Disclaimer: These characters are owned by J.K. Rowling. I'm going to steal them for awhile though. I really just want Fred and George; but I had to steal others as well. I'll return them all back to her after I am done (except for maybe George and Fred), after all she needs them for book six.

Chapter 2

Phase One

The next morning, I kept a lookout, while Fred met with Malfoy. Seems we didn't have to break any school rules this morning. Malfoy just went to Snape and asked for our stuff back. I personally think Snape wants to get into Malfoys pants; but that's another story; and one I don't really want to hear about.

Malfoy returned our products to us and we snuck them back to our room.

No use in letting Hermione see them.

She would probably go tell Filch next.

I wouldn't put anything past her now.

We were to begin phase one today.

We made our way to the Gryffindor table for breakfast. There she was sitting with Harry and Ron. I almost felt bad for the two of them. They were about to become casualties of war; just by association.

Oh as a side note so all of you who read J.K. Rowling's new book, I think its called the Order of the Phoenix (should be out in about a year), we are all aware here that this woman is chronicling the lives of us in the wizarding world. Unfortunately she's mainly focused on Harry. She doesn't mention us Weasley twins enough. I have read them all and enjoy them. My favorite book is the Prisoner of Azkaban. The way she portrayed Sirius was dead on. I hope we have some cameos in her fifth book. After all it was our last year at Hogwarts. Even Ginny gets more ink then us.

God Damn it. There I go again. Why did you all let me get so far off track? It's almost like you don't want me to finish this story. Well tough I'm going on.

Ok where was I? Oh yeah.

So there we were sitting and eating breakfast. Needed a full stomach for that days adventures. Of course I almost emptied my stomach at what happened next. God that girl made me want to hurl. Do you know she actually had the nerve to come over to us?

She sat down between Fred and me.

"I hope you're still not mad at me guys. I just couldn't let you continue to torture first years."

Fred was making strangling motions behind her back. I almost couldn't keep a straight face.

I told her, "Of course not Mione, we understand. You were absolutely correct to stop us. We were acting like children. The shop of ours was just a pipe dream. In fact thank you for showing us the errors of our ways."

Hermione was satisfied with this and left.

God for someone who was supposed to be so smart; she sure was fucking stupid. I still can't believe she bought that drivel.

She had potions first thing that morning. I can remember thinking that Malfoy better not fuck up. Now I wish he had.

I will now ask ferret, I mean, Draco Malfoy to come up here and tell you what happened that class.

Draco walks up to the podium and leans his elbows on the top. His always present smirk still there.

Hi everyone, I am Draco Malfoy. I guess I should give you some background information first.

Hey who is back there booing? That better not be you Potter. You don't want me spilling your little secret here do you?

The room was quiet.

I thought not.

Now as I was saying. Ever since first year, Granger has pissed me off. I mean who really wants to be near someone who thinks she knows everything?

It would be like being friends with a teacher. Or my father.

Oh yeah, that reminds me. For your information weasel, Snape does not want to 'Get in my pants', as you so eloquently put it. He just knows that if he doesn't keep me happy that I will tell everyone he is a spy.

-What? Don't look at me. I didn't tell him. He can read you know. It's a rare thing in Slytherin; but he does know how. So you can blame J.K. for that. I really need to have a talk with her about that.

Shut up Snape. I was talking. You can just wait your turn.

-Sorry Mr. Malfoy.

Now back to Granger. I tried to ignore her. I mean I had thought she was being punished enough forced to hang out with Frick and Frack over there.

Yes Harry and Ron I am talking about you.

After she slapped me all bets were off. I had been looking for an opportunity to get back at her.

When George and Fred came to me with their plans, I knew that this would probably be my only chance for revenge.

That first day was just a diversionary tactic. No need for her to know that it was the twins who would be her tormentors. I didn't mind if she thought it was me.

We sat down as class started. Professor Snape came into the room and announced that we would be put into pairs that day. I caught his eye and made a motion to Granger. He looked at me funny but did as he was told.

You should have seen everyone's faces when he said 'Granger, Malfoy, you two will be working together. Ms. Granger please try not to bring down Mr. Malfoys grade.' The way she glared at him was enough to make me laugh.

Before she could sit down, I transfigured her stool into a frog. It really pissed me off when she didn't even bat an eyelash. She just turned it back and sat down.

I know she heard me when I called her a fucking bitch; but of course being her stuck up self she ignored me.

I wasn't worried though, I now had the perfect opportunity to begin Phase One. Watch.

Draco waved hi hand and a scene unfolded in front of all assembled.

****************Flashback*********************

Hermione and Draco were sitting at a table in the back of class.

"Granger," Malfoy said. "Please don't sit so close to me. I don't have time to buy new robes, if you accidentally brush up against me."

She clenched her teeth.

"Good," thought Draco. "She's beginning to crack."

"What's the matter mud blood? Forgotten how to talk? Come on say something. No? Okay, I didn't want to hear your voice anyway. So why haven't you started our potion yet? You know I am not going to do it. Why should I? You really should get used to be a slave. When the Dark Lord takes over, and if you are one of the lucky ones to live, maybe I'll buy you myself. I don't mind slumming once in awhile."

Hermione's hands were gripping the desk. Her knuckles completely white. Her legs were twitching angrily.

Draco was still talking. "Of course, I wouldn't have to pay much. I'd probably even let Crabbe and Goyle have some fun. What do you say Granger? Want to be my whore?"

Hermione stood up. Anger radiating from her body. Draco had started to sneer, when her hand came up and connected with his cheek. He fell backwards off his stool and on to the floor.

Everyone just stared in silence.

Snape was the first to speak. "Ms. Granger, fifty points from Gryffindor, and one week of detention. I suggest you take your things and go see McGonagall. I am sure she will want to know about this."

She snatched up her books, and stomped on Malfoys hand which was still on the floor.

"AHHHHHHHHH," he screamed.

She just left, never turning back.

The scene vanished.

Oh yeah, I remember that.

I'm surprised Ron. I didn't think that brain of yours could retain any information.

Sod off Malfoy.

Temper, Temper. Needless to say Phase One complete.

Any questions.

Hands went up around the room.

Damn it Malfoy. All I did was ask you to come up here and tell of your part in our plan. Get your ass off my stage ad sit down. Questions, Jesus Christ.

Hey George.

What Fred?

When's it my turn?

Angelina will you shut him up? You don't have a turn Fred, unless you know something that I don't.

Maybe I do.

What?

Give me a turn and I'll tell you.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Fine whatever. This better be good, Fred. We wasted enough time with dick head over there.

Do you want me to tell the rest later? You better be nice to me.

Whatever Malfoy. Just go Fred.

Hi all, you all know me as the good looking twin; but today call me Fred.

My brother George here is one messed up dude. That is why we called you all here together.

We need to know where our plan went wrong.

That first day was supposed to be a walk in the park. Malfoy and George both performed their parts flawlessly. My job was a little harder; but doable.

Malfoys job was to get Hermione detention.

Georges' was to convince her that there were no hard feelings.

Mine was to get in to her room. On one hand I knew I couldn't get up the stairs to the girls dormitories. On the other hand if I was to be escorted by a girl..

Fred Weasley, don't you dare wink at me again.

Sorry Angie.

Needless to say I got up there. How I did is none of your business.

Damn right.

Come on Angelina, let me finish.

Whatever Fred.

After I got done visiting with my 'friend', I basically had free reign up there.

I told Angie, I mean my 'friend' that I had to go. I left her room and went straight to Hermione's. I knew she shared a room with Lavender and Parvati, so I just made sure they were otherwise distracted.

Thanks mate. I couldn't get Pav off of me for 20 minutes. What would have happened if Cho found us?

Well I had fun, thanks bro.

You're welcome Ronniekins.

When I got into Miones room I went directly to her dresser. I just moved a few things here and there. You see, our main goal was to make her believe she was going out of her mind. We figured that if she was busy sorting thru her own problems she would leave us alone. Now I was supposed to just move stuff; but I didn't think that would be enough. I found her class schedule and changed a few things here and there.

No wonder she came my class three times that day. I just thought she found me sexy.

You wish Snivellus.

I think she finally realized that it was messed up, when she went to Umbridges class and sat in an empty room for two hours. She, of course blamed it on Malfoy. I knew she would. Thank you, Fred. Is that the only thing you had kept from me? It was bloody brilliant by the way.

Well that's all about the plan; but I could tell you all about earlier that night.

SHUT UP

Sorry Angie.

All right it's getting late. We all need to get some sleep. I ask that you all join me tomorrow.