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"Stars Hollow really has gone insane." Rory commented, as she read a hot pink flyer that was taped to a lamppost outside of Dooses Market.

Lorelai stood next to her shaking her head as she read along "I couldn't have said it better."

"We have to go!" Rory smiled.

"You're right. It would be wrong not to support our town, even if it is one nut short of a fruit cake."

This is what the flyer said:

Come one, come all! Announcing the appointment of King and Queen of Stars Hollow! Vote for your favorite citizens to make them King and Queen for the day! Clear your schedules and make plans to be at Miss Patty's Dance Studio on Election Day! Voting to be cast on July 5th. Results are announced after the annual Christmas in July parade on July 10th.  The winners will be pulled from the crowd and be crowned in front of a live audience! Also, the King and Queen must join in a kiss to make their titles official. Only single residents may be voted for. So, be prepared to rule Stars Hollow for the day!

Rory shook her head and grinned, "This is going to be so much fun! Can you tell that Miss Patty helped with this flyer?"

 "Oh, yeah! I wonder if I'll be crowned Queen? I mean it's only natural! Lorelai the Queen! I can see it now. I've always wanted to have my name in lights!"

"They are so not going to put your name in lights!" Rory objected.

"Hah! When I rule this town, they're going to HAVE to put my name in lights! Pink neon lights! Queen Lorelai Victoria Gilmore."

"You have great expectations." Rory sighed.

"They're not expectations! It's reality peasant!" Lorelai raised her nose and began strolling away from Rory.

"You can't call me a peasant!"

"Yes I can. I'm the Queen, you know!"

"Not yet. See if you get my vote, Queenie." Rory caught up with Lorelai as she entered Luke's.

"I'd like a cup of royal java, oh servant of mine." Lorelai said to Luke as she took a seat at the counter.

"What's she yabbering about now?" Luke aimed his question at Rory.

"Apparently she's a Queen now."

"Oh."

Lorelai tossed the flyer that she had pulled off of the pole at him and grabbed the coffee pot.

Luke read over it as she grabbed a cup and poured out the brown liquid.

"I'd like one cube of sugar." Lorelai demanded still carrying her snotty tone.

"I don't have cubes of sugar. I'll give you some Splenda, how bout that?"

"Are you insane? A Queen always takes one cube of sugar in her coffee."

"I think its tea." Rory said.

"I'M the Queen and I can do whatever I want. And I want coffee! Now, entertain me, Court Jester!"

"Once they go off the deep end, it's hard to bring them back." Rory shook her head as Luke crumpled the flyer and threw it away.

AN/ Just an intro, so tell me what you thought! Please review! Please keep all reviews G rated with no bleeped out with stars, implied, or actual cuss words! Thanks! Thanks for reading, have a great day, and remember to sMiLe! =D

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