The one who wields the swords
For all the wealthy lords
His eyes dark chocolate brown
So hott he'd even look good in a gown!
Long curly hair
There is no way you can not care
Big bright smile
I'll stare for a while
His name is Will Turner
I won't put him on the back burner!
The nicest guy you ever met
Even hott when he's dripping in sweat
The hottest pirate there ever was
With a little peach fuzz!