Digimon: The WWE Era
Disclaimer: You know I only own Pyromon and Blazemon and nothing else.
A/N: Here's chapter four in all its glory. Notice the new name. Not that I didn't like the old one. I just thought this new one sounded better. Anyway, here's C4 from V2!
Chapter 4: Dance of the Dinohu
~~~~~~~~~ = Digimon Analyzer
__________ = Digivolution Scene
--------------- = Digi-Equipment Activation Scene
"Where to next Renamon?" Trish Stratus asked her digimon friend. Our heroes were now on their way to a place called the Eclipse Valley. But first, let's back up a bit. It all started earlier that day... (Cue Flashback)
"Where are we?!" Matt Hardy bellowed to the heavens.
"We're in the Digital World silly." Kotemon told his partner.
"I know that Kotemon. I meant where in the Digital World are we?"
"That's simple. We're," everyone paid close attention to the little warrior, "in the middle of nowhere." The group fell over on their backs, anime style.
"That doesn't help Kotemon!" Lita yelled.
Terriermon next said, "Momentai Lita."
"What did you just call me?" the redhead demanded.
"Momentai. It means 'chill out'."
"Terriermon's got a point. Yelling isn't gonna change the fact that we're lost." Jeff said. "If we're gonna argue, let's argue about how we're gonna become un-lost."
"Though 'un-lost' is not a word, I agree. What we need is a way of knowing where to go. You know, like a map or a message." Renamon said.
"Go to the Eclipse Valley and all your questions will be answered." said a mysterious voice.
"Say what now?" our heroes said together.
"Go to the Eclipse Valley." the voice said again.
"Who are you?" Edge asked the secretive person.
"Didn't I say I'd answer your questions when you got to the valley? Now go you morons!" the voice said. The group tried to communicate with the voice again, but never got a response.
"Well that was interesting." Biyomon said, somewhat stunned.
"Ya think?" Gabumon asked sarcastically.
"Devious Dilemmas! Should we go?" Hurricane asked.
"I don't know. What if it's a trap?" Trish said.
"Then we'd be screwed. But as of right now, that strange message was the only lead we have. Let's try it. Besides, who would set up a trap for us? We've only been in the Digital World for a week." Jeff declared.
"Well we have beaten the crap out of a lot digimon since you got here. Remember Tyrannomon, the Veedramon brothers, and yesterday, when Biyomon digivolved to Birdramon to beat up that Mojyamon." Pyromon said.
"You're not helping my case Pyromon."
"Okay, so we know where to go. Does anyone know how to get to the Eclipse Valley?" Helms asked.
"I do. Just follow me." Renamon said (End flashback)
"We go north." Renamon said. The fox led her friends out of their woodland surroundings and to a ledge. Jeff walked forward to see how far down the edge went, but found nothing but a threatening mist. "Okay," he said as he began analyzing the situation, "We obviously can't climb down. Anyone see a bridge?"
"Only that one." Biyomon said, pointing to an old, torn up wooden bridge. Half of the boards were gone and the ropes were tattered. The bridge hung down toward the ominous fog.
"Catastrophic Cliffhangers!" Hurricane exclaimed. "Looks like we'll have to climb across that to get to the other side. Whazzup wit dat?!"
"What? You must be crazier than I thought Helms!" Trish said.
Lita agreed. "Trish is right. If this cliff is as high as I think it is, climbing across could be tremendously dangerous."
"Tremendously? Someone's been increasing her vocabulary." Terriermon said.
"You are working my last nerve today."
"You'd better momentai Terriermon before she throws you off the cliff." Edge said. "Now back to the matter at hand. The way I see it, we've got two choices. We can 'A', walk all the way around, which would take days, or 'B' we could take our chances and climb across. Which do you guys prefer?"
"Well when you put it that way, I guess climbing across is the better of the choices." Trish said. Lita nodded to show her agreement.
"Then it's settled. Now who's gonna go first?" Matt said. After that, everyone kinda stared off. "Well, who's going?"
"Why don't you go?" Hurricane questioned.
"Why don't you?" the 'Sensei of Mattitude' asked back.
"Is anyone gonna go?" Lita said. "You know, to make sure it's safe."
"What we need is some fool who doesn't know any better and likes doing dangerous things like this." Edge concluded. Then, suddenly it seemed everyone began looking at Jeff.
"What?" Jeff asked as everyone continued to burn holes in him with their eyes. "Wait a minute...No way! I may be extreme, but I ain't stupid. I am not going first!"
5 minutes later....
The group shouted cheers of good luck as Jeff prepared to cross the bridge.
"I hate all of you for this." the ill-fated young man snarled.
"Good luck bro!" Matt shouted to his brother.
"I can't stand you, Matt!" Jeff shouted back. He then began his journey.
Jeff grabbed onto the top ropes with his left hand and brought his left foot around on the bottom ropes. He moved over some and brought the other hand and foot around next. He moved over some to get the other hand and foot on the ropes. He used this technique to go on with his trek across the ropes. It was a fairly painstaking process, but it got the job done.
As Jeff neared the end of the ropes, it appeared he would indeed make it. Then, one of the ropes he stepped on snapped. Jeff was so surprised by this that he let go of the ropes and fell. Renamon and Biyomon leaped to grab him, but it was to no avail. Jeff fell into the smog below. Renamon grabbed onto a rope to keep herself from falling and Biyomon hovered in the air.
Back on the mountain, our heroes were in total disbelief. Had they really seen the end of Jeff Hardy? "Jeff? Can you hear me?" Lita shouted, shedding several tears. "C'mon man stop playing."
Matt fell to knees and broke down. "He's gone. I can't believe it. Sure he could be annoying and he was a bit weird, but he was my brother."
By now, Lita was all out crying. "I should've gone first. But I just stood there and watched him. I just..."
"Awww, Matt, Lita, I never knew you guys cared." said a familiar voice in a sarcastic way. Everyone looked up and saw 'Mr. Xtreme' himself, Jeff standing on the other side of the cliff.
"Mind-boggling Miracles! Jeff, you're alive! And you're on the other side of the cliff. But how did you survive the fall?" asked the Hurricane.
"It really wasn't much of a fall. The mist is covering the ground. All you have to do is jump down and you can walk across." Jeff explained.
"Wait, that can't be right." Gabumon said. He then walked forward, to the cliff-in-question's edge. "Blue Blaster!" He shot his attack at the haze and parted it to reveal that Jeff was right. The ground was right there.
"Well whatta ya know? We could have done that the whole time." Matt said. "And I did all that crying for nothing."
"You thought her brother was dead." Trish pointed out.
"But he wasn't, was he?" Our heroes then made their way across the ditch that was made into a mountain.
Then, our travelers continued on their quest (if you wanna call it that). As they hiked along, the sun began to set and the sky became a beautiful orange-red color. Pretty soon, our heroes arrived at a clear blue lake.
"Looks like the end of the line." Pyromon said. "How can we pass this?"
"I think there could be a way." said Edge. "I believe that this lake is just like that ditch and that we can just walk across." The Toronto, Ontario native then walked right into the lake and continued walking until not even a strand of his blonde hair could be seen. He remained submerged for about a second. Afterwards, Edge emerged, gasping for air. "Looks like I was wrong."
"No duh." Terriermon said.
"Okay. Looks like we're gonna have to walk around the lake." Jeff said as he and Helms helped Edge back onto dry land.
"But that'll take us a day at least." Lita pointed out. It was an accurate prediction, considering the lake was about a mile in diameter.
"I didn't say we'd do it tonight. If you woulda let me finish, you woulda heard me suggest that we camp here tonight and pick up the job in the morning."
Everyone agreed with Jeff's proposal and quickly got to work on the campsite. The humans gathered food and the digimon got the firewood. Edge made a fishing pole out of his shoelace, a stick, and an apple he found as bait. He tossed into the water. The young man waited for about 30 minutes before he hooked something; an aquatic digimon named Gomamon. The little digimon took the apple and used his Marching Fishes attack to get Edge the food.
After dinner, which was pretty much fruit and the fish, everybody rolled out their sleeping bags and got ready for bed. Matt prepared to put out the fire, but Trish stopped him. "Hold on a sec Matt. Don't you think one of us should stand guard tonight? You never know what kind of digimon could be running around at night."
"Good idea. Any volunteers?" Renamon asked. All fell silent. "Well?"
"I've already taken one for the team today." Jeff said.
"I suggested it." Trish said.
"And I'm just too sleepy and lazy." Matt said.
"Here's what I think we should do." Helms spoke up. "We'll take shifts. Citizens Matt and Jeff can go first. Then Citizen Edge and I-heroic pose-the Hurricane will follow up. The girls can finish up the night."
As usual, Edge had a comment. "Well that's the best idea any of us have had all day. Who would've thought it would come from Hurricane Helms. Whazzup wit dat?"
"On second thought, I'll go on the same shift as you Jeff. Edge can go first with Matt." the hero said.
Shortly after, Edge and Matt started their guarding stint as everyone else went to bed. Terriermon and Kotemon joined them and made a new fire for everyone to sit by. They were all pretty silent for a while, mostly due to the fact that they were all too busy fighting to stay awake.
Finally, Edge decided to break the silence. "Ya know this kinda cool. I mean, sitting here underneath the stars. I used to do this a lot when I was a kid. I would come outside at midnight and sit on my porch. Then Christian messed that up by telling our mom I was out pass our bedtime. I was grounded for a month. Did you do any thing like that when you were younger, Matt?" There was no reply. Edge looked over at Matt, who seemed to be in deep thought. "Matt? Matt? Hello, DigiWorld to Matt Hardy, Version 1."
"Huh? Oh, sorry man. I was just thinking." Matt said.
"About what?"
"I was just wondering if we made the right decision about going to the valley. I mean, we're trusting a mysterious voice we heard in the middle of the forest. Plus we don't even know how long it's gonna take us to get to this place. We only have a limited amount of supplies."
"What are you talking about? The Veemon gave us more than enough food."
"Are you factoring in the digimon?"
"Oops. I forgot that one." Edge stated, realizing his error. "They're like bottomless pits. It doesn't make any sense that they're all so small, except for Renamon, and they eat more than we do."
"You see what I'm saying. We made the decision so quickly without really thinking it over. I think we could be in over our heads on this one."
"Good point. Well, all I can say this; as of right now it's the only lead we have as to why we're in this bizarre world. It's a little far off, but it's worth a shot. Besides, we take care of any problems that come our way. Especially once we figure out this whole digivolution thing. Based on Blazemon, that could be our greatest weapon."
"According to Jeff, the power to digivolve comes from our digivices."
"That doesn't make any sense. Those little things can't have that kind of power, can they?"
"That's what I said. But Pyromon did digivolved, so maybe there's something to it." Matt concluded.
The two men grew silent once again. They sat there for another hour before Jeff and the Hurricane came to relieve them, accompanied by their partners as usual.
"We're here to take over." Pyromon said.
"Bout time. I was starting to get cranky." Edge said.
"And we're suppose to care because?" Jeff said.
As Matt and Edge made their way back to the campsite, their now sleeping digimon in their arms, there was a noise. It sounded like a tree branch breaking. Jeff looked up and caught a glimpse of some fast moving figure.
"Hark! My Hurri-senses detect that we're not alone." Hurricane said with a seriousness that was uncommon for him.
"Wow. You sure are observant Helms." Edge said.
"Show yourself whoever you are!" Matt commanded of their stalker.
Then, a digimon emerged from the shadows. He was about six feet tall and cover in red and blue armor from head to toe. His chest also had brown fur on it. He held a large sword in his left hand.
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Computer voice: Musyamon. This warrior-type digimon is a loner who wanders the DigiWorld constantly training his samurai skills. His attack is the Shogun Sword.
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"What are you doing here? This is my training camp. Get out now!" Musyamon ordered.
"Chill out man. We'll leave.......in the morning." Edge said.
"Why you miserable creature. How dare you talk to me that way?" Musyamon growled. "Wait a minute, aren't you a human?"
"Yeah."
"Well that changes everything. I'll make you a deal. If you make me digivolve, I'll let you stay for the night."
"And if we don't?" Matt demanded.
"Then you will die." Musyamon said.
"Well, you heard the man Jeff." Edge said. "Get the digivolving."
"Why me?"
"You made Pyromon digivolve."
"I didn't do anything. It was the digivice." Jeff pointed out.
"Yeah, your digivice." Edge said.
"Whatever. Should we do it?" Matt asked.
"No way!" said Kotemon, who'd been awaken from all the noise. "Musyamon is very evil and if he became his Ultimate level, SkullMeramon, it would only get worst."
"Well there's you answer. No deal Musyamon." Hurricane said.
"Then prepare to meet your doom. Shogun Sword!" Musyamon said as he leapt at the boys. Everyone was smart enough to jump out of the way.
"This guy means business." Jeff said.
"And so do we. Flaming Fastball!" Pyromon fired his attack and missed.
"Dark Matter!" Musyamon made a ball of dark energy and used it to knocked out Pyromon.
"Diamond Storm!" Renamon appeared out of nowhere and attacked and Biyomon did the same. Lita and Trish joined the boys.
"Are we too late for the party?" Lita said.
"Actually, you're just in time." Matt said.
"Spiral Twister!" Biyomon attacked again.
"Hot Head!" Kotemon flew at Musyamon.
Musyamon dodged the Spiral Twister, but Kotemon managed to connect with his attack. Musyamon attacked the little warrior with his Shogun Sword. Kotemon tried to block, but the sword sliced though his kendo stick. "Ahhhhhhhhhh! My kendo stick!" Kotemon wailed.
"That's not good at all. Huh?" Matt said. He heard his digivice beeping, so he took it in his hand. "Digi-Equipment? Okay, let's try it." Version 1 (Matt's nickname for anyone who forgot) pressed a button on his digivice and yelled the activation code, "Equip Kotemon's Ronin Blade!" (Again, pretend like you're watching a T.V show.)
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A black background appears on screen with a list of four options on it: headgear, armor, weapon, and shield. A cursor moves down to the option "weapon" and starts blinking. Next, we see Kotemon's kendo stick. It then begins to take the from of a nicely shined sword, a katana to be precise. Kotemon grabs the sword and slashes the air with it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Whoa." Matt thought. "Maybe there's more to these digivice things than I assumed."
Kotemon was in a stare-down with Musyamon. "This will be easy." Musyamon snarled. After all, Kotemon was only about 1/3 his height.
"Yeah, for me." Kotemon taunted. He then launched a HotHead attack with the Ronin Blade and Musyamon blocked. Both digimon stumbled a bit after their swords connected, but they were right back at it. Musyamon was very aggressive, constantly attacking the smaller digimon. Kotemon, however, matched his enemy move for move. Musyamon, as well as everyone else, was a bit surprised by Kotemon ability.
Finally, Kotemon managed to overthrow the larger digimon with a HotHead and send him tumbling to the ground. "You give up?" the miniature warrior asked.
"All right. You win." Musyamon said as he got to his feet. "I never stood a chance. You're just too strong." Kotemon put his sword away and left Musyamon. But no sooner had Kotemon turned his back than had Musyamon struck him with a Dark Matter attack. The Rookie digimon was sent flying and was soon hit with a Shogun Sword. Matt rushed to his mon's side as Musyamon closed in on both on them. Suddenly, Musyamon felt a rock hit him in the head. Can you guess who threw it?
"This rates pretty high on the stupid scale." Lita thought. "Hey, leave them alone! Go pick on someone your own size!"
"How 'bout you instead? Shogun Sword!" Musyamon leapt at the diva.
"Lita!" Matt and Kotemon yelled. Then, Matt's digivice glowed with the same light Jeff's did. "Does this mean that...." Kotemon said. Matt answered with a simple nod.
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Matt appears surrounded by an all blue scenery. He throws his digivice in the air and catches it. He holds it up to the screen and the image of Kotemon's Champion form is drawn. "Initiate Digivolution!" Matt shouts. A light sprouts from the digivice and shoots into the air. Kotemon jumps into the light and begins his transformation. His skins becomes tan-colored and he grows 4 feet taller. Blue beads were stretched across his chest in a V shape. His shoulders were covered in black stripes and red bands were wrapped around his arms. Another band with a feather in the back was around his head. The new digimon had purple pants with a yellow sash in the front. His feet had three white nails. A large sword was tied to the digimon's back and he held two smaller ones in his hands. "Kotemon digivolve to....." Matt said from somewhere. The digimon appeared in a jungle scene, jumping from tree to tree. He landed on the ground, standing next to his partner. He finished Matt's quote by saying, "Dinohumon!"
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"Whoa. It happened again." Trish said in amazement. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Renamon: Dinohumon, Kotemon's digivolved form, is a warrior-type digimon and one of the best sword fighters in the Digital World. His attack is known as the Lizard Dance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dinohumon quickly ran in front of Lita and blocked the attack. He then kicked Musyamon and sent him soaring. "You okay?" Dinohumon asked.
"I'll be fine." Lita told him as she got out of harm's way.
Musyamon rose to his feet, his eyes filled with rage. "So what if you digivolved?" he shouted. "You still can't match my skills. Shogun Sword!"
"That's where you're wrong. Heat Cutter!" Dinohumon used an attack similar to the HotHead to heat up Musyamon's sword. "Frost Cutter!" He then made his other sword cold as ice and struck Musyamon's sword again.
The weapon, however, appeared unharmed. "Ha. Your feeble attacks did- what the?!" Musyamon stood there as his sword shattered.
"That's what I call- Goldust inhale/touch thingy - shattered dreams." Edge said.
"Okay. That was strange." Terriermon said.
"Hey Musyamon!" Matt said. "Prepare to suffer a cruel twist of fate. Finish it Dinohumon!"
"I was just getting to that." Dinohumon leaped in to the sky. Musyamon tried the defend with Dark Matter blasts, but Dinohumon blocked them with his swords. "Lizard Dance!" Dinohumon slashed Musyamon with his left-hand sword and then with the right one. Afterward, he sliced the digimon with both of them in an downward fashion. Finally, Dinohumon crossed his arms and finished with an X slash (as I call it).
"No, no. It can't end like this. Nooooo!" Musyamon's body began to shrink down until he was a digi-egg.
"Ya know, it's kinda sad that it had to end that way." Trish said.
"I know what you mean. But at least this way, Musyamon will have a chance to rethink the whole evil thing." Renamon said.
Kotemon de-digivolved and ran to Matt. "How was that?" he asked.
"Great. You definitely have Mattitude." Matt said
"I have what?"
"I'll explain later." Matt then looked up at the sky. "You've gotta be kidding me." Sure enough, night was changing back into day as the morning sun revealed itself.
"I didn't sleep a wink all night." Edge whined.
"I did, but it wasn't enough." Terriermon complained. "Good night or morning or whatever."
The group rolled into their sleeping bags and rested under the morning sun.
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You know the deal. You read it, so now please review. I'd do it for you. A few quick announcements. I decided not to do the Yu-Gi-Oh crossover fic. I couldn't come up with any ideas for it other than some of the decks. Also, the Digi-Equipment thing was an idea I came up with that was inspired by my Digimon World 3 game. On the game, each digimon has certain weapons that only they can use. I decided to make it so that each of the digimon in this fic had their own arsenal of specialized weaponry. While I didn't come up Kotemon's gear (the Ronin items) nor Renamon's (the Yin Yang items), the rest I'm pretty sure are my own ideas. You might see them it in up-coming chapters if I get some positive feedback. Well, that's it. Chapter 5, "Mountain Trails" will be up when I put it up. Don't mean to be rude, but that's a good deadline. See ya.
Mattitude: Version 2