Note: Err…. Is this thing on? Guess so… Anywho.. Enjoy!
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"GARDENING!" shrieked Legolas in horror.
"Oh god…." moaned Zero pitifully as she and Legolas were taken to the Gardening part of K-Mart. She followed slowly, while Legolas was plotting revenge on the owner of K-Mart.
"Ok. Legolas, you'll be working the hoses and water system while Zero will be stocking flowers and remember you too. Smile" he said happily and walked back inside to instruct Minka and Learoyd next. The Elf kicked the water can then hopped around on one foot.
"Stupid can…" he grumbled and kicked it again and would have had a perfect field goal, had Zero not walked into the way. She got hit with the can and collapsed in pain.
"LEGOLAS! YOU BLOODY FOOL!" she screamed at him. He snickered and then ducked as the can came back at him.
"Its not my fault the guy hired us Zero."
"But it is YOUR fault that the can hit me!" she growled back.
"You just can't catch Zero" he retorted with a smile.
"If you weren't property of Minka, I'd pound you in the ground Elf."
"Bring it on!"
"No problem!!" Yelled Zero, leaping at Legolas. Both went down on a cloud of dust and flower petals. When the dust cleared, the manager was standing there.
"What in blazes happened?" Zero and Legolas stood up slowly. Their clothes were ripped in places and dirty in others. Zero had a black eye and Legolas had bruises on his face.
"Zero, come with me" he said and lead her away. Legolas had faces at her the whole time. Minutes later, Minka dashed out into the Gardening section and hugged Legolas tightly.
"Zero! Thank god its you!" Learoyd said happily hugging her.
"Uhhh hey Learoyd." said Zero, hugging back.
"Don't leave me with Minka again. Please don't!" he pleaded.
"I wont promise"
TBC…
Hahahaha evil genius strikes again!