Disclaimer: I do not OWN any animes....So like YAH!
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"LIGHTS OUT SUGARPUFFS!" Momo yelled happily.
"DON'T CALL US SUGARPUFFS!" Yuske said angrily.
"I can't beleive ALL of our teachers are girls..." Tauski muttered angrily.
"What are you talking about? Three beautiful girls, to bad Miss Momo stands in there way to me...::sighs::." Sansouke said.
"ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL!?" Momo said angrily.
"Er...you're...okay. But you are also slightly pshycotic..." Hiei said calmly.
"Miss Momo? WHere are you going?" Yugi asked kindly, looking at the small girl's retreating figure.
"Sorry Yugi, but I'm not going to stand here and get ridiculed by a bunch of punk kids." Momo said irratibly. "Classes start tommorow morning..."
"Er good night then, Miss Momo." Yugi said.
Momo left, grumbling about how people don't respect her. Yugi just laughed, and Tauski just sighed and turned over in his bed.
"Why did we have go get abducted by a nutcase?" Kuwabara asked.
"I don't know...she isn't to bad." Kurama said truthfully.
"That's because you're a brown-noser Kurama." Yuske said.
"Well at least I show up to school." Kurama said calmly.
"Whatever..." Yuske said turning over.
"Tauski?" Chiriko asked. "Where are we?"
"We're in Miaka's world, but it looks like she ain't here..."
"Yep. No da!" Chichiri said.
"Well. At least it's a school for bishonen. The only girls we have to deal with is, are those teachers."
"Speaking of bishonen, how'd the ugly guy with the orange hair get in?" Chiriko asked.
"HEY!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Easy Kuwabaka, he's just a kid..."
"I am not a kid!" Chiriko said.
"Whatever." Yuske muttered.
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"Good MORNING CLASS!" Miss Taki said cheerfully to all the tired faces of the bishonen.
"good morning Miss Taki." They responded tiredly.
"Today...WE WILL BE WORKING WITH DEADLY CHEMIALS! ISN'T THAT FUN?^_^" Miss Taki said excitedly.
"Deadly...? 0_0" Kuwabara asked.
"Yes. Is that a problem Mister Kuwabara??" Taki asked.
"No..." Kuwabara said nervously.
"Excellent! Now any questions?!" Miss Taki asked. "Yes, Mister Miroku?"
"Yes. Will you please bear my child?" Miroku asked seriously.
"Oh dear..." Taki said blushing. "That' not my job Mr. Miroku. Now please, be serious." Taki said seriously. Several students sniggered at Miroku who looked very calm.
"Hey Taki, I need to borrow some passes, it looks like Hiei has a bladder problem." Shayde said from the door, followed by an angry curse from Hiei.
"Sure! ^_^ Let me get some...lemme see....flamethower...dirty magazine confiscated from Kuwa...penguin plushie...another dirty magazine...confiscated from...Tomite? Hm...that's odd....AH! Passes!! Here you are Shayde-chan!" Taki said happily.
"Thanks Taki-chan." Shayde said happily as she walked back to her class.
"YUSKE, COME TO MY OFFICE..." Momo said sweetly. "You'll finally get what you deserved...oh bloody hell! THIS THING IS STILL ON? SHIT!" Momo said frantically.
Everyone: ^.^()
"Stupid brat." Yuske said walking out.
"Wait! Yuske! YOU FORGOT YOUR PASS!" Miss Taki said.
"Whatever..."
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"Now. Can anyone tell me the quadratic formula?" Snoopy asked.
"X equals negative b, plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four AC, all over two a." Kurama said at last.
"Don't tell me Kurama was the only one who knew that?-_-" Snoopy asked, looking at the blank faces of the bishonen.
::sigh:: "Okay. Let's start with this..." Miss Snoopy said tiredly.
"Miss Snoopy, I have to the restroom."
"All right, here's your pass dear." Miss Snoopy said kindly.
"Thanks!" Chriko said rushing hurriedly to find a bathroom.
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"MUAHAHHA! COMMANDER WADDLES! PREPARE THE HELLO KITTY TOURTURE DEVICES!" Miss Momo said evilly to a stuffed penguin with an army hat on it.
"Oh. You lazy penguin! Fine I'll go get it myself..." Miss Momo grumbled. "YES!!!" She yelled happily, pulling out two pink DDR pads and a playstation. "Waddles, we'll finally get back at Yuske for being mean to me..."
"Hey brat!" Yuske said, barging in.
"_* YUSKE!!! ^_^* Oh well, come in. I have something for you."
"Hmph. I didn't do nothing..." Yuske said lookign at her.
"I know...I'm just...being nice." Momo said, trying not to laugh to hard. She handed Yuske a copy of DDR on PS2, and to Hello Kitty dancepads (a/n: do they really have a hello kitty dancepad).
"Er..." Yuske said nervously.
"Yuske, I challenge you to a DDR Duel!!" Momo said pointing at him.
"A what?" Yuske asked.
"DDR DUEL!!!" Momo yelled..."TAUSKI!!!!!!!" Momo said happily when she saw him outside her office. *glomp*
"Er...Miss Momo? Miss Shayde sent me here because she said I wasn't cooperating..."
"Oh...hm...I guess her punishment was sending you to me...AH! I shall give her a raise..." Momo said happily. In a flash, she let go of Tauski, got Duct tape and tied him to a chair.
Tauski: *blinks*
Yuske: *blinks* 0_0;;;
"Now...LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!!" Miss Momo said, turning on the PS2.
"Ah...I really LOVE candy...let's dance to that!!!" Yuske said.
"No way...that's to girly. LET'S GO WITH SANDSTORM!" Miss Momo said happily.
She and Yuske both danced in heavy mode, neither of them showing sgns of weariness.
"YAY!!! TWO A'S!!! HA! YOU LOSER! YOU GOT A C!" Momo said happily, jumping up down ecstaically.
"Lousy...brat." Yuske muttered.
"Fine...BE PREPARED TO BE HUMILATED AGAIN!!! Right Waddles-chan ^_^?" Miss Momo asked.
Yuske and Tauski: Waddles-chan? *looks around*
Miss Momo: THERE *points to waddles*
Yuske and Tauski: *thinking* what a nut-case
Momo: *thinking* I wonder what's for lunch---OOH! A PENNY!
"Look brat. I wanna get some sleep, so let's do this!" Yuske said irratably.
"You're right...I'm busy to. I need to see which wedding dress Tauski likes..." Momo said cheefully.
"Err..." Tauski said.
"YES! I LOVE THIS SONG!!! EXOTIC ETHNIC!" Momo said, drowning out Tauski's groans.
"TAKE THAT BRAT!"
Score:
Yuske: D, AA
Momo: C, AA...
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A/N: POINTLESS CHAPTER! I KNOW!!! DON'T THROW THINGS AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next Chapter:
Two New Teachers
The DDR Duel showdown!
and of course...MORE BISHONEN!