Chapter 4: Inu-yasha and the Pants of Many Colors

Disclaimer: See first chapter

Inu-yasha: "Trying to keep Kagome, Sango, and Shippo out of trouble while keeping the idiot monk Miroku and Yukio doesn't go embarrassing some girl and everyone else."

A white haired boy with dog-like ears pushed his way through the shrubbery, his front a mess of dirt, grass, and twigs.

Inu-yasha: *mumbling* "Kagome, I'm going to kill you…" *stops, staring at Shishiwakamaru's pants* "Wha- what did you DO to my pants?! They're blue! ...and faded."

Inu-yasha walked over to Shishiwakamaru and looked him right in the eye, glaring.

Inu-yasha: "Well?"

Shishiwakamaru: "Well what?"

Inu-yasha: "Well, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PANTS???"

Shishiwakamaru: "Red really isn't my color."

Inu-yasha: "So you dyed them blue."

Shishiwakamaru: "No, first I dyed them green, then decided that I didn't like that color. So I then dyed them dark blue, then purple. Then I thought you might get mad at me, so I dyed them back to red. Then I decided to dye them to the blue that you see now."

Inu-yasha: *eye twitches* "That's the LAST time I'm letting you borrow my clothes."

            He grabbed Shishiwakamaru by the wrist and dragged him off deeper into the forest. Inu-yasha was just barely audible.

Inu-yasha: "Wait, Yukio. Don't go in that di-RECTION!!!!"

            Yukio came dashing through the wooded area, a huge grin on his face.

Yukio: "Any girls here?"

            All the Reikai Tantei pointed at Nyx, hoping that Yukio would take her away so they wouldn't have to endure her any longer.  Nyx stepped behind Hiei, clinging to his arm as if she were about to fall off a cliff.

Hiei: "LET GO OF ME!"

Nyx: *very quiet* "…No…"

Hiei: *snarls, and then pushes Nyx in front of Yukio*

Nyx: "…AAHHHHHH!!!!!"

            She tried to run, but Hiei, smiling evilly, grabs her shirt, preventing her from escaping.

Yukio: *steps up to Nyx who quivers, but looks him in the eye*

            Kuwabara began to snicker uncontrollably.

Please don't worry. Hints of a more interesting plot will come up later.

And I am extremely sorry if the characters are too…not like themselves.