Disclaimer: I do not own any of these bishies or there anime....


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"You got to admit...he does have a point." Said the girl behind them.

"Hey!!!" Kuwabara yelled angrily.

"Watch it...Kuwabaka. I would expell you here and now...if Shizuru didn't promise me I could have that cutie Aikechi." Momo winking.

"Not my Aikechi!!!" Kuwabara said crying.

"Well...anyway. The other students should be arriving soon. I can't believe Kurama was here so damn early..." Momo muttered, looking around. She had black hair, brown eyes, and was kind of small. But despite that, she had an evil smirk that looked remarkably like Hiei's. She was wearing goggles on her head and had on a cute school girl's uniform.

Yusuke gave Kurama a "you're a nerd" look. Kurama just cheerfully looked around to.

"Excuse me? Where am I??" Chiriko said looking up at Yusuke.

"CHIRIKO!!!" Squealled a purple haired girl as she ran up to hug him. Her hair was waist long in a pony tail, and she had aqua colored eyes. She was wearing a white sweatshirt over a purple tank-top and a white skirt. Chiriko sweat dropped, and just said nothing as the girl glomped him forever.

"TAKI!" Momo yelled from behind her.

"Eek!!! Momo, isn't he just so cute?" Taki said, patting Chiriko's head.

"Yes...but...you shouldn't----OH MY GOSH! TAUSKI!!!" Momo yelled, forgetting Taki she ran up and hugged the orange haired warrior.

"Can you get offa me?" Tauski asked Momo.

"Oh, my darling Tauski, I'll never let go!!" Momo said with sparkling eyes.

"Er..." Tauski said, looking around for a distraction.

"Umm...Miss Momo?" Asked a timid young girl with brown hair and eyes, she was wearing black pants and a red blouse. "Don't you think we should bring them inside?"

"Oh...well. I suppose...¬_¬*" Momo said sadly. She cleared her throat and pulled out a microphone.

"ALL BISHONEN AND KUWABARA INSIDE BEFORE I PULL OUT MY WHIP!" Momo yelled at the top of her lungs. Everyone ran inside immeadately. Taki and Snoopy sweat-dropped.

"Where's Shayde???" Momo asked irratably as she looked around for the green eyed girl.

"Sorry I'm late!!!" Shayde said looking around with her brilliant green eyes. Her brownish reddish hair shined in the sun, she was wearing dark washed jeans with a shirt that said 'Got Sake?' and asked, "where's all the bishonen??"

"There inside...now come on...they're in for the time of their lives." Momo said with an evil grin.

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"Welcome to my school!!! Well...it's actually not mine. Technically...sanrio owns it. Which explains all the hello kitty seats and pink wallpaper...^^;;" Momo said, looking at the faces of the shocked bishonen. "But...they put me in charge...which usually means...nothing but torture... I mean... joy and fun!!! ^_^ *mutters* Phew that was close!"

"Miss Momo, the microphone is still on...^_^;;" Snoopy said.

"Oh...it is...0_0" Momo said, "well...er....I'll let the teachers introduce themselves." She hurriedly jammed the microphone in Shayde's hand.

"Well...er...I'm miss Shayde. I teach literature and art and I'm single..." Shayde said, winking at the guys.

"AHEM!" Momo said loudly.

"What? Oh...yeah...um...I guess that's it.^_^" Shayde said.

"My turn!!!" Taki said happily. "Hello everyone!! My name is Miss Taki!!! I teach all science classes!!! Isn't that such a fun subject? Oh dear...you're all...sleeping...^_^;;" Taki said.

"Ahem...lemme handle this...WAKE UP NOW!" Momo said to the twenty or so teenager boys there. They all woke up with a start and looked around at the growling Momo.

"Well...I suppose it's Snoopy's turn..." Taki said cheerfully, as she handed the microphone to Snoopy.

"Well, my name is Miss Snoopy." Snoopy said happily. "And I teach..." Snoopy stopped and looked at Momo, mouthing 'What do I teach?' Momo ran over and whispered into her ear.

"Ooooh...that? Okay...I guess. I guess I teach math..." Snoopy said.

"Well...that's all!!! You will be escorted to your dorms by....these really adorable sanrio characters!!!" Momo said cheerfully at the disgruntled guys' faces.

"It's going to be a long year..." Yusuke grumbled, walking alongside Tauski, Kurama, Chiriko, Hotohori, Kuwabara, Yugi, Hiei, Jin, Sanosuke, and Miroku.

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A/N: THANKS FOR REVIEWING!!! All of you are so nice!!! I hope I got your character down right, Shayde, Snoopy and Taki!!! Lol review and tell me to make modifcations if needed....I have three more spots open.... and um...I haven't watched Gravitation before...can someone explain the characters to me? Oh and the genbu guy to....lol...or Sanosuke!!! I'm sorry! i've watched Ruroni Kenshin before...but like only one episode!!! Oh and thanks for the spelling corrections a girl and her muses!!!!

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