*****(Outside Marcus' Cathedral)****

Marcus: You are to kill Kain on sight!

Soldier: How do we know if it's Kain? I mean, he's not going to stop and give me his name.

Marcus: You are to kill anyone suspicious looking, on sight!

Soldier: Right! Y__Y

???: Hello!

Soldier: Hault! State your name and belonging!

???: I am Kain and I've come to kill Marcus and get valuable ifromation from the Bishop.

Soldier: You may pass kind Sir! :-)

Kain: Eh? o.O!

Soldier: What?

Kain: Aren't you supposed to kill me, torture me or even rape me if your twisted enough?

Soldier: What's rape?

Kain: O.o!!

Soldier: Eh?

Kain: What's two plus two?

Soldier: Seven!

Kain: No.

Soldier: Porno!

Kain: WTF!?!?

Soldier: Or is it Pepsi?

Marcus: Hey! I said kill Kain not chat with him!

Soldier: What's kill? And who's Kain??

Kain: Are you gay?

Soldier: Maybe.

Marcus: Que?

Kain: Can't you say any thing else than Maybe?

Soldier: Maybe.

Kain: STFU!!!!!!!!!

Soldier: Okeeeeeeey!

Marcus:Sorry, but I think I might have the answer of why he's retarded.

Kain: Why's that?

Marcus: I might have done something naasty to him in the bedroom.

Kain: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MEntal IMAGE MENTAL IMAGE!!!!

Marcus: No not that that sicko!!!

Kain: o.O??

Marcus: I hit him with something long-

Soldier: AND JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kain: SICK!!!!!

Soldier: Ooooopsies!!

Kain & Marcus: Eh?? O.o!!!

Soldier:Me made messy in my under panties! It's all squishy and juicy and it makes--

Marcus: GO! To the bathroom.

The soldier leaves the room.

Kain: Aren't we supposed to fight or something?

Marcus: NAH!!

Kain: Then what do we do? I'm bored.

Marcus: Lets have hot, steamy burning-

Kain: I'm listening!

Marcus: COCOA!

Kain: Awwwww!

-------This story is makeing fun of Blood Omen 2. Hope you like R&R Flamming Ok!------------