Digimon: The WWE Era
Disclaimer: I still don't own any of the rights to Digimon or the WWE. Sometimes I wish I did though. Then all the Digimon seasons would be as good as the first. Also, I could fire Paul Heyman.
A/N: Hello friends. I'm back with the rest of chapter 1 and chapter 2 like I promised. Sorry it took so long. I made a mistake by posting a two liner before I put the actual story up and the FF.Net people wouldn't let me post anything for awhile. Then my computer wouldn't work right. But now I'm back and ready to continue the work that Matt Hardy began. That work being spreading Mattitude to the masses. Enjoy and remember to always live for the moment.
Chapter 1- The Mystery of the Card
Jeff Hardy walked to his hotel room with his head hung down low. He didn't want to be bothered. No Mercy had been over for three hours now, but the young superstar still hadn't gotten over his lost to Christian. All that training was for nothing. Jeff just wanted to climb into bed, go to sleep, and forget the whole night.
Jeff fell onto the bed and let out a huge sigh. He then reached into his gym bag, which lay half opened on the floor, and pulled out his journal. He flipped though pages full of poems and previous entries before finding a blank page and something he didn't recognize. It was a small green card. It was about the size of a floppy disk and it had a blue 'D' in the middle of one side.
"What's this?" Jeff asked himself, " Did I put it here and forget? No, that's not it."
As Jeff continued to study the card, his older brother Matt came into the room. He was all smiles after winning his match against Jamie Noble earlier. Having lost his match, Jeff was somewhat sickened by his brother's happiness.
"What's up little bro?" Matt said before noticing the card in Jeff's hand, "Hey, you got one too." The older Hardy then produced his own identical card.
"Where'd you get that?" Jeff asked.
"I don't know. Lita and I were walking down the street and we decided to buy a hot dog. I reached into my pocket to pay and I pulled this thing out. Lita told me she found one in her purse earlier this morning."
"Man, that's weird. They're appearing everywhere. Where are they coming from?"
"I don't know," Matt said before letting out a big yawn, "but I'm gonna wait until tomorrow to find out. See you in the morning bro." Version1, as he liked to be called, climbed into bed and quickly fell asleep.
Jeff studied his card some more, but soon gave up and went to sleep.
The next day, the Hardys sat in Jeff's locker just three hours before Raw would go on the air. Matt's girlfriend Lita had joined them as they continued to work on the mystery of the green cards that had found their way into their possession.
"I don't get it," Lita said as she examined one of the cards, "How could these things get into our possession and us not know about it. It doesn't make any sense."
"Could it be possible that someone put them there?" Jeff speculated.
"That's a possibility, but why would someone do that?" Matt asked.
Jeff opened his mouth to answer, but before he could get even a word out, Trish Stratus and Edge came barging into the room.
"Sorry for not knocking. We just wanted to know if we could borrow Jeff's laptop." Edge said.
"Why would you want my laptop?" Jeff wondered.
"Because we both found these strange green cards in our gym bags. I asked Triple H about them and he said they looked like something for a computer," Trish explained.
"That's a valid theory," Jeff said, "Let's try it." He then went into his gym bag and got his laptop computer. He plugged it in and everyone waited for it to load up.
While they were waiting, the WWE's resident superhero, Hurricane Helms came running into the room. "Greetings citizens. Citizen McMahon said he wanted to see all of the performers for tonight's show in his office in about three minutes," Helms said before noticing one of the cards, "Magnificent Mysteries! So I'm not the only one to receive a card. Whazzup wit dat?" He then pulls a green card out of one of his pockets.
"Dude, why are there pockets on your tights?" Edge asked.
"Never mind that. Where'd you get that card, Helms?" Lita asked.
"I found it in the Hurri-cycle. I don't know who left it though."
"Well, my computer's done booting," Jeff said, "Time to see if it can tell us something." He then placed his card into the computer disk drive. There was a bright light from the drive and no more. Jeff looked into the drive and made a shocking discovery. "It's gone," the Hardy Boy said.
"Maybe that's supposed to happen," Lita speculated. She then put her card into the drive and it also disappeared.
Matt, Edge, and Trish followed Lita's example and their cards also vanished, but when Helms put his in, something new happened. A bright light filled the computer screen.
Matt opened his mouth to say something, but the light consumed him and everyone else. They were all dragged down an almost endless tunnel of light. It twisted and turned forever it seemed. There was nothing to be seen but light for a while. Then there was only darkness.
A/N: So what did you think? Did you like or hate it? Tell me in your reviews. Flames accepted as always. If you didn't like it, read chapter 2 anyway. You know, just to find out what Digimon I gave the superstars. Well, that's all for now.
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