Digimon: The WWE Era
Disclaimer: I still don't own jack and I still wish I did. It's not fair that Triple H still has a job. It just isn't.
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Chapter 2- A Digital Welcoming Committee
"Ahhh!" Jeff screamed as he quickly backed away from whatever he was looking at. When he got the full picture, he couldn't believe what he saw. It was a small blue dinosaur-like creature. His belly was white and there was a small flame symbol in the middle. His entire body was covered in black spots and it had green eyes. His claws had three white nails. The creature had a tail and small teeth.
"No wonder that computer was so expensive," Jeff thought aloud.
"Hi," the dinosaur said, "Nice to meet you Jeff. I'm Pyromon."
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Computer voice: Pyromon, dinosaur-type digimon. Brave and loyal, his attack is the Flaming Fastball.
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"What's up? Hey, have you had your rabies shots? And how do know my name?" the Hardy asked.
"First of all, everything above your head is up. Second of all, what is rabies and why do you get shots for it? And third, I know your name because we're partners," Pyromon explained.
"Partners?" Jeff wondered. Then he noticed something attached to his belt. He picked it up and studied it. It seemed to be some sort of digital device. It was a strange shape and was white. There was a small screen on it surrounded by a black rim. Peculiar symbols lined the rim.
"That's your Digivice," Pyromon informed him.
Jeff prepared to ask another question when he noticed Matt on the ground nearby. His body was limp. Also, there was another creature next to him.
"Leave him alone," Jeff shouted at the miniature beast.
"It's okay Jeff. That's Kotemon. He's a friend of mine."
Matt woke up then. "So this is Heaven?" he wondered, "What is that?" He pointed to Kotemon.
"Greetings Matt. I'm Kotemon," the creature introduced himself.
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Computer voice: Kotemon is a swordsman digimon and a good one at that. Although peaceful, he will slice and dice his enemies with Hot Head attack if it's necessary.
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Matt looked down at the thing. He was about the same size as Pyromon and it too was blue. His body was covered with kendo equipment. His helmet hid his face. Only two gleaming yellow eyes peered through. The creature's skin was ice blue and he had a tail. The creature was also equipped with a kendo stick.
"Nice to meet you," Matt said nervously, "Jeff, can I have a word with you?" He then pulled his little brother aside. "What in the world is going on? I mean, I don't know a lot about computers, but I'm sure they're not supposed to transport you to another dimension. And what's up the little guys?"
Jeff replied, "I don't have any of the answers for you right now. All I know is our best bet is probably to trust the little creatures. They seem friendly and I'll bet that they live here."
"Whatever you say bro," Matt said after considering what Jeff said for a few seconds.
Suddenly, there was a scream.
"That sounded like Trish!" the Hardys shouted in harmony. They and the digimon ran swiftly to check it out. When they got there, Matt and Jeff were stunned.
Trish was there all right, but she wasn't alone. In front of her stood a tall yellow fox. She rested on her hind legs, which made her about as tall as Matt or Jeff. The fox's mid-section was white, along with its feet and two symbols on each leg. The new creature wore two purple gloves with yin-yang signs on them. Its eyes were a brilliant blue.
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Computer Voice: Renamon is a fox digimon who is as deadly as she is beautiful. Her attack is the mighty Diamond Storm.
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"Renamon, what'd you do?" Kotemon asked.
"Nothing. I tried to help her up off the ground and she went crazy," Renamon explained.
"Trish calm down," Jeff said as he held his blond friend to her feet.
"Calm down?!" Trish shrieked, "Don't you see all these monsters standing around?!"
"They're not monsters. They're..." Jeff drew up a blank then. He turned to Pyromon, "Hey, what's-your-name, Pyromon, what are you guys exactly?"
"Digimon," Pyromon answered.
"Yeah. They're digimon and trust me they are our friends."
"What makes you so sure?"
Jeff had to think about that one. How could he really be sure that the digimon wouldn't turn on them? But he couldn't think about that now. "Because if they wanted to hurt us, they would've by now," Jeff said with a confidence he didn't feel at all.
Luckily, Trish didn't see through his doubt. "Well I guess you're right. Sorry Renamon."
"It's okay. Partners can forgive and forget." Renamon said.
"Partners?" Trish and Matt asked in unison.
"Apparently," Jeff said, "We have partner digimon in this world."
"Only if you have a Digivice," Pyromon said. Matt and Trish looked confused, so Jeff showed them his. They soon found their own.
"So you're my partner?" Matt asked Kotemon. The digimon nodded.
"Okay." Trish said, "Now that all the introductions are out of the way, what do we gonna do next?"
"We look for Lita and the others," Matthew (got tired of calling him Matt) said, "They've gotta be around here somewhere."
"We don't know that. We don't even know where here is," Trisha protested.
"The digimon do," Jeffery said.
Trish opened her mouth to continue her objections, but was stopped by a loud, crashing noise. She and others looked behind them saw a giant red T-rex. Green spines and stripes ran down the monster's back and tail. It had large gleaming green eyes and claws like knives. It teeth were massive.
"What in the world is that?" Matt shouted.
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Computer Voice- Tyrannomon. The flames this colossal dinosaur digimon spews can reach temperatures of over 100,000 degrees. His strongest attack is Blaze Blaster.
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"Maybe he's friendly too?" Trish said tensely.
"Blaze Blaster!" Tyrannomon growled before shooting a blast of fire from his mouth.
"Maybe not," Jeff said, "Run!" They all just managed to avoid the discharge of flames.
Renamon leaped into the air and spread her arms out completely. "Diamond Storm!" The fox shot numerous ice crystals at Tyrannomon, but the attack did nothing more than infuriate the enemy.
"Flaming Fastball!" Pyromon formed a small fireball in his hands and threw it like a baseball.
"Hot Head!" Kotemon's kendo stick began to heat up until it was encircled by fire. The digimon whacked Tyrannomon with it.
Neither attack did any good.
"Forget it! He's too strong," Jeff shouted. He, Matt, Trish, and the digimon ran as fast as they could. Tyrannomon pursued them relentlessly, spitting fire the whole time. Several trees were either stomped on or burned. Jeff only hoped that he and his friends wouldn't end up like that.
They continued to run until they came to a large mountain. Tyrannomon took this opportunity to corner the group.
"Well", Matt said, "I guess this is it. It was nice knowing you guys."
"No, it isn't it," Kotemon exclaimed. "We'll protect your. Right guys?"
Renamon and Pyromon nodded to show their agreement.
"You guys are just like Jeff," Trish said, "I don't know whether to call you brave or crazy!"
As Tyrannomon edged closer, the wrestlers became even more edgy and their digimon became more prepared to fight. Suddenly, they heard someone yell:
"Spiral Twister!"
A green tornado hit Tyrannomon in one of his eyes. Then someone else shouted, "Bunny Blast!" and a green ball of energy nailed the dinosaur's other eye. The monster screamed in agony.
"Guys over here!" A familiar voice beckoned. It was Lita. Jeff looked over to her and Edge standing close by.
"Follow us," Edge instructed. Jeff and the others did as they were told. Edge and Lita led them to a cave. "Are you guys all right?"
"Besides being assaulted with fire by a giant dinosaur, we're super," Jeff said sarcastically.
Just then, two new digimon came into the cave. One was a bird of some kind. She was pink and had shiny blue eyes. Its beak, toes, and wing nails were red. The bird's feet were yellow, and the tips of its head and tail feathers were blue. There was also a small gray metal ring on its left foot.
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Computer Voice: Biyomon is a kind and gentle bird digimon. For the most part, she's non-violent, but that doesn't stop her from using her Spiral Twister to protect others.
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The other digimon look as if he was a cross between a rabbit and a terrier. It was about the size of a teddy bear and had two long ears that lay on the ground. His body was a creamish color. The digimon had small arms and feet with three black fingers and toes each. Two green stripes were on his ears. The ends of his hands, feet, ears, as well as the top of his stomach was green too. He had small blue eyes and stood on two legs.
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Computer Voice: Terriermon, animal-type digimon who attacks with amazing accuracy. The only thing harder than avoiding his Bunny Blast and Terrier Tornado attacks is getting him to shut up.
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"Everyone," Lita said, "meet Biyomon." She pointed to the bird.
Edge then proclaimed, "This is my digimon, Terriermon." The small rabbit jumped on Edge's head.
"Nice to meet you," Biyomon said.
Terriermon then said, "You guys were really stupid for trying to fight Tyrannomon."
"We weren't trying to do anything. He came after us," Trish corrected.
"Well he's gone now," Renamon informed everyone. She led the rest of the group out of the cavern.
The group began to wander the forest. With Tyrannomon out of the way, Jeff had time to value and appreciate the beauty of the Digital World. There were tall, mighty trees with elegant pink blossoms on their branches. The ground was littered with wonderful smelling yellow flowers. Jeff could hear birds singing in the trees as a gentle breeze blew. The sky was clear blue and was full of white fluffy clouds. Besides all of the digimon running around, the younger Hardy Boy saw no real between this place and Earth.
"Matt," Kotemon asked his partner, "where are we going?"
"We're trying to find our friend, Hurricane Helms," Matt clarified.
"That him?" Terriermon asked pointing to a certain direction.
Everyone looked over in the direction the digimon was pointing and saw the superhero and another digimon. His body was mostly yellow, except for his blue mid-section and the ice blue dog fur he wore on his back. He had a reptile-like tail with spines running down it. A small horn sat on the digimon's head and small sharp teeth lined his mouth. His nails were purple. He stood on his hind legs and had chestnut colored eyes. There was a purple symbol on his stomach.
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Computer Voice: Gabumon is a wolf digimon who is much wiser than he looks. His attack is the Blue Blaster.
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"Hey Helms," Lita said.
Hurricane ran over to them. "Hello citizens," he said, "You can't believe how Hurri-relieved I am to see you. Oh, by the way, this is Gabumon."
"These friends of yours?" Gabumon asked. Helms nodded.
"So what have you citizens been up to?" Hurricane asked.
"A dinosaur attacked us," Trish said instantly.
"Jurassic Jeopardy! What did he look like?" Hurricane questioned.
"Like- like that!" Matt shouted.
The rest of the group turned around to see the dinosaur. Only now we was wearing the biggest pair of glasses the wrestlers had ever seen.
"Where in the world did those ugly bifocals come from?!" Lita said, struggling to hold in the laugh.
"You humans broke my contacts," Tyrannomon snarled, "Now I'll break you! Blaze Blaster!"
"This is really gonna be one of those days," Matt said. He and everyone else just managed to dodge the blast. They then began to run like chickens with their heads cut off. They ran pass trees and logs. They digimon knocked away any extra hurdles. After a while, Tyranno began to get tired and fall behind. It appeared that the humans and digimon were gonna get away. Then they came to a cliff.
"Oh great," Jeff said, "Anyone bring a few parachutes?"
Tyrannomon came closer. The wrestlers' minds began to race as they attempted to think up a plan when Pyromon and Kotemon leaped at the enemy and attacked.
The digital dinosaur ignored the attacks and instead swatted the two smaller digimon away.
"Pyromon!" Jeff ran to his partner's side and Matt did the same. Renamon, Terriermon, and Biyomon attacked as well. Tyrannomon shook the attacks off and swiped all three with his tail. Their partners went to their sides.
Then Gabumon stepped up. "Blue Blaster!" The digimon fired a discharge of fire and ice. He received the same treatment as everyone else.
"That's enough. I'm through with this," Jeff said. He was still looking over Pyromon. "We've got to stop him."
"How?" Trish implored.
"His glasses," Helms said, "He can't attack us if he can't see us."
"You're right," Pyromon said, "Flaming Fastball!" He threw his fire attack.
"Diamond Storm!" Renamon attacked.
"Hot Head!" Kotemon attacked.
"Bunny Blast!" Terriermon attacked.
"Spiral Twister!" Biyomon attacked.
"Blue Blaster!" Gabumon, oh you get it.
The attacks came together and formed one large ray. The beam demolished the dinosaur's spectacles. "I can't see! Curse you humans!" The dinosaur tripped and fell off the cliff and landed in the river below.
"Finally," Jeff said, "He's gone and we're still alive." The group celebrated this victory with thanks and hugs.
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A/N: Done! I know it was kinda stupid to give Tyrannomon glasses, but remember, this was my first action scene. Hope you had as much fun reading as I had typing and writing. More even. Chapter 3 will be up before Christmas. What? It will. I give you my word. Also, if you guessed that Kotemon was the digimon I made up, guess what? YOU'RE WRONG!!! Pyromon was the un-copyrighted digimon. Well, now that that's out of the way, R&R. As you know, I accept any review, good or bad. See you when I see you.
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