XV: For Your Eyes Only
The reader opens a folder on a desk that reads TOP SECRET and picks up a letter addressed so.
The Staff and Management of "From Baskar With Love" would like to apologize for last chapter's poem. The editors didn't catch it in time and are being scrutinized as we speak, for at least our grammar critics know that a lot seems to get past these fellaws. Thank you, everyone here- Hypes, Joe, and Enya.
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Last time on "From Baskar With Love"…
Werner stepped into an unforgiving landscape. A great sea of sand stretched before him where once there were green hills and trees as high as the eye could see. His daughter was left in a coma and his fellow employees dead. No, this was not limited to just Yggdrassil, but his sin had stretched beyond the mountains and crawled all over the planet, creating storms and deserts, slaying hundreds in a horrific night, and eventually to starve thousands in the coming years. Werner had already paid with his mortal life, but his sin he still carried. Playing God will condemn all, and Werner did not realize the just words of Leehalt until it was too late. And now, Werner would atone and set things right as he stepped out of Leyline and into the wasteland called Filgaia…
End Book I.
…Oh, wrong story…Oops…Damn editors…
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The Egyptian hall had become a battlefield of two agencies, Ptolomea and his fun friends, and Gallows and his strange co-workers. The two were on ends, about to pummel each other into the ancient earth. Was there any end to this conflict in sight? Oh, the humanity! Peace, not war!
"Ung! Enough of this! Let's just fight!" Marivel pulled out her uzi's.
"My sentiments exactly." Antenora smirked, throwing a rose to the ground
"Hey, uh, what's with the rose?" Gallows asked.
"Didn't you know? All cool villains have roses!" Antenora explained.
"Ah…?" Gallows shrugged and fired with the PP7, felling Judecca.
"What the hell was that?!" Judecca spat as he fell to his knees.
"I, uh,… shot you?" Gallows answered.
"I can bloody see that! We're the ones supposed to be fighting dirty!" Judecca growled.
"…sorry?" Gallows sympathized… well, not really.
"Oh a lot of bloody good that does me. You said your sorry for shootin me before I was ready. I didn't even get to use one of my ingenious traps!" Judecca moaned.
"Oh c'mon Jude, your dead, get over it." Caina rolled her eyes.
"It's not something I can just get over Caina, sheesh. Let's see how you bloody like it!" Judecca pulled out that strange handgun that does more damage than all of his other weapons combined, and shot Caina in the stomach.
"Hey! You just shot our own guy!" Ptolomea and Antenora shouted.
Marivel, Jack, Gallows, and Lilka looked to each confused.
"You shot me!" Caina yelled.
"Duh, I'm the one who bloody pulled the bloody trigger!" Judecca rolled his eyes.
"Cheerio chaps!" Randolph the magic key greeted.
"Oh shut up!" Judecca growled.
"Don't tell Randolph to shut up! I love him!" Caina defended. "Isn't somebody going to help me? I'm bleeding!"
"Oh, it's not that bad." Ptolomea sighed.
"What an ingenious lot we have here, eh?" Judecca chuckled.
"I'll say, you're the one who shot your own team mate." Marivel stated.
"Uh, Anty, what do we do now?" Ptolomea looked to the long haired woman.
"I'll tell you what to do you bloody ox! Get me to a hospital!" Judecca shouted.
"Me too! And get me a lawyer too!" Caina cried out.
"Cheerio chaps!" Randolph greeted.
"But what about these guys? Vinsfelds' gonna kill us if we let them get through!" Antenora asked.
"Uh… Vinsfeld's already dead…" Jack brought up.
"What?!" All four Cocytus members shrieked.
"Yea! We met his spooky ghost." Lilka shuddered just thinking about the trial of fear.
"I'm not dead!" A voice called from the teleportation machine. The Cocytus members turned to see their boss, leader of Odessa, and all around bad guy Vinsfeld Rhadamanthus. "At least not yet anyway."
"Sir!" The four saluted, even though half of them were dying.
"What the hell is going on here, eh?" Vinsfeld inspected his troops. "Must have been quite a battle."
"…Uh…yea…" Ptolomea whistled.
"B-but your dead! We saw you ghost!" Gallows freaked.
"From all the Inferno references, you'd think someone would get this one. A man's soul can exist in hell even while he is alive!" Vinsfeld laughed.
"…But we weren't in hell…" Marivel thought. She then looked to Gallows and blinked. "Then again, I've been stuck with these idiots and fighting bigger idiots for a while now. Maybe we are in hell…"
"Gee, thanks a lot Marivel." Gallows sighed.
"We aren't dead!" Lilka shrieked. "We are very much alive!"
"Cheerio chaps!" Randolph the magic key greeted.
"Wait, so you saw my ghost outside of hell?!" Vinsfeld gasped.
"Yep." Jack said.
"Uh oh… then maybe I am dead." Vinsfeld then dropped to the floor life less.
"…That was easy." Gallows blinked.
"Oh poor Mr. Rhadamanthus! (that name sure is a mouthful! Munch munch munch. And tasty too!) I hope he's not really dead!" Lilka mourned the loss of the enemy.
Antenora laughed maniacally as she checked his pulse. "Yup, he sure is dead." She then looked to Judecca. "Aren't you supposed to be dead by hemorrhoids now?"
"That's hemorrhaging! And I bloody should be. Oh wait! Damn…" Judecca then fell over lifeless as well.
"Huh. Well I'm not going out without a fight! 4D Hypo Blast!" Caina summoned an incredibly weird spell that sucked everyone into the cubic dimension, where they floated around in what seemed to be a big pinkish cube. But that's not the end of it, for then pink balloons attacked them! Marivel screeched, Gallows yelped, Jack screamed, Ptolomea gasped, Antenora yelled, and Lilka was delighted. Pink balloons are a little girl's best friend, after all. In a polygonal second, the world was as it should be. Except for Caina, who was dead, and the surviving members who were injured due to such horrific situations.
"Cheerio chaps!" Randolph the magic key greeted.
"This pyramid has to have some of the scariest things ever!" Marivel shuddered. Her castle "pailed" in comparison in fear factor.
"It-it's not over, ARMS!" Antenora then grabbed Randolph the magic key and pointed him to a wall. Surprisingly, a blue beam shot forth from it's anterior portion, revealing an enormous keyhole. "Hahaha! My revenge is complete, but still as an acting officer of P.R.O.P.H.E.T, I must destroy all of ye! So come forth, my heartless!"
Out of the keyhole came forth several small black creatures with beady yellow eyes. Antenora laughed as they crawled, squirmed, writhed, and wiggled about menacingly.
"Woah woah woah! This, my friends, is not Wild ARMS!" Gallows stepped forth. "I'm a going to have to ask you to leave!"
The heartless creatures looked to each other, shrugged, and went back to the chaotic dimension from whence they came. Antenora dropped Randolph, disgusted. "You have failed me for the last time, keyblade!"
"Come and take me on!" Ptolomea laughed, taking out that weird weapon… I have no idea what to call it, or even how to describe it. It's just a weird thing. He leaped into the air and dived down where ARMS stood, trying to crush them with his serrated might. Gallows rolled out of the way, Lilka dived to safety, but Marivel and Jack would not be so lucky.
"Aport" Marivel called forth a frying pan and hit Jack with it. Fortunately, the frying pan took Ptolomea's hit. Ptolomea bounced off, his weird thing wrecked.
"Damn it! Why doesn't anything work!" Ptolomea cursed.
"Because we're the good guys!" Lilka smiled. "And love will always prevail!"
"Gah!" Marivel clutched her chest. "Lilka!"
"So, that's their weakness!" Antenora chuckled. "Oh, Ptolomea, isn't love and friendship the best thing ever!"
"…huh?" Ptolomea was confused.
Marivel fell down, her status quickly deteriorating. "My weakness!"
"Marivel, are you alright!?" Jack asked.
"Don't worry about me… really… just get them!" Marivel instructed.
Her teammates nodded and turned to Antenora and Ptolomea. "You guys are going down!"
"Would you like to join us for tea, we would be so delighted to have our favorite friends join us!" Antenora said evily.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Marivel clutched her ears.
Lilka bit eh lip and tightened her fists. "If that's what needs to be done… still, I hate to do this." She stepped up to the lady in white and looked her in the eye. "I…"
"Yes, little girl?" Antenora chuckled.
"I hate you." Lilka sniffed.
"My strength… it's returning!" Marivel said weekly.
"I hate you so much. Your so mean, all you do is bad things! I wish you would just go away!" Lilka yelled.
"Ouch. Do you feel them vibes?" Jack said to Gallows.
"You wretched little girl!" Antenora scowled.
"Hey Antynora!" Marivel shouted. Gallows and Jack stepped out of the way to reveal a standing Marivel with a remote. She pressed it, and instantly the wall fell down to reveal the Asgard01.
"Well that can't be good…" Ptolomea whistled.
Asgard01 began to shake as power filled its cannon. Antenora gasped and Ptolomea grabbed onto her for security. Marivel smirked. "Show time!"
Asgard01's cannons released an enormous energy blast, blowing out the side of the pyramid in the process. When the dust was all settled, ARMS looked to see Antenora and Ptolomea covered in soot and dust. Unfortunately, the teleportation machine was completely destroyed.
"Great job Marivel…" Jack sighed.
"We surrender!" Antenora waved a little white flag where Ptolomea waved a little French flag.
"Alright goons! Talk!" Gallows shouted. "Where's the laser!"
"It's on our moon base! That's where the teleporter went!" Ptolomea whined.
"It's the guardian truth!" Antenora reassured them.
"The moon?!" The ARMS agents were shocked.
"We don't know which moon, but it's defiantly a moon!" Antenora said.
"Hmmm, Malduke or… that other one…" Jack thought.
"Faluna." Marivel said. "Or at least according to Twilight Venom…"
"But what would they be doing with a laser on the moon?" Gallows thought.
"Maybe they want one billion dollars?" Lilka suggested. All she received were disappointed looks.
"The plan is known only by number one and the moon base staff!" Ptolomea stated.
"And the machine is destroyed! We'll never get there!" Lilka was starting to sob.
"Well, there is another way to get there…" Ptolomea started.
"No! Don't say anything!" Antenora pressed her hand to Ptolomea's mouth.
"Whatcha talking bout Willis?!" Gallows stepped forward.
"You better talk!" Jack warned, shaking his fist in an intimidating manner.
"All right! Head to Surf town! There's a secret rocket there!" Ptolomea advised.
"So much for being top secret…" Antenora sighed.
"All right! From here, we go to Surf town!" Gallows grinned.
"And quick like if we want to beat 002!" Jack advised.
"What are we waiting for! Let's go!" Marivel shouted, and so the four ran out of the blasted hole and out into the desert sun.
"So… cyanide tooth?" Ptolomea asked.
"…nah… I suddenly have the urge to open up a child councilors office." Antenora shrugged.
"…Okay…" Ptolomea looked confused.
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Teefa85: "Ptolomea and his fun friends" is an exact quote (and funniest quote) from Wild ARMS: 2nd Ignition. Yes, it's a great quote.
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"Cheerio chaps." Randolph the magic key greeted as the pyramid exploded in one giant explosion! Jazzy music!
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Next chapter: Octopussy. Let the jokes begin!