Digimon: The WWE Era
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A/N: Merry Christmas! Okay, so what if that was two days ago. I still have the holiday cheer. Ho, ho, ho! Enough babbling. Onward, to the fic!
Chapter 7- Digital Tag Battles
"Tell me this is not a dream," Hurricane Helms said in total disbelief.
"It can't be. Unless we're dreaming the same thing." Gabumon assured him.
"It's no dream. We made it! We really, really made it!" Jeff and Pyromon said together. The group was currently looking at a sign that said "Welcome to the Eclipse Valley".
"Three cheers for us!" Biyomon shouted. "Hip, hip, hooray!" Soon everyone joined in. Everyone, except Lita that is. She seemed unsure about something.
"Hey guys," she said. "Something's not right. Someone sent us a message telling us to come here. But we're the only ones in this valley."
The rest of the group thought about and noticed Lita was right. They were the only ones there. The Eclipse Valley was barren.
Trish started crying anime-style. "Why? Why does everything in this world have to be so difficult?"
"Son of a bitch! After all we went through! A month of traveling and almost getting killed for nothing." Renamon yelled at the top of her lungs.
"My sentiments exactly." Kotemon said.
Everyone else began complaining about how they just got screwed over. Once again, Lita was the only one to stay cool. She proceeded to take a deep breath and whistle as loud as she could. The rest of the team fell silent. "Okay. Now everyone calm down. I can understand your anger. I'm furious myself, but we gotta keep a cool head about this. Someone sent us a message telling us to come here, so someone's got to be here somewhere."
"So what are you suggesting?" Edge asked curiously.
"A search party. We break into teams and give the whole area a good look: Jeff and Hurricane, Trish and Edge, and Matt with me. We meet back here in two hours."
Everyone agreed with Lita's plan and split up. The young diva and her boyfriend walked through a grassy plain bordering a forest, Biyomon and Kotemon close by as usual.
"Hello! Anybody out there?" Matt shouted, only to have his echo answer back. "Man, how hard can it be find one digimon?"
"I guess pretty hard when you don't know which digimon you're looking for." Kotemon said matter-of-factly.
"Besides," Lita said, "what makes you so sure we're looking for a digimon? Whose to say we're the only humans here?"
"Me, considering we haven't seen any others." Matt argued.
Then Biyomon argued "Just because we haven't seen any doesn't mean they're not here."
"Why are you all ganging up on me?!"
Just then, the group heard something. It was a loud and deranged crowing, like that of a rooster. Next, two big chicken digimon appeared. Both had white feathers; one had them with red tips and the other with blue.
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Blue tip digimon: I am Akatorimon. My special moves are Frozen Fire Blast and Dirty Attack.
Red tip digimon: I am Kokatorimon. My attack is Petra-Fire.
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"Okay. That's great. Now what do you clowns want?" Matt asked.
"Our superiors have ordered that the humans be destroyed." Akatorimon.
"What? You'll have to get through us first!" Biyomon said. "Ready Kotemon?"
"Always. Time for a 'Mattitude Adjustment'."
"It's time to digivolve!" Matt and Lita shouted together.
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"Initiate Digivolution! Biyomon digivolve to..."
"Initiate Digivolution! Kotemon digivolve to..."
"Birdramon!"
"Dinohumon!"
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"The master didn't say they could digivolve." Kokatorimon said. "Oh well. Petra-Fire!" The digimon shot green lasers from his eyes at Dinohumon. The warrior dodged and the blast hit a tree, which turned to stone.
"Nice job Dinohumon." Matt said. "Keep dodging and wait to move in for attack."
Meanwhile, Birdramon was busy with Akatorimon. The chicken tried his Dirty Attack, which was really just a tackle, several times. However, since chickens can't fly, he couldn't get Birdramon at her high altitude.
"Ha ha! Meteor Wing!" Birdramon shot her meteors at the chicken.
"Frozen Fire Shot!" Akatorimon fired a blue beam from his eyes and froze the attack. When the stones hit the ground, they exploded.
"That was unexpected." Lita said.
"Ya know, these guys have some pretty cool attacks. For poultry anyway." Matt said.
"Stop complimenting the enemy!"
The battles raged on. The enemies attacked relentlessly, but the good guys had speed on their side. Birdramon flew out of range long before anything got close to her and Dinohumon used his Double Guard technique to nullify the attacks. This went on for a good while until Akatorimon and his counterpart got an idea. Kokatorimon fired a Petra-Fire attack and Dinohumon blocked. However, as Dinohumon repelled this attack, Akatorimon drilled him hard with a Dirty Attack. Dinohumon flew into a tree, causing it break.
"Hey what's going on?" said a half-awake digimon that fell from the tree. It was a little green caterpillar creature.
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New digimon: I'm Wormmon and you guys just destroyed my favorite sleeping spot. I should blast you stupid chickens with my Sticky Net and Silk Thread attacks.
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"Hey," said the barely conscious Dinohumon, "You should get going."
"Now's our chance. Petra-Fire!"
"Frozen Fire Blast!" The two attacks fused together into a concentrated beam and flew at the two weakened digimon.
"Get up Dinohumon!" Matt commanded. "You'll be digitized. Move!"
"Grab him Birdramon!" Lita ordered. But just as the phoenix sprung into action, another creature leapt from nowhere, grabbed Dinohumon and Wormmon, and jumped off.
"What the..?" Akatorimon said before getting tackled by a blue grizzly bear.
"Nice job Grizzmon." said a voice from behind Matt and Lita. They couple turned to see....
"John Cena? Shane McMahon? You gotta be kidding me." Matt said astonished.
"What are you guys doing here?" Lita asked.
"I don't think that matters now. We got some chicken to fry. Go, Strikedramon!" Shane said.
"Warrior Demolition!" Shane's digimon, the digimon that saved Dinohumon, jumped into the air. He then landed and forced a current of energy to rise from the ground. The attack missed, but just barely.
"That was too close." croaked Kokatorimon.
Strikedramon was a tall blue dinosaur. He wore baggy green pant with no shirt. He wore a helmet that covered everything above his mouth. Some green hair stuck out of it. Shane's digimon had a belt around his neck and armor on his shoulders, arms, knuckles, and at the end of his tail. His skin was blue and his chest was white with an orange symbol on it. The mon had three white claws on his hands and feet.
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Strikedramon: My partner's already introduced me. I'm a champion level digimon. My attacks are Warrior Demolition and Slicing Claws.
Grizzmon: I too am a champion. My attacks are Maul Attack and Wind Slash.
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"Thanks for saving my friend." Birdramon said as she hovered over them.
"No prob." Grizzmon said.
"Happy to help." Strikedramon came in. "Now let's take these guys down."
"Don't count me out. Wormmon digivolve to....Stingmon!" The small worm became a tall insectiod digimon. He was green with red eyes and black armor on his forearms, legs, shoulders, and feet. He had five fingers on each hand and two large toes. The new mon had two antennae. Stingmon concealed two spike swords in his forearm armor.
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Stingmon: Don't worry about anything. I'll stop these two with my Spiking Strike and Moon Shooter attacks.
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"Four on two's not fair!" the chicken's crowed.
"Too bad! Warrior Demolition!"
"Maul Attack!" Grizzmon's claw glowed as he charged.
"Spiking Strike!" Stingmon released one of his spikes and charged as well. All three attacks hit and sent the evil digimon reeling.
"I'll finish this. Meteor Wing!" Birdramon shot her attack, which destroyed the enemies.
"Wow. Your digimon ain't half-bad." Lita said to the new humans.
"Same to you." Shane said.
All of the digimon digidevolved and walked over to the humans. Matt gave Kotemon some medicine and a few bandages. "You all right little buddy?"
"I'm fine. Nothing I can't handle." the small digimon answered. "Oh, thanks Strikedramon."
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Small blue dinosaur: Your welcome, but it's Monodramon now. I'm only Strikedramon when someone's in danger. But I can still fight with my Dyno Byte and Dyno Head butt attacks.
Bear cub digimon: I'm Bearmon, Rookie form of Grizzmon. My attack is Bear Fist.
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"Thanks." Lita said before turning to Cena and McMahon. "Now what about you two. How'd you get to the Digi-World?"
"We found some strange green computer disks card things. We put them in my computer and got transported here." Shane answered.
"That's when we met Monodramon and Bearmon. We got these digivices too." Cena continued.
"You have the digivices. So you're the humans we've been waiting for." Wormmon said.
"You sent us that message?" Biyomon asked.
"No but I know who did. I'll take you to them."
"We have to find our friends first. There's a good chance they'll be attacked too." Kotemon said. After that, Wormmon and Biyomon digivolved again and everyone flew off.
Meanwhile, in an all too familiar setting, Jeff and Hurricane wandered through a forest. "Trees, trees, it's all we ever see here." Helms said.
"It's not that bad. Besides, we're from North Carolina." Jeff said. "There are tons of trees there."
"I know, but a man can only take so much foliage without getting annoyed."
"Well maybe we'll visit a beach tomorrow. We could use a vaca- watch out." Pyromon quickly pulled Jeff and Helms to the ground. A huge wave of fire almost hit them. "Not you again."
Our heroes looked up to see the familiar face of Tyrannomon. But with was a triceratops-like digimon. It was gray with black armor on it's body.
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Tyrannomon: Yes. I told you humans you'd pay for embarrassing me. Now with the help of Monochromon, I'll destroy you once and for all.
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"Can't we ever get a day off?" Gabumon said.
"Obviously not." Pyromon answered.
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"Initiate Digivolution! Gabumon digivolve to..."
"Initiate Digivolution! Pyromon digivolve to..."
"Garurumon!"
"Blazemon!"
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Blazemon charged and locked arms with Tyrannomon. The two dinosaurs tried to overpower each other, but to no avail. Finally, Blazemon knocked his opposition down with a head butt. "Ow! You have a really hard head, dude."
"Where'd you learn to digivolve?" Tyrannomon asked.
"That's none of your business. Super Flame Fist!"
Meanwhile, Garurumon charged at Monochromon with a Slamming Attack, but had little affect on the enemy's armor. "Okay, plan B. Howling Blaster!"
"Volcanic Blaster!" Monochromon shot a blast of fire from his mouth and the two attacks met. "C'mon little puppy. I know you can do better than that.
"Who you callin' puppy? Rah!" Garurumon tried another physical attack but got knocked aside.
Helms decided to step in, "Don't worry buddy. Activate Gabumon's Sub-Zero Claw!"
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The cursor moved down to 'weapon' and blinked. Garurumon appeared and blue lights surrounded his claws, turning them into metal.
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Monochromon seemed unimpressed. "So you got some new weapons? Big deal."
"Mock me if you want, but you'll find these claws afford me with some new attacks." Garurumon said with a smirk. "Wolf Bane Slash!" The wolf rushed at an unbelievable speed, cutting a huge hole in the dinosaur's armor. "Full Moon Fang!" The armed digimon howled and a blue wolf shadow launched itself at Monochromon. The triceratops was digitized.
"Whoa. I didn't know he could do that." said Hurricane in utter disbelief.
Jeff was in a similar state. "Yeah. Garurumon wasted him. Hey, maybe Blazemon has a few special attacks too?" The Hardy produced his digivice. "Hmm...which one do I pick? Blazemon has two offensive weapons, the Firestorm Sword and the Firestorm Cannon."
Blazemon was still locked in a heated battle against Tyrannomon; at the moment, he was on the receiving end of several kicks, tail slaps, and head butts. "Now to end it." Tyrannomon snarled. "Blaze Blast!"
"Blazemon! Activate Pyromon's Firestorm Cannon and Firestorm Armor!"
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Two cursors moved down to desired options. Blazemon appears and a cannon appears on his left shoulder. His body is covered in shining red metal.
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Blazemon arose, unharmed by the flames. "Time for you to chill out. Arctic Blaster!" The Firestorm Cannon changed color from red to blue; it fired icy wind and crystals at the other dinosaur. Tyrannomon tried to intercept, but the cannon's force was too much. "I hate the cold!" he growled.
"Shoulda thought about that beforehand. Drowning Tsunami!" The cannon became a darker blue and blasted Tyrannomon with a river of water. Just luck last time, he was washed away in a current of water. "I'll be back!" he vowed.
"Some people just don't learn." Blazemon said. He and Garurumon then digidevolved, but not into Gabumon and Pyromon. Garurumon became a furry little head with a black horn sticking out and Blazemon turned into a blue ball with small arms and legs.
"What happened to them?" Hurricane asked.
"Using those attacks required more energy than we expected," said the furry one, "because we digidevolved to our In-Training forms. I'm Tsunomon and he's Karumon."
"Don't worry though. After we get something to eat, we'll be back to our old selves." Karumon said. "Hey isn't that Birdramon?" He pointed up at the fire bird, who landed immediately.
"Yo. Jeff Hardy and the Hurricane are here too." Cena said.
"Where'd you come from?" Jeff asked.
"Long story." Matt said. "What happened to your digimon?"
"That too is a long story." Hurricane said.
Lita stepped in, "Well, we'll have to explain everything later. Someone might be after Trish and Edge. We've got to find them."
And with that, our heroes sped off, hoping to find the last two members of their team before it was too late.
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Next time....
Jeff and the others get to Edge and Trish, only to find they've made a new friend. But the peace is short lived, as a new, much more powerful enemy arises. Will our heroes be able to defeat? And what exactly are the 'Black Kingdom' and the 'Digimon Resistance' and what role do they play in the fate of the humans and their digimon ? All that and more in the next chapter "Evil Arrives".
Mattitude: Version 2