A/N: Ok, I made a challenge because I had this little quirky moment on the way out of my door. I'm responding to it, but I'm hoping someone else will too, because I just really like the idea. So here I go. Mega mini one take ficlet. No more, no less.
Hey, I Can Pee In The Dark!
Harmony Kendall had been a vamp for five years now. But she couldn't believe it! This was amazing! She grinned over at the blonde haired boy and winked. He reminded her of her Blondie Bear. But he was still a kid. He gave her an odd look.
"Harmony, you don't even need to do it. You're a vampire."
"Well, hey Mr. Snooty pants! I learned to do something new! I'm pretty proud of that!"
"Congratulations, Harmony. It's a skill worthy of the caliber of your intellect." he said sarcastically.
"Thanks!" She said cheerfully.
Slowly but surely, Harmony realized what the kid said.
"Hey! I'm proud that I can pee in the dark." She yelled, her screeching piercing his eardrums.
"Of course you would be, Harmony." Draco Malfoy said, leading the way out of the room.
"I'd like to see you try to do it! Stupid human." She muttered following him.
A/N 2: Sorry, I'm weird. Feedback always loved.