!
Duke Red: Yes, my dearest?
(The door opens, revealing Aria)
Aria: Oh, you're awake...
Rock: Oh...our flight is in two hours! We had better get ready.
Duke Red: Eagle...Hawk....Cockatiel...Hmph.
Tima: Airplane, airplane, tra la la la la!
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Meanwhile, in a room two floors down...
Simon: Come on, let's get ready! The flight leaves in two hours!
Kenichi: I don't have any other clothes!
Pringles man: Just act like a girl!
Kenichi: Oh, alright...but when we get to Simon's summer villa in Hawaii, we're going to find me something else to wear.
Simon: Don't just stand there!!
Kenichi: We will be together soon, Tima...
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AN: Hello! Well, again, we request the insight of the reader. Tell us what you think! We think we used too much Engrish, but it was too fun to make...you give us your opinion!
ADULT JOKE NUMBER ONE
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Rock: My dream! I found out that you're not an eagle, hawk, or cockatiel! You're a SWALLOW!!
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Ayana: *Face faults* That was horrbile...
Vuong: ^_____________^ Didjagetit reader?
Ayana: -_____-;; just close the chapter...how could you defile your favourite character in such a manner?
Vuong: I dunno. ^______________^
Ayana: -__________-;;;;;; I'm so depressed...my daddy won't write back to me...DOESN'T HE LOVE ME ANYMORE?! I know that I haven't seen him in twelve years...but still! YOU SHOULD WRITE TO YOUR DAUGHTER! *Cries* I'm so forlorne! I USED TO GUARD YOUR REMY MARTIN! I COULD READ WHEN I WAS TWO AND A HALF! WHY?!
Vuong: Calm down...