**Author's Note** I noticed that I hadn't put up a disclaimer in any of my chapters so far so I'm doing that now
--Disclaimer-- This is a fictional story, none of these events have really happened nor will they happen. I don't own any of the wrestlers or their wives/girlfriends. I only own MJ and Babs. I don't get anything out of the writing of this story besides joy, so PLEASE don't sue me :o) Thankyou.
Ok… how was that? I haven't done one of those in quite some time. So if it sucked I'm sorry, lol. I think you guys will like this chapter, I know I sure did… lots of drama.
--Jess
Tripsey knocked on the door to the men's locker room. "Everybody Decent? There are some girls out here that wanna meet you." "Yea! Come on in." So Tripsey opened the door. "Ok… girls these are some of the wrestlers. Guys. This is MJ and this is Babs. They're joining the tour for… how long are you gonna be here with your dad?" "I dunno. Why don't you go ask him. Probably a while. He doesn't like the thought of us living without any big guys around to scare off the boys." I rolled my eyes, "Yea. It's kind of retarded. I mean he thinks that as soon as you all leave us we're gonna have wild and crazy parties every night of the week. I mean, we would have some, but that's besides the point."
"Ok then. Girls… you should remember some of these guys. Marc and Devon (The Dudley's) , Booker, Sean (Val Venis), Lance, Rob (RVD), Adam and Jay (Edge and Christian)." I smiled, "How have you guys been? We haven't seen some of you in a long time." "And before you interrupted me I was going to introduce you to the newer guys. Babs, do you mind?" "Yea, yea, whatever Tripsey." The guys all cracked up,
"Tripsey!?!" Trips got mad and said, "If any of you ever call me Tripsey I will kill you." I smiled, "Aww… I'm sorry I guess I shouldn't have said that in front of everyone huh?" "Yea… but knowing you, everyone would have known anyways in less then a week." "I'm sorry. Guys… be nice to him. He only lets me call him that because I'm his favorite." MJ's mouth opened, "HEY! What am I, Chop Liver?? I would just like to remind you that he was my favorite before he was your favorite!" "Who said he was my favorite?? I only said I was his favorite."
Tripsey sighed, "Oh… and to clear all this confusion up… MJ's my favorite." And with that said MJ stuck her tongue out at me and gave Tripsey a hug, "Aww… thanks Paul. Can you introduce us now?" "God Damn… you got no patience girls. Ok. MJ, Babs, this is Randy Orton, Brock Lesnar, Dave Batista, John Cena, Rene Dupree and Sylvan Grenier (*AN* I don't know if this is his real name, if anyone can tell me, I'll correct it)." I smiled, "Hi. It's great to meet you guys. I'm sure we'll have lots of fun."
Randy Orton spoke up, "You've mentioned that your dad is in the business a few times, who is he?" I smiled, "Well… we had some fun with the Hardyz and made 'em guess but that would take too long. Our Daddy's The Showstoppa." All the guys eyes got big and John Cena said, "You're Shawn's girls? We thought you were 17, and there's no way you're only 17." MJ smiled, "Well thank you. Actually we're almost 20. What exactly did these big lugs tell you about us, the Hardyz said they thought we were 12." Dave said, "Well… it's not that they say anything bad about you. I don't think that's possible. But they talk about you like you're little girls. They pretty much talk about you like you're little angels and could do no wrong."
After a few minutes Brock spoke up, "Ok… I've always been confused, I didn't think that Shawn ever had kids. I just figured that you were nieces or something." I smiled at him, "Well… technically he never did have kids. We're adopted. Our parents died when we were 7, our Aunt Mandy took us in but then she died when we were 10, a few months before Aunt Mandy died we met some of the wrestlers in person. Shawn has always been my favorite and And Tripsey here, he was always MJ's favorite. We met them and it was love at first sight… only not that kind of love at first sight… I mean eww, we were 10, and plus they're just a tad too old for us. *evil smile* When Aunt Mandy died Shawn was there for us and he adopted us once she died. Ever since then we've been with him."
Randy spoke up, "Where did you live when Shawn was gone, weren't you lonely?" MJ smiled, "Nope… I can't say we were ever lonely. We came on the road with them. We stayed in the dressing rooms a lot, we had a teacher some on the road with us, she was really good. Oh… and once DX started we were corrupted, quite a bit actually. I'm still shocked that I didn't see any of those guys naked, granted everyone has seen their butts and that's bad enough when it's your dad and your 'uncles'."
I shuddered, "Yes, it was wonderful. I remember specifically when DX wished everyone a Merry Christmas. I think I was scared for life. I mean yea, the crowd loved it, but EWW! It was my dad and Tripsey, that's just wrong. Sick and wrong." Tripsey got offended, "Hey Now! I thought you liked my ass?" I looked at him funny, "Umm… you can think that if you want, but not so much. You're like an Uncle to me, and um your ass… no I don't want to see it." Everyone in the locker room laughed and then Dad came in. "I was wondering where my girls were. Oh no, what happened?"
Rob shook his head, "MJ and Babs were just telling us how wonderful the days of DX were for them, seeing your butts and all. Paul thought Babs liked his ass… but he was misinformed, her direct quote 'You're like an Uncle to me, and um your ass… no I don't want to see it.' It made everyone laugh, as you can see."
Eventually MJ and I left the locker room, some of the guys needed to change it's just too bad they didn't let us stay. We went down to the nWo locker room and I sat down on Kev's lap, "Guess what Kev?" "What Kev?" "Ha Ha very funny. We met all sorts of new people. And Oh My God, some of the guys are so fuckin' hot." He rolled his eyes and in his best valley girl voice said, "Don't I know it, I mean I get to see them all the time, I don't know how I'm still living. I mean I should have had a hart attack by now. I mean Oh My God, they are just so hot." I looked at him evily and said, "Oh shut up. You're just pissed cuz I don't think you're hot." "um… no. I'm glad you don't think I'm hot. That would be a little scary." "Yea, you're telling me, look at you." Kev didn't look amused so I said, "I'm sorry Kev, you are hot, but at the same time you're like an Uncle to me, and that's like incest, and I don't do incest." Kev laughed, "Good, cuz I don't do incest either, and you're like a daughter to me." I smiled and gave Kev a big hug and just kind of stayed there laying on him.
Then Brock Lesnar came in the room, "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I should of knocked first." And started to leave the room. "Wait Brock. This is pure being lazy, there is nothing going on here. We just told each other that we loved each other." He started to leave the room again. "Wait, Brock you didn't let me finish. It's sort of the same thing with Tripsey. He's like my Uncle and I'm like his daughter. Me and Kev… that's just gross. Sorry big guy." Kev looked down at me, "I totally agree with you." Kev looks over at Brock, "So what did ya want?" "Well, I was wondering if Babs and MJ had eaten yet."
Kev looked him up and down, "If you hurt her I will kill you." "KEVIN!" And I socked him in the arm, "You suck. Just cuz he wants to eat with us does not mean that he likes us like that. With you 3 get it thru your thick skulls… the guys, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HURT US! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US! OK… so get of their back. I'm sick and tired of this shit. Damn it, now I need some Advil." Kev just kind of sat there looking guilty, Dad and Trips came back into the room with MJ.
MJ took one look at Kev and said, "What the FUCK did you do to my sister!?" Then she looked at Brock, "What did he do?" I came back into the room, "You wanna know what he did? The big idiot threatened Brock for no GOD DAMNED REASON! Oh… he asked if we want to eat with him, sorry, I guess he had a reason, mind you it's quite fucked up but that was his reason none the less." MJ looked at Kev, then at Brock. "Brock we would love to eat with you. We just have to take care of this family problem right now, you can stay if you want. DAD, PAUL SIT!" They sat down.
"Ok… we're gonna try to be calm and rational. But if we yell and scream you deserve it. Dad you don't do this so much, but Kevin, Paul you do this all the time. You always try to scare off any guy that even takes a second look at us. You wonder why we don't have boyfriends to scare off other guys, it's because of you."
I took off where MJ stopped, "I mean, for example, Brock just asked us if we wanted to eat with him, and Kevin… you jumped down his throat and told him that you would kill him. I mean I can understand you doing that if Brock would have asked 'you wanna fuck?' but dinner is harmless. How are we going to get to know any of the people here if you don't let us talk to them unsupervised. I mean for fuck sake… we're almost 20, it's not like we're 15 where if a guy asks you to eat with him it's a big deal. We would eat, talk and have some fun, I mean it's not like I'm gonna sit in his lap and make out with him after knowing him for less then a day."
Dad spoke up, "See… I'm not worried about making out. I think it's stupid that these two morons have scared off most of the guys for you. I think if they hadn't you would be more experienced and then you wouldn't fall for every guy that you see, I'm not saying you do fall for everyone, but there would be less chance of it. The only thing I'm worried about is you two being able to stick up for yourself incase anything gets out of hand when you're with a guy, not that any of these guys are bad guys or anything, but just guys in general."
MJ looked at dad, "I understand you're worried about us Daddy, but you guys taught us self defense. We know how to take care of something if it gets out of hand. See… dad, this conversation really isn't about the way you treat guys, it's more about the way Kevin and Paul treat guys."
I looked at Tripsey and Kev, "I understand that you guys are worried for us, but nothing is going to happen to us. Hell, no one even knew we were older then 17 before they saw us, and even after they found out how old we were one of you two was there to tell them to back off or to give them an evil stare." "We just want you to stop doing this, if we have any problems you'll be the first people to know, no matter what the situation is. We love you but we can't deal with it anymore, you've been doing this for years and it's just depressing."
Kev and Tripsey looked at us. "We're sorry girls. We'll try not to do this all the time, it's gonna be really hard, because we're so used to it, but we'll try to stop it from happening too much." We gave each of the guys a big hug. Then MJ and I turned around and looked at Brock, "Still hungry?" Brock laughed, "Of course I am, you think a family quarrel's gonna stop my hunger? HA!" With that said we each took one of Brock's arms and we went to go get some food.
**Author's Note** That was a fun chapter to write. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I would like to thank all the people that have reviewed… I was going to name you but the server's down right now?? But you know who you are so THANK YOU!! Please Review!
--Jess
--Disclaimer-- This is a fictional story, none of these events have really happened nor will they happen. I don't own any of the wrestlers or their wives/girlfriends. I only own MJ and Babs. I don't get anything out of the writing of this story besides joy, so PLEASE don't sue me :o) Thankyou.
Ok… how was that? I haven't done one of those in quite some time. So if it sucked I'm sorry, lol. I think you guys will like this chapter, I know I sure did… lots of drama.
--Jess
Tripsey knocked on the door to the men's locker room. "Everybody Decent? There are some girls out here that wanna meet you." "Yea! Come on in." So Tripsey opened the door. "Ok… girls these are some of the wrestlers. Guys. This is MJ and this is Babs. They're joining the tour for… how long are you gonna be here with your dad?" "I dunno. Why don't you go ask him. Probably a while. He doesn't like the thought of us living without any big guys around to scare off the boys." I rolled my eyes, "Yea. It's kind of retarded. I mean he thinks that as soon as you all leave us we're gonna have wild and crazy parties every night of the week. I mean, we would have some, but that's besides the point."
"Ok then. Girls… you should remember some of these guys. Marc and Devon (The Dudley's) , Booker, Sean (Val Venis), Lance, Rob (RVD), Adam and Jay (Edge and Christian)." I smiled, "How have you guys been? We haven't seen some of you in a long time." "And before you interrupted me I was going to introduce you to the newer guys. Babs, do you mind?" "Yea, yea, whatever Tripsey." The guys all cracked up,
"Tripsey!?!" Trips got mad and said, "If any of you ever call me Tripsey I will kill you." I smiled, "Aww… I'm sorry I guess I shouldn't have said that in front of everyone huh?" "Yea… but knowing you, everyone would have known anyways in less then a week." "I'm sorry. Guys… be nice to him. He only lets me call him that because I'm his favorite." MJ's mouth opened, "HEY! What am I, Chop Liver?? I would just like to remind you that he was my favorite before he was your favorite!" "Who said he was my favorite?? I only said I was his favorite."
Tripsey sighed, "Oh… and to clear all this confusion up… MJ's my favorite." And with that said MJ stuck her tongue out at me and gave Tripsey a hug, "Aww… thanks Paul. Can you introduce us now?" "God Damn… you got no patience girls. Ok. MJ, Babs, this is Randy Orton, Brock Lesnar, Dave Batista, John Cena, Rene Dupree and Sylvan Grenier (*AN* I don't know if this is his real name, if anyone can tell me, I'll correct it)." I smiled, "Hi. It's great to meet you guys. I'm sure we'll have lots of fun."
Randy Orton spoke up, "You've mentioned that your dad is in the business a few times, who is he?" I smiled, "Well… we had some fun with the Hardyz and made 'em guess but that would take too long. Our Daddy's The Showstoppa." All the guys eyes got big and John Cena said, "You're Shawn's girls? We thought you were 17, and there's no way you're only 17." MJ smiled, "Well thank you. Actually we're almost 20. What exactly did these big lugs tell you about us, the Hardyz said they thought we were 12." Dave said, "Well… it's not that they say anything bad about you. I don't think that's possible. But they talk about you like you're little girls. They pretty much talk about you like you're little angels and could do no wrong."
After a few minutes Brock spoke up, "Ok… I've always been confused, I didn't think that Shawn ever had kids. I just figured that you were nieces or something." I smiled at him, "Well… technically he never did have kids. We're adopted. Our parents died when we were 7, our Aunt Mandy took us in but then she died when we were 10, a few months before Aunt Mandy died we met some of the wrestlers in person. Shawn has always been my favorite and And Tripsey here, he was always MJ's favorite. We met them and it was love at first sight… only not that kind of love at first sight… I mean eww, we were 10, and plus they're just a tad too old for us. *evil smile* When Aunt Mandy died Shawn was there for us and he adopted us once she died. Ever since then we've been with him."
Randy spoke up, "Where did you live when Shawn was gone, weren't you lonely?" MJ smiled, "Nope… I can't say we were ever lonely. We came on the road with them. We stayed in the dressing rooms a lot, we had a teacher some on the road with us, she was really good. Oh… and once DX started we were corrupted, quite a bit actually. I'm still shocked that I didn't see any of those guys naked, granted everyone has seen their butts and that's bad enough when it's your dad and your 'uncles'."
I shuddered, "Yes, it was wonderful. I remember specifically when DX wished everyone a Merry Christmas. I think I was scared for life. I mean yea, the crowd loved it, but EWW! It was my dad and Tripsey, that's just wrong. Sick and wrong." Tripsey got offended, "Hey Now! I thought you liked my ass?" I looked at him funny, "Umm… you can think that if you want, but not so much. You're like an Uncle to me, and um your ass… no I don't want to see it." Everyone in the locker room laughed and then Dad came in. "I was wondering where my girls were. Oh no, what happened?"
Rob shook his head, "MJ and Babs were just telling us how wonderful the days of DX were for them, seeing your butts and all. Paul thought Babs liked his ass… but he was misinformed, her direct quote 'You're like an Uncle to me, and um your ass… no I don't want to see it.' It made everyone laugh, as you can see."
Eventually MJ and I left the locker room, some of the guys needed to change it's just too bad they didn't let us stay. We went down to the nWo locker room and I sat down on Kev's lap, "Guess what Kev?" "What Kev?" "Ha Ha very funny. We met all sorts of new people. And Oh My God, some of the guys are so fuckin' hot." He rolled his eyes and in his best valley girl voice said, "Don't I know it, I mean I get to see them all the time, I don't know how I'm still living. I mean I should have had a hart attack by now. I mean Oh My God, they are just so hot." I looked at him evily and said, "Oh shut up. You're just pissed cuz I don't think you're hot." "um… no. I'm glad you don't think I'm hot. That would be a little scary." "Yea, you're telling me, look at you." Kev didn't look amused so I said, "I'm sorry Kev, you are hot, but at the same time you're like an Uncle to me, and that's like incest, and I don't do incest." Kev laughed, "Good, cuz I don't do incest either, and you're like a daughter to me." I smiled and gave Kev a big hug and just kind of stayed there laying on him.
Then Brock Lesnar came in the room, "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I should of knocked first." And started to leave the room. "Wait Brock. This is pure being lazy, there is nothing going on here. We just told each other that we loved each other." He started to leave the room again. "Wait, Brock you didn't let me finish. It's sort of the same thing with Tripsey. He's like my Uncle and I'm like his daughter. Me and Kev… that's just gross. Sorry big guy." Kev looked down at me, "I totally agree with you." Kev looks over at Brock, "So what did ya want?" "Well, I was wondering if Babs and MJ had eaten yet."
Kev looked him up and down, "If you hurt her I will kill you." "KEVIN!" And I socked him in the arm, "You suck. Just cuz he wants to eat with us does not mean that he likes us like that. With you 3 get it thru your thick skulls… the guys, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HURT US! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US! OK… so get of their back. I'm sick and tired of this shit. Damn it, now I need some Advil." Kev just kind of sat there looking guilty, Dad and Trips came back into the room with MJ.
MJ took one look at Kev and said, "What the FUCK did you do to my sister!?" Then she looked at Brock, "What did he do?" I came back into the room, "You wanna know what he did? The big idiot threatened Brock for no GOD DAMNED REASON! Oh… he asked if we want to eat with him, sorry, I guess he had a reason, mind you it's quite fucked up but that was his reason none the less." MJ looked at Kev, then at Brock. "Brock we would love to eat with you. We just have to take care of this family problem right now, you can stay if you want. DAD, PAUL SIT!" They sat down.
"Ok… we're gonna try to be calm and rational. But if we yell and scream you deserve it. Dad you don't do this so much, but Kevin, Paul you do this all the time. You always try to scare off any guy that even takes a second look at us. You wonder why we don't have boyfriends to scare off other guys, it's because of you."
I took off where MJ stopped, "I mean, for example, Brock just asked us if we wanted to eat with him, and Kevin… you jumped down his throat and told him that you would kill him. I mean I can understand you doing that if Brock would have asked 'you wanna fuck?' but dinner is harmless. How are we going to get to know any of the people here if you don't let us talk to them unsupervised. I mean for fuck sake… we're almost 20, it's not like we're 15 where if a guy asks you to eat with him it's a big deal. We would eat, talk and have some fun, I mean it's not like I'm gonna sit in his lap and make out with him after knowing him for less then a day."
Dad spoke up, "See… I'm not worried about making out. I think it's stupid that these two morons have scared off most of the guys for you. I think if they hadn't you would be more experienced and then you wouldn't fall for every guy that you see, I'm not saying you do fall for everyone, but there would be less chance of it. The only thing I'm worried about is you two being able to stick up for yourself incase anything gets out of hand when you're with a guy, not that any of these guys are bad guys or anything, but just guys in general."
MJ looked at dad, "I understand you're worried about us Daddy, but you guys taught us self defense. We know how to take care of something if it gets out of hand. See… dad, this conversation really isn't about the way you treat guys, it's more about the way Kevin and Paul treat guys."
I looked at Tripsey and Kev, "I understand that you guys are worried for us, but nothing is going to happen to us. Hell, no one even knew we were older then 17 before they saw us, and even after they found out how old we were one of you two was there to tell them to back off or to give them an evil stare." "We just want you to stop doing this, if we have any problems you'll be the first people to know, no matter what the situation is. We love you but we can't deal with it anymore, you've been doing this for years and it's just depressing."
Kev and Tripsey looked at us. "We're sorry girls. We'll try not to do this all the time, it's gonna be really hard, because we're so used to it, but we'll try to stop it from happening too much." We gave each of the guys a big hug. Then MJ and I turned around and looked at Brock, "Still hungry?" Brock laughed, "Of course I am, you think a family quarrel's gonna stop my hunger? HA!" With that said we each took one of Brock's arms and we went to go get some food.
**Author's Note** That was a fun chapter to write. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I would like to thank all the people that have reviewed… I was going to name you but the server's down right now?? But you know who you are so THANK YOU!! Please Review!
--Jess