Chapter 3: Shishiwakawhoza's Revenge

Disclaimer: See first chapter

Kuwabara: "Darn."

            Shishiwakamaru turned and faced Kuwabara and Yusuke.

Yusuke: "I thought your sword was destroyed or something like that."

Shishiwakamaru: "Yes. It did. But I 'retrieved' another, more powerful sword."

Kurama: *mildly interested* "More powerful than the one you had before?"            

Shishiwakamaru: "Correct."

Kuwabara: "So can we see it?"

Shishiwakamaru: "Yes. Just be quiet. You're ruining the dramatic tension."

            He paused, looking around at the Spirit Detectives and Nyx, and slowly begins to reveal the sword that is swung over his shoulder. There was a gleaming flash of light, as Shishiwakamaru held the weapon high above his head.

Shishiwakamaru: "Behold! The Star Saber!"

            There was complete and total silence, with the exception of some crickets chirping in the background.

Shishiwakamaru: "The Star Saber is made of three Minicons, and I stole it from a stupid robot by the name of Megatron. Robots may be strong, but they are lacking an incredibly amount of brains."

            He lowered it to chest height, holding the blade in one hand, the hilt in the other.

Shishiwakamaru: "And so, the legendary sword is now in my possession!"

            He brought the sword down to a fighting position, a bead of sweat forming on his temple.

Nyx: "He can barely even hold the thing…"

Yusuke: "Let's just get rid of this pathetic demon."

Kuwabara: "Yes, let's get rid of Shishiwakawhoza."

Shishiwakamaru: "SHISHIWAKAMARU!"

Nyx: "I'm beginning to like that name- Shishiwakawhoza. What am I saying?! I'm not supposed to like ANYTHING Kuwabaka says."

            She hits herself on the head.

Kuwabara: "The only reason I'm calling him that is because-"

            Nyx began to flap her arms in imitation of a chicken and yelling at the top of her lungs.

Nyx: "I can FLYYYY!!!!! Like a rock!!"

            She stopped and smiled insanely at them.

Nyx: "Sorry. I just HAD to do that."

Shishiwakamaru: "You pathetic weaklings don't stand a chance against my Star Saber."

Yusuke: *blinks* "Riiiight…Just shut your mouth. SPIRIT GUN!"

            A burst of light exploded from Yusuke's fingertips, heading toward Shishiwakamaru.

Shishiwakamaru: "Fool."

            He shifted the Star Saber so that the Spirit Gun bounces off it.

Kuwabara: "YEEP!"

            The orange haired idiot stands there in shock, while the energy shoots toward him.

Kuwabara: "Ahh..."

            The jet of spirit energy flew just over him, toasting the tree behind him, and making the top of his hair smoke.

Kuwabara: "Hey!"

            Nyx began to giggle uncontrollably.

Kuwabara: "That wasn't funny!"

            Nyx continued to laugh, but managed to reply.

Nyx: "Yes…*laugh* it was…*laugh*"

Shishiwakamaru: *smiles sadistically* "Don't even bother trying. Just give up."

Nyx: *turns to Kurama and Hiei* "Why are you two just standing there? You always just stand there. Yusuke and Kuwabara do all the quick work."

            Kurama and Hiei watched her silently for a moment, the Hiei speaks up.

Hiei: "I'd rather not waste my energy on a weakling like him."

Kurama: "Would you like me to do some fighting, Yusuke?"

Yusuke: "Yeah, sure."

            Kurama flicked his hair and pulled out a rose. (A/N: Have you noticed that Kurama never punches anyone?) He cracks the flower like a whip it was about to become and it turns into a long, thick, thorny whip.

            Shishiwakamaru began to laugh, but stopped abruptly. His Sword, the Star Saber, floated out of his hand.

            Suddenly the sword exploded into a gigantic burst of light and energy. Instead of the blade being there once the area is cleared, there stood three robots, glaring at Shishiwakamaru in an unpleasant way.

Shishiwakamaru: "Minicons? I didn't think you could turn back into robots."

Minicon #1: "Normally we can't. And usually our only language is a series of beeps, but we came here to convey a message to you."

Minicon#2: "The only reason we are robots right now is because of your behavior, Shishiwakamaru."

Shishiwakamaru: "Meaning?"

Minicon #3: "You are being completely rude, annoying and stuck up."

            The Minicons trotted off into the woods, leaving Shishiwakamaru there to stare in disbelief.

Shishiwakamaru: "Well… I…I…" He sputtered.

"SIT!!!!" A voice shatters the silence.

Yusuke: "Not someone else. I have to go home. Keiko must be furious. Everyone that has approached us so far turns out to be some crazed-"

            He gets cut off by another, male voice, extremely miffed.

"KAGOME!"

Shishiwakamaru: "Inu…Inu-yasha? What are you doing here?"

Inu-yasha: "Trying to keep Kagome, Sango, and Shippo out of trouble while keeping the idiot monk Miroku and Yukio doesn't go embarrassing some girl and everyone else."

Yes, Shishiwakamaru's sword, the Star Saber, IS from Transformer's Armada. Please don't comment on that. I've wondered several times why I did that myself.