deep in the night
far off the light
missing my headache

visions of light
sweeter delight
kissin' my loveache

how come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
how come I must know
where the passion hides its feelings?

how come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
how come I must know
the direction of relieving?

Song Title: Obsession. (.hack//sign)

Oh yes...DISCLAIMER-thingy...I forgot. Yes. Well...I don't own ANYTHING. Except my penguin army, which I will sick on you if you don't review.

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"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!" Kuwabara said, as he was getting dragged to an old building in a remote part of Japan.

"Shut up." Shizuru said calmly. "This is for your...well at least my own good..."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?"

"Well...OH LOOK! Here we are...BYE BABY BROTHER!" Shizuru said dumping him off at the stoop.

"Damn it..." Kuwabara said looking around. "HEY YUSKE!!" Kuwabara said happily runnign towards Yuske.

"Oh, Kuwabara. It's you." Yuske said casually. "So did your mom drop you off at this dump too?"

"No. My sister did." Kuwabara said miserably.

"Oh. What a pleasant surprise!" Kurama said from behind them, making them both jumo.

"Kurama!?" They both yelled.

"Yes. Who else did you expect? Jin and Hiei are here as well, but they got invited..."

"Invited...?"

"Didn't you know?" Kurama said looking at them with disbeleif.

"Know what?" Kuwabara asked.

"This is one of the most refined academies in the country!" Kurama said happily. "but...I don't see how you two got accepted."

"Er...our parents probably bribed the head of this place or sumtin." Yuske said.

"WELCOME!!!"

Yuske, Kurama, and Kuwabara turned around. They saw young looking girl looking up at them.

"Are you just gonna stand there, or are you going to or are you going to enter Momo's Academy for Bishonen?!"

"Bishonen?" Kurama asked, blushing.

"If this is for bishonen...why is KUWABARA at this place?" Yuske said smirking.

Kuwabara paused...still thinking.

"HEY!!!!"

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A/N: Another one of my riciculous attempts at anime fics. But this one is going to be my first crossover...the thing is...to put which anime bishonen in there???!?!?! Also...I'm accepting applications for teachers...you know? so..if you even LIKE the fic...just review, leave your name, age, physical description, personality traits and what subject you wanna teach. But like...I won't write another chapter until I get five reviews...flames are welcome...OH AND TELL MY WHICH ANIME BISHONEN YOU WANT IN THERE! this is who I'm putting in there for sure...Tauski, Hotohiri, Chichiri(all from Fushigi Yuugi), Koenma, Touya, Kentaro (from Love Hina), Inuyasha, Maraku...I think that's all I have. Thanks if you review...