Well… how should I put this… Uhh I'll just say it in plain English… I'm BACK! *Stupid evil music that dies because the author shoved a knife in the DJ's heart* Ok! On with the LONG overdue story ..update thingy…

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A scream right well it turned out to be nothing more than those damn annoying screaming witches you find at Halloween. The screaming stopped because of two reasons. One: Learoyd tackled it in no time thinking it was none other than food and Two: it had three arrows in its head form the elves. That settled, Legolas (Minka clinging to him) went to find the light switch thing. Finding it, he turned it on.

What can I say well.. There wasn't a damn thing in sight. I mean aside from shelves and items and more shelves…

Anyway!

There was a young person standing there with a clipboard. Zero and Learoyd stalked over and past the person, investigating their old stomping ground. Most everyone ignored the person save for Minka. She stormed over and grabbed the person by the collar. Legolas was standing behind her begging her to put the person down.

"Hunny please don't kill the person" begged Legolas

"You what happened to Rubi?!" demanded Minka, backing down not in her list of 25 words.

"Uhh… she was shipped off to Mexico. Someone called.. Air… Are… air something other wanted her there. She there right now so I took over. I'm Two" held out a friendly hand. Minka dropped the person to the ground and then tackled Legolas

"WE ARE HOME AT LAST!"

Elsewhere In a galaxy far far… *Smack* ok it was across the street.

"Whatcha think their doing?"

"I don't know"

"Should we call the boss"

"Yes"

"Ok"

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Ok. That HOPEFULLY will go over well. I didn't place a gender on Two since I have to ask Two what gender Two is. Anyway!

Enjoy and please R/R I'd love it and I got two more chapters lined up given I get reviews again. Thanks