Ayana: Surrfornotupdatingforsixforevers!
Rudin: We've been busy.
Ayana: Because we've been helping my pal with her revwar historical fiction. Research, ya know. Tons of it.
Rudin: So yes, we're alive, and yes, we have more characters.
Ayana: Yup. Well, here we go!
*************
Intro: Everyone is chillin' at Duke Red's house. Everything is laid back and normal, even though Ban is a post-it note and Kenichi is a girl. It is storming outside.
Duke Red: *sitting on a long couch reading the Honolulu Advertiser* There's nothing to do today.
Aria: You said it.
Tima: Don't the collaborative authorities have some idea as to what to do?
Kenichi: I don't think so.
*silence*
Simon: I'm bored.
Kenichi: Don't you think we know that?
Aria: I know! Let's play trivial pursuit!
Duke Red: No.
Aria: I know! Let's play trivial pursuit!
Duke Red: Okay, why not.
*Kenichi walks over to a chest and takes out a box labled 'Trivial Pursuit'. She sets it up in the center of everyone*
Kenichi: How do you play this dang game again?
Duke Red: I dunremember.
Simon: Can I be the banker?
Aria: There is no banker...is there?
Tima: I don't think so. Is there, papa?
Duke Red: You called me papa...*teary eyes*
Tima: Of course! You're my father, are you not?
Duke Red: *hugs Tima and sobs* I'm so happy, my dear!
Tima: You can let go, papa.
Kenichi: I'll read the instructions. *Kenichi picks up the instructions and begins looking over them*
Tima: Um...papa, I told you to let go.
Duke Red: *lets go of Tima* Oh, sorry. *accidentally knocks Tima's hot chocolate from the armrest of the couch and onto the trivial pursuit board* Yes! It missed the carpet! *the TP board begins glowing* Um...okay.
Tima and Aria: What did you do!?
Duke Red: I dunno.
Tima: My hot chocolate...
Kenichi: Um...it says on the instructions: 'Do not add hot chocolate. If you spill hot chocolate on the board, maximum two random historical figures will be sent to you. There is no way to send them back. Warning: Historical figures may cause unwanted guests.'
Duke Red: ...dangit.
*The glowing gets really, really bright and a wooshing sound engulfs the room*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*the wooshing and light stops*
Aria: Hey, look!
John Andre: Oh my...where am I?!
Tima: What are we going to do about that?
Kenichi: *shrugs*
Duke Red: Hey it's--
*the board begins glowing and wooshing again*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*the glowing and wooshing stops*
Ban Tarleton: What in the blazes...
Aria: It's Banastre Tarleton, British war hero! OMGILUVYOUUUUUUU!!! *glomp*
Ban Tarleton: Call me Ban.
Kanichi: *puppy eyes* Uncle?
Ban Tarleton: I'm not your uncle...you can get off of me, young lady.
Duke Red: *eyes Ban*
John Andre: Ban...Banastre?! THISISALLYOURFAULT! *tackle**strangle**pummle**throttle*
Aria: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kenichi: I...don't know what to do about this.
Ban Tarleton: M-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL!!
John Andre: ...Alright. *lets Banastre go*
Tima: Hello.
John Andre: What a cute little girl! *gets his pimp on* Allow me to draw you! ^^
Duke Red: *smacks John Andre* GETAWAYFROMMYDAUGHTERIDON'TCAREIFYOU'REANIMPORTANTHISTORICALFIGUREKEEPYOUREYESOFFMYLITTLEANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Andre: ...Who are you?
Duke Red: ...-____-;;
*The flush of a toilet is heard and Simon walks into the room*
Simon: Have you--BLOODY HELL!!!
Aria: Shibby, huh?^^
Tima: Supercalifragilisticespialidocious.
Duke Red: Annoying, actually, but quite alright.
Kenichi: UNCLE!!
Ban Tarleton: No, little girl.
Kenichi: ...
John Andre: Where are we? Are you going to kill us?
Simon: N-No...*puppy eyes* I wrote a paper on you when I was ten...
John Andre: Who, me?
Simon: *nod*
John Andre: *sweatdrops and steps backward* Heh...^^;;
*The door bursts open, and everyone gasps*
Aria: Anthy!
Duke Red: And Skunk!
Kenichi: You know, I never saw that coming.
Anthy: Where's Utena? I've come to take her back.
Duke Red: She's not here, she's at the Metropolitain Hospital with Dilandau. Besides, she doesn't love you anymore. Why do you want her to come back to you?
Anthy: Because...
Simon: Well, get on with it!
Anthy: Because she made me pregnant!
*Crickets chirp*
Tima: How, exactly, did you find us?
Anthy: There was this blinding light and this really loud wooshing noise...
*Everyone groans in annoyance*
Anthy: What?! It's true!
Skunk: I am here to get back at you for yelling at me, Dukie!
Duke Red: ...Dukie?! When did I yell at you?!
Skunk: Back in the first chapter! *crumbles whatever's left of the thin transparent fourth wall of the story*
Flashback
Duke Red: *Sigh*
Skunk: What the hell is wrong with you?
Duke Red: BE QUIET! IT'S MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!
(Skunk runs out of the Auditorium crying and everyone watches him, somewhat shocked.)
/Flashback
Duke Red: Oh...I completely forgot about that.
Skunk: Leave it to you to forget about human emotion!
Duke Red: I was--and I still am--in love.
Aria: Oh, my! With who?
Everyone but Aria: *collective facefault*
Skunk: That doesn't give you the right to yell at me! So I'll get my revenge. I just havn't figured out how yet.
Anthy: How about killing Aria?
Skunk: That would work.
Aria: *gulp* Um...nothanks.^^;;
Anthy: Oh, okay.^^
Skunk: *looks around room, and spots Ban and John playing with the TV* I know how I'll get revenge on you! *takes out cell-phone* Hello? President Bush? This is Skunk from Metropolis. You have a spy in your midsts...no, no. He's a British spy. Apparently, the British are trying to lure you into a false sense of security so they can TAKE OVER YER COUNTRY!
Aria: Oh, crapplesticks. I like Britain...
Simon: Why do I feel the need to put a hurting on someone?
Duke Red: Alright. You can kill me. You can kill my daughter. You can even try to kill my pseudo-girlfriend who is unbeleivably immune to horrible happenings. BUT YOU CANNOT SEND BUSH TO BOMB MY BRITAIN!!!!!*attack**pummle**throttle**hit**slap**random bondage technique**high pitched scream**beating with wet noodle*
Skunk: X_____X
Tima: Woohoo!
Simon: Go get him!
Anthy: Oh, my...
Ban Tarleton: ...goodness!
John Andre: ...meep.
Aria: ...oh dear...
Kenichi: Two hundred says Beakyboy wins!
Ban Tarleton: Taken!
*Two windows across from each other break at once*
Everyone: *collective gasp*
Utena: I've come to smite you, Anthy!
Rock: MY LOVE! I'VE COME TO RESCUE YOU!!
Duke Red: *little girl scream*
Anthy: Utena!
Aria: Ditto!
Utena: Dilly's still at the hospital, but I sensed Anthy's presence here. I must stop her...I hate her with every fiber of my being.
Skunk: Bweehee hee hee!!
Anthy and Rock: I thought you loved me!
Duke Red: I don't love you. I maybe did at one point, as a son, but no...not anymore. *Apathetic face*
Skunk: Waiit a moment--
*The door bursts open to reveal a whole lot of army guys*
Kenichi: Dude.
Aria: *gulp*
Anthy: Hello!
Ban Tartleton: Not again...
Utena: This isn't a good time, is it...
Duke Red: Alright, this is getting WAY out of hand!
John Andre: *screams and hides behind Simon* DON'T LET THEM GET ME AGAIN!!! PLEASE! I'm not a spy...*muttering*
Simon: ...I don't know what to do.^^;;
Skunk: We are so dead.
Rock: *Takes Duke Red's hand* Since...we're most likely going to die or be captured in a few seconds...I'd like to tell you a secret.
Duke Red: What, Rock? That you're madly in love with me? I already know, you sicko.
Rock: No, it's not that. I've been hiding this from you for so long.
Duke Red--
Ban Tarleton: Excuse me for interrupting this little moment, but I must ask this--What are you the Duke of?
Duke Red: ...I don't remember. O___o;;
Ban Tarleton: Oh, okay. Carry on.
Rock: Duke Red...I...I am...
*collective suspense*
Rock: I am...
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OMG CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! This is a very short chapter, I know. Havn't written in script form in a looong time. Gotta get the joints moving. Well, aren't you all curious as to what Rock's secret is? *suspenseful music* Tune in next week to find out...
Rudin: We've been busy.
Ayana: Because we've been helping my pal with her revwar historical fiction. Research, ya know. Tons of it.
Rudin: So yes, we're alive, and yes, we have more characters.
Ayana: Yup. Well, here we go!
*************
Intro: Everyone is chillin' at Duke Red's house. Everything is laid back and normal, even though Ban is a post-it note and Kenichi is a girl. It is storming outside.
Duke Red: *sitting on a long couch reading the Honolulu Advertiser* There's nothing to do today.
Aria: You said it.
Tima: Don't the collaborative authorities have some idea as to what to do?
Kenichi: I don't think so.
*silence*
Simon: I'm bored.
Kenichi: Don't you think we know that?
Aria: I know! Let's play trivial pursuit!
Duke Red: No.
Aria: I know! Let's play trivial pursuit!
Duke Red: Okay, why not.
*Kenichi walks over to a chest and takes out a box labled 'Trivial Pursuit'. She sets it up in the center of everyone*
Kenichi: How do you play this dang game again?
Duke Red: I dunremember.
Simon: Can I be the banker?
Aria: There is no banker...is there?
Tima: I don't think so. Is there, papa?
Duke Red: You called me papa...*teary eyes*
Tima: Of course! You're my father, are you not?
Duke Red: *hugs Tima and sobs* I'm so happy, my dear!
Tima: You can let go, papa.
Kenichi: I'll read the instructions. *Kenichi picks up the instructions and begins looking over them*
Tima: Um...papa, I told you to let go.
Duke Red: *lets go of Tima* Oh, sorry. *accidentally knocks Tima's hot chocolate from the armrest of the couch and onto the trivial pursuit board* Yes! It missed the carpet! *the TP board begins glowing* Um...okay.
Tima and Aria: What did you do!?
Duke Red: I dunno.
Tima: My hot chocolate...
Kenichi: Um...it says on the instructions: 'Do not add hot chocolate. If you spill hot chocolate on the board, maximum two random historical figures will be sent to you. There is no way to send them back. Warning: Historical figures may cause unwanted guests.'
Duke Red: ...dangit.
*The glowing gets really, really bright and a wooshing sound engulfs the room*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*the wooshing and light stops*
Aria: Hey, look!
John Andre: Oh my...where am I?!
Tima: What are we going to do about that?
Kenichi: *shrugs*
Duke Red: Hey it's--
*the board begins glowing and wooshing again*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*the glowing and wooshing stops*
Ban Tarleton: What in the blazes...
Aria: It's Banastre Tarleton, British war hero! OMGILUVYOUUUUUUU!!! *glomp*
Ban Tarleton: Call me Ban.
Kanichi: *puppy eyes* Uncle?
Ban Tarleton: I'm not your uncle...you can get off of me, young lady.
Duke Red: *eyes Ban*
John Andre: Ban...Banastre?! THISISALLYOURFAULT! *tackle**strangle**pummle**throttle*
Aria: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kenichi: I...don't know what to do about this.
Ban Tarleton: M-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL!!
John Andre: ...Alright. *lets Banastre go*
Tima: Hello.
John Andre: What a cute little girl! *gets his pimp on* Allow me to draw you! ^^
Duke Red: *smacks John Andre* GETAWAYFROMMYDAUGHTERIDON'TCAREIFYOU'REANIMPORTANTHISTORICALFIGUREKEEPYOUREYESOFFMYLITTLEANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Andre: ...Who are you?
Duke Red: ...-____-;;
*The flush of a toilet is heard and Simon walks into the room*
Simon: Have you--BLOODY HELL!!!
Aria: Shibby, huh?^^
Tima: Supercalifragilisticespialidocious.
Duke Red: Annoying, actually, but quite alright.
Kenichi: UNCLE!!
Ban Tarleton: No, little girl.
Kenichi: ...
John Andre: Where are we? Are you going to kill us?
Simon: N-No...*puppy eyes* I wrote a paper on you when I was ten...
John Andre: Who, me?
Simon: *nod*
John Andre: *sweatdrops and steps backward* Heh...^^;;
*The door bursts open, and everyone gasps*
Aria: Anthy!
Duke Red: And Skunk!
Kenichi: You know, I never saw that coming.
Anthy: Where's Utena? I've come to take her back.
Duke Red: She's not here, she's at the Metropolitain Hospital with Dilandau. Besides, she doesn't love you anymore. Why do you want her to come back to you?
Anthy: Because...
Simon: Well, get on with it!
Anthy: Because she made me pregnant!
*Crickets chirp*
Tima: How, exactly, did you find us?
Anthy: There was this blinding light and this really loud wooshing noise...
*Everyone groans in annoyance*
Anthy: What?! It's true!
Skunk: I am here to get back at you for yelling at me, Dukie!
Duke Red: ...Dukie?! When did I yell at you?!
Skunk: Back in the first chapter! *crumbles whatever's left of the thin transparent fourth wall of the story*
Flashback
Duke Red: *Sigh*
Skunk: What the hell is wrong with you?
Duke Red: BE QUIET! IT'S MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!
(Skunk runs out of the Auditorium crying and everyone watches him, somewhat shocked.)
/Flashback
Duke Red: Oh...I completely forgot about that.
Skunk: Leave it to you to forget about human emotion!
Duke Red: I was--and I still am--in love.
Aria: Oh, my! With who?
Everyone but Aria: *collective facefault*
Skunk: That doesn't give you the right to yell at me! So I'll get my revenge. I just havn't figured out how yet.
Anthy: How about killing Aria?
Skunk: That would work.
Aria: *gulp* Um...nothanks.^^;;
Anthy: Oh, okay.^^
Skunk: *looks around room, and spots Ban and John playing with the TV* I know how I'll get revenge on you! *takes out cell-phone* Hello? President Bush? This is Skunk from Metropolis. You have a spy in your midsts...no, no. He's a British spy. Apparently, the British are trying to lure you into a false sense of security so they can TAKE OVER YER COUNTRY!
Aria: Oh, crapplesticks. I like Britain...
Simon: Why do I feel the need to put a hurting on someone?
Duke Red: Alright. You can kill me. You can kill my daughter. You can even try to kill my pseudo-girlfriend who is unbeleivably immune to horrible happenings. BUT YOU CANNOT SEND BUSH TO BOMB MY BRITAIN!!!!!*attack**pummle**throttle**hit**slap**random bondage technique**high pitched scream**beating with wet noodle*
Skunk: X_____X
Tima: Woohoo!
Simon: Go get him!
Anthy: Oh, my...
Ban Tarleton: ...goodness!
John Andre: ...meep.
Aria: ...oh dear...
Kenichi: Two hundred says Beakyboy wins!
Ban Tarleton: Taken!
*Two windows across from each other break at once*
Everyone: *collective gasp*
Utena: I've come to smite you, Anthy!
Rock: MY LOVE! I'VE COME TO RESCUE YOU!!
Duke Red: *little girl scream*
Anthy: Utena!
Aria: Ditto!
Utena: Dilly's still at the hospital, but I sensed Anthy's presence here. I must stop her...I hate her with every fiber of my being.
Skunk: Bweehee hee hee!!
Anthy and Rock: I thought you loved me!
Duke Red: I don't love you. I maybe did at one point, as a son, but no...not anymore. *Apathetic face*
Skunk: Waiit a moment--
*The door bursts open to reveal a whole lot of army guys*
Kenichi: Dude.
Aria: *gulp*
Anthy: Hello!
Ban Tartleton: Not again...
Utena: This isn't a good time, is it...
Duke Red: Alright, this is getting WAY out of hand!
John Andre: *screams and hides behind Simon* DON'T LET THEM GET ME AGAIN!!! PLEASE! I'm not a spy...*muttering*
Simon: ...I don't know what to do.^^;;
Skunk: We are so dead.
Rock: *Takes Duke Red's hand* Since...we're most likely going to die or be captured in a few seconds...I'd like to tell you a secret.
Duke Red: What, Rock? That you're madly in love with me? I already know, you sicko.
Rock: No, it's not that. I've been hiding this from you for so long.
Duke Red--
Ban Tarleton: Excuse me for interrupting this little moment, but I must ask this--What are you the Duke of?
Duke Red: ...I don't remember. O___o;;
Ban Tarleton: Oh, okay. Carry on.
Rock: Duke Red...I...I am...
*collective suspense*
Rock: I am...
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OMG CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! This is a very short chapter, I know. Havn't written in script form in a looong time. Gotta get the joints moving. Well, aren't you all curious as to what Rock's secret is? *suspenseful music* Tune in next week to find out...