Digimon: The WWE Era
Disclaimer: I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. I own nothing in this fic except for Pyromon. Keep your mitts of him!
~~~~~~~~~ = Digimon Analyzer
__________= Digivolution Scene
Chapter 3: Battle of the Dramon Village
The young WWE superstars wandered through the Digital World, each of them reminiscing on the events of the day before. One minute, they were in Jeff's locker room. Then, they were transported to another dimension without warning. They then found themselves running from a fire-breathing dinosaur. Fortunately, their new digimon friends were there to help. They, as the Rock would say, laid the smackth down on Tyrannomon.
Just then, Jeff heard a loud, rumbling noise. "What's that?" he asked.
"My stomach," Pyromon said embarrassed. "I'm hungry."
"We're all hungry." Edge pointed out. "Do you know if there's a place that we can stop to get something to eat nearby?" He looked up at the small, rabbit-like creature on his head.
"I think there's a town nearby here," Terriermon answered.
"A village actually. It's called the Dramon Village," Biyomon said as she flew overhead. Lita had sent her off to investigate their surroundings.
"Know it all," Terriermon muttered. Biyo heard it, but decided to ignore him.
"Well let's head there," Lita suggested. "Maybe we'll find a way home or at least some more humans at this village."
The group hurried along through the forest, Biyomon leading the way. When they emerged from the woods, they saw a sparkling clean river with a long bridge over it. The current was extremely fast. Along the riverbank was a horde of small blue digimon with big heads. They were about the same size as Kotemon or Pyromon. The new creatures had their hands clenched into fists like they were ready to fight. There were little yellow V's on their foreheads.
"Pyromon, what are they?" Jeff asked.
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Pyromon: They're Veemon, dragon-type digimon. They have a naturally friendly and generous spirit. However, they won't think twice about using with their 'Vee Head Butt' and 'Vee Punch' attacks if angered or threatened.
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"Well, if they're friendly, I'm sure they'll help us." Trish proclaimed. She and Renamon ran up to the Veemon.
"Greetings and salutations," Renamon addressed the blue dragons. "My friends and I are lost..."
"And hungry!" Pyromon shouted.
"...And we'd appreciate it if you could help us."
The Veemon just stood there with dull looks on their faces. One of them walked to Trish. This one had a scar cutting right down the middle of the V on his forehead. "Excuse me miss," the dramon-type asked, "are you a human?"
Trish nodded and an excited chattered arose amongst the Veemon. When the rest of the group arrived, the chatter got louder. They said things like, "Humans! At last we're saved," and, "I was beginning to think that prophecy wasn't true."
The Hurricane, tired of being clueless, was the first to speak, "Okay small citizens. Mind filling us in on what you're talking about?"
"Not now. You guys said you were hungry. Let's eat." The scarred Veemon helped the others gather all kinds of strange and exotic fruits native to the Digital World. There were meat apples; green apples that tasted like different types of meat when cooked. There were also banagos; banana shaped fruits that tasted like sweet mangos. The humans were thoroughly amazed by the odd assortment of food, but pleased nonetheless.
While eating, Matt noticed no one else had before. The small huts the Veemon lived in were in front of a large gate marked "Dramon Village Entrance". That didn't make any sense. It was simple Mattimatics; Veemon + outside Dramon Village Entrance did not = GOOD. "Hey Veemon, " Matt said. His mouth was full of food, so it sounded like, "Mey Meemon."
"Don't talk with your mouth full." Lita advised her boyfriend.
Matt swallowed and said, "Hey, why aren't you Veemon on the inside of the village gates?" An odd silence befell the Veemon. "Was it something I said?"
The scarred Veemon was the first to speak, "Well, there was a time when we lived happily in the village with our friends, the Agumon."
"The who-mon?" Edge asked.
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Renamon: Agumon are a happy-go-lucky race of dinosaur digimon, kinda like Pyromon. They're loyal, easy-going, and courageous. Their attack is Pepper Breath.
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"Everything was fine," Veemon continued, "until the three Veedramon brothers started to attack us for no reason. We tried to hold them off and we almost got rid of 'em. Then they did something to the Agumon and made them BlackAgumon. The BlackAgumon were like total drones. The obeyed every command the Veedramon gave them and drove us out of the village. We've been here ever since."
"I don't get it. You guys couldn't beat the three Veedramon brothers when there are dozens of you. Whazzup wit dat?" Jeff asked.
"That's my line!" Helms exclaimed.
"Because they're digivolved digimon." another Veemon explained.
"Digi-what now?" Trish asked.
"Digivolve. It's a special ability we digimon have that allows us to transform and become stronger and more powerful digimon." Gabumon said. "We gain this power from fighting and getting stronger in our younger forms. Some digimon spend their entire lives in battle just to digivolve."
"I'm still lost," Matt said.
"It's simple Matt. It's like a caterpillar." Edge began to explain; "first they're small worms, so they eat leaves to get stronger. Then they enclose themselves in silk and become cocoons. Finally, after a few weeks, they emerge as moths."
"Eww. Ya know Edge, most people use butterflies in that example." Trish told her blonde friend.
"Well I like moths and it's my analogy. Got that?"
"So hostile." Biyomon chirped.
"Okay. You couldn't beat the Veedramon because they're digivolved digimon, but neither are our digimon. So my question is why did you say 'we're saved' when we came into town?" Hurricane asked.
"Well, there is a prophecy that says that a group of humans will come to our world. It states they will possess the power of Digivolution and will use this power to help all of the digimon of our world. Since you're the first humans we've ever seen, we assumed you were the same ones." Veemon (that scarred one) explained.
"Well you know what they say about assumptions." Matt said as a matter-of-factly.
"Don't be like that Matt," Lita said, "I don't think it's entirely impossible."
"You say that because..." Trish said.
"Well, what about our digivices? They do must something?"
"So you think this little thing," Matt said, holding up his own digivice, "can make Kotemon stronger?" Lita nodded. "Well, let's test the theory. Try it Kotemon."
"Okay. Kotemon digivolve to..." Kotemon began to spin rapidly, trying to complete the digivolution, but all he did was make himself dizzy. Also, while he was spinning, his kendo stick flew out his hand and hit Matt in the head.
"I think your theory was wrong Lita." Jeff said, half laughing.
Later that night, while everyone else slept, Jeff went out by the riverbank to clear his head. Mostly, he was thinking about the current situation of he and friends. Why were they in Digital World? It was pretty obvious that they hadn't been sent there for a casual vacation. Jeff couldn't escape this feeling that he and everyone else had something of great importance to accomplish while on this strange planet. If he could only figure out what it was.
While Jeff continued to contemplate these things, Pyromon came running beside him. "Hey Jeff, why are you out here?"
"Just thinking."
"About what?"
"It's like this. Ever since my friends and I got here, I've been wondering about why we're here. I believe there's something we have to do before we go home. I don't know what it is, but I know it's significant to someone. I'm also willing to bet it's gonna be very dangerous and involve a lot of running."
All went silent after that. Pyromon sat there, trying to figure out the right thing to say. Finally, it came to him, "Look Jeff, I don't know what you and your friends may have to do while you're here, but I do know this; I'll be here to help you no matter what. We're partners remember. We have to look out for one another."
"Thanks Pyromon. It's nice to know I've got you looking out for me."
A few seconds passed before Pyromon asked, "Hey Jeff, what's Earth like?"
"Uhhh, well," Jeff muttered. He'd never really had to explain something like that before. "It's like this, there are a lot more humans there than here in the digital world. There are fewer trees too. There are cars that you drive in to get around and toothpaste to brush your teeth. If you're an adult, you have to pay taxes and kids have to go to school."
"Humans have to get jobs?"
"Yeah. Everyone needs a job."
"What do you do?"
"I'm a wrestler."
"A what?"
So Jeff spent the rest of the night explaining about the many wonders of the wrestling world. Pyromon was very interested, even though most of it made no sense to him. He didn't get why people would fight for a living. Jeff had to a make a point of explaining it was entertainment. Pyromon was still confused.
Later on, Jeff opened his eyes and saw everyone standing in a huddle. The sun was in the sky now, so it was obvious he'd fallen asleep while talking to Pyromon. Jeff looked over and saw his digimon, sleeping like a baby.
"Rise and shine sleepy head," Trish greeted with a warm smile.
"Hey Trish." Jeff said with a yawn. "What's everyone up to?"
"We're gonna help the Veemon get their village back. We're in the planning stages right now."
Jeff walked over and saw his brother looking over a badly drawn outline.
"Okay, here's the plan," Matt said. " Gabumon, Terriermon, Renamon, you guys are gonna use your attacks to create a hole in the gate so that we can charge into the village. Jeff, you might wanna wake up Pyromon to help, too. We then beat down any BlackAgumon that try to get in our way. Our main goal is to get to the village warehouse. That's where the Veedramon are. We'll have to beat them because if they're out of the way, the BlackAgumon may just give up. Any questions?"
"I have one. Exactly how long did it take you to make up that half-assed plan?" Renamon asked.
"Shut it Renamon. Now, is everybody ready to take this village back?!" The small army cheered to show their readiness.
The group ran up to the gate, Terriermon, Renamon, Pyromon, and Gabumon at the front of the line. "Let's get this over with. Bunny Blast!" Terriermon said before shooting his small energy bomb from his mouth. The others followed this example and shot their attacks. The attacks formed an energy beam, similar to the one that was used on Tyrannomon. It hit the gate and made a gaping tear in the entrance.
"The gate is damaged. Now let us be off citizens." Hurricane said before doing his standard pose and running toward the city. Everyone followed him.
When they got into the city, there was an army of BlackAgumon waiting. They were small dinosaurs with green eyes and white nails. Their bodies were totally black.
"Shadow Pepper Breath!" The little dinosaurs shot little black fireballs from their mouths.
"Nice try. Diamond Storm!" Renamon shot her ice crystals and canceled out the fireballs.
"C'mon everyone! Vee Head Butt!" The scarred Veemon led the others into an attack. The small blue dragons ran and shot themselves like missiles at the BlackAgumon.
"Terrier Tornado!" Terriermon began spinning rapidly. Soon, a small cyclone appeared around him. He spun right through the rest of the enemies.
The battalion continued on until they got to the warehouse. It was an old, run down building. Matt and Edge charged the door and broke it down. There were more BlackAgumon waiting for them.
"They just don't quit, do they? Spiral Twister!" Biyomon shot her green cyclone and made quick work of half the BlackAgumon. Kotemon charged the BlackAgumon and got rid of the rest with his Hot Head technique.
"That was simple enough." Matt said triumphantly. "Now all we have to do is find the Veedramon and we're done."
Then, almost on cue it seemed, a wall exploded and the three Veedramon walked in. They were chubby blue digimon white stomachs. There were V-symbols all over the digimons' chests. There were sharp nails on their hands and feet. Their heads were similar to that of a pterodactyl's and two horns stuck out of the heads in a V shape. They had gleaming red eyes.
"Renamon..." Trish asked, "what are they?"
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Renamon: They are Veedramon. This race of vile dragon-type digimon is one of two Veemon digivolutions. Their attack is wave of flame known as the V-Nova Blast.
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"Well brothers," one of the three brothers said, "it would appear we have some challengers today."
"Let's give them what they came for then." another Veedramon said as the last one snickered.
"Bring it then." the Scarred Veemon said. Then, he started to glow yellow and blue streams of light surrounded him. "Veemon digivolve to... ExVeemon!" Veemon was now much bigger. He was a taller, more muscular version of the Veedramon. There was a large "X" shape on his white chest. ExVeemon's eyes were a fiery red and he had two small horns on his head. Two sleek white wings were on his back.
"Uhhh Biyomon, I think were gonna need that Digimon Analyzer thing again." Lita said.
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Biyomon: ExVeemon is the other Veemon digivolution. Unlike Veedramon, his heart is noble and true. He's an amazing fighter and a loyal friend. His attack is the ExVeeLaser.
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"ExVeeLaser!" Vee, err, ExVeemon shot an "X" shaped laser from the mark on his chest. The Veedramon dodged it.
"Hammer Punch!" One Veedramon punched ExVeemon. "Cutting Shoot!" Another one kicked him. "V-Nova Blast!" The last one shot the Veedramon's finishing attack at their digivolved counter-part. ExVeemon screamed in agony as he fell to the ground.
"Dude that's not cool." Edge said as he watched the scene.
"I think this is where we step in guys." Pyromon said as he stepped forth to oppose the Veedramon. "Flaming Fastball!" Pyromon shot his fireball attack. The other partner digimon shouted their respective battle cries before using their attacks.
"VeeDraSpin!" The Veedramon spun around rapidly and reflected the attacks. One by one, the digimon fell victims to their own attacks. Only Biyomon and Pyromon evaded.
"Matt, what's the back-up plan?" Jeff asked.
"There isn't one. I didn't think the Veedramon would be this tough." the elder Hardy admitted.
"Speaking of plans, I have one." Pyromon said. "Biyomon, you sidetrack the Veedramon. ExVeemon, fly me up to the ceiling."
"Why would I do that?" ExVeemon asked.
"And why am I the diversion?" Biyomon demanded.
"Just do it." Pyromon said. The three of them then began to implement Pyromon's plan. Biyomon hit all the Veedramon with Spiral Twisters and the started flying around to avoid getting attacked. Meanwhile, ExVeemon carried Pyromon to the ceiling. The little dinosaur jumped on a holding beam. He started using Flaming Fastballs on the nails that kept the beams in place. Eventually, the nails broke completely and the beams began to fall.
By now, it was obvious the Veedramon had taken care of their Biyomon problem, as the little bird was on the ground, totally knocked out. However, it seemed the dragons were about to get theirs. The holding beams Pyromon destroyed were about to fall right on them. Unfortunately, the baddies noticed and moved out of the way. "Nice try." One of them taunted. The three then proceeded to send out their V-Nova Blasts. Pyromon leaped out of ExVeemon's arms and met the discharge head on. The little dinosaur fell to the floor.
"Pyromon!" Jeff screamed as he ran to his friend's side. "Pyromon, are you okay?" There was no answer. "Pyromon?" There was still no response. "Come man. Quit playing around. Pyromon? Pyromon!" A teardrop left Jeff's eye and landed on his digivice. The small mechanism activated and said, "It is time Jeff." Jeff looked at it. He was mesmerized by it. Somehow, Jeff knew what the small machine was talking about. He took it in his hand and held it in the air. The digivice started glowing and a bright light filled the warehouse. (Cue digivolve scene. Pretend you're watching TV.)
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Jeff is now seen in an all red background. He takes the digivice in his hand, waves it around, holds it to the screen. An image of some dinosaur digimon appears on it. Jeff then pulls the device back, looks at it, and raises into the air. "Initiate Digivolution!" he shouts. A light sprouts from the digivice and shoots into the air. Pyromon then appears, jumps in the air, and begins to absorb the light. The next thing we see is Pyromon's body begins a changing process. His arms slowly morph into huge red claws with razor-sharp nails. His legs also become red and got larger. The digimon's mid-section remained white, only the small flame develops into a massive inferno marking. A gray, metal band with spikes fasten on surrounded his neck. Pyromon's black spots were now black stripes. His eyes are still a nice green color. After the transformation is over, the new digimon is now seen standing in front of a volcano. Jeff then falls out of the sky and makes a perfect landing on his partner's head. "Pyromon digivolve to..." Jeff begins. The new mon finishes the sentence by roaring the name, "Blazemon!"
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"Dynamic Dinosaurs! What happened to Pyromon?" Hurricane asked.
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Terriermon: He digivolved obviously. Now he's Blazemon. He has totally fireproof skin, claws that can cut through just about anything, and can shoot flames hotter that volcanic lava. His attack is the lethal Tri-Blaze.
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"Whoa!" Jeff said. He lost his balance on his digimon's head because the digimon kept moving around. "Take it easy Blazemon."
"Sorry Jeff." Blazemon grumbled.
"Whoa...he's giant." One Veedramon said as he looked up at his colossal enemy.
"The bigger they are the harder they fall." his brother told him. "V-Nova Blast!" He shot his attack. It hit Blazemon, but the digimon was unaffected.
"He's fireproof, remember? ExVeePunch!" ExVeemon punched the Veedramon that just attacked for being stupid.
"I can do that. Flaming Fist of Ferocity!" Blazemon struck the other two with his one fist. The Veedramon were all sent flying into a nearby wall.
"Time to finish this. Show 'em Blazemon!" Jeff instructed.
"You got it Jeff." Blazemon snarled. He then opened his mouth and a small fireball appeared. The dinosaur held his hands up and two more materialized. The three fireballs then began to expand and grow. Pretty soon, the flaming spheres became massive. "Tri-Blaze!" Blazemon launched the fireballs at his enemies. The flames engulfed the Veedramon. When the flames disappeared, only three small colored eggs remained in their place.
Then, those strange blue lights appeared again and surrounded ExVeemon and Blazemon. The light disappeared and the two were back in their Rookie stages.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Jeff screamed as he fell to the ground, fore with Blazemon gone, he clearly had nowhere to stand. Luckily, Helms and Edge were there to catch him.
"Man Jeff, you're putting on some weight." Edge said.
"What happened?" asked a BlackAgumon. Everyone looked over and noticed that the Agumon were orange and not black.
"Well, it looks like the Agumon are back to normal," Veemon said. He ran up to one of the orange dinosaurs. This one also had a scar on his forehead. "I'll fill you in later. Right now, let's eat."
Later, after lunch, Jeff and the others prepared to leave. Before they left, however, the scarred Agumon and Veemon came up to them.
"Before you leave, we'd just like to thank you for helping us get our village back and releasing the Agumon from the spell." Veemon stated.
"It was nothing. I have a question though." Lita said. "What happened to the Veedramon? They just disappeared."
"When Blazemon hit them with his Tri-Blaze, they lost all their energy and went back to being Digi-eggs." Agumon explained.
"Digimon are born from eggs?" Edge inquired.
"Well we don't grow on trees." Terriermon said.
"Anyway, we'd like to give you these." Veemon said. Some Agumon handed the humans some different color backpacks. The colors were as follows:
Jeff = Crimson red
Matt = Navy blue
Edge = Bright Orange
Hurricane = Emerald green
Lita = Golden yellow
Trish = Cherry pink (if that's a color)
"There are sleeping bags, food, a clothesline, and some money in those backpacks." Agumon said.
"Thanks. Well guys, it's time to head out. Smell ya later Dramon Village." Jeff said as he and his friends departed from the town, refreshed and ready to continue their journey through the Digital World.
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That was the end of the chapter. Did you like or hate it? Tell me in your reviews. Can you dig it, Suckaaaas? Chapter 4 will be up before the year is out. Now there's a deadline I can keep! Also, look for that Yu-Gi-Oh crossover I was talking about in about a month or so. Another deadline even I can keep! I'm good. Before I go, I'd like to explain something to all non-Digimon fans out there about digivolution. Basically, it's works like this. There are six different levels: Baby, In-training, Rookie, Champion, Ultimate, and Mega. A digimon digivolves to get to the next level, like from Baby to In-training, In-training to Rookie and so on. There are also different kinds of digivolution, like Armor, DNA, Spirit, and Warp. I just wanted to make sure you were clear on that. You'll find out why MUCH later. Well, I'll see you when I return with chapter 4: Dance of the Dinohu.
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