Second Impressions Are Even Worse
"Today was such a disaster…" Angelica groaned as she trudged the halls. "Who am I kidding? I'll never get the hang of this!"
"Don't worry," Todd said. "This was only your first day. After you've been here a while, things can get a lot worse!"
"Thanks a lot!" Angelica rolled her eyes. "Which way is the girl's bathroom again?"
"Hold on," Althea said. "Let me check and see if it's open." She ran down the hall and was back again in a minute. "This way."
"Thanks," Angelica sighed as they escorted her into the bathroom.
"You're welcome in advance," Wanda grinned. She opened the door as Althea pushed Angelica in. Then they shut the door behind her.
"What the…?" Angelica shouted. Then she heard a startled yelp. She turned her head and saw Lance in the shower. There was no shower curtain so he was completely exposed to her. Her jaw dropped as she saw his body.
"What the hell?" Lance gasped.
"Oh my god…" Angelica stammered. "I…I…"
"WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?" Lance shouted as he grabbed a towel to cover himself.
"I'm sorry! I…" She tried to open the door. "Hey! Let me out!"
There were peals of laughter from the other side. "Oh no they didn't!" Lance grabbed the door and pushed on it. "YOU TWO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL AVALANCHE IT DOWN!"
"Oops," Wanda giggled as she casually opened the door. "Wrong bathroom. But you have to admit it does have a nice view, eh Angelica?"
"YOU STOLE THE SHOWER CURTAIN DIDN'T YOU?" Lance screamed at Althea and Wanda. "YOU WANTED HER TO SEE ME!"
"YOU MEAN THEY SET ME UP?" Angelica shouted. "HOW COULD YOU?"
"It was surprisingly easy," Wanda remarked.
"What is going on here?" Cover Girl angrily walked into the room. "Could you girls explain why you are in the Boy's bathroom?"
"She walked in on me while I was taking a shower!" Lance pointed at Angelica.
"I didn't do it on purpose!" Angelica shouted. "They tricked me!" She pointed at Wanda and Althea.
"Well she felt awkward about him accidentally seeing her naked," Althea said. "And he felt guilty about accidentally seeing her naked so we thought this was the best way to solve the problem."
"Yeah I mean now they've both seen each other naked," Wanda shrugged. "Problem solved."
"Oh," Cover Girl shrugged and left. "Never mind."
"NEVER MIND?" Angelica shouted. "ARE YOU PEOPLE CRAZY?"
"THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR FREAKING MINDS!" Lance shouted as Althea and Wanda shrugged and walked away.
"I am so…" Angelica covered her eyes.
"You have nothing to apologize for!" Lance snapped as he grabbed a bathrobe to further cover himself. "Trust me! I know these people! They're insane!"
"I'm going to walk away now…" Angelica backed off. Then she ran into her room. Wanda and Althea were waiting for her with huge grins. "You two maniacs are so dead! You know that right?"
"Ah you'll get over it," Wanda waved. "Besides it's not like we haven't seen Lance before either. Normally though we have to look through the hole next to the guy's shower. He may have the brain of a salami, but he is nice eye candy."
"He does have a good body," Althea shrugged. "But I like my Toddles' a lot better."
"YOU'D BETTER LIKE MY BODY BETTER!" Todd could be heard through the wall.
"OH GREAT TOAD! NOW THEY KNOW WE WERE LISTENING IN ON THEM!" Pietro shouted.
"Yeah like we didn't figure it out before when the two of you were saying 'Shut up' to each other!" Wanda pounded on the wall.
Lance walked in wearing only a pair of jeans. He was still slightly damp. "You two are really gonna get it! LOW LIGHT! ROADBLOCK! THERE THEY ARE!"
Shipwreck, Low Light and Roadblock walked in. "All right what just happened?" Roadblock asked.
"It's no big deal," Cover Girl walked in.
"No big deal? No big deal?" Lance shouted. "They shoved Angelica into the bathroom while I was taking a shower!"
"Well turn about is fair play," Althea said. "You saw her naked, she saw you naked."
"Sounds even to me," Cover Girl said.
"EVEN?" Low Light shouted. He glared at Cover Girl. "I can't believe this! This is disgusting! Did you know about this?"
"No. It was just the wrong way to correct a tense situation. It's no big deal. Low Light you are overreacting," Cover Girl said.
"Says the girl who occasionally peeks in on Low Light in the shower," Roadblock smirked.
"YOU LOOKED AT ME IN THE SHOWER!" Low Light shouted.
"How did you…? I mean I do not!" Cover Girl turned red.
"Cover Girl, the Triplets squealed on you for a hot fudge sundae," Shipwreck said.
"I knew I should have bribed them," Cover Girl groaned.
"See! See!" Lance pointed. "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor! That's what it is!"
"Oh go bury yourself Lance," Wanda waved. "You make it sound like she peeks on you! She only looks at the adults."
"Yeah well…" Roadblock stopped. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Thank you Wanda…" Cover Girl groaned.
"She's seen nearly all the adult guys, except my Dad," Althea said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEVER PEEKED AT ME?" Shipwreck shouted. "I'M INSULTED!"
"Cover Girl we really need to have a talk!" Roadblock fumed.
"Yeah why haven't you looked at me?" Shipwreck asked. "I want reasons! Right now!" He followed Cover Girl out of the room. "TELL ME WHY YOU DON'T THINK MY BODY IS GOOD ENOUGH TO LOOK AT!"
"Girls…" Roadblock sighed. "Never mind I just think we've found the heart of the problem."
"You're not going to do anything?" Lance shouted. "What about my rights?"
"I'm more concerned about my rights right now!" Low Light shouted as he and Roadblock walked out. "COURTNEY WE NEED TO TALK!"
"Perverts!" Lance shouted. "You are all perverts!"
"Lance has an inferiority complex about his body," Pietro walked in wearing only very short shorts. "Now I have no problems. Check this physique out!" He made several poses.
"Not now Pietro," Wanda groaned.
"Hey there's nothing wrong with my body!" Pietro snapped.
"No it's your brain that's the major problem area," Wanda remarked.
"You're my twin sister," Pietro waved. "What do you know?"
"More than I would like to about you that's for sure," Wanda said.
"What's going on?" Fred asked as he walked in with Xi and Arcade.
"Oh we made Angelica look at Lance naked," Althea said.
"Well turn about is fair play," Xi shrugged.
"Yeah you don't have anything to complain about Lance," Arcade grumbled. "I wish I looked half as good as you."
"Lance you have to admit you do have a very nice physique," Fred told him.
"I AM NOT LISTENING TO THIS!" Lance shouted.
"Face it Lance," Wanda shrugged. "You have a hot body. What's wrong with us wanting to check it out once in a while?"
"I AM NOT JUST SOME KIND OF SEX OBJECT YOU KNOW!" Lance shouted as he stormed into his room. "I HAVE A BRAIN!"
"SINCE WHEN?" Wanda called out after him.
"Whoo hoo!" Daria called out as Lance passed.
"Nice butt hot stuff!" Brittany yelled.
"Shake that thing!" Quinn shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Lance shouted as he slammed the door to his room. "I HATE ALL OF YOU!"
"ALTHEA HELP ME CONTROL YOUR FATHER!" Cover Girl could be heard shouting. "HE'S DOING A STRIPTEASE AGAIN!"
"DAD PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON RIGHT NOW!" Althea shouted as she ran to aid Cover Girl. "KEEP THOSE BOXER SHORTS ON MISTER! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE FRYING PAN!"
"What kind of nut house have I committed myself to?" Angelica groaned.