Lyrics by the good people of Electric 6.
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Soon they got to the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey told them that Hermione's analysis of bogstone syndrome was correct, and told Harry that all he needed was a course of tablets over the next week. She gave them to him.
'Oh, and they can have an aphrodisiac effect, but I'm sure that will be alright,' she said as they left.
'Yeah, that's fine,' said Harry.
He thought that maybe it would come in useful.
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On the way back to Gryffindor house, Hermione and Harry met with Hagrid.
'Arrr, 'ermione, 'arry, Oi thought oi should tell ya. Oi'm goin' ta sea ta seek moi fortune. Oh revwar!'
And he was away. Hermione and Harry didn't quite get what he said (they rarely did) but they got that the jist of it was that he was running away to sea.
'Um, bye!' they called after him.
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Ron was lying on his bed, listening to his walkman. Yeah yeah, I know that electric stuff doesn't work at Hogwarts (I *have* read Hogwarts: A History) but it was a *magic* walkman. Suddenly, a song came on that Ron just couldn't help getting up and dancing to.
'You!' sang Ron, out loud
'I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.'
This whole thing was accompanied by a complicated dance routine, including much hip thrusting and arse wobbling.
'Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.'
At this point, Neville and Seamus came in, and after looking at him in an odd manner for a while, joined in as backing dancers.
'Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.'
And now Harry and Hermione get back from the hospital wing. Hermione looked disappointed that the fruit roll ups had gone.
'I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,'
Harry felt something he had never felt before (I'm going to leave it to your imaginations what. I'm sure you'll figure it out.)
'I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!'
'My gosh that was superb!' exclaimed Harry.
Ron, who hadn't noticed everyone else, looked a touch embarrassed, but pleased at the same time.
'Oh, well, er, thanks Harry. It's my favourite song.'
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Soon they got to the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey told them that Hermione's analysis of bogstone syndrome was correct, and told Harry that all he needed was a course of tablets over the next week. She gave them to him.
'Oh, and they can have an aphrodisiac effect, but I'm sure that will be alright,' she said as they left.
'Yeah, that's fine,' said Harry.
He thought that maybe it would come in useful.
**************************************************************************** *******
On the way back to Gryffindor house, Hermione and Harry met with Hagrid.
'Arrr, 'ermione, 'arry, Oi thought oi should tell ya. Oi'm goin' ta sea ta seek moi fortune. Oh revwar!'
And he was away. Hermione and Harry didn't quite get what he said (they rarely did) but they got that the jist of it was that he was running away to sea.
'Um, bye!' they called after him.
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Ron was lying on his bed, listening to his walkman. Yeah yeah, I know that electric stuff doesn't work at Hogwarts (I *have* read Hogwarts: A History) but it was a *magic* walkman. Suddenly, a song came on that Ron just couldn't help getting up and dancing to.
'You!' sang Ron, out loud
'I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.'
This whole thing was accompanied by a complicated dance routine, including much hip thrusting and arse wobbling.
'Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.'
At this point, Neville and Seamus came in, and after looking at him in an odd manner for a while, joined in as backing dancers.
'Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.'
And now Harry and Hermione get back from the hospital wing. Hermione looked disappointed that the fruit roll ups had gone.
'I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,'
Harry felt something he had never felt before (I'm going to leave it to your imaginations what. I'm sure you'll figure it out.)
'I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!'
'My gosh that was superb!' exclaimed Harry.
Ron, who hadn't noticed everyone else, looked a touch embarrassed, but pleased at the same time.
'Oh, well, er, thanks Harry. It's my favourite song.'