Chapter nine: Airbus!!
AN: Please, if you are reading this, review. Us here at AWF don't know what we're doing if nobody tells us! Oh, well. On with the chappy!
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Intro: Our heros wait at their gate after a night of not-so-good sleep. Duke Red is playing travel monopoly with Tima (And winning by a heckuva lot) while Aria tells Rock about why eating on the road should be banned. Simon, Kenichi, and Pringels Man show up. They are going on the same flight.
Duke Red: Doubles again! I--Oh my gosh, it's YOU!!
Simon: Yes. I was just about to say the same thing to you.
Kenichi: Tima! *Sits next to Tima* Are you okay?
Tima: Yes, I'm fine. Except for the fact that I owe him *points at Duke Red* Thirty grand. I just lost by landing on the boardwalk.
Kenichi: Duke Red is a billionair.
Tima: *Sigh* I know...Kenichi, why are you dressed like a schoolgirl still yet?
Kenichi: We don't have time to buy me any clothes.
Duke Red: Simon, I did NOT steal your diva. I was on the edge, I didn't really know what else to do.
Simon: Right.
Duke Red: I'm bigger than you. And richer.
Duke Red:*In time with Simon* And I have a mansion Hawaii!
Simon: *In time with Duke Red* But I have a mansion in Hawaii!
Duke Red: *Gasp* You...
Simon:*Gasp* Hawaii?
Airport announcer guy: Will all first-class passengers for gate 13 flight 130 Honolulu Airlines Metropolis-------Honolulu board now?
Aria: That's us!
Rock: (Thought) Hawaii is so romantic! There is no doubt in my mind that I will be able to win father's heart there! We'll have a candlelight dinner on beautiful sunset beach...(end Thought)
Duke Red: Rock, you idiot boy! Hurry up!
Rock: Coming father!
Duke Red: Don't call me father!
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In the airbus
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Seating arrangement:
Window: Duke Red
Center window: Aria
Right window: Tima
Left center: Rock
Second left center: Simon
Second right center: Kenichi
Right center: Pringles man
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The seats ---^
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Pringles Man: Ahh, the magic of flight. Spectacular, isn't it? *Picks up a copy of 'Hawaii!' from the little pocket in the chair in front of him.* Ooh...*Notices hula girl* Oooooh....
Simon: *Orders some headphones from the flight attendant* Hawaii is going to be spectacular! This is my mansion. *Flashes a picture of a very nice mansion to the entire group.*
Duke Red: It can't be!
Simon: What now, beakbrain?
Duke Red: That mansion is directly across the street from mine!
(Dun dun DUN!)
Simon: You've got to be kidding me!
Duke Red: I'm not! *Shows a picture of his mansion to the group* Recognize anything?
Simon: *Gasp* You're right!
Aria: *smiles* Such beautiful homes!
Everyone else: ... *Facefault*
(The airbus begins to taxi)
Simon: *Listening to headphones and singing off pitch* Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with meeeeeEEEEEEE!!
(Silence)
Duke Red: Shut your face! *Throws a book about mold at Simon* Are you going to sing like that through the entire flight?!
Simon: *Sniff* No...*Picks up the mold book* Ooooh, interesting. *Reads*
Tima: *Picks up some silicon earplugs and sticks them in her nostrils* How interesting!
Flight attendent: Okay, everyone, get your seat belts on! We will be taking off in less than a minute. After we are in the air you may go to the upper levels of the airbus and have some fun!
Duke Red: Alright, is everyone buckled in?
Tima: I need help...
(Kenichi and Duke Red try to rush to Tima's aid but forget the fact that they are already buckled up. Aria secures Tima's belt.)
Aria: There we go! All finished!
Tima: Yay! Thank you Aria!
Aria: You're welcome, Tima!
(The airbus begins to take off, and Pringles Man turns into a post-it note.)
Kenichi: Uncle! What happened?!
Post-it note: ...
Kenichi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!UNCLE!!!
Simon: Be quiet, will you?!
(Kenichi pockets the post-it note, sniffling.)
Duke Red: Look at the city and the ocean, Aria! Aren't they beautiful?
Aria: I can see the Ziggurat from here!
Duke Red: Anyone can see the Ziggurat from anywhere, Aria. It's huge.
Aria: Oh...yeah.
(Duke Red shuts his eyes)
Flight attendent: You can wander around now, folks!
Duke Red: (thought)Yes! Now I can go use the restroom!(End thought)
(Duke Red stands up and makes his way to the restroom)
Rock: (thought) I wonder where father is going? I had better follow him...maybe we'll even get to be alone together!(end thought)
Simon: I'm going to the casino.
Tima: Me too.
(Tima and Simon make their way to the casino)
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At the casino, which is next door to the first class seating area...
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Tima: There's nobody here!
Simon: Not even a dealer!
Tima: This is creepy, let's get out of here. *Runs back to the casino door but it won't open at all, no matter what method Tima tries. They do the same thing with all the other doors, but to no avail. They are locked in.*
Simon: Um...you were wrong. This is REALLY creepy.
Tima: *Gulp* Ye-yeah...
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In the men's restroom...
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Duke Red is whistling and washing his hands in the plush men's restroom. There is a lounging area and even a few vending machines. Rock enters and sits at the couch.
Rock:(Thought) So father had to go to the restroom...(End thought)
Duke Red: *Walks around corner and sees Rock* GYAHH! What are you doing here?!
Rock: I was following you...
Duke Red: Whatever. *Tries to open the door out of the restroom all ways possible but to no avail* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rock: It's a sign! We have to spend some quality time together, father!
Duke Red: *Gulp* Quality...time?
Rock: You know, father-son bonding!
Duke Red: I'm not your father!
Rock: You know that's not true in your heart...wait. You aren't my father.
Duke Red: Thank goodness! How long did it take for you to figure that out, boy?
Rock: YOU'RE MY OBSESSION, MY ONE TRUE DESIRE!!
Duke Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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In the seating area...
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Aria: Did you hear that?
Kenichi: Hear what?
Aria: A scream just now. It sounded like Duke Red...oh well. *Falls asleep*
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In the casino...
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(At the roullette table)
Tima: All my chips say it's going to land on the red one, baby!
Simon: We'll see!
(The ball falls on the red one)
Simon: We have a winner!
(Weird and spooky noises come out of nowhere)
Tima: I'm really getting creeped out...
Simon: This is...freaky...wait...
voice: Put that MP3 player down!
Other voice: I'm a slaaaaaaave for you...
Voice: No!
Tima: That's Rock...
Simon: And Duke Red!
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In the men's restroom...
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Rock is in his undies singing 'I'm a slave 4 U' as Duke Red tries to hide.
Duke Red: Just leave me alone!
Rock: Don't deny your desire!
Duke Red: I have no desire for you!
Rock: You're a terrible liar, do you know that?
Duke Red: GO AWAY!
Rock: I can be the prince and you can be the princess!
Duke Red: ARGH!!!!!
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In the seating area...
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Aria: Do you hear pop music?
Kenichi: A little...
Aria: Thought so. *falls asleep again*
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In the casino...
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Tima: This is getting creepier and creepier...
Rock's voice: Come here and spank me!
Duke Red's voice: NO!
Simon: I agree.
Tima: I'm scared.
Rock's voice: Love me daddy!
Simon: Just close your ears and it'll all go away.
Tima: Poor *Points in the direction of the men's restroom*
Simon: Right.
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In the men's restroom...
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Rock: Just one little kiss!
Duke Red: NO!
Rock: Pleaaaase?
Duke Red: Stupid! *Slaps Rock*
Rock: Oh, so you're THAT kind of guy. I should have known all along! *Slaps Duke Red* What's my name!?
Duke Red: *Puts a hand to his own face, an expression of shock coming upon it.* You...
Rock: *Eyes water anime love scene style* Yes?
Duke Red: You IDIOT! *Smacks Rock so hard he hits the floor*
Rock: Yes, oh YES!
Duke Red: ...(Thought) That stupid boy thinks everything I do is an act of...you know. I must find a way to get out of here...(end thought)
Rock: I just LOVE the dominant types!
Duke Red: -______-;;
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In the seating area...
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Aria: And it's good!
Kenichi: I don't get how you can beat me so bad in tabletop football when you're a girl and I'm a boy.
Aria: Girls can do anything!
Kenichi: I guess...
Aria: You know, I think that schoolgirl costume is affecting your brain.
Kenichi: *Voice becoming slightly more girlish* Whatever do you mean? Come, let's look at some travel magazines.
Aria: Alright.
Kenichi: *Picks up a travel fashion magazine* Isn't she pretty? *Points to lady on the cover as his hair begins to grow long underneath the wig he is wearing*
Aria: Um...Kenichi?
Kenichi: Yes?
Aria: You might want to try taking off that wig for a little bit...
Kenichi: *Really girlish voice that he himself doesn't seem to notice...it sounds natural* Alright, just a second. *Takes off wig and touches his hair* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aria: I think you're turning into a girl.
Kenichi: This can't be!
Aria: Here's a mirror. *Hands Kenichi a mirror from her bag*
Kenichi: Woah, I'm cute. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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In the casino...
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Simon and Tima are rolling in a gigantic pile of casino chips as 'We're in the Money' plays.
Tima: Weeee! I never thought I would be able to roll around in 1.3 Billion!
Simon: Me neither! Weeeee!
Tima: This is so much fun! I hope we don't get arrested just for rolling in the chips. That's not illegal, right?
Simon: I don't think so...
Tima: We didn't steal them, right? We just moved them...and rolled in them.
Simon: I know no law that prohibits that.
Tima: Okay!
(Tima and Simon continue rolling)
Simon: WAIT!
Tima: What now?
Simon: *Puts on a gaming visor* Now we can roll!
(Tima and Simon continu rolling...again.)
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In the men's restroom...
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Duke Red is hiding in a stall completely wrapped in 4ply toilet paper (Very soft.) Rock is skipping around the huge restroom looking for him.
Duke Red: (thought) My life is over...who know's what'll happen if that boy gets his hands on me? There's nothing I can do...my psyche is getting warped horribly out of shape thus rendering me paranoied and defenceless...I want a strawberry custard danish.(end thought)
Rock: Oh Dukie! Where are you? It's time to plaaaaaayyy!
Duke Red: *gulp* (thought) I don't know what to do! Will my disguise work, or will it just make him kinky? I don't know! I need help! Someone must save me!(End thought)
Rock: Hmm hmm hmm...I smell the smell of love!
Duke Red: O_____o???
Rock: Roses...I smell roses! That can only mean one thing...
Duke Red: *Sniffs himself* ... (Thought) Rose cologne...WHY did I use rose scented cologne?! I'm so stupid! Stupid me! I'm going to dump the entire 1/2 ounce bottle! Even if it was $1,700!!(end thought)
Rock: BOO! Gotcha, loverboy!
Duke Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
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In Middle Earth...
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Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air!
Aragorn: Is it Saruman?
Legolas: No, I fear I do not know who it is. Perhaps it is an important political-like figure being captured by his adopted almost-son in a very large, fancy, flying place of release?
Aragorn: Perhaps.
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At the Osbourne's house...
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Ozzy: What's that f***ing noise?! Sharon!
Sharon: What, Ozzy?!
Ozzy: Th-th-there's a noise coming fr-from somewhere. Can you help me find it?
Sharon: It doesn't sound like it's coming from the house...
Kelly: MUM, JACK STOLE MY METROPOLIS DVD AGAIN!! JACK, YOU F***ING B*STARD! YOU TOOK IT, DIDN'T YOU?!
Jack: WHAT, KELLY? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
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At Hogwarts...
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Professor Snape: And we add a little bit of boomslang skin... *Glass vials break everywhere as a scream blasts through the halls* BLOODY PEEVES!
Draco: I don't think it's Peeves, professor...
Entire class: YOU-KNOW-WHO!!
Harry: Voldemort!
(Silence)
Harry: ...Celine Dion?
(Silence)
Harry: Alright, you-know-who! Are you happy now?
(Screaming and chaos ensues.)
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City of the Ancients...
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Aeris: *Wakes up* LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY! SHEESH! STUPID PLANET SPIRIT THINGIES! I'M DEAD LIKE YOU NOW! I CAN'T HELP YOU! *Throws a rock out of the water*
(Silence)
Aeris: I am seriously bored. Stupid screaming...I was happy and dead until you and your stupid horrible-ness came along...
(There is silence as Aeris continues to listen to the scream.)
Aeris: This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me in six years.
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In Tokyo...
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Chii is listening. She turns to Hideki, confused.
Chii: Chii?
Hideki: It sounds like someone's getting killed...
Chii: *Uber-kawaii sad face* Chii...
Hideki: Don't worry, it's not your problem.
Chii: *Draws a really childlike but kawaii drawing of Rock capturing Duke Red* Chii chii!
Hideki: Isn't that that guy that dressed up like Utena?
Chii: Chii! *Glomps Hideki*
Hideki: You're a good girl, Chii.
Chii: Chii good girl!
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In a hospital in Metropolis...
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Dilandau: Do you hear Duke Red screaming?
Utena: *Carrying a bundle of roses* Why, yes. Yes I do.
Dilandau: At least he doesn't have a rare and horrible disease!
Utena: He does have one, Dilandau. *Puts the roses in a vase*
Dilandau: Oh yeah? And what's that?
Utena: Rock Syndrome.
Dilandau: Ha ha. Very funny. Where's my menu?!
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In the seating area...
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Aria: Duke Red's in trouble!
Kenichi: *Painting his nails and listening to pop music* Why should I care? *Now has a really natural valley girl voice*
Aria: O________________________________O!!! Kenichi!! You're...a GIRL!
Kenichi: And? What's you're problem? You're a girl too.
Aria: You used to be...
Kenichi: What? Do I look like a freaking boy to you? Geez, I've never met anyone so clueless...
Aria: Hmm...*Walks in direction of Men's restroom. Once she gets there, she tries to open the door but can't* Oh my!
Kenichi: Looks like you're stuck, Silverfish.
Aria: What?
Kenichi: That's the name I'm giving you. Your hair is a funky silver color and you look really streamlined, so why not?
Aria: What do I call you?
Kenichi: You can call me Buzz.
Aria: Alright...Buzz. Can you help me open this door?
Kenichi: No prob. *Stands and walks over to Aria, taking a screwdriver out of her/his pocket* So, Silverfish, where ya from?
Aria: Right out of Madrie county.
Kenichi: *Working on door* They've got nice hills there. Great for snowboarding.
Aria: We go snowboarding every winter.
Kenichi: That's nice. Since we're pals, you should invite me one time. *Works on door some more*
Aria: Alright...
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In the casino...
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Tima: *Sips a smoothie* I'm getting bored.
Simon: *Sips pina colada* Yup.
Tima: Do you hear screaming?
Simon: Yup.
Tima: Nothing new.
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In the men's restroom...
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(Now would be a good time to play 'Lux Aeterna' from Requiem for a Dream.)
Duke Red: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*Holding out an empty toilet paper roll* YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Rock: Roleplaying, huh?
Duke Red: -__________________-;; No, you stupid boy! I hate you! Get away from me, or I'll...I'll...Do something not good!
Rock: Something not good? What's that?
Duke Red: I don't know yet, but when I do think of it, you will be sorry!
Rock: *Bursts into insane laughter* When I think of it! *Continues laughing*
Duke Red: -___-;I need therapy...
Rock: *Is still laughing*
Duke Red:*Quickly runs away. You can almost hear scary music playing!LA* (thought) What am I going to do? He can't be far behind. I must hide someplace he cannot find me!(end thought) *Leaps behind a couch with a loud 'SMACK!'* Ow...that was unplesant...
Rock: *Notices Duke Red is gone and stops laughing* Dukie...? *Looks around all hysterical-like* DUKIE! COME OUT (Extreme emphasis)NOW!!!!
Duke Red: (Thought) I don't want to be found. I want to make a little coccoon and hide away, dreaming about Aria night and day...hey...that rhymed! But still...(end thought) Still...*Begins to cry softly-everybody AWWWWWW!!!*
Rock: *Extremely angry* WHERE ARE YOU?! *Destroys a toilet* COME OUT!
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In the seating area...
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Kenichi: *Almost done with work on door* Almost got it...
Aria: Please hurry, Buzz!
(Crashing and yelling emits from restroom)
Kenichi: Don't worry, Silverfish...
Aria: *Crying* Please!
Kenichi: *Screwdriver breaks* DAMN!
Aria: *Begins pounding on door* OPEN! OPEN NOW!! *begins crying harder*
(Even more crashing and yelling)
Kenichi: *Picks up broken screwdriver and tries to continue working* Stop crying! everything's going to be fine!
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In the casino...
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Tima: Something's wrong! *the scent of fresh blood and death fills the air* Simon!
Simon: Tima...*Points at the drinks-they are blood*
Tima: Wh-What's going on?!
Simon: I don't know, but I'm getting really, really scared!
Tima: AH! *The bar begins to rot...somehow.* Wh...
Simon: Let's go!*Grabs Tima*
(Tima and Simon run to the casino door, pounding on it. They are desperate to escape.)
Tima: HELP!
Simon: LET US OUT!
(A darkness begins growing in the casino)
Tima: AHHHHHHHHHH!!
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In the men's restroom...
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Duke Red: (thought) He's coming! (end thought) *Rolls into a tight ball, shivering like mad.*
Rock: *Bashing random things, still yelling like a lunatic* WHERE ARE YOU?!*comes closer to the couch*
Duke Red: *Gets up, runs, and pounds on the door screaming bloody murder. Rock sees him and begins to slowly walk twoards him.* HELP ME! SOMEBODY, PLEASE!
Rock: HEEEEEERE'S ROCKY!
Duke Red: HELP ME!!*Begins to sob, and collapses against the door* Please...
Rock: *Getting closer* THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!
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In the seating area...
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Kenichi: Got it!
Aria: *Pulls the door down as Kenichi gets out of the way. Duke Red falls onto the floor* Duke Red!
Duke Red: Aria!*Reaches up to her like a small child wanting to be carried*
Aria: *Helps Duke Red up. They run to the back of the seating area as crazy approaches them.* There's nowhere...
Kenichi: to run!
Rock: *Insane laughter* Do you think you can escape now?*slows down*
Kenichi: Dammit...
Aria: No, no, no, no, no...
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In the Casino...
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The darkness fills the entire casino, and blood begins trickling from under the door. The casino begins to smell like rotting bodies. Simon turns around to find that the room that was once a casino is now a frosty room full or the rotting dead.
Simon: AHHHHHHH!
Tima: Wh...Simon...
(The dead people begin to get up and come twoard them.)
Tima: SIMON!
Simon: There's nothing we can do!!
Tima: I don't want to die!
Simon:*Begins to cry*It can't end this way...
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In the seating area...
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Rock: Once upon a time there was a very, very handsome Prince--no, a very, very handsome Duke who loved the color red. He lived with his wife, his daughter, and a very nice little boy, who fell desperately in love with him. Oh, the boy would do whatever the Duke, his 'Father', said. They lived contently...for a time.
There came a day where the little boy 'accidentally' killed the little Duchess. But oh, 'accidentally'. It was not all his fault, wasn't it? But still...
The little Duchess was gone, for the Duke would not forgive the little boy.
Things only went somewhat downhill. The Duke still let the little boy call him 'Father' until the same mistake was made...
And the mommy Duchess passed away.
Oh, the Duke was very, very angry at the little boy! How could he do such a thing?
"For you." the little boy said. "Only for you. For you see, father, women only do no good. It is the both of us together who truely shine forth as proper lovers."
This only enraged the Duke. He never let the little boy call him 'Father' again and was disgusted to look upon his sad little face. Such skillfull work her did to create these 'accidents'! Didn't his father appreciate his love? No...
So one day, as the Duke, his new Duchess, the fake little Duchess, and the entire royal court migrated across the ocean, the little boy decided to do one last thing for his beloved Duke...
Duke Red: Wh-What?
Rock: He decided to make a valentine, in the middle of the fall. Why, how absurd! But no...really. What better gift to a Duke who loves the color red so much...than a beautiful, bright red room? Ah, red. The color of power, is it not? The color of courage, the color of war...and the color...of love...and uncontrollable...passion. Silly me! I'm rambling. I've got to get to painting this room for my love!
Kenichi: There's no paint...
Rock: What?
Kenichi: I-I said that there's no paint...
Rock: Silly girl. Sure there is! All I have to do is get it out of you!
Aria: *Clings to Duke Red* No...no...no...please, no...
Duke Red: *Gulp* Wh-what are you going to do to us?
Rock: Us? Them, you mean. I'm going to open them up and paint this room for us. Then we may rest. Now, you may do as you like, my love. Housework is dull, especially for one as powerful, courageous, war-minded, loving, and passionate as you. Next to you, my dear, I am nothing. The only thing I can do for you now is paint this room. But wait! Why did you run from me so? You seemed frightened, my love. Are you a virgin?
Duke Red: Don't hurt them.
Rock: Wha? These women? Worthless things, they are. Never stick to their own kind. Drag us men into their world of anti-innocence..they are not gentle.
Duke Red: I don't care. Don't hurt them.
Rock: Don't you want your valentine?
Duke Red: I don't even know who I am anymore. I don't understand...
Rock: Huh?
Duke Red: Everyone dies, anyway. Why should I care? They stay for a little while then go away forever...I'll bet that they never even cared...
Rock: What are you...
Duke Red: Then that means the only one to ever really love me...is you, Rock.
Rock: That's right!
Duke Red: But wait...
Rock: Yes?
Duke Red: You HATE me. Yes, that's correct.
Rock: How--
Duke Red: You have been taking everyone away. I remember that now...so...you are the one who truely HATES me.
Rock: Why are you saying these things?
Duke Red: Because they are true, Rock.
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In the casino...
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The zombies are staring at Simon and Tima, as if calculating what to do to them. The stench is unbearable.
Tima: I...can't...
Simon: I'm going to...fa...i...n...
(Darkness)
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In the seating area...
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Duke Red:*Chuckles softly* Of course, I still love the color red, my boy. Didn't you say it was the color of love...and passion?*Moves closer to Rock*
Rock:*Backs away* Yes, I did.
Duke Red: I think...I love you, Rock...what better way for me to show this than to play with you.
Rock: ...Play?
Duke Red: Like when you were younger, and we would play tag...my, you loved that game. Always running, you were...if not...you were trying on your sister's dresses. Step foward...my son.
Rock: Yes...*Takes one step foward.*
Duke Red: *Chuckles again* I know you hate me, but could you be a little more considerate? Make me smile, just this once...let me TAG you...*fingers something in his pocket*
Aria: *Whimpers* I don't know what's happening...
Kenichi: I don't either...
Rock: *Slowly walks to Duke Red* I'm here.
Duke Red: *Puts his arms around Rock* I'll never understand you...*There is a loud 'WOOSH!' as Duke Red quickly takes the thing from his pocket out, removes something from it, and jabs Rock in the arm. Rock slides to the floor, asleep.*
Aria: Where did you learn to do that?!
Duke Red: Ettiquite school. Self-defence. High-risk course. Very useful.
Kenichi: That ROCKS!
Aria and Duke Red: SHHH!
Kenichi: Oh, yeah.
(The three put Rock in the men's restroom and resecure the door.)
Aria: What was all that stuff you were saying about you and Rock?
Duke Red: Nothing. Just a random jumble of thought.
Aria: Wow...*Looks out the window* We're almost there.
(the flight attendant comes into the seating area.)
Flight attendant: Buckle your seatbelts for the landing, please!
(Duke Red, Aria, and Kenichi buckle their safety belts.)
Flight attendant: Where are the others?
Duke Red: I don't know.
Flight attendant: Oh, well.
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In the casino...
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A flight attendant opens the door to the casino to find Simon and Tima fainted. Everything in the casino is normal now.
Casino flight attendant: This is the third time this week! *Drags the two of them back to the seating room and buckles them in* There!
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-_______-;; In the seating room where everyone but Rock is...
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Simon: ZOMBIES!
Duke Red: What are you talking about?!
Simon: Oh...nothing. Where's Rock?
(Tima wakes up)
Duke Red: He gave us a little trouble. *Pulls toilet paper out of his hair*
Aria: I'm glad that's over.
(the airbus begins to land)
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Five minutes later...
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Duke Red: Ahhh, Hawaii. The land of legend, mystery, sun and sand.
Tima: It's pretty here.
Simon: Well? What do we do now?
Duke Red: Simple! Call a limo!*Gets out his cell phone* Hello? Is this Hot Shot limosines? I'd like a limosine to come to the Honolulu airport. A few...seconds? The entire fleet is right here? Thank you.*hangs up just as a limo pulls up in front of them. The whole gang piles in and the limo drives off.*
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Meanwhile...
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Flight attendant: He's mine, all mine! *Ties Rock to a chair*
Rock: *slowly opens his eyes* Who...who are you?
Flight attendant: My name is Emma...but you may call me Rocku!
Rock: NOT YOU!!
Emma: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Later...
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Simon: Alright. I'll go to my house with Kenichi and Aria, and you can have Tima.
Duke Red: No, no, no. Aria stays with ME. I saved her life. You can live with Kenichi.
Simon: Hmm. Fine, then. I'll see you later.
Duke Red: I'll see YOU later.
Tima: That *Points to the mansion* Is my new home?
Duke Red: Yes.
Tima: Will I get to see Kenichi?
Duke Red: Of course! He...er...she...er...it lives right across the street!
Aria: I'm tired, let's go in already.
Duke Red: Me too.
Tima: How can I faint if I'm a robot?
(Twilight zone music)
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AN: Well? How was it? I swear, this has to be the most serious chapter in this story. (the sequal to this story will be serious and not written as a script) I think this is the biggest chapter of them all, actually. It has not lyrics! (Which I use too much of.) Ahh, so much can happen in one Airbus...now review! Please?
AN: Please, if you are reading this, review. Us here at AWF don't know what we're doing if nobody tells us! Oh, well. On with the chappy!
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Intro: Our heros wait at their gate after a night of not-so-good sleep. Duke Red is playing travel monopoly with Tima (And winning by a heckuva lot) while Aria tells Rock about why eating on the road should be banned. Simon, Kenichi, and Pringels Man show up. They are going on the same flight.
Duke Red: Doubles again! I--Oh my gosh, it's YOU!!
Simon: Yes. I was just about to say the same thing to you.
Kenichi: Tima! *Sits next to Tima* Are you okay?
Tima: Yes, I'm fine. Except for the fact that I owe him *points at Duke Red* Thirty grand. I just lost by landing on the boardwalk.
Kenichi: Duke Red is a billionair.
Tima: *Sigh* I know...Kenichi, why are you dressed like a schoolgirl still yet?
Kenichi: We don't have time to buy me any clothes.
Duke Red: Simon, I did NOT steal your diva. I was on the edge, I didn't really know what else to do.
Simon: Right.
Duke Red: I'm bigger than you. And richer.
Duke Red:*In time with Simon* And I have a mansion Hawaii!
Simon: *In time with Duke Red* But I have a mansion in Hawaii!
Duke Red: *Gasp* You...
Simon:*Gasp* Hawaii?
Airport announcer guy: Will all first-class passengers for gate 13 flight 130 Honolulu Airlines Metropolis-------Honolulu board now?
Aria: That's us!
Rock: (Thought) Hawaii is so romantic! There is no doubt in my mind that I will be able to win father's heart there! We'll have a candlelight dinner on beautiful sunset beach...(end Thought)
Duke Red: Rock, you idiot boy! Hurry up!
Rock: Coming father!
Duke Red: Don't call me father!
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In the airbus
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Seating arrangement:
Window: Duke Red
Center window: Aria
Right window: Tima
Left center: Rock
Second left center: Simon
Second right center: Kenichi
Right center: Pringles man
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The seats ---^
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Pringles Man: Ahh, the magic of flight. Spectacular, isn't it? *Picks up a copy of 'Hawaii!' from the little pocket in the chair in front of him.* Ooh...*Notices hula girl* Oooooh....
Simon: *Orders some headphones from the flight attendant* Hawaii is going to be spectacular! This is my mansion. *Flashes a picture of a very nice mansion to the entire group.*
Duke Red: It can't be!
Simon: What now, beakbrain?
Duke Red: That mansion is directly across the street from mine!
(Dun dun DUN!)
Simon: You've got to be kidding me!
Duke Red: I'm not! *Shows a picture of his mansion to the group* Recognize anything?
Simon: *Gasp* You're right!
Aria: *smiles* Such beautiful homes!
Everyone else: ... *Facefault*
(The airbus begins to taxi)
Simon: *Listening to headphones and singing off pitch* Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with meeeeeEEEEEEE!!
(Silence)
Duke Red: Shut your face! *Throws a book about mold at Simon* Are you going to sing like that through the entire flight?!
Simon: *Sniff* No...*Picks up the mold book* Ooooh, interesting. *Reads*
Tima: *Picks up some silicon earplugs and sticks them in her nostrils* How interesting!
Flight attendent: Okay, everyone, get your seat belts on! We will be taking off in less than a minute. After we are in the air you may go to the upper levels of the airbus and have some fun!
Duke Red: Alright, is everyone buckled in?
Tima: I need help...
(Kenichi and Duke Red try to rush to Tima's aid but forget the fact that they are already buckled up. Aria secures Tima's belt.)
Aria: There we go! All finished!
Tima: Yay! Thank you Aria!
Aria: You're welcome, Tima!
(The airbus begins to take off, and Pringles Man turns into a post-it note.)
Kenichi: Uncle! What happened?!
Post-it note: ...
Kenichi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!UNCLE!!!
Simon: Be quiet, will you?!
(Kenichi pockets the post-it note, sniffling.)
Duke Red: Look at the city and the ocean, Aria! Aren't they beautiful?
Aria: I can see the Ziggurat from here!
Duke Red: Anyone can see the Ziggurat from anywhere, Aria. It's huge.
Aria: Oh...yeah.
(Duke Red shuts his eyes)
Flight attendent: You can wander around now, folks!
Duke Red: (thought)Yes! Now I can go use the restroom!(End thought)
(Duke Red stands up and makes his way to the restroom)
Rock: (thought) I wonder where father is going? I had better follow him...maybe we'll even get to be alone together!(end thought)
Simon: I'm going to the casino.
Tima: Me too.
(Tima and Simon make their way to the casino)
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At the casino, which is next door to the first class seating area...
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Tima: There's nobody here!
Simon: Not even a dealer!
Tima: This is creepy, let's get out of here. *Runs back to the casino door but it won't open at all, no matter what method Tima tries. They do the same thing with all the other doors, but to no avail. They are locked in.*
Simon: Um...you were wrong. This is REALLY creepy.
Tima: *Gulp* Ye-yeah...
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In the men's restroom...
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Duke Red is whistling and washing his hands in the plush men's restroom. There is a lounging area and even a few vending machines. Rock enters and sits at the couch.
Rock:(Thought) So father had to go to the restroom...(End thought)
Duke Red: *Walks around corner and sees Rock* GYAHH! What are you doing here?!
Rock: I was following you...
Duke Red: Whatever. *Tries to open the door out of the restroom all ways possible but to no avail* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rock: It's a sign! We have to spend some quality time together, father!
Duke Red: *Gulp* Quality...time?
Rock: You know, father-son bonding!
Duke Red: I'm not your father!
Rock: You know that's not true in your heart...wait. You aren't my father.
Duke Red: Thank goodness! How long did it take for you to figure that out, boy?
Rock: YOU'RE MY OBSESSION, MY ONE TRUE DESIRE!!
Duke Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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In the seating area...
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Aria: Did you hear that?
Kenichi: Hear what?
Aria: A scream just now. It sounded like Duke Red...oh well. *Falls asleep*
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In the casino...
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(At the roullette table)
Tima: All my chips say it's going to land on the red one, baby!
Simon: We'll see!
(The ball falls on the red one)
Simon: We have a winner!
(Weird and spooky noises come out of nowhere)
Tima: I'm really getting creeped out...
Simon: This is...freaky...wait...
voice: Put that MP3 player down!
Other voice: I'm a slaaaaaaave for you...
Voice: No!
Tima: That's Rock...
Simon: And Duke Red!
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In the men's restroom...
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Rock is in his undies singing 'I'm a slave 4 U' as Duke Red tries to hide.
Duke Red: Just leave me alone!
Rock: Don't deny your desire!
Duke Red: I have no desire for you!
Rock: You're a terrible liar, do you know that?
Duke Red: GO AWAY!
Rock: I can be the prince and you can be the princess!
Duke Red: ARGH!!!!!
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In the seating area...
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Aria: Do you hear pop music?
Kenichi: A little...
Aria: Thought so. *falls asleep again*
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In the casino...
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Tima: This is getting creepier and creepier...
Rock's voice: Come here and spank me!
Duke Red's voice: NO!
Simon: I agree.
Tima: I'm scared.
Rock's voice: Love me daddy!
Simon: Just close your ears and it'll all go away.
Tima: Poor *Points in the direction of the men's restroom*
Simon: Right.
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In the men's restroom...
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Rock: Just one little kiss!
Duke Red: NO!
Rock: Pleaaaase?
Duke Red: Stupid! *Slaps Rock*
Rock: Oh, so you're THAT kind of guy. I should have known all along! *Slaps Duke Red* What's my name!?
Duke Red: *Puts a hand to his own face, an expression of shock coming upon it.* You...
Rock: *Eyes water anime love scene style* Yes?
Duke Red: You IDIOT! *Smacks Rock so hard he hits the floor*
Rock: Yes, oh YES!
Duke Red: ...(Thought) That stupid boy thinks everything I do is an act of...you know. I must find a way to get out of here...(end thought)
Rock: I just LOVE the dominant types!
Duke Red: -______-;;
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In the seating area...
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Aria: And it's good!
Kenichi: I don't get how you can beat me so bad in tabletop football when you're a girl and I'm a boy.
Aria: Girls can do anything!
Kenichi: I guess...
Aria: You know, I think that schoolgirl costume is affecting your brain.
Kenichi: *Voice becoming slightly more girlish* Whatever do you mean? Come, let's look at some travel magazines.
Aria: Alright.
Kenichi: *Picks up a travel fashion magazine* Isn't she pretty? *Points to lady on the cover as his hair begins to grow long underneath the wig he is wearing*
Aria: Um...Kenichi?
Kenichi: Yes?
Aria: You might want to try taking off that wig for a little bit...
Kenichi: *Really girlish voice that he himself doesn't seem to notice...it sounds natural* Alright, just a second. *Takes off wig and touches his hair* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aria: I think you're turning into a girl.
Kenichi: This can't be!
Aria: Here's a mirror. *Hands Kenichi a mirror from her bag*
Kenichi: Woah, I'm cute. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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In the casino...
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Simon and Tima are rolling in a gigantic pile of casino chips as 'We're in the Money' plays.
Tima: Weeee! I never thought I would be able to roll around in 1.3 Billion!
Simon: Me neither! Weeeee!
Tima: This is so much fun! I hope we don't get arrested just for rolling in the chips. That's not illegal, right?
Simon: I don't think so...
Tima: We didn't steal them, right? We just moved them...and rolled in them.
Simon: I know no law that prohibits that.
Tima: Okay!
(Tima and Simon continue rolling)
Simon: WAIT!
Tima: What now?
Simon: *Puts on a gaming visor* Now we can roll!
(Tima and Simon continu rolling...again.)
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In the men's restroom...
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Duke Red is hiding in a stall completely wrapped in 4ply toilet paper (Very soft.) Rock is skipping around the huge restroom looking for him.
Duke Red: (thought) My life is over...who know's what'll happen if that boy gets his hands on me? There's nothing I can do...my psyche is getting warped horribly out of shape thus rendering me paranoied and defenceless...I want a strawberry custard danish.(end thought)
Rock: Oh Dukie! Where are you? It's time to plaaaaaayyy!
Duke Red: *gulp* (thought) I don't know what to do! Will my disguise work, or will it just make him kinky? I don't know! I need help! Someone must save me!(End thought)
Rock: Hmm hmm hmm...I smell the smell of love!
Duke Red: O_____o???
Rock: Roses...I smell roses! That can only mean one thing...
Duke Red: *Sniffs himself* ... (Thought) Rose cologne...WHY did I use rose scented cologne?! I'm so stupid! Stupid me! I'm going to dump the entire 1/2 ounce bottle! Even if it was $1,700!!(end thought)
Rock: BOO! Gotcha, loverboy!
Duke Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
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In Middle Earth...
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Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air!
Aragorn: Is it Saruman?
Legolas: No, I fear I do not know who it is. Perhaps it is an important political-like figure being captured by his adopted almost-son in a very large, fancy, flying place of release?
Aragorn: Perhaps.
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At the Osbourne's house...
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Ozzy: What's that f***ing noise?! Sharon!
Sharon: What, Ozzy?!
Ozzy: Th-th-there's a noise coming fr-from somewhere. Can you help me find it?
Sharon: It doesn't sound like it's coming from the house...
Kelly: MUM, JACK STOLE MY METROPOLIS DVD AGAIN!! JACK, YOU F***ING B*STARD! YOU TOOK IT, DIDN'T YOU?!
Jack: WHAT, KELLY? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
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At Hogwarts...
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Professor Snape: And we add a little bit of boomslang skin... *Glass vials break everywhere as a scream blasts through the halls* BLOODY PEEVES!
Draco: I don't think it's Peeves, professor...
Entire class: YOU-KNOW-WHO!!
Harry: Voldemort!
(Silence)
Harry: ...Celine Dion?
(Silence)
Harry: Alright, you-know-who! Are you happy now?
(Screaming and chaos ensues.)
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City of the Ancients...
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Aeris: *Wakes up* LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY! SHEESH! STUPID PLANET SPIRIT THINGIES! I'M DEAD LIKE YOU NOW! I CAN'T HELP YOU! *Throws a rock out of the water*
(Silence)
Aeris: I am seriously bored. Stupid screaming...I was happy and dead until you and your stupid horrible-ness came along...
(There is silence as Aeris continues to listen to the scream.)
Aeris: This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me in six years.
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In Tokyo...
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Chii is listening. She turns to Hideki, confused.
Chii: Chii?
Hideki: It sounds like someone's getting killed...
Chii: *Uber-kawaii sad face* Chii...
Hideki: Don't worry, it's not your problem.
Chii: *Draws a really childlike but kawaii drawing of Rock capturing Duke Red* Chii chii!
Hideki: Isn't that that guy that dressed up like Utena?
Chii: Chii! *Glomps Hideki*
Hideki: You're a good girl, Chii.
Chii: Chii good girl!
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In a hospital in Metropolis...
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Dilandau: Do you hear Duke Red screaming?
Utena: *Carrying a bundle of roses* Why, yes. Yes I do.
Dilandau: At least he doesn't have a rare and horrible disease!
Utena: He does have one, Dilandau. *Puts the roses in a vase*
Dilandau: Oh yeah? And what's that?
Utena: Rock Syndrome.
Dilandau: Ha ha. Very funny. Where's my menu?!
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In the seating area...
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Aria: Duke Red's in trouble!
Kenichi: *Painting his nails and listening to pop music* Why should I care? *Now has a really natural valley girl voice*
Aria: O________________________________O!!! Kenichi!! You're...a GIRL!
Kenichi: And? What's you're problem? You're a girl too.
Aria: You used to be...
Kenichi: What? Do I look like a freaking boy to you? Geez, I've never met anyone so clueless...
Aria: Hmm...*Walks in direction of Men's restroom. Once she gets there, she tries to open the door but can't* Oh my!
Kenichi: Looks like you're stuck, Silverfish.
Aria: What?
Kenichi: That's the name I'm giving you. Your hair is a funky silver color and you look really streamlined, so why not?
Aria: What do I call you?
Kenichi: You can call me Buzz.
Aria: Alright...Buzz. Can you help me open this door?
Kenichi: No prob. *Stands and walks over to Aria, taking a screwdriver out of her/his pocket* So, Silverfish, where ya from?
Aria: Right out of Madrie county.
Kenichi: *Working on door* They've got nice hills there. Great for snowboarding.
Aria: We go snowboarding every winter.
Kenichi: That's nice. Since we're pals, you should invite me one time. *Works on door some more*
Aria: Alright...
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In the casino...
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Tima: *Sips a smoothie* I'm getting bored.
Simon: *Sips pina colada* Yup.
Tima: Do you hear screaming?
Simon: Yup.
Tima: Nothing new.
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In the men's restroom...
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(Now would be a good time to play 'Lux Aeterna' from Requiem for a Dream.)
Duke Red: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*Holding out an empty toilet paper roll* YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Rock: Roleplaying, huh?
Duke Red: -__________________-;; No, you stupid boy! I hate you! Get away from me, or I'll...I'll...Do something not good!
Rock: Something not good? What's that?
Duke Red: I don't know yet, but when I do think of it, you will be sorry!
Rock: *Bursts into insane laughter* When I think of it! *Continues laughing*
Duke Red: -___-;I need therapy...
Rock: *Is still laughing*
Duke Red:*Quickly runs away. You can almost hear scary music playing!LA* (thought) What am I going to do? He can't be far behind. I must hide someplace he cannot find me!(end thought) *Leaps behind a couch with a loud 'SMACK!'* Ow...that was unplesant...
Rock: *Notices Duke Red is gone and stops laughing* Dukie...? *Looks around all hysterical-like* DUKIE! COME OUT (Extreme emphasis)NOW!!!!
Duke Red: (Thought) I don't want to be found. I want to make a little coccoon and hide away, dreaming about Aria night and day...hey...that rhymed! But still...(end thought) Still...*Begins to cry softly-everybody AWWWWWW!!!*
Rock: *Extremely angry* WHERE ARE YOU?! *Destroys a toilet* COME OUT!
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In the seating area...
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Kenichi: *Almost done with work on door* Almost got it...
Aria: Please hurry, Buzz!
(Crashing and yelling emits from restroom)
Kenichi: Don't worry, Silverfish...
Aria: *Crying* Please!
Kenichi: *Screwdriver breaks* DAMN!
Aria: *Begins pounding on door* OPEN! OPEN NOW!! *begins crying harder*
(Even more crashing and yelling)
Kenichi: *Picks up broken screwdriver and tries to continue working* Stop crying! everything's going to be fine!
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In the casino...
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Tima: Something's wrong! *the scent of fresh blood and death fills the air* Simon!
Simon: Tima...*Points at the drinks-they are blood*
Tima: Wh-What's going on?!
Simon: I don't know, but I'm getting really, really scared!
Tima: AH! *The bar begins to rot...somehow.* Wh...
Simon: Let's go!*Grabs Tima*
(Tima and Simon run to the casino door, pounding on it. They are desperate to escape.)
Tima: HELP!
Simon: LET US OUT!
(A darkness begins growing in the casino)
Tima: AHHHHHHHHHH!!
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In the men's restroom...
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Duke Red: (thought) He's coming! (end thought) *Rolls into a tight ball, shivering like mad.*
Rock: *Bashing random things, still yelling like a lunatic* WHERE ARE YOU?!*comes closer to the couch*
Duke Red: *Gets up, runs, and pounds on the door screaming bloody murder. Rock sees him and begins to slowly walk twoards him.* HELP ME! SOMEBODY, PLEASE!
Rock: HEEEEEERE'S ROCKY!
Duke Red: HELP ME!!*Begins to sob, and collapses against the door* Please...
Rock: *Getting closer* THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!
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In the seating area...
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Kenichi: Got it!
Aria: *Pulls the door down as Kenichi gets out of the way. Duke Red falls onto the floor* Duke Red!
Duke Red: Aria!*Reaches up to her like a small child wanting to be carried*
Aria: *Helps Duke Red up. They run to the back of the seating area as crazy approaches them.* There's nowhere...
Kenichi: to run!
Rock: *Insane laughter* Do you think you can escape now?*slows down*
Kenichi: Dammit...
Aria: No, no, no, no, no...
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In the Casino...
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The darkness fills the entire casino, and blood begins trickling from under the door. The casino begins to smell like rotting bodies. Simon turns around to find that the room that was once a casino is now a frosty room full or the rotting dead.
Simon: AHHHHHHH!
Tima: Wh...Simon...
(The dead people begin to get up and come twoard them.)
Tima: SIMON!
Simon: There's nothing we can do!!
Tima: I don't want to die!
Simon:*Begins to cry*It can't end this way...
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In the seating area...
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Rock: Once upon a time there was a very, very handsome Prince--no, a very, very handsome Duke who loved the color red. He lived with his wife, his daughter, and a very nice little boy, who fell desperately in love with him. Oh, the boy would do whatever the Duke, his 'Father', said. They lived contently...for a time.
There came a day where the little boy 'accidentally' killed the little Duchess. But oh, 'accidentally'. It was not all his fault, wasn't it? But still...
The little Duchess was gone, for the Duke would not forgive the little boy.
Things only went somewhat downhill. The Duke still let the little boy call him 'Father' until the same mistake was made...
And the mommy Duchess passed away.
Oh, the Duke was very, very angry at the little boy! How could he do such a thing?
"For you." the little boy said. "Only for you. For you see, father, women only do no good. It is the both of us together who truely shine forth as proper lovers."
This only enraged the Duke. He never let the little boy call him 'Father' again and was disgusted to look upon his sad little face. Such skillfull work her did to create these 'accidents'! Didn't his father appreciate his love? No...
So one day, as the Duke, his new Duchess, the fake little Duchess, and the entire royal court migrated across the ocean, the little boy decided to do one last thing for his beloved Duke...
Duke Red: Wh-What?
Rock: He decided to make a valentine, in the middle of the fall. Why, how absurd! But no...really. What better gift to a Duke who loves the color red so much...than a beautiful, bright red room? Ah, red. The color of power, is it not? The color of courage, the color of war...and the color...of love...and uncontrollable...passion. Silly me! I'm rambling. I've got to get to painting this room for my love!
Kenichi: There's no paint...
Rock: What?
Kenichi: I-I said that there's no paint...
Rock: Silly girl. Sure there is! All I have to do is get it out of you!
Aria: *Clings to Duke Red* No...no...no...please, no...
Duke Red: *Gulp* Wh-what are you going to do to us?
Rock: Us? Them, you mean. I'm going to open them up and paint this room for us. Then we may rest. Now, you may do as you like, my love. Housework is dull, especially for one as powerful, courageous, war-minded, loving, and passionate as you. Next to you, my dear, I am nothing. The only thing I can do for you now is paint this room. But wait! Why did you run from me so? You seemed frightened, my love. Are you a virgin?
Duke Red: Don't hurt them.
Rock: Wha? These women? Worthless things, they are. Never stick to their own kind. Drag us men into their world of anti-innocence..they are not gentle.
Duke Red: I don't care. Don't hurt them.
Rock: Don't you want your valentine?
Duke Red: I don't even know who I am anymore. I don't understand...
Rock: Huh?
Duke Red: Everyone dies, anyway. Why should I care? They stay for a little while then go away forever...I'll bet that they never even cared...
Rock: What are you...
Duke Red: Then that means the only one to ever really love me...is you, Rock.
Rock: That's right!
Duke Red: But wait...
Rock: Yes?
Duke Red: You HATE me. Yes, that's correct.
Rock: How--
Duke Red: You have been taking everyone away. I remember that now...so...you are the one who truely HATES me.
Rock: Why are you saying these things?
Duke Red: Because they are true, Rock.
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In the casino...
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The zombies are staring at Simon and Tima, as if calculating what to do to them. The stench is unbearable.
Tima: I...can't...
Simon: I'm going to...fa...i...n...
(Darkness)
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In the seating area...
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Duke Red:*Chuckles softly* Of course, I still love the color red, my boy. Didn't you say it was the color of love...and passion?*Moves closer to Rock*
Rock:*Backs away* Yes, I did.
Duke Red: I think...I love you, Rock...what better way for me to show this than to play with you.
Rock: ...Play?
Duke Red: Like when you were younger, and we would play tag...my, you loved that game. Always running, you were...if not...you were trying on your sister's dresses. Step foward...my son.
Rock: Yes...*Takes one step foward.*
Duke Red: *Chuckles again* I know you hate me, but could you be a little more considerate? Make me smile, just this once...let me TAG you...*fingers something in his pocket*
Aria: *Whimpers* I don't know what's happening...
Kenichi: I don't either...
Rock: *Slowly walks to Duke Red* I'm here.
Duke Red: *Puts his arms around Rock* I'll never understand you...*There is a loud 'WOOSH!' as Duke Red quickly takes the thing from his pocket out, removes something from it, and jabs Rock in the arm. Rock slides to the floor, asleep.*
Aria: Where did you learn to do that?!
Duke Red: Ettiquite school. Self-defence. High-risk course. Very useful.
Kenichi: That ROCKS!
Aria and Duke Red: SHHH!
Kenichi: Oh, yeah.
(The three put Rock in the men's restroom and resecure the door.)
Aria: What was all that stuff you were saying about you and Rock?
Duke Red: Nothing. Just a random jumble of thought.
Aria: Wow...*Looks out the window* We're almost there.
(the flight attendant comes into the seating area.)
Flight attendant: Buckle your seatbelts for the landing, please!
(Duke Red, Aria, and Kenichi buckle their safety belts.)
Flight attendant: Where are the others?
Duke Red: I don't know.
Flight attendant: Oh, well.
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In the casino...
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A flight attendant opens the door to the casino to find Simon and Tima fainted. Everything in the casino is normal now.
Casino flight attendant: This is the third time this week! *Drags the two of them back to the seating room and buckles them in* There!
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-_______-;; In the seating room where everyone but Rock is...
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Simon: ZOMBIES!
Duke Red: What are you talking about?!
Simon: Oh...nothing. Where's Rock?
(Tima wakes up)
Duke Red: He gave us a little trouble. *Pulls toilet paper out of his hair*
Aria: I'm glad that's over.
(the airbus begins to land)
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Five minutes later...
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Duke Red: Ahhh, Hawaii. The land of legend, mystery, sun and sand.
Tima: It's pretty here.
Simon: Well? What do we do now?
Duke Red: Simple! Call a limo!*Gets out his cell phone* Hello? Is this Hot Shot limosines? I'd like a limosine to come to the Honolulu airport. A few...seconds? The entire fleet is right here? Thank you.*hangs up just as a limo pulls up in front of them. The whole gang piles in and the limo drives off.*
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Meanwhile...
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Flight attendant: He's mine, all mine! *Ties Rock to a chair*
Rock: *slowly opens his eyes* Who...who are you?
Flight attendant: My name is Emma...but you may call me Rocku!
Rock: NOT YOU!!
Emma: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Later...
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Simon: Alright. I'll go to my house with Kenichi and Aria, and you can have Tima.
Duke Red: No, no, no. Aria stays with ME. I saved her life. You can live with Kenichi.
Simon: Hmm. Fine, then. I'll see you later.
Duke Red: I'll see YOU later.
Tima: That *Points to the mansion* Is my new home?
Duke Red: Yes.
Tima: Will I get to see Kenichi?
Duke Red: Of course! He...er...she...er...it lives right across the street!
Aria: I'm tired, let's go in already.
Duke Red: Me too.
Tima: How can I faint if I'm a robot?
(Twilight zone music)
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AN: Well? How was it? I swear, this has to be the most serious chapter in this story. (the sequal to this story will be serious and not written as a script) I think this is the biggest chapter of them all, actually. It has not lyrics! (Which I use too much of.) Ahh, so much can happen in one Airbus...now review! Please?