Crappy as it may be, This is my song fic. If u have played SSX Tricky alot, you would know that before one of the races, Zoe goes up to Moby and says, "You look mighty fine in them pants." So my friends and I think she is now obsessed with his pants. (It is actually him in the pants, but let us pretend that she actually likes the pants.) HERE IS THE SONG FIC! ps it may be hard to find the melody within the words, but trust me its there and enjoy the lyrics!!

Disclaimer: Dont own SSX or stacys mom, never can never will. *sniffle*

"And now the solo hit single, Mobys pants: performed by miss Zoe Payne."

(Music starts)

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

Moby can I come over, after the race, (after the race)

I wanna steal those really hot pants without a trace, (without a trace)

Did your shorts get back from the laundromat? (laundromat)

I tell you Moby, those pants of yours are really phat. (really phat)

You know Im still the tribal girl that I used to be.

I am ready for your pants now, Moby cant you see?

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

They are shorts I want, and I've waited for so long,

Psymon cant you see? You dont have the pants for me.

These trousers make me wanna dance,

cause im in love with Mobys pants

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

Moby do you remeber when I shoveled your snow? (shoveled your snow)

You came out, and said "do you want some hot coco?" (some hot coco.)

I fell in love with your pants and I began to stare (began to stare)

and then you said, "just throw all that snow over there" (snow over there.)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy,

But right next to your pants is just where I wanna be!

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

They are shorts I want, and I've waited for so long,

Psymon cant you see? You dont have the pants for me.

These trousers make me wanna dance,

cause im in love with Mobys pants

Mobys pants have got it goin on,

They are shorts I want, and I've waited for so long,

Psymon cant you see? You dont have the pants for me.

these trousers make me wanna dance

I'm in love with (Mobys pants oh oh oh oh)

(Mobys pants oh oh oh ho)

Psymon cant you see?

you dont have the pants for me.

These trousers make me wanna da-a-a-a-ance,

cause im in love with Mobys pants.

(music stops)

"So Moby, what do you think?"

"Keep your day job, love."

LOL THAT WAS REALLY DUMB! yet somehow amusing..... now go review! I command thy! Flames Accepted! : D! BRING IT ON!